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Invisiblesmack
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #13483609 - 11/14/10 04:18 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I got a 64 oz container of bubble soap. Maybe I could blow bubbles at them. Other then that I have a a bong.


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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #13483616 - 11/14/10 04:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
I'd Clock em with the computer tower, the printer and the monitor.
Maybe pour some coca-cola into their eyes.
Then I'd hit em with the desk chair and just throw hard bound books.




this man is prepared to make some sacrifices to make it out of the apocolypse alive

BUT THINK OF THE PORN!!!!


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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: smack]
    #13483621 - 11/14/10 04:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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smack said:
I got a 64 oz container of bubble soap. Maybe I could blow bubbles at them. Other then that I have a a bong.



Exhale a huge cloud of smoke to temporarily disable them then smack em with the bong.

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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #13483634 - 11/14/10 04:24 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)



Right next to me.. dont ask.


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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Enthrall]
    #13483642 - 11/14/10 04:27 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

They threw you out of your apartment and you're living in the fire exit?


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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: F0SS1L]
    #13483647 - 11/14/10 04:28 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

First of all, are we talking regular slow, stupid zombies, or the Nike-commercial-fast running zombies like those in 28 Days Later?

I'm in the back of a coffee shop where the only window is a large bay window in the front.  There are a lot of people in front of me, so I've got an excellent buffer.  It would take the zombies a while to get through the big passive-aggressive family getting lunch and bitching at each other about money issues in front of me.

I'd watch them chew on those people for a bit then dash out the back door.

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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: CosmicFool]
    #13483658 - 11/14/10 04:30 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Why fight it, I say. The zombie apocalypse is inevitable thanks to HAARP and alien crop circles.

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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: justinsanity]
    #13483669 - 11/14/10 04:34 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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i'd turn on lady gaga so they commit suicide, one will survive. the "boss" of zombies if you will, with a bleeding ear cavity. then i wish turn on justin beiber for the finisher and then me and the boss zombie would die from uncreative acoustic energy,




It's like a really abstract Mortal Combat finishing move.



As for fi? I have a little gun that makes a big boom and a few swords lying around.:ninja:

First I'd go all Dirty Harry on them and then I'd go all Ninja Gaiden on anything left...


Then, I'd take over the world and the rest of you would do what I say without asking any questions.

AIGHT!!!:crankdre:


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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Passengerr]
    #13483694 - 11/14/10 04:41 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

i could throw my coffee cups, and lava lamp at them.
Im not sure how far that would get me :shrug:


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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Legend]
    #13483700 - 11/14/10 04:42 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

You might have more luck mesmerizing them with the lava.:lol:

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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Passengerr]
    #13483719 - 11/14/10 04:46 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

If the lamp is on that shit is hot enough to do some melting damage.

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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #13483725 - 11/14/10 04:47 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
If the lamp is on that shit is hot enough to do some melting damage.



yes its been on for about a week.


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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Le_Canard]
    #13483738 - 11/14/10 04:49 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
Why fight it, I say. The zombie apocalypse is inevitable thanks to HAARP and alien crop circles.




i wouldn't be able to run for more than a day or two without meds, so if its a large scale outbreak then im going to be joining them soon enough anyway.

of course if one crashes through my window right now i wont know how big of an outbreak there is, so i think i could probably take out one or two with my boot-knife.  of course if i used that id most likely contract the infection myself (going with the virus theory here). then i could break off the tip of my pool cue and hope i can get any more i run into in the eye on my way out.

i could get to my car and try to head north, but, assuming its large scale, i imagine the roads would get blocked up pretty quick, and then id be even more fucked. so i'd grab my bag out bag and my family and head for the woods, calling and warning a few friends along the way.


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