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abltsandwich
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Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza!
#13458091 - 11/09/10 09:40 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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citricacidx
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: abltsandwich]
#13458098 - 11/09/10 09:46 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thank God for science.
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trendal
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: abltsandwich]
#13458150 - 11/09/10 10:04 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nice try...
Quote:
Engineered Zombie Virus Possible?
It's theoretically possible—though extremely difficult—to create a hybrid rabies-influenza virus using modern genetic-engineering techniques, the University of Miami's Andreansky said.
"Sure, I could imagine a scenario where you mix rabies with a flu virus to get airborne transmission, a measles virus to get personality changes, the encephalitis virus to cook your brain with fever"—and thus increase aggression even further—"and throw in the ebola virus to cause you to bleed from your guts. Combine all these things, and you'll [get] something like a zombie virus," she said.
"But nature doesn't allow all of these things to happen at the same time. ... You'd most likely get a dead virus."
They said it's theoretically possible....but that you would most likely end up with a dead virus. Rabies and influenza are just too different.
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gilesypopper
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: trendal]
#13459087 - 11/09/10 01:51 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I, for one, welcome our new zombie overlords
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Buckthorn
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! *DELETED* [Re: gilesypopper]
#13459355 - 11/09/10 02:55 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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AnnieGPI
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: Buckthorn]
#13459479 - 11/09/10 03:19 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'M READY! bring on the zombies!
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citricacidx
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: AnnieGPI] 1
#13461045 - 11/09/10 09:30 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I feel like the original post should have this:
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AnnieGPI
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: citricacidx]
#13461532 - 11/09/10 11:19 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol yes!
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Hakim0777
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: AnnieGPI]
#13461539 - 11/09/10 11:21 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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This was just some shit they made for halloween. check the date, read the article.
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: Hakim0777]
#13461556 - 11/09/10 11:24 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why in hell would anyone even want to do this?
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: Shins]
#13461568 - 11/09/10 11:26 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shins said: Why in hell would anyone even want to do this?
why would anyone make cannabis illegal.
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propensity
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: Shins]
#13461571 - 11/09/10 11:27 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shins said: Why in hell would anyone even want to do this?
I have similar feelings about most implements of war
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Hakim0777
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: Shins]
#13461588 - 11/09/10 11:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shins said: Why in hell would anyone even want to do this?
because zombies rock?
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gilesypopper
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Re: Good news everyone, scientists can combine the rabies virus with influenza! [Re: Hakim0777]
#13461608 - 11/09/10 11:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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ROB ZOMBIE!
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