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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#13458100 - 11/09/10 09:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Opiate overdose. feel great, nod out, stop breathing, death.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #8]
#13465199 - 11/10/10 07:04 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well how do I start I hope that you are still alive. I do understand as I was a meth addict for 7 long years and also have Crohns so I really do know where you are coming from. Being a Meth addict was the worst thing that could have happened to me since I grew up with an alcoholic mother so my thoughts were if I take drugs I will never be an alcoholic. That did not work I became so lost in my addiction that one day woke up and said to myself that "I have no soul" I went from being a 90kg over weight 17 year old girl to a 52kg 24 female. I had the crohns the whole time i was high but never sorted it out due to lack of money and i was just to high to venture to the doctors. Well I have been clean for 5 years now and my Crohns is under control however I have just pulled myself off all the medication. If you live your life right it will be right and only 90 days clean everything will still be very raw so just take one day at a time and all that shit it does work. If you wana talk on here just send me a message and I would be happy to tell you more of my story it is pretty horrific however I am now 28 and have a great life.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #11]
#13465209 - 11/10/10 07:07 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: I went from being a 90kg over weight 17 year old girl to a 52kg 24 female.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Konyap]
#13468665 - 11/11/10 12:55 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Doing what I do for work I see tons of people who have taken their lives...if you really wanted to put yourself in a position to appreciate life, help someone worse off than yourself or join the military and lose someone you love. There's nothing painless in it because someone always gets hurt even if it's jus your dog. Its easy to selfishly come up with reasons why but rather than thinking negatively think of why not. Pain is growth, trust me I grew 6" in a month when I was 12 it fucking hurt! We all have shit but that's what makes us who we are. Wrists would hur because to do it correct it's an arterial inscision which arteries are surrounded by nerves and are deep. If you tie a know wrong you suffer or worse are decapitated. CO is pain, opiates lead to investigation and are super messy, same with benzos. Honestly I'd say the military is an honorable way, you belong somewhere and you're a team. Those seem to be recurring reasons for depression is the lack of. We don't chose our family and we don't chose what happens all the time but we do chose what we want to enjoy...and I love me some Reese's pieces....yummm
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: fngbronco]
#13494599 - 11/16/10 06:45 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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would a shitload of xanax and oxycontin be a painless way to die?
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Anonymous #12]
#13496516 - 11/17/10 03:34 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: would a shitload of xanax and oxycontin be a painless way to die?
Hard to tell dude.. never heard from dead friend what that feels like.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: intelligentlife]
#13496527 - 11/17/10 03:49 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I reckon a great painless way to die would be to intravenously inject lsd and herion, or just eat some crystal and smack (I hate needles) and then jump into some deep water. You might have to start rather close to the water as making decisions and moving would soon become hard.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: CharlieD123]
#13504465 - 11/18/10 03:40 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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They say opening a vein in a hot bath is like slowly falling asleep. Slicing deep enough, and hitting the vein right, is hard, though.
Plus, most people go for the wrists when they could go for the femoral artery and bleed out in less than a minute.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
#13619493 - 12/12/10 01:20 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hello visitors from Google, please read this important message from the Shroomery Staff:
Suicidal thoughts are common during different phases of life, but even in the deepest depths of abysmal despair and utter hopelessness, people emerge to find a sense of peace and a gratifying life worth living. In this day and age we have great means to alleviate mental or physical anguish and suffering, even compared to five years ago. We implore you to consider less permanent and devastating solutions.
Acute suicidal thoughts and concrete planning constitute a valid medical emergency and should preferentially be dealt with by medical specialists. A web community lacks the professional attitude and effective strategies to handle such emergencies. It is of little use, and perhaps unfair, to lay this situation on strangers who are powerless to help. If you are in this kind of emergency, please reach out to your friends and loved ones and get trained assistance. It is legitimate to call 911 (USA), 112 (Europe) or your regional emergency services if necessary.
For non-acute matters of life and health, please feel free to post here (anonymously if you like). We have members and moderators who are eager to listen and provide support. Many people find it therapeutic just to honestly discuss their problems with an empathetic audience.
Please be safe, and if at all possible, stay with us for many more years to come.
-- The Shroomery Administrators & Moderators
Hey All,
Just to let everyone know, I'm not depressed at all and simply want this info for curiosity's sake. I'm just wondering what you folks would think to be the most painless/easiest way to commit suicide. It would be preferable if the method would involve easily acquired, household items. I was thinking of the old razor blade to the wrists in a warm bath. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.
Hi all.. I might be considering doing this in the next little while, so I'm getting info and gonna stock up on supplies. not looking for support or anything. just thought I'd come on and justify my reasons for death and take a look at what modern suicide has to offer.
I am a guy, I am boring and geeky alot of the time, I am a virgin and non-virgins disgust me, I want a virgin wife who will be loyal, caring, loving etc, someone who wont make me fight over them with other guys/girls.
I would feel emotionally defeated and death-worthy if I was forced to be with a non-virgin, or my girl cheated on me or even considered others in any relationship sense.
however, I've had enough rejection and found that virgins are nearly impossible to find. also I've had enough pain having to fight for a girl that in the end I may not even get.. I've spent thousands of dollars on my 'one last chance' only to watch her still consider other guys and show them more affection than me and end up deciding on being a lesbian and barely consider me a friend.
I refuse to move-on, every time i move on, my hope hope has died a little more.. now depending on what this current girl says/does in the next few days, my hope may very well be completely deceased.
also, I hate my job, my boss is a greedy jerk who works me too hard and barely pays me over minimum for high quality chef work at a fancy restaurant..
my parents are bugging me to clean my mess of a room and keep myself hygenic (I have long lost the urge to do this as I am unloved and my only current love is online..)
I have had a stress related sore develop on my upper lip just under my nose that has become a nasty scar. i have a nervous system disorder which makes me feel tired and weak all the time.
I have no life, TV and movies stink, videogames have degenerated into junk that makes me hate it and wish for something like the old days in 3D.
players and bad men are everywhere.. they are a plague upon the earth..
and girl are stupid enough to not listen to me when I tell them those guys are bad.. from experience of seeing their types..
I hate men.. and girls have disappointed me..
my whole life is terrible.. I want it to finally come to an end.. heck heaven has alot more to offer
I have taken the bible's advice and asked god for a bunch of things in heaven, you know laying up treasures in heaven. I've asked for my own eternal world of perfection and peace filled with wives who will love me for all eternity, I've made sure I'll have every single girl I could ever love as a virgin there and they will all love me the most, and the most important thing
THERE WILL BE NO OTHER GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways, as you can see I am at peace with going home to my world because I'll be leaving this filth of a terrible planet behind and getting everything I want..
I love my world.. I just have to get there.. but I'm giving this one girl 1 last chance..
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Joshex]
#13619680 - 12/12/10 02:16 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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911 is a joke they shove a thousand dollar bill up your ass you might as well call a sex hotline, the embarassments worth the insight, faggots.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Konyap]
#13619764 - 12/12/10 02:44 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread is so full of an hero win!
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Joshex]
#13619776 - 12/12/10 02:48 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't know if you're serious or not, but your life doesn't sound that shitty. You just sound hella depressed that's all. Why don't you deal with it the way the majority of us Americans do and use drugs (prescription or otherwise) to suppress your feelings? Your life will still be shitty but it's much better than be dead. Amirite?
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: pantsboy]
#13620725 - 12/12/10 10:23 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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pantsboy said: I don't know if you're serious or not, but your life doesn't sound that shitty. You just sound hella depressed that's all. Why don't you deal with it the way the majority of us Americans do and use drugs (prescription or otherwise) to suppress your feelings? Your life will still be shitty but it's much better than be dead. Amirite?
no you're wrong.. this world is an evil terrible place ruled by the devil, the devil isnt; afraid to mess with peoples free-will which is why this world sucks so much.. god however has restrained himself from changing people's free-will or even restoring it back to some middle-ground, though sometimes he does...
anyways, this world is a complete piece of crap, and it was designed to be that way after sin..
it's best to get out of here, praise god while you do it and lay up treasures in heaven for a new world.. however be repentant or you'll be destroyed spiritually when you die..
god is the answer he'll make everything good again.. heaven seems so wonderful cause it doesn;t ahve the shit and let downs and pain that earth does.
this place is hell..
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Joshex]
#13621318 - 12/12/10 01:28 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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god doesn't want you to die dumbshit. he wants people to be livelong and be happy by adhering to his laws. make your life worthwhile by thinking of others besides yourself for once. spend some time working for charity organizations and making the lives of others better and it will all return to you in time. In most major religions (Christianity, Islam, & Judaism) suicide is regarded as an unredeemable sin. How would you repent for the act if you're dead? If you believe in heaven you're certainly not going to make it in that way. Once again, you're just attempting to justify your suicidal ideation through a religious context (and poorly at that), so man-up and go talk to someone who can help you get your life back on track (such as a, therapist/rabbi/priest, etc.)
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: pantsboy]
#13621878 - 12/12/10 03:13 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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pantsboy said: god doesn't want you to die dumbshit. he wants people to be livelong and be happy by adhering to his laws. make your life worthwhile by thinking of others besides yourself for once. spend some time working for charity organizations and making the lives of others better and it will all return to you in time. In most major religions (Christianity, Islam, & Judaism) suicide is regarded as an unredeemable sin. How would you repent for the act if you're dead? If you believe in heaven you're certainly not going to make it in that way. Once again, you're just attempting to justify your suicidal ideation through a religious context (and poorly at that), so man-up and go talk to someone who can help you get your life back on track (such as a, therapist/rabbi/priest, etc.)
suicide isn;t a sin, it doesn;t say that in the bible anywhere.. my life has 1 sliver of a chance to continue...
anyways I have helped other people and all it did for me was leave me without anything.. I just hate this terrible place, anyone who wants me to stay is a devil..
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Joshex]
#13621969 - 12/12/10 03:34 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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First off, I want to point out that i am not religious and don't believe in any of this stuff but since you obviously do and I happen to be well versed in most religions, I can still provide an argument and point out where you are wrong.
One line that particularly comes to mind is from 1 Corinthians 3:16-17:
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Don’t you know that you yourselves are God’s temple and that God’s Spirit dwells in your midst? If anyone destroys God’s temple, God will destroy that person; for God’s temple is sacred, and you together are that temple.
Another basic part of most religions is that humans are not meant to 'play god'. Taking away someone's life including your own is not your decision to make but god's alone. Your decision to commit suicide is in direct violation of god's will and you would be punished for it accordingly, and therefore would not be awarded entrance into heaven as it is an act which cannot be redeemed.
If religion is the only way you can be reasoned with, know that your justifications are deeply flawed. Once again, you're just one of 15,000,000 Americans (assuming you are american) suffering form depression and suicidal ideation. Your thoughts are no different than what many others have experienced, including myself. The only difference is that you seem to be ignorant of the fact that there is hope and people who can help you.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: pantsboy]
#13621997 - 12/12/10 03:39 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well the bible says god is perfect blah blah blah so if he's perfect, and has a master plan, then why would he give humans the ability to take their own lives? Either....
A) It's part of his master plan. B) He fucked up, isn't perfect, and religion is bs... C) He doesn't exist. D) If he has a master plan he intentionally planned for us to kill ourselves so we'd be damned to hell anyway.
I read that god was a kind and forgiving god. Why would he choose someone's life's only purpose to be to kill themselves, then damn them to hell because of his own plan? This info doesn't make sense. The only repercussions someone would experience from suicide is eternal unconsciousness.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Newbie]
#13622074 - 12/12/10 03:56 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Once again, I don't believe in any of this stuff myself. But god gave humans freewill to be used for better or worse. If they choose to live a life of worth and prosperity by being free of sin and transgression than that is their choice. If someone chooses a life of sin and violence that is also their will but they will suffer punishment for their decisions (this is true in Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islam, and Christianity). This seems contradictory but it is mearly the idea of karma or 'what goes around comes around'.
God is not only kind and forgiving, he is also described as judgmental, merciful, or merciless. As god is many things and everything, there is no one word or phrase that can describe him or his behavior.
I also honestly don't know why you would be trying to dispute religion with someone who seems to have it being the only thing going for them right now. Kind of malicious don't you think?
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: pantsboy]
#13622086 - 12/12/10 03:58 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just feel that people should live because they DO matter, not just because they'll be punished in the end if they don't. I feel that it takes a lot more character and humanity to live and be a good person because you WANT to, with no reward in the end, than if one really existed.
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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Newbie]
#13622115 - 12/12/10 04:06 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Newbie said: Why would he choose someone's life's only purpose to be to kill themselves, then damn them to hell because of his own plan?
He doesn't 'choose someone's life'. He gave us freewill and therefore people choose their own fate and destiny. He is aware of everything that is going to happen but that doesn't mean he is determining their fate. It is the equivalent of the weatherman being acurate 100% of the time (an obvious hypothetical situation). Although he would know always know what the weather is going to be he is still not in control of what it is. In a way, people banish themselves to hell through transgression. Eve made a concious decision to eat from the tree of knowledge, the result of which banished her and Adam from the garden of Eden. God may have exiled them from Eden but it was due to their decision to eat the forbidden fruit. God provides us with challenges and it is our decision on how to approach them. If we make poor decisions we will pay for them but only because it is we who made them. In this way, we are not set-up for failure but rather to learn from our mistakes.
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