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HerbBaker



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Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt.
#13457729 - 11/09/10 07:10 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e69_1289303661
Seneca, South Carolina (SafeCITY) - Noah Smith, a 31-year-old South Carolina man was jailed after he was allegedly found naked in a stranger's home with a mouse tail protruding out of his butt.
Oh yes, it's as bad as it sounds.
According to the Oconee County Sheriff's Office, a deputy responding to a burglary report discovered Smith laying face down naked inside the doorway of the victims More.. home.
When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he reportedly turned over and slapped the deputy, prompting the deputy to deploy his Taser. After seeing that the Taser had no effect on Smith, the deputy called for backup.
A few moment's later, a cluster of deputies tried to apprehend Smith in the victim's bedroom, however Smith evaded arrest by jumping off the victim's bed in an attempt to kick the deputies.
Pepper spray was deployed, however it was ineffective as well, since Smith continued to kick at deputies and evade arrest.
Deputies then struck Smith several times with a baton, however Smith retaliated by attempting to bite one of the deputies.
Eventually a dog pile of deputies wrestled Smith to the ground, covering his mouth with a blanket so he couldn't bite them. An EMS crew that arrived on scene assisted in getting Smith shackled and tied down to a stretcher.
Since Smith was suspected of being high on mushrooms, he was taken to a local emergency room for a medical exam. It was during the exam medical personnel found a mouse tail protruding from Smith's rectum. An X-Ray later revealed that Smith had a mouse lodged further inside his rectum.
Smith was booked into the Oconee County Detention Center on charges of resisting arrest, two counts of assault and battery and indecent exposure.
http://weirdcrime.blogspot.com/2010/11/butt-mouse.html
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: HerbBaker]
#13457765 - 11/09/10 07:22 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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HerbBaker said: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e69_1289303661
Seneca, South Carolina (SafeCITY) - Noah Smith, a 31-year-old South Carolina man was jailed after he was allegedly found naked in a stranger's home with a mouse tail protruding out of his butt.
Oh yes, it's as bad as it sounds.
According to the Oconee County Sheriff's Office, a deputy responding to a burglary report discovered Smith laying face down naked inside the doorway of the victims More.. home.
When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he reportedly turned over and slapped the deputy, prompting the deputy to deploy his Taser. After seeing that the Taser had no effect on Smith, the deputy called for backup.
A few moment's later, a cluster of deputies tried to apprehend Smith in the victim's bedroom, however Smith evaded arrest by jumping off the victim's bed in an attempt to kick the deputies.
Pepper spray was deployed, however it was ineffective as well, since Smith continued to kick at deputies and evade arrest.
Deputies then struck Smith several times with a baton, however Smith retaliated by attempting to bite one of the deputies.
Eventually a dog pile of deputies wrestled Smith to the ground, covering his mouth with a blanket so he couldn't bite them. An EMS crew that arrived on scene assisted in getting Smith shackled and tied down to a stretcher.
Since Smith was suspected of being high on mushrooms, he was taken to a local emergency room for a medical exam. It was during the exam medical personnel found a mouse tail protruding from Smith's rectum. An X-Ray later revealed that Smith had a mouse lodged further inside his rectum.
Smith was booked into the Oconee County Detention Center on charges of resisting arrest, two counts of assault and battery and indecent exposure.
http://weirdcrime.blogspot.com/2010/11/butt-mouse.html
Oh for the good old days when gerbils were the favored butt rodent.
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: HerbBaker]
#13457835 - 11/09/10 07:52 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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PCP is bad Kids MMMKAY
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: HerbBaker]
#13457840 - 11/09/10 07:55 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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What, none of you guys stick mice up your butt? You guys are weird.
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: gonzoapprentice92]
#13457852 - 11/09/10 08:01 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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No,Use baby boas- so much nicer
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: gonzoapprentice92]
#13457853 - 11/09/10 08:01 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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That dude was menatlly ill. Noway mushrooms did that shit to him. That's why they shouldn't keep retards alive. There just dragging on society!!
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: trippin nigga]
#13458080 - 11/09/10 09:38 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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trippin nigga said: That dude was menatlly ill. Noway mushrooms did that shit to him. That's why they shouldn't keep retards alive. There just dragging on society!!
It is getting to be a weird and dangerous world. I guess he got the attention he was after. I do not think he was "high on mushrooms" though.....
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: curenado]
#13458179 - 11/09/10 10:13 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Getting to be? Where have you been?
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#13458469 - 11/09/10 11:31 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said: Oh for the good old days when gerbils were the favored butt rodent.
I never understood that- I mean, wouldn't you be shitting blood for days? Mice, gerbils, whatever, they all have teeth and claws, and once they're freaking out in your rectum with a lack of oxygen, aren't they going to start clawing and biting away?
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: dragonhat]
#13458735 - 11/09/10 12:29 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Huh, this was... interesting. To say the least.
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dragonhat said: I never understood that- I mean, wouldn't you be shitting blood for days? Mice, gerbils, whatever, they all have teeth and claws, and once they're freaking out in your rectum with a lack of oxygen, aren't they going to start clawing and biting away?
Yeah, that's what I would think too...
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: BoomerBoy]
#13458811 - 11/09/10 12:44 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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bahahahahhahaha
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: idunno]
#13458923 - 11/09/10 01:12 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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idunno said: PCP is bad Kids MMMKAY
Exactly what I was thinking. Shroom might make someone go beserk (streaking on the neighbors lawn), but it does not involve shoving a mouse up your butt. 
Reminds me of the guy who took his clothes off in a restaurant and shoved ice up his butt in front of everyone while on PCP.
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: HerbBaker]
#13458955 - 11/09/10 01:18 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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lemmiwinks!!
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: crunkerd]
#13458973 - 11/09/10 01:24 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Uhh I don't think it was mushrooms but nice guess deputies.
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: BirdsIView]
#13459328 - 11/09/10 02:48 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dude's just high on life, man. and maybe a little too much South Park
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: bongoboy2000]
#13460067 - 11/09/10 06:03 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: dwpineal]
#13461855 - 11/10/10 12:48 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he reportedly turned over and slapped the deputy, prompting the deputy to deploy his Taser. After seeing that the Taser had no effect on Smith, the deputy called for backup.
A few moment's later, a cluster of deputies tried to apprehend Smith in the victim's bedroom, however Smith evaded arrest by jumping off the victim's bed in an attempt to kick the deputies.
Pepper spray was deployed, however it was ineffective as well, since Smith continued to kick at deputies and evade arrest.
Deputies then struck Smith several times with a baton, however Smith retaliated by attempting to bite one of the deputies.
Eventually a dog pile of deputies wrestled Smith to the ground, covering his mouth with a blanket so he couldn't bite them. An EMS crew that arrived on scene assisted in getting Smith shackled and tied down to a stretcher.
i seriously doubt it was shrooms, i might run from a cop on them but i doubt i could put up that much of a fight while trippin. Your caught bro, no need to get beaten, tased, pepper sprayed, batoned, dog piled and smothered with a blanket.
i feel sorry for the family whose house got demolished, they couldnt even sleep it off because their room was trashed and their bed was doused with pepper spray...moose for sale (tail-less ofcourse).
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: Pilz]
#13462605 - 11/10/10 06:28 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't doubt it was shrooms, some people do stupid things on them. Thats a fact, to pretend otherwise is dangerous and foolhardy.
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: HerbBaker]
#13468378 - 11/11/10 11:45 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I find that on shrooms I think about doing stupid dangerous shit but never actually attemped it. And I am positive that shrooms alone didn't cause someone to flip that much shit and shove a mouse in there own ass!! So no. Don't blame shrooms for that shit.
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Re: Burglary Suspect Found Naked With Mouse Lodged In His Butt. [Re: trippin nigga]
#13468392 - 11/11/10 11:48 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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This happened less than 30 minutes from where I live I doubt he was on shrooms, they're pretty rare around here.
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