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InvisibleJanamil


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Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help?
    #13291547 - 10/04/10 11:50 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah so I got drunk during the weekend, oddly with both my parents and my friends. Im on probation. I have monthly UAs, I was under the assumption that alcohol got out of your system within 48 hours. My friend told me afterwords, that it can be up to 120 hours for the metabolite of alcohol to get out of your system.

What can I do? I dont believe Ill get in to much trouble with the judge, but I guess it could be as much as 6 months in jail. If I get a seriously dick judge. This sounds way to stupid. I guess I just shouldnt of drank while on probation, but being in my own house, drinking with my parents (at first) made me feel alot more comfortable about it but I still dont think it makes it legal unfortunately.

Im just glad its on thursday, and wasn't like today or tomorrow. This is my first random UA after 8 months on probation, I have 4 months to go.

What should I do to cleanse the metabolite out of my system? Do you think Im okay? I drank quiet abit
20 alcohol drinks + I also drank the day before. It takes me ALOT to get drunk, After 8 shots with my parents and only feeling a buzz while my parents were whiped out, I decided to get some friends together.

Please if your going to say "You shouldnt of done it on probation, Your an idiot ect" Just please, shove it. You try going 12 months without doing anything testable.

Should I just work out/drink water? Or am I pretty much screwed? Should I go the creatine/b12 vitamines to dilute my urine?

Im freaking out abit. It was last night. The UA is at 4:00 thursday. First time Ive ever been called into a random UA. I guess its because I passed my drug and alcohol treatment, which makes no sense to give me random UAs.. whatever. I hate probation.

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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13291577 - 10/04/10 11:59 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I'm pretty sure you're just fine.  Should definitely be gone by 48 hours like you said.

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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13291582 - 10/05/10 12:01 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

drink tonnes of water, best advice i can give you. i've been a pee test here and there in a similar time period by constant intake of water. buy the biggest portable jug of water you can buy, and carry it around. if the ceiling for the most hours it'll take for the metabolites to pass, and you have 96 hours, you'll probably be fine.


no promises. i'll probably be shot to death by some attack on how this is untrue, although i'm speaking only from my own experience (with thc) here.


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13291601 - 10/05/10 12:07 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

What are you on probation for, and why do you believe they are going to give you a UA?

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/alcohol/alcohol_testing.shtml


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InvisibleJanamil


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: fapjack]
    #13291665 - 10/05/10 12:25 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

They called me this morning telling me, I have a "Random" UA on Thursday. This is because Im not getting monthly UAs, which was much easier to manage. I passed a 6 month drug and alcohol treatment. All the treatment was, is I go to my drug and alcohol counselor, tell him what Ive done and why, he gives me a UA. Thats it, I wish I still had treatment.. since now I cant even smoke until I get my MM card.

I was on probation from stealing from wal-mart. I stole cough syrup when I was 18. I use to use DXM quiet abit, I noticed I had a problem when I was caught stealing since I ran out of money and no supply for money. So in my book getting caught was a good thing. Only stole.. 3-4 times but paying around 2,00 with all these fines. With medical insurance as-well. I wish a friend just made me go to treatment or something, instead of having to pay 2,00 in fines.

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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13291678 - 10/05/10 12:28 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

did u ever eat those cakes?


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13291681 - 10/05/10 12:29 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

They might not give you an EtG test than.  Just drink a lot of water on the day of the test and hope for the best.


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: TaterCaboose]
    #13291694 - 10/05/10 12:33 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TaterCaboose said:
did u ever eat those cakes?



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Yes, and it was one of the best trips to date. Such a smooth upcome, kinda like 4-aco-DMT.

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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13291713 - 10/05/10 12:39 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

:smilingpuppy:
i didnt know probation tested for alcohol. is it because you are under 21?


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: TaterCaboose]
    #13291723 - 10/05/10 12:43 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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TaterCaboose said:
:smilingpuppy:
i didnt know probation tested for alcohol. is it because you are under 21?



Probation tests for alcohol. It is a violation of probation to drink alcohol on probation. Doesnt matter if your 70 or 16. This is what Ive been told by my probation officer. "Alcohol is a controlled substance, therefor we can take your right of the controlled substance away". Probation in itself is just bullshit, Ive also heard you cant vote if your a felon. I dont know how true that is.

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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13291738 - 10/05/10 12:47 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

damn thats awful... just the thought of not being able to own a gun after being convicted of a felony is a nightmare.


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InvisibleJanamil


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: TaterCaboose]
    #13291753 - 10/05/10 12:51 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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TaterCaboose said:
damn thats awful... just the thought of not being able to own a gun after being convicted of a felony is a nightmare.



Yeah, Im not a felon or anything but my friend is a felon. He was drunk one night, decided to write his name in door at his school using shoe polish and a lighter. He failed horribly and cought half the door on fire, instant felony of arson. Hes been regretting it ever since, such a stupid way. Its not like he was going to catch the whole building on fire. He even had water at the stand by in-case that happened, which it did.. It just showed a huge scorch mark causing him and his friend to get arrested for arson.

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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13291953 - 10/05/10 02:58 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I cant have a gun till im 28, felony records suck.


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Hakim0777]
    #13291973 - 10/05/10 03:19 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I can't wait till i'm 21 so I can buy a glock.


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #13292164 - 10/05/10 05:57 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

that sucks that you're tested for alcohol. all the people i've known that were on probation were allowed to drink?

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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: JT]
    #13292166 - 10/05/10 05:59 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

its a dirty job but you could bring someone elses urine with u and sort of slip it in from under your wrist, youll prob get piss everywhere but its for a good cause.

or you can somehow slip a tiny bit of ammonia or bleach into the piss solution and it will sterilize and nulify the test.


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #13292280 - 10/05/10 07:27 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i was on felony probation for nearly 10 years. i passed all of my ua's and all of my po's all knew i drank. i doubt that they'll give you anything more than a standard ua. it's just too expensive for the state to be giving specialized drug tests with the amount of drug related cases it deals with on the daily. hydrate yourself in any case. i think you'll be alright.


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13292636 - 10/05/10 09:38 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

My PO never once tested me for alcohol, they usually don't unless you have an alcohol related crime, or admit to being an alcoholic.  I'm aloud to drink on probation btw, and I have a felony drug charge.


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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: fapjack]
    #13292993 - 10/05/10 11:06 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks, but if they do a ETG. I probably wont be here for 6 months. So Ill cya guys later if it happens.

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Re: Fuck, Alcohol UA in 4 days. Any help? [Re: Janamil]
    #13293014 - 10/05/10 11:10 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Start exercising.


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