Home | Community | Message Board

Sporeworks
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Hey hey I'm a monkee
    #13477610 - 11/13/10 09:41 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

People say I m......ugh, whatevever. How are you foreskinned breathed fellas doin? I wrecked my bike oct 19th. I hit something going 90mph. After two days they found me and flew me to bigger hospital. I've been out of intensive care for three days now. I smashed my whole face and have a newly rebuilt ear that looks like a bedroom slipper, pris is gonna be sooooo jealous. Not sure why but u miss you miscreants.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13477628 - 11/13/10 09:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
pris is gonna be sooooo jealous.





you have no idea how badly I want one now

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13477665 - 11/13/10 09:58 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

It looks soo much cooler that a real bedroom slipper, but it's in your head.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNiwita
Village Idiot
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 04/30/10
Posts: 4,040
Loc: Under a Rock
Last seen: 11 years, 8 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13477666 - 11/13/10 09:59 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

This thread is interesting.


--------------------
:etbig::etbig::etbig:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13477673 - 11/13/10 10:01 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
It looks soo much cooler that a real bedroom slipper, but it's in your head.





I just glad to hear no one got hurt?

they still giving you buckets full of meds?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13477706 - 11/13/10 10:07 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Only oxicontin for meds. I was getting diladid iv for a couple days and the first couple days till I woke up I was on 24 fentynanal drip. It shut my kidneys down but boy was it good. I'm still on dialysys. Hopefully the old filters are about to work on their own again. Ugggggggghh I want a cig!


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13477723 - 11/13/10 10:11 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

pics or it didn't happen.  I wanna see this ear.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13477732 - 11/13/10 10:13 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I lost my sister in an accident like that a few years ago, she was in a 350z, broke her pretty bad.

sounds like you'll recover pretty well

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13477735 - 11/13/10 10:14 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Good thing you lived though man.  I've lost a close childhood friend to an accident about those speeds, as well as a girl I knew in highschool.  Motorcycles aren't toys, despite that everyone who gets one treats it as a toy.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13477748 - 11/13/10 10:17 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry to hear that pris.

On my phone I play he'll with pics, gimme a minute. By far the worst part of having 6 vertebrae fused together is now you have 6 shitty vertebrae, not just a couple.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13477759 - 11/13/10 10:19 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

How's rehabilitation?  Doctors got you on phys therapy I take it?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMisterPink
Stranger
Male

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 534
Loc: The Bean
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Maverick]
    #13477772 - 11/13/10 10:23 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

RP, please tell me you never plan on getting on a motorcycle again? Like DRTMav said, there are way too many people who treat them like they are toys and end up in the hospital or six feet under. I know a few guys that died before they hit 21. Anyway, glad to hear you survived and didn't harm anyone else. Best wishes on the recovery.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: MisterPink]
    #13477815 - 11/13/10 10:31 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I never stop riding I just have to be more careful.

Hopefully rehab starts this weekend so I can get it over with and get home. I do need it though. I can barely make it to the bathroom now and I need everywhere I go because my back just locks up and I fall, no way to stop it. Fucking scary.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13477837 - 11/13/10 10:36 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
I never stop riding I just have to be more careful.

Hopefully rehab starts this weekend so I can get it over with and get home. I do need it though. I can barely make it to the bathroom now and I need everywhere I go because my back just locks up and I fall, no way to stop it. Fucking scary.





Just always be careful from now on when it comes to bikes.  You got your ONE lucky strike, most people don't even get that.  Last thing any of us want to do is come online and hear something tragic has happened to a member, no matter what the incident was.

Hope your physical therapy goes well man!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMisterPink
Stranger
Male

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 534
Loc: The Bean
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13477848 - 11/13/10 10:39 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I'm not trying to be an asshole but you sound like an idiot. You are lucky to be alive, you have to go through intensive rehab, and currently can barely walk or make it to the restroom. You described it perfectly when you said it was "fucking scary".

I never intend on riding a motorcycle. However, I'm really trying to understand your logic because I've met a lot of riders like you. Is riding akin to an addiction? Do you get some high from it that keeps bringing you back? I truly am curious about this.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: MisterPink]
    #13477872 - 11/13/10 10:43 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

MisterPink said:
I'm not trying to be an asshole but you sound like an idiot. You are lucky to be alive, you have to go through intensive rehab, and currently can barely walk or make it to the restroom. You described it perfectly when you said it was "fucking scary".

I never intend on riding a motorcycle. However, I'm really trying to understand your logic because I've met a lot of riders like you. Is riding akin to an addiction? Do you get some high from it that keeps bringing you back? I truly am curious about this.





It's a thrill and almost a sport.  At a track it is a sport.

It's like hitting a tree when you ski.  You might get a concussion and a broken colarbone and ribs, maybe an arm if you don't kill yourself from the impact, but I know something like that wouldn't stop me from riding.  <3 skis.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePandor
Female

Registered: 07/22/10
Posts: 819
Last seen: 12 years, 8 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: MisterPink]
    #13477881 - 11/13/10 10:44 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I really do not understand the fascination with motorcycles.

I wish you well in your recovery.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinebbl337
genetic material is Ar based
 User Gallery


Registered: 02/12/09
Posts: 7,008
Last seen: 9 years, 5 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: MisterPink]
    #13477885 - 11/13/10 10:45 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

what's your list of injuries?  Whats broken, punctured, torn, etc?


--------------------
 

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: bbl337]
    #13478412 - 11/13/10 01:06 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Motorcycles are economical and better for the planet. I love bikes simply because of these things. My determination to ride is the same as any of you refuse to let an accident decided your future. The same accident in a car or truck would have likely killed multiple ppl. I just need to not drive like an asshole, simple.

I don't remember any of it so it's hard to give an injury list. I woke up with a back full of staples from the back surgery. That is my most prominent injury, 6 fused vertebrae. C1-7 which left my left arm 90% paralyzed. The docs expect all paralyzed limbs to make a full recovery. The fentynal shutdown my kidneys, so the docs think. Holy shit I tasted that shit as soon as I woke up, twas nice.

I have a new ear that is way cool. I can barely walk. I've never been this hurt, ever.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMisterPink
Stranger
Male

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 534
Loc: The Bean
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13478460 - 11/13/10 01:20 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Okay last question. Why were you going 90mph on a motorcycle?

I get the economics of having an bike. However I live in Ohio, so they are only useful 8 months out of the year. In the end the safety factor is enough to deter me. My buddies always argue "motorcycle accidents aren't caused by motorcyclists, they are caused by car/truck drivers not paying attention". Which may or may not be true. But the driver of the auto will be much less likely to die than the driver of the motorcycle.

Again, good luck on your recovery.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblesui
Lucky Shot Inc. 🍀
Male User Gallery


Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 33,099
Loc: Cali, Contra Costa Co. Flag
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: MisterPink]
    #13478490 - 11/13/10 01:28 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

damn man glad you made it out ok. so you said, "after 2 days they found you"

so you were laying there for two days then they found you and got you to the hoital?


--------------------

"There is never a wrong note, bend it."
Jimi Hendrix


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinej0nnyb0y05
IBelieveInBelivin
Male


Registered: 09/01/07
Posts: 2,076
Loc: Going Going, Back Back to
Last seen: 10 years, 5 days
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: sui]
    #13478539 - 11/13/10 01:41 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Good thing your alive man. Im sorry for the mishap but bikes are dangerous as fuck! I hope you get out of the hospital and back on your feet soon.

I lost a high school buddy from a bike accident, he slammed into a cement pillar.

RIP Daniel Swiggum


--------------------
.....Healing Of People Everywhere.....


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: MisterPink]
    #13478549 - 11/13/10 01:44 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

MisterPink said:
Okay last question. Why were you going 90mph on a motorcycle?





we all do something that seemed like a great idea at the time

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMisterPink
Stranger
Male

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 534
Loc: The Bean
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13478563 - 11/13/10 01:49 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

MisterPink said:
Okay last question. Why were you going 90mph on a motorcycle?





we all do something that seemed like a great idea at the time




I understand that. I was just curious if he was racing, or seeing how fast he could get the bike going or what?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePassengerr
Just another......
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/10/10
Posts: 915
Loc: Moving on. Flag
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Pandor]
    #13478634 - 11/13/10 02:06 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

What difference does it make what he was doing?

I am SO SORRY to hear about what happened to you, RP!!! I can't imagine!  Glad you are okay.

You knew bikes are dangerous, and now you have experienced it and will have a story and a bedroom slipper for to get the :pussy: with.

A dear friend of mine was also killed a few months back.  He was doing 35 and coming around a curve when a car pulled out in front of him.  It threw him from his bike and he died on the way to the hospital.  He was in SC and wasn't wearing a helmet. 

It made me change my view on people who don't wear helmets when the law doesn't require it. The general feeling before was, "natural selection, yes!" but Rick's death changed all of that. 

One of the most amazing men I have ever met.  Could make me smile on the worst days;  would give you the shirt off of his back.  The world really isn't the same without him. :sadyes:

Rick Chasteen, I miss him.


Quote:

Pandor said:
I really do not understand the fascination with motorcycles.

I wish you well in your recovery.




Have you ever ridden one?  It's such an awesome feeling of freedom.

What kind of monster did you crash, RP?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMisterPink
Stranger
Male

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 534
Loc: The Bean
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Passengerr]
    #13478697 - 11/13/10 02:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

It doesn't make a difference. RP had previously said that he needed to be more careful, and that it took two days to be found. So I am curious what he was doing, or where he was that it took that long to be found.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleArden
לנשום

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 7,666
Loc: Α & Ω Flag
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Passengerr]
    #13478698 - 11/13/10 02:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Pics. That ear.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePassengerr
Just another......
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/10/10
Posts: 915
Loc: Moving on. Flag
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: MisterPink]
    #13478715 - 11/13/10 02:25 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

MisterPink said:
It doesn't make a difference. RP had previously said that he needed to be more careful, and that it took two days to be found. So I am curious what he was doing, or where he was that it took that long to be found.





BUT WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOWWW!!!:kingcrankey:

nah, man, I'm just foxing with you.

Go head, curious george.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinelaserpig
Weedmaster_P

Registered: 04/28/09
Posts: 7,468
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Passengerr]
    #13478751 - 11/13/10 02:35 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

It is a disgrace that this thread got to page 2 without someone posting this:



--------------------
Weedmaster P knows the truth.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleDelicious Apes
Registered: 10/31/08
Posts: 3,642
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Arden]
    #13478765 - 11/13/10 02:39 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Arden said:
Pics. That ear.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinek00laid
NEMO
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/03/10
Posts: 19,636
Last seen: 11 months, 1 day
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: MisterPink]
    #13478768 - 11/13/10 02:40 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

MisterPink said:
Okay last question. Why were you going 90mph on a motorcycle?




cuz thats what motorcycles are for.

going fast.


--------------------
AMU - AMU Q & A - MyVideo Teks!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinelaserpig
Weedmaster_P

Registered: 04/28/09
Posts: 7,468
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: k00laid]
    #13478783 - 11/13/10 02:42 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Oh my god the Monkees are awesome.



--------------------
Weedmaster P knows the truth.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: laserpig]
    #13479917 - 11/13/10 07:35 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I have no clue why I was doing 90. Nomally I never drive that way. I have no clue WTF I was doing. Thanks for the good luck


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13479952 - 11/13/10 07:44 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I haven't met the people who found me yet so, again, I have no clue what I was doing for 2 days. All I know for sure is once I was airlifted in I asked all the big wigs if we could thaw Carl savage body and smoke weed with it. I seem to recall funking this would help. Besidese making me lots of friends it didn't do much. I never want another injury like this. Hey dude, here's the bike I wrecked. Different time of course



--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13479973 - 11/13/10 07:47 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Don't take this as me being mean or anything but:

You ain't wearin' a helmet.  Dumbass.  Let me guess, your injury occured Without a helmet.  Right?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13479977 - 11/13/10 07:49 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Btw, I meant Carl sagan's body.

No helmet. I know, dumb.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13479979 - 11/13/10 07:49 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Now, I have to ask you, since in the video you had no helmet, and you injured yourself with no helmet, do you ride often without a helmet?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Maverick]
    #13480031 - 11/13/10 07:58 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I never wear a helmet but only because I don't have one. I have been planing on buying one.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13480093 - 11/13/10 08:13 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Isn't it illegal to ride your bike without a helmet anyway?  I know you'd get a massive fine if you get pulled over riding without a helmet around here.  And they aren't lenient about it either, they'd pull you over instantly.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Maverick]
    #13481563 - 11/14/10 06:56 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

No helmet laws here


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDoSedLiving
 User Gallery
Registered: 03/01/09
Posts: 632
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13481588 - 11/14/10 07:09 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Wow, man. Were you wearing any leathers?
You say you dont know WTF happend. You say you dont remember anything at all?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAntiEverything
im not a doctor
Male


Registered: 07/07/06
Posts: 6,003
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13481653 - 11/14/10 07:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

wow crazy shit


--------------------
You are at once
both
the quiet
and
the confusion
of my heart.
-Franz Kafka

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: AntiEverything]
    #13481761 - 11/14/10 08:21 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

No leathers. I rememeber nothing not one single thing. I was having a beer at the bar then two days later I'm in nero-trauma icu. I heard the docs talking about me this morning. Pretty gross. I do recall  the words 'blunt force tramau to entire face'. My teeth hurt.....ugh.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDoSedLiving
 User Gallery
Registered: 03/01/09
Posts: 632
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13481805 - 11/14/10 08:33 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Best wishes man.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblethePatient
Criminal Bodhisattva
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/07/02
Posts: 3,289
Loc: Indiana Flag
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13481840 - 11/14/10 08:50 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Wow bro, for someone who just had severe blunt force trauma to the entire face you seem in a positive disposition about it. Must be all the opiates and pain-killers you're on? lol 
I'm sorry that you had to experience this, by the way. It's a kick in the ass like this that really makes people realize how temporary and fragile our vessels are.


--------------------
T h e r e  a r e  n o  o r d i n a r y  m o m e n t s.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13481897 - 11/14/10 09:08 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
No leathers. I rememeber nothing not one single thing. I was having a beer at the bar then two days later I'm in nero-trauma icu. I heard the docs talking about me this morning. Pretty gross. I do recall  the words 'blunt force tramau to entire face'. My teeth hurt.....ugh.





Get yourself a full face helmet my good friend, not one of those cheap ones that you see most harley bikers wearing.



See that gayness there?  It doesn't look cool, it doesn't protect you, and there's no cushioning so when your face hits that hard object after you fall it still implodes.




That's the shit you want, it'll keep you from breaking your neck in a fall as well as keep your head intact.  Easier to repair your body than your head.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Maverick]
    #13481913 - 11/14/10 09:13 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Full face helmet all the way.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13481918 - 11/14/10 09:15 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Hell yeah, and full face helmets make you look badass!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNiCAD
Male

Registered: 08/01/10
Posts: 33
Last seen: 12 years, 22 days
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Maverick]
    #13481959 - 11/14/10 09:30 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

hell ya i ride a 4 wheeler from 1985 and i still wear a full face helmet, i look like a total douche but at least if i wreak...again ill be protected (my face anyway) also good at keeping the wind, bugs, spiderwebs and tree branches out of your face and you really have no excuse there like 30 on ebay brand new

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Maverick]
    #13482046 - 11/14/10 09:52 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DRTMaverick said:


That's the shit you want, it'll keep you from breaking your neck in a fall as well as keep your head intact.  Easier to repair your body than your head.





you keep fooling yourself, my brother's 19th birthday we got a call that
my cousin was killed on a motorcycle, he just bought the bike and had to
borrow a helmet from the guy... hew layed the bike down because a semi
was blocking a blind intersection with no lights on, the tire of the
bike clipped one on the truck and it sent him into a ditch where his
helmet connected with a utility pole

the front of the helmet shattered, the pole took the lower half of his
face off, now what the helmet did was what it was supposed to do, kept
his brain inside his skull, injuries to his face and neck were all there
were, abrasions on his hip, elbow and knee but no internal injuries and
no broken bones... he'd been riding since he was a young kid, 3 or 4
years old, his speed was 40mph, 5 over the posted speed limit and it was
a DOT rated full face helmet

they can spare you some brain damage but dont count on them to be
anything more than a brain bucket when the EMTs collect the pieces

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: NiCAD]
    #13482078 - 11/14/10 09:59 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Nah, no excuse.

Lemme try grab some video. I took some video bit it sucks. Let it get done processing and I'll post it.

Wow pris, this is something you painfully know a thing or two about.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13482199 - 11/14/10 10:30 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

it happens ya know... but for every fatality there is there's 100,000 that
arent. I dont allow myself to be fooled by the pretense of life saving,
steel toe boots aint doing shit if a couple of tons of steel drops on your
toe, in fact it could shear them off, a hard hat my protect your head from
a hammer on a ladder or a bolt from 20 stories but when that 90lb knee
brace hits it from the 5th floor you're going to feel it if only for a second

1/8" of fiberglass and 3/4" of foam... it'll spare you some trauma

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13482393 - 11/14/10 11:18 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Pris, you and I could have have brought the OSHA guy to quit his job. I have no doubt. One day me and you buddy, on tour, taking peoples safety blankets away!

Here's the video. It sucks. You can't see the ear gore and you can barely see my back incision. Gimme time my children.

I'm still in shock that pris isn't the douche bag I had him made out to be in my mind. Whata mind fuck.....


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13482398 - 11/14/10 11:19 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Forgot vid.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblePrisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13482447 - 11/14/10 11:30 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

all in all, you came out of it in great shape

ask them if they'll do the other ear and let's get you an avatar change


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13483159 - 11/14/10 02:39 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I have the other ear on lay-away.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMaverick
Lover of Earwigs!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/18/05
Posts: 13,447
Loc: Valleys of Willamette Flag
Last seen: 7 hours, 52 minutes
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13484735 - 11/14/10 07:59 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

DRTMaverick said:


That's the shit you want, it'll keep you from breaking your neck in a fall as well as keep your head intact.  Easier to repair your body than your head.





you keep fooling yourself, my brother's 19th birthday we got a call that
my cousin was killed on a motorcycle, he just bought the bike and had to
borrow a helmet from the guy... hew layed the bike down because a semi
was blocking a blind intersection with no lights on, the tire of the
bike clipped one on the truck and it sent him into a ditch where his
helmet connected with a utility pole

the front of the helmet shattered, the pole took the lower half of his
face off, now what the helmet did was what it was supposed to do, kept
his brain inside his skull, injuries to his face and neck were all there
were, abrasions on his hip, elbow and knee but no internal injuries and
no broken bones... he'd been riding since he was a young kid, 3 or 4
years old, his speed was 40mph, 5 over the posted speed limit and it was
a DOT rated full face helmet

they can spare you some brain damage but dont count on them to be
anything more than a brain bucket when the EMTs collect the pieces





Well, if you connect your face with a utility poll the size of that gap, that sucks, you're probably going to die, but if you lay your face down on concrete, if the helmet functions properly your face shouldn't be smashed into bits.


Think about what it woulda been without the helmet. he'd have been killed without the helmet as well, certain cases are acceptions.


In RP's case, he probably skidded his face and the side of his head along the concrete hance the loss of his ear and facial trauma.

Edited by DRTMaverick (11/14/10 08:02 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDoSedLiving
 User Gallery
Registered: 03/01/09
Posts: 632
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Maverick]
    #13485115 - 11/14/10 09:16 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Dude, i dont think he wants to read shit like that right now..

Hmm, are they atleasgt dopin you up goood? How about songebaths by retty nurses? Like a whole team of them??

Would be ill..

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFungal-one
Kneegrow
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/14/10
Posts: 5,356
Loc: No fuckin tellin
Last seen: 12 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: DoSedLiving]
    #13485389 - 11/14/10 10:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

I am getting some pretty dope whore baths. I totally popped a chum in this girls hand the other night while she washed me. She just kept washing and I just let it go lol. No happy ending but it felt damn good.

The dope sucks. I can't get any pain relief to speak of. Hopefully I'll be on rehab on a day or two then home in a week or two. Then I'll feel fine.

Being around these beautiful nurses I've been so glad I have no ol lady. My 'ex'wifr came for a few days when I was still in icu. I ran het off lol. She sucks.


--------------------
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDoSedLiving
 User Gallery
Registered: 03/01/09
Posts: 632
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
Re: Hey hey I'm a monkee [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13485475 - 11/14/10 10:44 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Lol, yeah I was about to say you probably didnt like that much..
But yeah, man. Atleast you have respect for the working ladies lol...

You should totally try and max out your script possibilities.

You gotta get more than baths outta this!!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3  [ show all ]

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds   Bridgetown Botanicals Bridgetown Botanicals   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder   Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Dead monk is alive...
( 1 2 3 all )
blewmeanie 2,082 45 09/10/09 07:09 AM
by Kada
* Motorcycles. A few general questions- memes 1,077 10 05/27/08 07:03 AM
by MYSTIQUE
* cross-country motorcycle ride Vvellum 2,630 19 07/19/05 11:36 PM
by HELLA_TIGHT
* Why are motorcycles legal?
( 1 2 3 all )
FruitOfLife 3,696 51 09/28/15 06:56 PM
by Higher Love
* Buying a motorcycle - where to start? PDU 978 12 04/10/09 02:58 AM
by DeathCompany
* I Just Talked To A Zen Monk For An Hour On The Phone
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 all )
appleorange 6,513 145 05/10/10 04:20 PM
by RiverRat427
* Creationism is a conspiracy
( 1 2 3 4 ... 14 15 )
learningtofly 10,368 298 12/12/09 03:22 PM
by Taco Chef
* Today in counterculture history (07/20) LearyfanS 2,224 18 07/20/23 04:03 AM
by Learyfan

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,731 topic views. 9 members, 18 guests and 226 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.049 seconds spending 0.011 seconds on 14 queries.