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Will I pass this?
#13477855 - 11/13/10 10:41 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just got a job dealing poker. I go in for processing on Tuesday.
After processing there is a drug test. They take your hair and urine.
As of Tuesday, It will have been around 2 weeks since I smoked pot and over 2 weeks since I took 2 pills of X. I have a hair kit called Zydot, and a drink called Test Pure Platinum.
Do you guys think I will pass? I hope so.
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Re: Will I pass this? [Re: Pandor]
#13477860 - 11/13/10 10:42 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hope the best for you man. After you pass the test you should see a Doctor about your hair urinating. Dangerous stuff.
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Re: Will I pass this? [Re: Pandor]
#13477870 - 11/13/10 10:43 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hair tests are pretty hard to pass. Dunno about synthetic hair or anything. Piss tests are easier to get past. What's the lowdown on this Zydot thang?
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Re: Will I pass this? [Re: Rocker232]
#13477891 - 11/13/10 10:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hair urine? I've had loose hairs on my dick that happen to come off when I piss. Is that what you are talking about?
But seriously, you have an alright chance of passing. Good luck.
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I'd imagine using someone else's urine would be difficult. How would you keep it warm? Sounds gross.
Not sure if it matters, but I was never a heavy smoker. How long does X stay in your system?
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MisterPink said: Hair urine? I've had loose hairs on my dick that happen to come off when I piss. Is that what you are talking about?
But seriously, you have an alright chance of passing. Good luck.
There is a hair test and a urine test.
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Re: Will I pass this? [Re: Pandor]
#13477915 - 11/13/10 10:51 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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What are they testing for? I'm guessing the big four or the big three - Pot, coke, heroin, and/or meth. Testing for MDMA is not as easy, and LSD/Psilocin/DMT are impossible/SUPER expensive to test for.
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Re: Will I pass this? [Re: Pandor]
#13477938 - 11/13/10 10:56 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've heard people swear that they have passed hair tests with certain shampoos. However, I can't verify that any of these people would have failed the test without the shampoo.
Is it common for a company to test both hair and urine? I've only ever had to take urinalyses.
Taking in someone else's urine can be extremely easy or difficult depending on the testing procedures. You can tape a small bottle to your leg and pull it out if they just give you a cup and send you to a restroom to fill it up. I've heard of people warming urine in front of the heater in their car before they go in for test. If they observe the sample collection then it would be significantly more difficult.
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Re: Will I pass this? [Re: Pandor]
#13477953 - 11/13/10 10:59 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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After a year and a half of daily smoking, it took me a little over a month to get clean. I'm pretty lean, around 12-14% body fat, 145-150lbs, 5'10, and I don't exercise at all. You may want to try exercising just to be sure. I bought a five pack of thc drug tests off eBay and did them about once every week or two. I remember on the third one it was a definite pass. The first was a definite fail and the second was close enough to a fail. Here is where I got my tests. Quite cheap. There are auctions for one, five, or ten tests.
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Re: Will I pass this? [Re: Pandor]
#13477964 - 11/13/10 11:01 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pandor said: I'd imagine using someone else's urine would be difficult. How would you keep it warm? Sounds gross.
Not sure if it matters, but I was never a heavy smoker. How long does X stay in your system?
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MisterPink said: Hair urine? I've had loose hairs on my dick that happen to come off when I piss. Is that what you are talking about?
But seriously, you have an alright chance of passing. Good luck.
There is a hair test and a urine test.
You keep the bottle warm by placing two hot hands packs on it at a sixty degree angle and your guiche forms the third side of the equilateral triangle. I used a stacker energy shot bottle with a pony tail holder tied to the neck really well. I put the pony tail holder around my entire package. I could have done jumping jacks for the lady if she asked, but I got to go in the bathroom without suspicion and piss.
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So there's no chance of my urine passing?
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Re: Will I pass this? [Re: Pandor]
#13477978 - 11/13/10 11:05 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is from Marijuana.com It's the third post down. It's called the MacCujo Method.
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This works every time...My friend works in a forensic lab showed me how...I passed 8 hair tests Never failed.
1. Strip hair with vinegar..Leave in and let it saturate into the hair for about ten minutes. "Dont Rinse Out"....Oh yea watch your eyes the crap burns like doo doo.
2. Should told you this first...But you will need to buy a bottle Clean & Clear skin toning and deep cleanser...It's for pimples and acne....You will need to put that in your hair while the vinegar still there. You will feel a burning sensation. Masage into the scalp for about 5minutes. What happens is it cleans while the vinegar has your pores open
3. Ok now as crazy as this crap sounds but you will need Tide laundry detergent. Powder or liquid it doesn't matter. Wash your hair with it and rinse thoroughly with warm water. Please dont get the Tide in your eyes..keep eyes close shut . Tide has the best cleaning agent of all detergents.
4. Now just use your favorite aloe (moisturizing shampoo).....Any kind you want to use.
5. Do that four step process the day of your deadline
I dont believe how some of you guys worry like that.....I'm heavy user of all drugs for 15 years....Be surprise what alittle knowledge will do...Have a nice day ya'll
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Re: Will I pass this? [Re: Pandor]
#13477986 - 11/13/10 11:08 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pandor said: So there's no chance of my urine passing?
I wouldn't say that. You have a chance, but I'd compare your body size to mine and your activity level. I sit here all day on the computer, play guitar, maybe go outside and walk to the garage and back. I don't really do anything. Also if you've got very little body fat, you can't really burn it off without serious work. Your body will retain it and the thc stored inside. It does replace fat in cells with new fat as part of a process, and I'm guessing it took me a little over a month for my body to clear out enough old fat for new, and that's when I started testing negative.
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