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MrBump
Third prize is you're fired
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Beer Theories
#3652980 - 01/20/05 09:44 AM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Babe Ruth - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Paul Hornung - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. H.L. Mencken
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! George Bernard Shaw - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C. W.C. Fields - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can! Leo Durocher - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine ! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers............
and finally:
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER. -- Frank Zappa
-------------------- If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all. There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn. Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?
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stefan
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Re: Beer Theories [Re: MrBump]
#3653042 - 01/20/05 10:05 AM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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cool collection of beer quotes you have there
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sui
I love you.
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Re: Beer Theories [Re: stefan]
#3653165 - 01/20/05 10:52 AM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hahahahaha YES HOORAY FOR BEER!!!!!!!!
-------------------- "There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix
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cisole
Master of the Beer Bong
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Re: Beer Theories [Re: MrBump]
#3653639 - 01/20/05 01:22 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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beer is the only thing that keeps me alive, ok maybe not... but I love me some BEER!
-------------------- is it life that keeps us going, or us that keeps life going?
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blissedout
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Re: Beer Theories [Re: MrBump]
#3653647 - 01/20/05 01:24 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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sui
I love you.
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MMMMMMMMMM Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
-------------------- "There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix
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geokills
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Re: Beer Theories [Re: MrBump]
#3660660 - 01/21/05 08:04 PM (19 years, 2 months ago) |
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Re: Beer Theories [Re: geokills]
#13482872 - 11/14/10 01:22 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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What compliments football better than ice cold beers? Nothing.
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Brugman
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That bird has a penis
yeah I love beer! love love love it
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muistrue
Inspired by the mystery
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I love beer. It's so much more than just a breakfast drink.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Re: Beer Theories [Re: muistrue]
#13482905 - 11/14/10 01:32 PM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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An ice cold beer is best consumed whilst taking a warm shower.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Cognitive_Shift
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Quote:
GeoMcCheeseburgers said: An ice cold beer is best consumed whilst taking a warm shower.
qft
-------------------- L'enfer est plein de bonnes volontés et désirs
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AntiEverything
im not a doctor
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
truer words have never been spoke
-------------------- You are at once both the quiet and the confusion of my heart. -Franz Kafka
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