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veggie

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[FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt
#13279234 - 10/02/10 11:09 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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He'll get more time because it's 'crack' cocaine ...
Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt October 1, 2010 - bradenton.com
MANATEE — A search of a 25-year-old man following a traffic stop Wednesday morning revealed one bag of marijuana and one bag of cocaine in the driver’s buttocks, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. The driver said only the marijuana belonged to him.
Raymond Stanley Roberts was pulled over at 8:40 a.m. in the 500 block of 63rd Avenue East. Approaching the Hyundai, deputies said they could smell a strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle, according to the report.
After writing a speeding ticket, one of the deputies asked Roberts if he smoked marijuana and when had he done it last. According to the arrest report, Roberts replied that he smoked the night before and there was nothing in the car. He then told the two deputies to search the car.
While searching Roberts’ person, deputies felt a soft object in his buttocks. The report said Roberts then said, “Let me get it,” and pulled out a clear plastic bag of marijuana weighing 4.5 grams.
He was then asked if he was holding anything else, and Roberts said no.
Deputies then felt another soft object in the same area and pulled it out through the exterior of Roberts’ shorts. The object was a bag with 27 pieces of rock cocaine weighing 3.5 grams, the report stated.
When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts immediately said, according to the report, “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” He then stated that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over.
Roberts has been charged with possession of rock cocaine and marijuana. He was released Wednesday from Manatee County jail after posting a $1,120 bond.
Copy of report ---> http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/buttdrugs.pdf
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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: veggie] 1
#13279309 - 10/02/10 11:28 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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The Gnomes put it there. They like to do weird stuff like that. Silly Gnomes.
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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: Le_Canard]
#13279396 - 10/02/10 11:50 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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goddamn....thats a serious packing job
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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: smurfyshmu]
#13279478 - 10/02/10 12:14 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Was meant to go in your nose, afterward.
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usefulidiot13
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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: durian_2008]
#13279565 - 10/02/10 12:33 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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so it really wasnt shoved up his asshole then....
i mean if they felt in when they patted him down, it was not in his asshole...it was stuffed in his pants, maybe between his cheeks...but def not up the arse.
sucks for him tho....at least he posted bail and got out....hope he just runs for it.
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veggie

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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: Le_Canard]
#13279648 - 10/02/10 01:00 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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ToiletDuk said: "The Gnomes put it there. They like to do weird stuff like that. Silly Gnomes."
I'm not prejudiced or anything but I'll tell ya, gnomes seem nice and all, but you just can't trust them.
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usefulidiot13
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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: veggie]
#13279673 - 10/02/10 01:07 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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RACIST!
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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: veggie]
#13279879 - 10/02/10 02:11 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Cops just love to go digging around in people's asses, don't they?
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blujay
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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: Le_Canard]
#13280024 - 10/02/10 02:57 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: blujay]
#13280039 - 10/02/10 03:02 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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If white people can have brown buttnuggets why can a black man not have white buttnuggets? They are all haters, I tell you what.
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Re: [FL] Man denies owning cocaine found in his butt [Re: German Kahuna]
#13281758 - 10/02/10 10:20 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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This coke smells like the sweaty ass of a dreadlocked black man
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