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fapjack
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: Arden] 1
#13398755 - 10/28/10 01:09 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Arden said: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt. - Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications. - Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket. - Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket. - Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None, they can't change anything.
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PreparationH
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: fapjack]
#13398765 - 10/28/10 01:11 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said:
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Arden said: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt. - Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications. - Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket. - Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket. - Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None, they can't change anything.
best one out of the lot.
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: PreparationH]
#13398776 - 10/28/10 01:14 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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PreparationH said: alright so a seal walks into a club...

I love inappropriate humor.
A black guy, a catholic, and a jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, "get the fuck out".
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PreparationH
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: blewmeanie]
#13399076 - 10/28/10 02:42 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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^ hahaha
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pwnasaurus
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: fapjack]
#13399443 - 10/28/10 07:08 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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fapjack said:
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Arden said: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt. - Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications. - Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket. - Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket. - Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None, they can't change anything.
Too funny man! I'm gonna remember that one.
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thedudenj
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#13399535 - 10/28/10 07:56 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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do you know how many ravers it takes
a couple hundreds to bitch about how good the old bulb was and 1 to actually change it
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g00ru
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: thedudenj]
#13400015 - 10/28/10 10:24 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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that's funny cause its incoherent, and therefor is appropriate for ravers
i approve from the depths of my cosmic heart
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scienceguy
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: g00ru]
#13400182 - 10/28/10 11:13 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm better than you.
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