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The Pub has Mad Skillz !!
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This thread is for highlighting one of the unusual and interesting skills you have.
Stuff most people can't do, the more unusual and specialized the better.
Let's keep lulz to a minimum, most people probably have the skills of picking noses and wanking down, let's focus on the unusual, interesting and often unexpected skills of the Pub crowd.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
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i glove thats alittle unusual i guess
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Troll Bot]
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I've been training in Aikido for 9 years and have a black belt and sometimes teach classes. I also lead gardening seminars at the garden center I work at. And I know how to grow mushrooms and know how to hunt and identify chantrelles and P azurescens.
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I can whistle extremely well.
jealous of your aikido skillz.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: memes]
#13472898 - 11/12/10 09:55 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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meams said: I can whistle extremely well.
jealous of your aikido skillz.
I'm jealous of your whistling skills.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
#13472900 - 11/12/10 09:56 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can make fireworks. Not just the simple "anarchy" stuff but display fireworks like double break shells, rockets that actually fly and inventing and developing compositions for colors and effects.
I have quit the hobby after September 11 when I saw some news articles of ordinary pyro hobbyists being busted and labeled as potential terrorists in the media. Fuck that
On the OpenSimulator / Second Life virtual reality platform I can code in the lsl2 programming language (akin to Mono) to make objects do stuff and build objects from scratch, from ornamentals to larger than life buildings and structures.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
#13472909 - 11/12/10 09:58 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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- give me enough wood, and right materials, and I can build pretty much anything! specializing on fences, decks, and sheds.
- I can roll a joint while driving (not recommended)
- I can grow a hell of a garden
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
#13472917 - 11/12/10 09:59 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can play a C major scale on the piano.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: P-O]
#13472934 - 11/12/10 10:02 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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PostiveOutlook said: - give me enough wood, and right materials, and I can build pretty much anything! specializing on fences, decks, and sheds.
- I can roll a joint while driving (not recommended)
- I can grow a hell of a garden
I have a friend who can roll a joint while driving. I don't know how you can do that.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
#13472942 - 11/12/10 10:04 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im dont have any unusual skills really. Im a little good at a lot of things, but master of none.
God there should be something, but I just dont know. Ill ask my wife...
edit - blah, she couldnt think of anything either.
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i smoke joints like cigs, just put one out. So i deff have the experience!
i used to know a old guy that could roll a join with one hand. that was something to see. he just kept rubbin his hand till the joint popped up.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
#13472948 - 11/12/10 10:05 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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i can put a few drum pads together on an 808 and flip some beats down outta my ass.
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I can throw knives with decent accuracy (can hit a playing card at 30ft 4/5 times).
I can order pizza like nobodies business.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: bbl337]
#13472956 - 11/12/10 10:07 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh, and my girlfriend says she can pop her rib-cage.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: akira_akuma]
#13472957 - 11/12/10 10:08 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can
A) Finish a skinny joint in one hit
....I can't think of anything else
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Niwita]
#13472980 - 11/12/10 10:13 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can and do...
work a 8 hour shift (labor),then go workout hard at the gym when i get off...
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PostiveOutlook said: - give me enough wood, and right materials, and I can build pretty much anything! specializing on fences, decks, and sheds.
- I can roll a joint while driving (not recommended)
- I can grow a hell of a garden
I have a friend who can roll a joint while driving. I don't know how you can do that.
oh! i can totally do that! well.. i've never tried rolling a joint while driving. but i can quite easily roll a cigarette while driving. and i drive manual.
i've even accomplished rolling a cigarette while riding my bike. this requires a rather high competency in regards to riding with no hands, and is not something i would recommend to the risk-averse. i'm quite good at riding with no hands though. i can take corners and ride in circles or figure 8s w/o my hands.
this isn't really a skill, but my skin has a rather high elastin content, so i can stretch my skin much further than your average person. and i can suck my stomach in extremely far as well. i'd take pictures, but my camera is out of batteries.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: P-O]
#13473025 - 11/12/10 10:24 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I regularly huck myself 40 feet or more through the air on bicycles and snowboards.
@trb- riding with no hands is awesome, but this summer was the first time I went flying through the air with no hands (intentionally). WOW!
I can fix just about anything on a bicycle, motorcycle, or car, with the right tools.
I have been known to occasionally shred the shit out of my guitar...
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: scienceguy]
#13473077 - 11/12/10 10:39 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I rode horses for 9 years almost everyday and am very skilled with jumping, training, and handling horses.
I'm good at fishing and know how to make sexy flys and jigs.
Being a shroomery member, I know quite a bit about mushroom cultivation and have experience with that.
I know a lot about the cultivation of plants.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: TTT]
#13473105 - 11/12/10 10:44 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can manipulate small clouds. make them disappear, shrink and grow.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: TTT]
#13473120 - 11/12/10 10:47 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I guess it went without saying that I'm a horticulturalist...
Is there anyone on these boards that actually can't grow mushrooms? I'm not talking pounds, but seriously, I can't see any reason why anyone here shouldn't have banged out at least some PF cakes by now.
I grow killer weed too. My Super Silver Haze is less than 4 weeks from harvest and I'm excited.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: scienceguy]
#13473131 - 11/12/10 10:49 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like to breath fire.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Cubie]
#13473139 - 11/12/10 10:52 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can clone human DNA in yeast
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: scienceguy]
#13473145 - 11/12/10 10:52 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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scienceguy said: I guess it went without saying that I'm a horticulturalist...
Is there anyone on these boards that actually can't grow mushrooms? I'm not talking pounds, but seriously, I can't see any reason why anyone here shouldn't have banged out at least some PF cakes by now.
I grow killer weed too. My Super Silver Haze is less than 4 weeks from harvest and I'm excited.
I don't cultivate or hunt for shrooms
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: bbl337]
#13473153 - 11/12/10 10:55 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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me either, but i do know guys that do
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: bbl337]
#13473159 - 11/12/10 10:56 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not hunting for mushrooms is just blasphemous. Mushroom hunting is sooooooo much fun. Spore prints, notebooks to document mushie info for ID, baskets, bug spray, camera. I miss it. Damn winter.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: scienceguy]
#13473167 - 11/12/10 10:58 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not really perfect at anything but I am good at almost everything.
Wait, I guess, anything artistic; especially portraits of people and throwing my own pots.
I am working on building a kiln but having a problem getting my neighbors to calm down about it. Will probably just wait until I move again. What's the big deal?
It isn't like I am going to be doing something inconsiderate and terroristic like making fireworks that can blow up my whole town or anything.
I'm not that stupid.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: scienceguy]
#13473168 - 11/12/10 10:59 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh man, nothing pops into my mind. Hopefully I have some skill. I'll keep thinking. PositiveOutlook: I think that's my number one desired skill, to be able to make things out of wood.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: TTT]
#13473173 - 11/12/10 11:00 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've never been mushroom hunting, I really want to get into it somehow though. don;t really know of anyone that hunts either..so that sucks.
Wish i knew of some spots to hunt at in my area then i'd just go myself or take a couple people.
Oh yeah and here's some more skillz
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
#13473181 - 11/12/10 11:01 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have the unique skill of being able to get people to confess almost anything to me. I've been good at this all my life but as I got older I fine tuned my technique. I guess I come off in person as rather eccentric and I make people feel like no matter what they've done, I've done way worse. They have no fear of me passing judgment on them and feel comfortable spilling their guts to me every single day at work. I'm a hairdresser and people tell me things they don't even share with their therapist. I hear the best stories and I love it! Thanks to my special "skill" I'm never bored.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
#13473182 - 11/12/10 11:02 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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On the OpenSimulator / Second Life virtual reality platform I can code in the lsl2 programming language (akin to Mono) to make objects do stuff and build objects from scratch, from ornamentals to larger than life buildings and structures.
Here's a building and coding project of mine I think is presentable:
For the purpose of shooting zombies and combat gaming on the Second Life platform (which is very lame given the high lag and low simulator capabilities) I made these two guns. The lower one (carbine) is loosely inspired on the pre-world war 1 Lee Enfield. It holds, aims, shoots, cycles at the tempo an expert marksman could work the lever, actually ejects the spent cartridge and reloads, all with the proper sounds and animations.
The kickass assault rifle in the middle locks, holds, aims, shoots, changes drum magazines and expels spent cartridges with proper sight and sound and shoots either semi auto, 3 shot bursts or full auto from a 100 round drum magazine, this being either dud bullet, kill bullet (several combat systems) high explosive round (effect like a bazooka tossing people over 100ft in the air lol), baton round (punches a person or zombie dozens of feet back), pyrotechnic incendiary, tracer round, and smoke (actually smoke/lag that only affects those where the round goes off effectively blinding and paralyzing them for a minute LOL)
The above version of the same assault rifle shows how I made it from basic geometric shapes (tubes, cylinders, cubes and spheres) distorted to the correct shape and assembled.
As you can understand the coding and creating animations is 99% of the work.
If you're a conflict gamer, no matter what the platform you'd wish you could upload my assault rifle into your game system, it kicks ass to no end. I found out that I (a lousy gamer) could hold off 20 or 30 zombies, with four or five in mid air at any given time on semi auto, so I developed the slow-cycling carbine to re-introduce challenge to the game. I could sell them if I wanted within the game (copies could fetch $1-4 a pop) but instead I just give it away to friends as gifts and dont bother with commerce, as business is bad across the board in-game anyway.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: thoughts]
#13473219 - 11/12/10 11:12 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said: I've never been mushroom hunting, I really want to get into it somehow though. don;t really know of anyone that hunts either..so that sucks.
Wish i knew of some spots to hunt at in my area then i'd just go myself or take a couple people.
Oh yeah and here's some more skillz
You don't need to hunt with people. Go by yourself sometime.
Pick up a couple identification guides at the book store. Mushrooms Demystified and the Field Guide to North American Mushrooms are good places to start.
In all honesty, I don't have too many friends at all, especially people who like the same things as me so I often do things alone. Its really not that bad. Heh, I could count the people I hang out with on one hand.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: TTT]
#13473226 - 11/12/10 11:13 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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i live in like the only place in the world that no active mushies grow...
manitoba, canadia
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: P-O]
#13473231 - 11/12/10 11:14 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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well looks like you better get to growing some then.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: P-O]
#13473239 - 11/12/10 11:16 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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PostiveOutlook said: i live in like the only place in the world that no active mushies grow...
manitoba, canadia
Are there any other types of fungi?
I guess I just don't limit myself to actives, I try to ID anything I come acorss. We only have Gyms and Pan. Subbs here. Doesn't stop me from making Russulas explode, flipping Agaricus, and trying to ID LBMs. haha
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: P-O]
#13473248 - 11/12/10 11:18 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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PostiveOutlook said: i live in like the only place in the world that no active mushies grow...
manitoba, canadia
Ive never hunted either, I lived most my life in the sonora desert where none grow either.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: P-O]
#13473267 - 11/12/10 11:22 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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PostiveOutlook said: i live in like the only place in the world that no active mushies grow...
manitoba, canadia
There's not really shit for wild actives in CO, either, unless you go traipsing through cow fields... That's wild in a whole other way.
All of the mush hunting I do is for edibles, and it's a fucking blast. Get yourself a good comprehensive field guide for whatever continent you're on, then a regional one. Mushrooms of Colorado is the only book I need for where I live. The mushroom season, especially boletus edulis, was epic this year, and I'm already lamenting riding my bike too much instead of mush hunting more.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: DieCommie]
#13473273 - 11/12/10 11:23 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I know a lot about trees, and I'm pretty damned good climber....with gear and without. Can prune appropriately, remove, plant appropriately, treat disease and insect problems, etc.
I can slap a bass guitar pretty gud, but I'm out of practice ever since my amp got stolen.
I'm also an excellent driver. In my old car I could do all kinds of fun shit with the E-break like whipping into parking spots and around corners and stuff.
I'll whup your ass at most FPS games too. Oh, and foosball.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: TTT]
#13473274 - 11/12/10 11:23 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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TTT said:
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iwasaClown said: I've never been mushroom hunting, I really want to get into it somehow though. don;t really know of anyone that hunts either..so that sucks.
Wish i knew of some spots to hunt at in my area then i'd just go myself or take a couple people.
Oh yeah and here's some more skillz
You don't need to hunt with people. Go by yourself sometime.
Pick up a couple identification guides at the book store. Mushrooms Demystified and the Field Guide to North American Mushrooms are good places to start.
In all honesty, I don't have too many friends at all, especially people who like the same things as me so I often do things alone. Its really not that bad. Heh, I could count the people I hang out with on one hand.
Cool. thanks for the book suggestions.
Gettin high and going on a mushroom hunt sounds just like my type of thang.
Hey, im the same way as far as friends go. lots of aquaintances but very few friends. it takes some time and effort to make a good, meaningful connection with someone, at least in my case.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: scienceguy]
#13473276 - 11/12/10 11:23 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just picked chantrelles 3 days ago. Some of them were still real fresh looking too. You aught to come out to the PNW if you wanna hunt mushrooms.
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: thoughts]
#13473322 - 11/12/10 11:34 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'm 5'10 and white and can dunk a basketball
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
#13473323 - 11/12/10 11:34 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can make my chick cum, every single time, usually multiple times.
I'm also an expert driver! And really smart and stuff, but I act like I'm not sometimes.
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#13473327 - 11/12/10 11:35 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Asante]
#13473330 - 11/12/10 11:36 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can play bass pretty damn well.
I make a damn fine pizza too. Bout to go to work in a couple hours and feed a few hundred people tonight. Good food always makes people happy, so I love my job. I just always do well, and everyone loves it. It's so easy, but you'd be surprised how many idiots there are in pizza shops fucking up pies every day.
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Lion
Decadent Flower Magnate
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 8,775
Last seen: 15 days, 15 hours
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: NastyDHL]
#13473331 - 11/12/10 11:36 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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NastyDHL said: i'm 5'10 and white and can dunk a basketball
Fuck you, man!
I'm 6'2, have played basketball since I was about 4, and have only ever dunked 3-4 times, never in the past four years.
-------------------- “Strengthened by contemplation and study, I will not fear my passions like a coward. My body I will give to pleasures, to diversions that I’ve dreamed of, to the most daring erotic desires, to the lustful impulses of my blood, without any fear at all, for whenever I will— and I will have the will, strengthened as I’ll be with contemplation and study— at the crucial moments I’ll recover my spirit as was before: ascetic.”
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DrMambo
hamburger time
Registered: 04/06/04
Posts: 6,197
Loc: 53rd & 3rd
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
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I forage ramps, morels, chestnuts, and black walnuts.
I can garden & conduct indoor/outdoor mycology, as well as utilize yeast and lactobacilli to ferment booze and pickle.
... and I can juggle/make intricate balloon animals (I clowned a lot in highschool).
I really want to learn how to distill next.
-------------------- "Yeah, he's a professor...... OF BEING A DOG!"
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PurpleKush
Rational Lunatic
Registered: 03/20/06
Posts: 3,421
Loc: Above The Law
Last seen: 4 years, 14 days
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Re: The Pub has Mad Skillz !! [Re: Shroomism]
#13473354 - 11/12/10 11:42 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: I can make my chick cum, every single time, usually multiple times.
That says more about your girl than you. My girl's the same way, she has multiples every time we bone. For some girls it's easier and some it takes a whoooole lotta work. Most are somewhere in between, some women never orgasm with a man(most likely because they're heads are fucked up).
That being said, you still gotta be able to throw down some pipe on that bitch to make it happen.
Props.
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TTT
Cultivate the inside
Registered: 08/07/06
Posts: 4,340
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circularvortex said: I know a lot about trees, and I'm pretty damned good climber....with gear and without. Can prune appropriately, remove, plant appropriately, treat disease and insect problems, etc.
I can slap a bass guitar pretty gud, but I'm out of practice ever since my amp got stolen.
I'm also an excellent driver. In my old car I could do all kinds of fun shit with the E-break like whipping into parking spots and around corners and stuff.
I'll whup your ass at most FPS games too. Oh, and foosball.
You have quite awesome skills. The first one sounds especially fun. Are you an arborist (sp?)?
So tell me, how much fun is it treat scale on a 30ft Magnolia tree?
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scienceguy
Instrument
Registered: 11/27/09
Posts: 1,983
Loc: One Mile High...
Last seen: 5 years, 5 months
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nicechrisman said: I just picked chantrelles 3 days ago. Some of them were still real fresh looking too. You aught to come out to the PNW if you wanna hunt mushrooms.
And ride bikes... I'm in love with freeride/downhill and the dirt jumping stuff, and I've always wanted to see the PNW. I have a feeling I'll live out there for a bit at some point, but I really like all the sun CO gets. I definitely need to at least visit for a month or two and live out of a camper or something.
@ Dr Mambo...
Check this place out. Great info on building a badass reflux still for pretty cheap.
-------------------- "Freedom starts between the ears." Edward Abbey
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