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JesusGoneRogue


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theconduit said:
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JesusGoneRogue said: if i was a chick i'd sell myself. that is all.
I've thought that exact same thing so many times.
POP QUIZZZ! Okay here's a logic test for ya, what's wrong with this statement?
"Dude, I think that stripper's in love with me"
She's being paid to make you feel that way.
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PreparationH
apply daily


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Gumby said: Have fun with that one. I'm gonna keep having sex. I would never voluntarily choose to go a month without sex, that's just nonsense.
you may change your mind about that after you get married
lol when I was 17 I had comcast come out and set up my internet, it took 3 fuckin hours and I chilled with the Italian guy doing it because he was normal and actually cool.
He asked me about my life, I asked him about his, he told me to never get married and said:
"I am a week man, I was married but I got divorced. Marriage is a lot like sandwiches, You make this brand new sandwich, say an Italian sandwich, you eat it every day, you fuckin love that sandwich. 5 years pass and the sandwich is just ok, you eat it here and there but it's going bad. When I ate that sandwich after 10 years I was going out back and puking. That is what marriage was like and that is why I gtfo"
LOL
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claraclairvoyant
well oiled machine



Registered: 05/24/09
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Re: No sex November. [Re: FuzedBox]
#13407615 - 10/29/10 06:37 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sorry, I'll be sexin it up in November. Alot.
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JT


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Re: No sex November. [Re: FuzedBox]
#13407625 - 10/29/10 06:38 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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probably.
unless things work out with tinkerbell tomorrow night
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BadAssPterodactyl
Pterodactyl



Registered: 07/06/10
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Loc: San Jose, CA
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claraclairvoyant said: Sorry, I'll be sexin it up in November. Alot.
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claraclairvoyant
well oiled machine



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Shroomism
Space Travellin



Registered: 02/13/00
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Loc: 9th Dimension
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Re: No sex November. [Re: FuzedBox]
#13408652 - 10/29/10 10:49 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I am not with you
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Doc_T
Random Dude




Registered: 03/06/09
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Loc: Colorado
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PreparationH said: I will vow to not wank for a month
You should start a contest thread.
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: No sex November. [Re: FuzedBox]
#13408718 - 10/29/10 10:59 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's no SHAVE November man....No SHAVE november.
I might accidentally no sex november though.
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blissedout


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Loc: Yonder
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PreparationH said: I'm not gonna pass on sex if I have the opportunity this november but I will vow to not wank for a month never tried takin a month off
I'll go with what you said. I have been on a loooong dry stretch. I feel like I'm losing my game. That or I just don't care anymore. I think they make a pill for that. I need it.
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Gumby
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blissedout said:
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PreparationH said: I'm not gonna pass on sex if I have the opportunity this november but I will vow to not wank for a month never tried takin a month off
I'll go with what you said. I have been on a loooong dry stretch. I feel like I'm losing my game. That or I just don't care anymore. I think they make a pill for that. I need it.
Yeah, I know that feeling. You just get fed up with all the bullshit of dealing with chicks. Happens to me too. The feeling passes and you eventually wanna "get your dick wet" again. Gettin back into the dating scene is only weird till you meet the first girl you hook up with though, after that, smooth sailing.
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: No sex November. [Re: Gumby]
#13409092 - 10/30/10 12:31 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I been outta the dating scene for so long ive forgotten how to ask girls out.
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Shroomism
Space Travellin



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It's not like it's a skill you have to constantly hone or anything..
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Re: No sex November. [Re: Shroomism]
#13409113 - 10/30/10 12:40 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I dunno...if im "out of practice", even with regular everyday socializing i try to only talk to people telepathically.
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blissedout


Registered: 11/11/04
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Re: No sex November. [Re: Gumby]
#13409127 - 10/30/10 12:45 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
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blissedout said:
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PreparationH said: I'm not gonna pass on sex if I have the opportunity this november but I will vow to not wank for a month never tried takin a month off
I'll go with what you said. I have been on a loooong dry stretch. I feel like I'm losing my game. That or I just don't care anymore. I think they make a pill for that. I need it.
Yeah, I know that feeling. You just get fed up with all the bullshit of dealing with chicks. Happens to me too. The feeling passes and you eventually wanna "get your dick wet" again. Gettin back into the dating scene is only weird till you meet the first girl you hook up with though, after that, smooth sailing.
Yeah, I know, but it has been a loooong break. I'm actually appalled about it. I'm in a slump of epic proportions.
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