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 MisterMuscaria
 
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 I've never been in a strip club 
#13263432 - 09/29/10 08:40 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Im 24 and have never been to a strip club.
The thought of it always seemed kinda absurd to me.
Why pay for something you can get for free?
What's the excitement in sitting in a room full of guys and a few girls on stage with a boner that you arent allowed to touch and are not allowed to fuck the women with?
..and then paying the women and paying a ridiculous amount for drinks you could get cheaper at the liquor store?
It seems to me like people are paying for blueballs.
Maybe I just dont "get it" since I havent gone.
It seems to me like something only guys who cant get laid and married men who want something to think about while fucking their wife go too.
Ive known girls who were dancers and they always just thought of it as a legal hussle, a way to get money from desperate pervs without doing much real work.
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It can be a fun environment to get drunk in and play some pool. I used to go once or twice a year with a bunch of my buddies when I was younger.
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Actually, you DO get it. Entirely. People ARE just paying for blueballs.
I never got the point of spending all that money to not get laid either.
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The few strippers I have met tended to be dog faced and rather unappealing, mabey it's just florida 
But ya the whole idea of strip clubs. 
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MisterMuscaria
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The ones I met were nothing special.
Not the kinda girls Id pay to see naked.
The guys I grew up with were always like "Yeah!!! Lets go to the titty bar!!" like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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Strip clubs are meant to be fun. Go in with some friends, have a few drinks, talk to the girls, etc. They're essentially bars with chicks who run around with titties swinging in the wind.
I work in a strip club and I occasionally go to strip clubs with friends. I don't spend thousands of dollars. I don't expect to get laid. Nothing like that. Occasionally I'll buy a lap dance but I usually sit and drink and tip the stage with a few good buddies.
It's all about the reason you're at the strip club. If you're there to get laid you'll get blue balls and regret it. If you're there to enjoy yourself in the presence of titties with a few like-minded friends, you'll have a blast.
Then again, I work in a strip club. So, titties are like a fancy picture on the wall to me. I admire them briefly and promptly move on with my life all together.
Also, eat shrooms and go to the strip club, the fucking flashing/swirling multi-colored lights combined with really loud beep-bass music and naked chicks dancing in front of you is fucking other-worldly. One of a kind experience.
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: GoodAtIt]
#13263496 - 09/29/10 08:59 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I do think shrooms might make it interesting.
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GoodAtIt
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Another thing, the girls at strip clubs will NEVER be the naked models you see in playboy and on the internet. If they were that hot, they'd be in playboy and on the internet. They're basically every chick you see at the mall ranging from butter-faces to hot and a few of them have fake tits.
If you saw them at the mall or a concert, you'd probably hit on them. Instead, you're paying to see them naked with a mind spoiled by kim kardashyan sex tapes, so you instantly feel let down. You're essentially cursing yourself.
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: GoodAtIt]
#13263532 - 09/29/10 09:08 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
GoodAtIt said:
Strip clubs are meant to be fun. Go in with some friends, have a few drinks, talk to the girls
my first time in a strip club was at 17 and on 4 hits of acid... it was definitely fun
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: Prisoner#1]
#13263568 - 09/29/10 09:16 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Was that in the 70s or 80s, during the epic bush years?
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wellage
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: idiotek]
#13263588 - 09/29/10 09:19 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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There are vip rooms where you can get a handjob for like 80 bucks
but that only makes them more stupid 
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: wellage]
#13263596 - 09/29/10 09:21 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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80 for a handjob? what's this world coming to?
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: Prisoner#1]
#13263599 - 09/29/10 09:22 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ive never been to one either and im almost 19 years old...
Strip clubs are like putting a turkey in front of you on the table and all you can do is yell at it...
Like: "Oh you look so juicy, I wish I could eat you!"
and then... you stick a dollar in the turkey's ass.
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: Doctopus]
#13263619 - 09/29/10 09:26 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've been to a few but only spent money inside there once.
Not my thing at all. Nice to look at but you'd be better off pissing into the wind for yourself.
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: wellage]
#13263628 - 09/29/10 09:27 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
wellage said:
There are vip rooms where you can get a handjob for like 80 bucks
but that only makes them more stupid
Some places that does happen, but not in Vegas. Vice is too hot out here. The VIP Room itself starts at $300 and goes up from there. They all have cameras in them, and someone is watching the camera. If you pull your dick out they'll send someone like me in to yell something like "this is your only warning, put it away or you're done."
If you argue at all, you get tossed out. If you get caught again, you get tossed out. If you struggle while you're being tossed out, we beat your ass.
Needless to say, I love my job.
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: GoodAtIt]
#13263653 - 09/29/10 09:30 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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300 bucks and you cant pull your dick out?
Id rather get a card from one of the Mexicans.
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wellage
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: GoodAtIt]
#13263663 - 09/29/10 09:32 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I will always remember my idiot friend trying to convince me to go to the strip club with him.
"It's 1/2 price lap dance night!!! Ugly china is gonna be there!!"
most convincing argument ever
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A: yer not missing much
an
B: yer pretty much right on the money about it too
{blueballs / desperate men / expensive drinks / etc}
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LobsterSauce
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Quote:
MisterMuscaria said:
300 bucks and you cant pull your dick out?
Id rather get a card from one of the Mexicans.
 is the $300 for their company?
The strip clubs here are shit. About 30e for a song length dance. Not a hope you can touch them either,just about able to look at them or else lurch will come in and crack skulls.
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Re: I've never been in a strip club [Re: GoodAtIt]
#13263698 - 09/29/10 09:38 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doctopus said:
Ive never been to one either and im almost 19 years old...
Strip clubs are like putting a turkey in front of you on the table and all you can do is yell at it...
Like: "Oh you look so juicy, I wish I could eat you!"
and then... you stick a dollar in the turkey's ass.
This shit made me laugh so hard.
Quote:
GoodAtIt said:
If you pull your dick out they'll send someone like me in to yell something like "this is your only warning, put it away or you're done."
If you argue at all, you get tossed out. If you get caught again, you get tossed out. If you struggle while you're being tossed out, we beat your ass.
Needless to say, I love my job.
I don't know what's not to love about ripping people off, repressing people's actual sexuality, exercising unquestionable authority, and using excessive force on people whose only crime was arousal.
Sounds like an awesome job to me, one definitely worth loving.
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