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Invisiblechodamunky
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If you spot a terrorist...
    #1349091 - 03/04/03 08:22 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

This government site is another attempt at more fear mongering.  Kinda like the stuff we heard during the Cold War. The fun part is that these pictures are so ambiguous, you can make up your own captions  :laugh:


If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.


Choke yourself if you detect a stinky fart.


If your dumb ass does get trapped under stuff, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.


Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.


New intelligence information suggests terrorists will be targeting bridges, power lines, and local signs. Stay clear of these "hot spots".


In the event of a nuclear blast, drive towards the mushroom cloud on the paved shoulder.


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1349572 - 03/04/03 11:27 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

ROFL dude wtf is going on here?



And I could have sworn that symbol is for biological hazards, but it's under the Chemical attack category. Maybe I'm wrong.


Edited by Anonymous (03/04/03 11:41 AM)


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Invisibleluvdemshrooms
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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1349576 - 03/04/03 11:27 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Well done.


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1349612 - 03/04/03 11:43 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Bwah haa hah ha!....That's hilarious!  Nice work on the captions :grin:


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1349716 - 03/04/03 12:23 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

LOL!

"If your dumb ass does get trapped under stuff, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets."


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Invisiblechodamunky
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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1349939 - 03/04/03 01:30 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

hehehe, come on guys join in the fun. I wanna see some of your magical captions  :smile:


When immenent death is upon you, your biggest problem is whether to have sex one last time in the house or in the car.


When shit starts falling down, hide under the table and give yourself fellatio.


If terrorist capture and torture you with N'Sync music, you may either cower in a fetal position and cry "Make it stop, make it stop!" or make a run for it.


In case of nuclear radiation, stand directly behind your door, but do not open the door, even if the radiation knocks.


In case of emergency, calmly follow the circumsized arrow. 


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1350100 - 03/04/03 02:41 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I can't stop fucking laughing. :grin:


In case of nuclear radiation, stand directly behind your door, but do not open the door, even if the radiation knocks.

very good...


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Edited by Innvertigo (03/04/03 02:45 PM)


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1350189 - 03/04/03 03:17 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)


Do not play air guitar while trapped under debris. Friction from your hands may cause the debris to light on fire and begin smoking, causing death by suffocation.


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Edited by pattern (03/04/03 03:26 PM)


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1350238 - 03/04/03 03:37 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

If you are a victim of a biological attack, head immediately for Minnesota.



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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1350251 - 03/04/03 03:40 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Smaller terrorist arows can be stopped with Karate.


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #1350257 - 03/04/03 03:42 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

head immediately for Minnesota.





I thought that was missouri.


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1350262 - 03/04/03 03:44 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)



See what radiation did to the President?






If you have all these ingedients you can make your own dirty bomb for practice







If you get radiation poisoning you may become too tall to fit through your door




If a bomb goes off in your town you have two options:




1. go to possible safety

2.Go back back to the blast site and grab all the electronics you can!


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: Skikid16]
    #1350264 - 03/04/03 03:44 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

that it is.


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: ClosetCase]
    #1350269 - 03/04/03 03:47 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)



Terrorists may disguise themselves as fire, DO NOT let them in!


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"as your attourney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top, and you'll need the cocaine.."

"well.. why not? I mean if anything's worth doing, it's worth doing right. THIS IS THE AMERICAN DREAM IN ACTION"



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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: ClosetCase]
    #1350273 - 03/04/03 03:49 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)



If you spot a terrorist looking for their glasses, kick them in the nuts!


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"as your attourney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top, and you'll need the cocaine.."

"well.. why not? I mean if anything's worth doing, it's worth doing right. THIS IS THE AMERICAN DREAM IN ACTION"



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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: ClosetCase]
    #1350453 - 03/04/03 05:22 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

lmao! great idea


A telephone pole possossed by a dead Taliban leader. New Age Terrorism.


When a radiation box floats near by, stand beside it for exactly 5 minutes and 12 seconds. By this method you may become completely sterile.


After consuming large quantities of shrooms, you may feel like a giant and notice a big red arrow protruding from your crotch.


The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.




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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1350511 - 03/04/03 05:51 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

we should e-mail these to a late show... courtesy of magic mushrooms.


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"well.. why not? I mean if anything's worth doing, it's worth doing right. THIS IS THE AMERICAN DREAM IN ACTION"



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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: ClosetCase]
    #1350571 - 03/04/03 06:17 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)


In the event of a terrorist attack even your favorite fish and pet bird may be suspect.


Trust no one.


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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1350620 - 03/04/03 06:34 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)


If There is a Nuclear Blast DO NOT EAT YOUR PETS
Instead go to your lab in your basement.

Cook up some meth. This will stop the need for food for awhile.


When your meth stash runs out you can huff paint.
Spray paint onto a rag.


Cover your face with the rag untill you pass out.


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but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.



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Re: If you spot a terrorist... [Re: chodamunky]
    #1350968 - 03/04/03 10:00 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

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