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Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis
    #13486550 - 11/15/10 07:32 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

alright so i have been trying to get clean for a ua i will take this saturday, i have abstained from use for about 2 weeks now and have been fast pace hiking uphill and jogging down about 5 miles like every other day during that time... anyway i have felt clean, because i'm having difficulty falling asleep when i need (main reason i smoke is to stop insomnia) and am very alert (could be the exercise :shrug:)

anyway i tested myself this morning and am still hot for THC after all this, i plan to take exercising more seriously in the next 5 days, by going twice a day now or double the distance on days i don't have time to go in the morning and afternoon... hopefully this will work but... if test day comes closer and i test my self again to find i'm hot i'd like to know what i can do to clear my system another way and FAST, i know that i can buy several products that are "guaranteed" but i just want people's experience on what has worked for them and how dirty they were before they used the detox?

BTW the test will be a lab test not a dip stick (my home tests are dip stick obviously) if that information makes any difference


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Re: Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis [Re: SurReality]
    #13486566 - 11/15/10 07:44 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

also for some more info- before quitting i ate hash regularly and only smoke very strong cannabis... i am really surprised that i am dirty because i have a fast metabolism and not much meat on my bones, i have gotten clean in two before without exercise but those were the days of smoking brick weed too...


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Re: Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis [Re: SurReality]
    #13486660 - 11/15/10 08:13 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I know you can't just chemically pull the metabolites from your body, but you can definitely dilute with tons of water/diuretics, so that you're just pissing water. If you use this method, however, it's best to eat some salty and potassium rich foods to keep your electrolytes in balance, as well as taking a double dose of multivitamin and perhaps an energy drink to add color and level out trace chemicals.

The main problem is that this will leave you with an inconclusive, not a negative. Some companies will just leave it go at that, however if they reschedule another test, you can always use that extra time to get cleaner.


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Re: Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis [Re: DrMambo]
    #13486875 - 11/15/10 09:22 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

With a lab test, one of the keys is creatinine levels. If you just dilute your urine, your creatinine levels will be suspiciously low, and they will order a retest. :smile:

EDIT: Also, from what I've read, most of those "Guaranteed" products are merely B vitamins. You can buy vitamins at the store for much less and get the same effect.


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Re: Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis [Re: SurReality]
    #13486913 - 11/15/10 09:30 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Use Quick Fix if they aren't going to watch you.












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Re: Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis [Re: Learyfan]
    #13486938 - 11/15/10 09:38 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

your avatar gave me a boner

now i wanna fuck

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Re: Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis [Re: Learyfan] * 1
    #13486951 - 11/15/10 09:43 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Learyfan said:
Use Quick Fix if they aren't going to watch you.














Quote:

Learyfan said:
Use Quick Fix if they aren't going to watch you.















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Re: Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #13487773 - 11/15/10 01:33 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

With a lab test, one of the keys is creatinine levels. If you just dilute your urine, your creatinine levels will be suspiciously low, and they will order a retest. :smile:

EDIT: Also, from what I've read, most of those "Guaranteed" products are merely B vitamins. You can buy vitamins at the store for much less and get the same effect.




thanks!


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Re: Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis [Re: SurReality]
    #13487787 - 11/15/10 01:37 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

drink lots and lots of gatoraid.
they have water pills you can buy that make you piss like no other.


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Re: Trusted detoxification for THC urine analysis [Re: encephalization]
    #13487820 - 11/15/10 01:45 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Good job on exercising alot. Keep it up until Thursday. Then veg out, don't move and eat fatty foods (mmm McDonalds). Remember, THC metabolites are stored in your fat cells, exercise releases them from your fat cells into your urine, so for the couple days before the test, you want any remaining metabolites to STOP releasing and stay in your fat cells.

Drink tons of water, but remember to keep your creatine levels up (creatine supplements/red meat). The day of the test drink a bunch of water and piss as much as possible before the test. Use the middle of your stream, not the beginning or end. If you can use something like Quick Fix, do it, but don't get caught. Good luck bro!

And most importantly, when you get the negative results back, spark up a fatty! :bigblunt:


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