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CosmicFool
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Suddenly Zombies
#13482973 - 11/14/10 01:51 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Zombies suddenly crash in through your windows.... the only things you have at your disposable are within arms reach will you survive
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Yeah. Becauase zombies are stupid. I'd trick them with some math and then slip out the window
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: memes]
#13483037 - 11/14/10 02:07 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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meams said: Yeah. Becauase zombies are stupid. I'd trick them with some math and then slip out the window
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: memes]
#13483045 - 11/14/10 02:09 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'd grab the weight close by and throw it along with a chair and couple other things to lengthen the time it takes for them to get to me. run around the other path into the garage, grab a bat and lead them to a position where i can separate and take them out easily. then gather what i can. grab keys and get the fuck out to assess the situation outside.
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Eshu]
#13483048 - 11/14/10 02:10 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm probably fucked. My baseball bat is in the basement.
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CosmicFool
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: memes]
#13483049 - 11/14/10 02:10 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've got a couple of d20's on my desk so I can roll for initiative also have a pretty good sized knife laying in front of me so that should give me some leverage to make my way one room to my right where I can take a sword off my wall and battle my way upstairs to my real weapon stash.
Than I can hop out my window onto the roof of my car and ...... from there
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i'd spring to my bedroom and get my glock and then shoot their dead brains out.
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Big_Whoop
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: memes]
#13483068 - 11/14/10 02:15 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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i slam my guitar over the first zombie i see, if it doesnt get completely destroyed ill continue to fuck his shit up. then run for dear life.
get in the car and drive north. i hope theyve got shotguns in quebec.
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Big_Whoop]
#13483082 - 11/14/10 02:18 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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not the guitar!
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Big_Whoop]
#13483085 - 11/14/10 02:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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if zombies are coming in through my windows i'm fucked because that means they're probably flying zombies or packed pretty high.
But nah the second they come through i just jump up and run through my back door and then i'm gone. if i wanted to get fancy I could run up onto my roof and hop from building to building.
honestly zombies coming through my window would have a bunch of shit to fall over, i'd have plenty of time.
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Big_Whoop]
#13483087 - 11/14/10 02:20 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stare at zombies while getting mauled.
Vaski plays in the background.
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: smack]
#13483119 - 11/14/10 02:28 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'd turn on lady gaga so they commit suicide, one will survive. the "boss" of zombies if you will, with a bleeding ear cavity. then i wish turn on justin beiber for the finisher and then me and the boss zombie would die from uncreative acoustic energy,
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tokerfromhell
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i d pull out my dik let it fall and cause an earthquake who with me
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Yes, we have the fire power and ammo.
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Quote:
tokerfromhell said: i d pull out my dik let it fall and cause an earthquake who with me
 I want this guy to stick around.
I have a 3.5 inch blade in my pocket. Depends on how many zombies.
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: 4runner]
#13483197 - 11/14/10 02:47 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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if they were to start attacking (flying through windows would kill everyone here no matter what you say haha) where I am right now, I'd probably do fine. We have 5 cars here at the moment at my girlfriends house so we could run into the garage that's closed off, hop in one of her cars, and then i'd drive to my family's place and call them letting them know whats up. If i had to fight between the garage and the upstairs at her place i'd probably use a chair and a knife to fuck shit up
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No, goddammit. This thread makes me feel so unprepared.
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F0SS1L
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Solemente]
#13483561 - 11/14/10 04:03 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My guitar is in arms reach as well as a folding chair. I should be able to bash in some zombie brains until I can find a more suitable weapon. If I can make it about 1/2 mile down the road I can raid my uncle's gun locker. He has some ... "interesting" weaponry.
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Asante
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the only things you have at your disposable are within arms reach
A steel pipe nunchaku with 1lb handles
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will you survive
If it's Romero zombies and only a few, probably yes. If its a few Dawn Of The Dead 2004 zombies, no way. I sure will try though.
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Re: Suddenly Zombies [Re: Asante]
#13483597 - 11/14/10 04:13 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd Clock em with the computer tower, the printer and the monitor. Maybe pour some coca-cola into their eyes. Then I'd hit em with the desk chair and just throw hard bound books.
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