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Invisiblemjshroomer
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Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only
    #1331607 - 02/24/03 11:43 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

I have a serious question to ask everyone here. Below I have two questions to ask. Remember that these are life threatening situations which need your vote. You are the deciding vote.

#1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded and she had syphilis, would you recommend she have an abortion?

Okay, now while you are thinking about this kind of situation, read the next question before looking at the answer to this one.




#2:
It is time to elect a new world leader and as I noted above, only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Remember that your vote would be the deciding factor as to who gets elected.

In a few days or so I will post my response to those questions and do not answer the prgegnant girl one until after you have voted your candidate for president of the world.

mj

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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1331699 - 02/24/03 12:22 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

2. C
1. Hell yes.


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1331705 - 02/24/03 12:25 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

C.

Yes, have an abortion.

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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1331794 - 02/24/03 12:50 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

2. C
1. yes





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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1331801 - 02/24/03 12:52 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

This sounds somehow familiar.

I agree with the obvious.


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1331937 - 02/24/03 01:37 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

1. yes.
2. C.

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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1331944 - 02/24/03 01:39 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

At the obvious risk of being caught voting for someone who I probably never would vote for in real life, I'll go with C (even though he's a vegetarian).

As for the woman, I don't give a rat's ass about her and her problems, so long as she isn't mooching off welfare. If she is, she should just be shot, along with her fucked up kids.

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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1331945 - 02/24/03 01:39 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

ill go with A and no


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1331959 - 02/24/03 01:42 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Some of the greatest leaders of our great nation were womenizing boozers...

Ill have to say 1) YES and 2) B or C...

Just because the guy lives a healthy non drinking vegetarian life dont mean that hes a good man or leader.


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1331999 - 02/24/03 01:55 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

As for the world leader one, I've seen this before so I won't give the answer away. All I will say is:

Quote:

Just because the guy lives a healthy non drinking vegetarian life dont mean that hes a good man or leader.




You're god damn right it doesn't.

Don't know the deal with the syphillus one, so eh.... yes?

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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1332008 - 02/24/03 01:59 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

wow, deja vu

I'm going with B and No :wink: 


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1332010 - 02/24/03 02:00 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

1. No - if she didn't want the kids, then she should keep her legs shut, period ( unless she was a rape victim )
2. B ( because A sounds like an asshole, and C is a baby killer )


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1332023 - 02/24/03 02:04 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

I've seen this before, so I know it's a trick. I say it's up to that woman to decide whether or not to get an abortion, and also, fuck all three candidates! They're all full of shit. I can't wait to see the reaction when you tell them who the candidates are. Can I tell them? Please???


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1332290 - 02/24/03 03:45 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

I too have seen this already, so can't make an unbiased reply...but before I knew the answer I would have voted the same as most of the above.


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1332961 - 02/24/03 11:05 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Well I was going to let this run for a few days but someone named Hunter from the Lycaeum made these rude comments to me so I am posting below the answer tot he questions.

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Hunter Rivero Wilson
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posted February 25, 2003 02:19 AM
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This is really fucking stupid. What is the point of this? You've been watching too much TV.
Would *you* vote on someone without having any information about them? If so, you're an idiot. What party? What is their political stance on, oh - say... anything?

Attempting to vote on a candidate for office using only sex+dietary information is stupid and irresponsible.

Read more tabloids.

Thanks.

-HRW


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posted February 25, 2003 03:53 AM
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WEll, in regards to the person who just posted his comments towards me as something of a couch potato.

Ignorance is one thing. Thinking you know what you are talking about is another thing.

These are real questions with real answers.

Here are the answers.

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Candidate A is Franklyn D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolf Hitler


And by the way, the answer to the abortion question:


If you said yes, you just killed Beethovan.

Pretty interesting, isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone else.

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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1332971 - 02/24/03 11:17 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Hunter, You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but you are definitely a tool.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :mad:

I was pretty sure C was Hitler, but the rest I couldn't recall.

Now I want a beer.


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1333010 - 02/25/03 12:05 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

1. I would never recommend someone have an abortion unless their life was threatened, she was raped, yadda yadda yadda. with that said it is not up to me to make anyone have an abortion or even suggesting it.

2. none of them

I would rather see how they stand on personal freedom and what their stances are on foriegn and domestic policies. I couldn't care less what they do in their personal lives as long as it doesn't effect their decisions while on the job.


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Edited by Innvertigo (02/25/03 04:54 AM)

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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1333069 - 02/25/03 01:06 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Thats pretty cool, I've never seen this riddle ( or whatever it is ) before!


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: peruvian spark]
    #1333109 - 02/25/03 01:44 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

I'm still trying to see the point. All the choices given are not a very good indication of what makes a good leader. I'd vote for the person who would further MY beliefs.


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Re: Who Would You Vote For: Three Choices Only [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1333413 - 02/25/03 04:49 AM (21 years, 1 month ago)

I said this last time this was posted, and I'll say it again:

Fuck Roosevelt, Fuck Churchill, and Fuck Hitler up his Nazi ass!


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