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how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient?
    #13485130 - 11/14/10 09:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

My friends grandmother is in the hospital, she just has surgery. She had to have cancer removed from her lungs. They are giving her morphine for the pain, and its not helping as much as she wanted it do. So we want to give her a marijuana brownie.
But the thing is we want to know, if the doctors need to know, if its going to complicate with the morphine, or change her vitals irregularly.
She is 68 years old, and is willing to try marijuana to make her able to eat, take away some pain, and make her feel better.


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485141 - 11/14/10 09:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Hope shes doin well. I have no idea how to comment on the brownie. Maybe you should tell, maybe you shouldnt. Is bud legal where you live?
If not, you might want to take that into consideration before you decide to ask the docs. But in my opinion, I would give her brownie if she was willing. Herb should be able to be used medically for everyone.


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Divinity]
    #13485158 - 11/14/10 09:23 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

not even close to legal, I'm in texas right now.
Well shes not dead, so i guess she could be worse. Ill update.


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485164 - 11/14/10 09:25 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Ahh, well I'd say let the friend make the call on the brownie part. You could be the "bystander."


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485170 - 11/14/10 09:25 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Might not be so good for her heart..

She's not too old though so she oughta be good, my dad's just turned 65 this week and he's still smoking occasionally, cancer survivor, healthy as a horse.

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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485172 - 11/14/10 09:26 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Well, as far as getting it to her, there would be no problem. They certainly won't search you or anything. Just wrap it up in tin foil and be nonchalant about it. Of course, the thing to worry about is how she'll react to it. You never know these things with the older folks. If she wants it though, give her a light dose at first to see how she'll take it.

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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #13485174 - 11/14/10 09:27 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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Divinity said:
Ahh, well I'd say let the friend make the call on the brownie part. You could be the "bystander."



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Well, as far as getting it to her, there would be no problem. They certainly won't search you or anything. Just wrap it up in tin foil and be nonchalant about it. Of course, the thing to worry about is how she'll react to it. You never know these things with the older folks. If she wants it though, give her a light dose at first to see how she'll take it.



thats really the problem, how she will react. we dont want her to die.


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485185 - 11/14/10 09:29 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

sorry to hear ask the doctor if marijuana would help or complicate things, if he says it would help then see if you could give her some medicinally if the doc says no and you really want to help its her choice weather to give it to her or not.

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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485186 - 11/14/10 09:30 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I wouldn't until she was more stabilized. Besides that, marijuana might come up if they're screening her urine.

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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485197 - 11/14/10 09:31 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

yeah make alot of little low dose brownies
then she can eat one and wait a few hours and see i she wants another


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485205 - 11/14/10 09:33 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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thats really the problem, how she will react. we dont want her to die.




Yes, indeed, although I doubt it'd kill her, but she could have a bad reaction to it, especially so soon after surgery. Y'all might want to wait until she's had some time to recuperate from this a bit.

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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: eritas]
    #13485208 - 11/14/10 09:34 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I would just bake a few brownies and let her know they have marijuana in them, and that she should maybe start out eatting half a brownie. and then just nibble on the brownie all day as she sees fit?

Good vibes out to your friends grandmother.

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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #13485217 - 11/14/10 09:36 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

lol morphine kicks marijuana ass when it comes to killing pain.  If the morphine isnt helping they need to up her dose or give her a stronger pain killer, marijuana isnt gonna do jack shit.


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #13485228 - 11/14/10 09:38 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Well, yes, but the main thing is to get her to eat a bit more, which can be a problem with cancer patients, especially after chemo/radiation therapy.

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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #13485243 - 11/14/10 09:43 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

And in my experience pain killers dont make you hungry, but marijuana does:wink:


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: TTT]
    #13485254 - 11/14/10 09:45 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

The doctor could be anti-weed so they'll possibly be against it whether it's a good idea or not. I don't think there's any MD's on the shroomery so maybe ask on a medical forum like http://www.doctorslounge.com/forums/



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I wouldn't until she was more stabilized. Besides that, marijuana might come up if they're screening her urine.




Does that even matter? I don't know about texas but here you can't be charged for having thc in your system unless you're behind the wheel of a car. It isn't the doctors concern unless you're being violent and they actually have a reason to contact police.


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Divinity]
    #13485260 - 11/14/10 09:47 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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And in my experience pain killers dont make you hungry, but marijuana does;)




:yesnod: It's rather famous for it, actually, as most here can attest.

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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #13485292 - 11/14/10 09:56 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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Well, yes, but the main thing is to get her to eat a bit more, which can be a problem with cancer patients, especially after chemo/radiation therapy.



this is a big concern also, her eating. And the pain, shes already been upped to something stronger.


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485305 - 11/14/10 09:59 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I'd just make some brownies. Go in with a family member like your mom or dad to make it seem legit. Just be like hey grandma, we made your some brownies to make you feel better.


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Re: how to sneak marijuana to a hospital patient? [Re: Legend]
    #13485313 - 11/14/10 10:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Definitely start with an extremely low dose.  Some people have a hypersensitivity to cannabis.  Better she have absolutely no effects than too much effect.  When the dose is too high, it can put minor stress on the heart, which is fine for most people, but it could easily be dangerous for someone in her condition.  You can always give her more, but you can't take back what she's already eaten.

Edited by BothHands (11/14/10 10:26 PM)

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