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fapjack
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Prisoner#1]
#13188372 - 09/13/10 08:02 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tetriana said: I've met a few dates from dating sites, but the majority of them leave a bad taste in my mouth. I remember the last one I attempted a few months ago wanted to buy me some sexy heels and watch me walk around in them. He then told me that he still lives with his mommy who still cooks his meals and does his laundry for him. No thanks. 
I'd have done a lot better than that before sneaking you in my basement window and telling you not to wake up my mom
I snuck my current girlfriend into the movies with me on our first real date. It probably wasn't the best judgement call on my part, but we are still together so it didn't effect us too much.
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Frizzle
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: hippielauren] 1
#13188420 - 09/13/10 08:27 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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hippielauren said: white girls will always laugh at you but hey thats the way we are.
speak for yourself. for someone with "hippie" in their name you sure sound conceded and egotistical.
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plasma
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: KBG1977]
#13188434 - 09/13/10 08:34 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP stop being a newbie at life
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John Candy
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
#13188450 - 09/13/10 08:40 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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candidguy said: 21 year old virgin here, been jacking off, used fleshlight, drilled cucumber a hole to fuck in, used 4 balloons and filled it with warm water and place them together to form a hole in the center and apply oil to lubricate it and fuck it and humping my rolled up blanket, what a loser, right?
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Frizzle
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: John Candy]
#13188486 - 09/13/10 08:51 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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the kinkiest way i have ever jacked off was by using lube once when i was 13.
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AntiEverything
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Frizzle]
#13188502 - 09/13/10 08:54 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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hippielauren said: white girls will always laugh at you but hey thats the way we are.
speak for yourself. for someone with "hippie" in their name you sure sound conceded and egotistical.
fact: hippies are usually both: conceded and egotistical
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blujay
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
#13188507 - 09/13/10 08:55 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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candidguy said: 21 year old virgin here, been jacking off, used fleshlight, drilled cucumber a hole to fuck in, used 4 balloons and filled it with warm water and place them together to form a hole in the center and apply oil to lubricate it and fuck it and humping my rolled up blanket, what a loser, right?
Just get a fat girlfriend already damnit.
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RobMarley420
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: fapjack]
#13188607 - 09/13/10 09:36 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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fapjack said: If you want to get laid just hang out with people that are getting laid, or people that bring single females around. It really isn't that hard.
Not if you have extreme social anxiety like the OP.
OP needs xanax!!! From akward nerdyness to smooth talking confidence in 1 hour!
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BoneMan
Shrimpin ain't easy


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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Plutonian]
#13188678 - 09/13/10 10:06 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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weathereporter88 said: wow, anyone try okcupid? I've never tried online dating and am very skeptical. All these girls in my area CANT actually look like their pictures. Is this a scam?
Op you need to design sex toys for a career.
i just signed up and most of these girls are ugly and fat, what do u expect from online
I found a few really cute girls on OkCupid but I had much better luck with PlentyOfFish.com. There are wayyy more girls there, which means way more good looking girls. The better looking girls have super high standards though, and just like on any other dating site its really hard to get a chick to even respond to a message. I got turned down by one chick because i wasn't tall enough lol(I'm 5'7").
But I met my current girlfriend on PlentyOfFish.com and I've been with her for the last 7 months. I got super lucky though, she found me and messaged me first. I was hesitant about it, but when we met in person I was thinking "holy shit she's soo much cuter in person than her profile pic!". Shes very tiny and petite, huge tits and perfect ass, pretty face and adorable brazilian accent. I'm just sayin its possible to meet the love of ur life on a free dating site.. its not all that likely, and its definitely not easy. but its possible and it happens.
also, to the OP.. if you're really that insecure and you're "short and nerdy", then you might be better off to just forget the idea of sleeping with a hot, beautiful white girl. its gonna be near impossible to lose that pesky virginity of yours (even to a nerdy girl) if you're that scared of women. you're "puttin the pussy on a pedestal" dude. you should go for girls that you think are more in your league.
and if its ur first time, and you do manage to find a hot, beautiful, sexy white prostitute.. you'll probably cum after about 5 pumps. theres a good chance she'll laugh at you too.. PLUS take ur money (which isn't gonna be cheap if she's as hot as u seem to want). try to lower your standards a bit.
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AntiEverything
im not a doctor



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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: BoneMan]
#13188699 - 09/13/10 10:16 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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my huge criticism of dating sites is that instead of meating them thru the normal discourses of life....and chatting with ppl and ETC. you get a stilted blurb about how great (or not so great) they are....with zero tone, nor life 2 it....seems too robotic to me. also the idea of immediately dating someone right after you meet them is totally flawed logic. the other person 99.9% of the time projects their ego and persona as something completely different than who they actually are......they cover up all the bullshit and dont let any of their issues surface for at least 6 months.....
its better to make the decision that you are attracted and would like to get intimate with someone after you have spent some time with them.
my biggest rule of thumb is this: i have to see you dance b4 I even consider putting my dick into you.
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PreparationH
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Acaterpillar
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: PreparationH]
#13189724 - 09/13/10 02:36 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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So OP, have you tried auto-felatio, and did you reach?
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Tetriana
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: BoneMan]
#13189764 - 09/13/10 02:43 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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BoneMan said: The better looking girls have super high standards though, and just like on any other dating site its really hard to get a chick to even respond to a message. I got turned down by one chick because i wasn't tall enough lol(I'm 5'7").
There's nothing wrong with knowing what you like and want. Why settle for less?
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Frizzle
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Tetriana]
#13190030 - 09/13/10 03:48 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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BoneMan said: The better looking girls have super high standards though, and just like on any other dating site its really hard to get a chick to even respond to a message. I got turned down by one chick because i wasn't tall enough lol(I'm 5'7").
There's nothing wrong with knowing what you like and want. Why settle for less? 
if you knew what you want and could get it, you wouldn't be using a dating site
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Prisoner#1
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Tetriana]
#13190244 - 09/13/10 04:28 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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BoneMan said: The better looking girls have super high standards though, and just like on any other dating site its really hard to get a chick to even respond to a message. I got turned down by one chick because i wasn't tall enough lol(I'm 5'7").
There's nothing wrong with knowing what you like and want. Why settle for less? 
excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?
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Re: how to find prostitute in a city [Re: Acaterpillar]
#13190575 - 09/13/10 05:26 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Rabidbaboon said: So OP, have you tried auto-felatio, and did you reach? 
lol, I actually thought about doing this, when I was younger, like 12 years old, I was very flexible and I can touch the tip of my dick with my tongue, I thought it was nasty to actually try that back then, but now I wanted to do it, but I'm not flexible anymore, and by no means I'm gay, it's my body so it doesn't matter, just like if you fart u can smell it and dont care, and if someone farts and I smell it I got disgusted and I would spit.
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