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Offlinefapjack
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: Arden] * 1
    #13398755 - 10/28/10 01:09 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Arden said:
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
- Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
- Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
- Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
- Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.



How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ?



None, they can't change anything.


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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: fapjack]
    #13398765 - 10/28/10 01:11 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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fapjack said:
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Arden said:
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
- Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
- Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
- Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
- Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.



How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ?



None, they can't change anything.



best one out of the lot.


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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: PreparationH]
    #13398776 - 10/28/10 01:14 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
alright so a seal walks into a  club...






















I love inappropriate humor.

A black guy, a catholic, and a jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, "get the fuck out".:rimshot:


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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #13399076 - 10/28/10 02:42 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

^ hahaha


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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: fapjack]
    #13399443 - 10/28/10 07:08 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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fapjack said:
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Arden said:
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
- Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
- Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
- Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
- Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.



How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ?



None, they can't change anything.




Too funny man! :lol: I'm gonna remember that one.


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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #13399535 - 10/28/10 07:56 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

do you know how many ravers it takes
























a couple hundreds to bitch about how good the old bulb was and 1 to actually change it


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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: thedudenj]
    #13400015 - 10/28/10 10:24 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

that's funny cause its incoherent, and therefor is appropriate for ravers

i approve from the depths of my cosmic heart :thumbup:


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Re: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? [Re: g00ru]
    #13400182 - 10/28/10 11:13 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?













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