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Anyone else's Dad hate to drink?
#13474788 - 11/12/10 05:11 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've had a few high proof beers and rather than drive myself for another 6 pack of some weaker stuff, I asked my Dad to. I could totally drive right now but if I got pulled over I'd blow over the limit. On the way I asked him, "Are you sure you don't want some beer? It's an acquired taste, but drink it slow and you'll be fine!."
"No, I HATE beer"
"Well, do you want a foofoo drink?"
"Foofoo drink?"
"Yeah you know, wine cooler grade shit."
"Uhh... As long as it doesn't taste like alcohol that's fine."
So I got him some kind of Seagram's Triple Berry crap. His tolerance is so low on pot, opiates, alcohol, etc that I think 4 of those will have him feeling alright.
Anyone else's parents have 0 taste for beer?
It sucks, I'd hoped that when I was of drinking age I'd be able to chill at a bar with my Dad, get a bit shitty, and reminisce, but he absolutely hates alcohol. We still bond over dinner, bowl packs, and whatnot, but it'd be really cool to get him piss ass drunk with my friends (who are friends with him too) and make a night of it.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13474806 - 11/12/10 05:13 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ha. Well, my mom drinks once to twice a year. My dad doesn't drink at all, but he does enjoy a good tasting beer. Just one though.
I wish I could bond with my parents over a bowl! That'd be much cooler IMO. Anyway, I hope to have that experience with my children.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13474819 - 11/12/10 05:15 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Newbie said: I've had a few high proof beers and rather than drive myself for another 6 pack of some weaker stuff, I asked my Dad to. I could totally drive right now but if I got pulled over I'd blow over the limit. On the way I asked him, "Are you sure you don't want some beer? It's an acquired taste, but drink it slow and you'll be fine!."
"No, I HATE beer"
"well, do you want a foofoo drink?"
"Foofoo drink?"
"Yeah you know, wine cooler grade shit."
"Uhh... As long as it doesn't taste like alcohol that's fine."
So I got him some kind of Seagram's Triple Berry crap. His tolerance is so low on pot, opiates, alcohol, etc that I think 4 of those will have him feeling alright.
Anyone else's parents have 0 taste for beer?
It sucks, I'd hoped that when I was of drinking age I'd be able to chill at a bar with my Dad, get a bit shitty, and reminisce, but he absolutely hates alcohol. We still bond over dinner, bowl packs, and whatnot, but it'd be really cool to get him piss ass drunk with my friends (who are his friends too) and make a night of it. 
be grateful for the fact that you can pack bowls with your father. my dad is a muslim, so i will never experience any such bonding with him. on the other hand i have knocked back a few brews with my step dad. while he doesn't smoke bud, he's still an awesome guy.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#13474825 - 11/12/10 05:16 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My mom drinks a little wine every day. You know those people who smoke maybe half a joint every day before bed? She's like that, but with alcohol.
My dad's not a huge drinker, but he likes the taste of some drinks. Whisky especially He hates getting drunk though, so he doesn't drink much.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13474861 - 11/12/10 05:22 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, my Pop loved his beer, Mom had her wine. Pretty much everyone in my extended family loves the sauce. Weddings, funerals, open bar, baby. ... . . .
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: vinsue]
#13474894 - 11/12/10 05:30 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, my dad would chug wild turkey from the bottle and then start shotting guns out the kitchen window.
Ah, good times.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: blewmeanie]
#13474953 - 11/12/10 05:40 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dad drank and became violent and abusive.
Ah, good times.
Legal, mass suicide sans death. Alcohol is a type of karma grease really.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475000 - 11/12/10 05:46 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dad probably drinks a bottle of wine or more a day, not much of anything else though
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: twighead]
#13475032 - 11/12/10 05:51 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dad likes a beer little too much.
He's got it reigned in, but some of my personality quirks could probably be traced to my dad's enjoyment of beer
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Yeah I'm not wishing he was an alky or anything, I would just like one night at the bar every once in a while to shoot the shit and get sloppy.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475076 - 11/12/10 05:59 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dad is a big beer and scotch guy. I've only seen him drunk once or twice though. He has maybe 1 or 2 drinks and stops. I make fun of him for it.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475077 - 11/12/10 05:59 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dad said he drank half a beer in high school. That's the farthest from sober he has ever been in his life. My mom has drank a few times, but she got really sick one night from drinking too much, and that turned her off it, so she hasn't drank since. These are the same parents that drug tested my ass and watched me score 7 or 8 positives on a ten panel haha.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475080 - 11/12/10 06:00 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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"0 taste for beer" I taste it perfectly, and I hate it. Alcohol in general is not a nice taste for me.
My dad sure likes his beer and vodka coffee, though.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Mjau]
#13475089 - 11/12/10 06:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hated it too. In my "senior week days" I could only beer bong it. Down the gullet, was the best method for me. Eventually I developed a taste for the subtle ingredients in a nice microbrew and I learned to sip a beer and enjoy it.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475095 - 11/12/10 06:03 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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UPDATE
My Dad had 2 of the "beers" I got him, and he came downstairs and cooked some kind of hamburger type patty thing, threw it between two kaiser rolls, and called it dinner. 
He's trashed.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475127 - 11/12/10 06:08 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's funny. He should try Bacardi Silvers. Either the lemonade or the strawberry. I hope to get my parents to try mdma one day. You just can't go your whole life and never experience that.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: destructo_low]
#13475145 - 11/12/10 06:11 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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He's done acid before when my mom and him were young. He told me stories of them playing hide-n-seek in the dark.. I gave him a little bit of mushrooms once, after 2 hours he told me, "I just want it to stop so I can go to sleep..." He's very open to new things. He loves JWH too! I love having an open minded father but like I said, it'd be awesome if he joined my buddies and I for a night at the bar. He doesn't understand that the bartender are pro's at making the most alcoholic drinks taste like water.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475147 - 11/12/10 06:11 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anyone else's Dad hate to drink?
My dad has never had a drink of alcohol ever, and he's nearly 90.
He's all into the churchy stuff, and thinks the bible says to never have even one sip of alcohol. His church even has an answer for those who say jesus turned water into wine: it was non-alcoholic wine, something which wasn't even invented until the late 1800's.  RR
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: RogerRabbit]
#13475167 - 11/12/10 06:14 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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He sounds like a nice guy. I can't imagine being almost 90 and never having a sip of alcohol. To each his own though, more power to him. (and my Dad)
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: RogerRabbit]
#13475172 - 11/12/10 06:15 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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RogerRabbit said:
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Anyone else's Dad hate to drink?
My dad has never had a drink of alcohol ever, and he's nearly 90.
He's all into the churchy stuff, and thinks the bible says to never have even one sip of alcohol. His church even has an answer for those who say jesus turned water into wine: it was non-alcoholic wine, something which wasn't even invented until the late 1800's.  RR
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475200 - 11/12/10 06:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Newbie said: He sounds like a nice guy. I can't imagine being almost 90 and never having a sip of alcohol. To each his own though, more power to him. (and my Dad)
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: RogerRabbit]
#13475219 - 11/12/10 06:25 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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RogerRabbit said:
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Anyone else's Dad hate to drink?
My dad has never had a drink of alcohol ever, and he's nearly 90.
He's all into the churchy stuff, and thinks the bible says to never have even one sip of alcohol. His church even has an answer for those who say jesus turned water into wine: it was non-alcoholic wine, something which wasn't even invented until the late 1800's.  RR
That's pretty fuckin' intense.
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My dad has a rare condition...alcohol allergy...not intolerance but full on allergy...soooo...no drinking with dad! But my Grandad...thats a diferent story!
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Perun]
#13475370 - 11/12/10 07:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dad will usually drink a few brews on holidays like Christmas, etc, but he's a total lightweight.
The Christmas before last he got sick off 5 miller light Although he drank a full 6 last year. He was totally annihilated, but at least he didn't puke 
but thank god he didn't pass on that gene.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: RogerRabbit]
#13475494 - 11/12/10 07:26 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Does he know you use drugs?
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: fapjack]
#13475594 - 11/12/10 07:47 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I love it. I've never seen my dad with a beer in his hand but he gets me sooooo baked every time I smoke with him. My dad is awesome, he can talk to anyone and has some pretty epic stories about his days taking acid back in the 60's.
Glad no one in my family drinks, even though we are all very Irish (i have red hair and blue eyes).
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475802 - 11/12/10 08:43 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think there is one person in my entire extended family that doesn't drink beer.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Galvie_Flu]
#13475817 - 11/12/10 08:47 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My dad drinks beer always but I've never seen him drunk. I guess that's the opposite extreme, he has such a high tolerance that he can drink alcohol all the time without ever getting drunk. I love him <3.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13475876 - 11/12/10 09:01 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pretty sure my dad loved the sause  Especially when he lived with me. I'm not too sure anymore though.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: kirilan]
#13475897 - 11/12/10 09:06 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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He drank too much.
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Re: Anyone else's Dad hate to drink? [Re: Newbie]
#13476416 - 11/12/10 11:36 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey man! Long time no talk!
My dad doesn't drink at all, really. He'll have a beer on the holidays, or something, but for the most part he's a teetotaler.
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