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OfflineDoSedLiving
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i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started?
    #13486599 - 11/15/10 07:56 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

?coke and vagineas

Edited by DoSedLiving (11/15/10 08:18 AM)

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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13486633 - 11/15/10 08:06 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Being a dj takes very little skill, as most DJs are just performers and don't blast there own tracks. Honestly anybody could learn to "dj" a rave in like a week with the proper deck.



So do like you would in any other un-skilled profession where it matters if people like you or not.....start sucking some dick and sleezing your way to the top.


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I'm not wasting time at school. I'm gaining hella knowledge and life experience, not trying to use my degree for financial gain.

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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: saxx]
    #13486638 - 11/15/10 08:08 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Haha, hilarious.

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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13486669 - 11/15/10 08:16 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Oh i forgot

You also have to wear big shades pretend you're the shit and do lotsa coke.

Of course if you're doing lotsa coke you are the shit, at least that's how i think they think it works.


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zappateer said:
I'm not wasting time at school. I'm gaining hella knowledge and life experience, not trying to use my degree for financial gain.

Edited by saxx (11/15/10 08:17 AM)

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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: saxx]
    #13486671 - 11/15/10 08:17 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Lol that is how it works isnt it.

Coke -== highest achievement in life possibel.

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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13486678 - 11/15/10 08:20 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Wow... joke thread right? :mad:


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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13486679 - 11/15/10 08:20 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Are you actually serious about becoming a DJ though.

Honestly i just wanted to troll on DJs all day. I could do it.


A friend of mine is an independent electronic music producer, he's young, barely drinking age.

He started going to alot of shows and doing as much drugs with the higher class people as possible.

He now has a couple of gigs in the works and is on his way to becoming a dj/producer. Which is where the respect is at, if ya dig.

Anyways good luck, sorry for being an ass.


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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: djchemist]
    #13486680 - 11/15/10 08:21 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Dude whats with your name



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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: saxx]
    #13486685 - 11/15/10 08:22 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Buy equipment and records/cd's/we.  Some people just use a laptop and pretend to flip switches on a mixing board.

But, basically, ya.  Be sleezy.  Make friends with the people calling the shots.  Find a venue and suck the owner's dick.


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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13486692 - 11/15/10 08:24 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I know what you mean..
Im pretty sure I could pull something off if I wanted to.
I know lots of people with the shit actually..

I probably will, I just need some money for some proper shit sometime..

I kinda really want to do it cause i used to on a laptop when i was lke 13 12 and im not bad..

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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13486698 - 11/15/10 08:25 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I really wonder about you deuce.

Not one for modesty are ya?

You're halfway there lol!


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I'm not wasting time at school. I'm gaining hella knowledge and life experience, not trying to use my degree for financial gain.

Edited by saxx (11/15/10 08:25 AM)

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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: saxx]
    #13486703 - 11/15/10 08:27 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, i just need some coke. and a free program.

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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13486774 - 11/15/10 08:49 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Good luck. Wouldn't call you a Dj if ur just messing with MP3 files and snorting coke...
More like an Mpj... Anyways, get proper equipment and start practicing.
Just because you can instantly beat match a song due to some computer software auto beat match button doesn't mean you know shit about Djing. Get 2 decks, 2 channel mixer, PA System and an amp and see how well you can beat mach and blend keys without making your self sound like a 3rd grader with two separate radio stations playing at the same time. Softwares are great tools to see if you enjoy music. If you are truly inspired and love to blend tracks get a set up worth of calling a set up (not a bar/wedding karaoke set, those ppl call them selves djs too! lmao).

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Re: i THNK I would be a great DJ. How do I get started? [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13486919 - 11/15/10 08:49 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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