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jalapenos
    #13181810 - 09/11/10 08:22 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

i have about a dozen good sized jalapenos i picked the other day and was wondering if anyone on here had a recipe for a jalapeno sauce. :thanx:


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Re: jalapenos [Re: thecbc]
    #13186546 - 09/12/10 07:35 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: jalapenos [Re: thecbc]
    #13186690 - 09/12/10 08:03 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I would coat those jalapenos with some oil and lightly roast them on the grill.  Salt and dice or blend.  Mix with some vinegar, garlic, onion and sugar to taste.  Nice and easy, and delicious!


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Re: jalapenos [Re: thecbc]
    #13188963 - 09/13/10 11:41 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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thecbc said:
i have about a dozen good sized jalapenos i picked the other day and was wondering if anyone on here had a recipe for a jalapeno sauce. :thanx:




Remove seeds and rib meat, rough chop, sweat them in a mild oil (no color) until soft, add them to a blender or processor with a touch of water, puree, push through a metal strainer, season to taste. = Jalapeno coulis sauce.

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Re: jalapenos [Re: caphillkid]
    #13189128 - 09/13/10 12:20 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Remove seeds and rib meat







:thumbdown:



Might as well just use bell peppers if you're going to neuter Jalapenos like that.


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Re: jalapenos [Re: LiquidSmoke]
    #13189160 - 09/13/10 12:28 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I just used this one and it turned out pretty good. I halved the amount off vinegar and also used Rice vinegar.  I used a steel pot also. Personally I think this is a good base to start with and then play around with.

1 teaspoon vegetable oil
20 fresh jalapeno peppers, sliced
3 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 cup minced onion
3/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups water
1 cup distilled white vinegar

1.  In a medium glass or enamel lined sauce pan over high heat, combine oil, peppers, garlic, onion and salt; saute for 4 minutes. Add the water and cook for 20 minutes, stirring often. Remove from heat and allow mixture to cool to room temperature.
2. Transfer the mixture to a food processor and puree until smooth. With the processor running, slowly add the vinegar.
3. Pour into a sterilized jar with a tight lid. This sauce will keep for 6 months when stored in the refrigerator.

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Re: jalapenos [Re: 4runner]
    #13213924 - 09/18/10 12:43 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck that! Chop that shit up, and make some homemade salsa. It's bloody delicious you know!

In a saucepan add:

hot peppers
chopped onions
tomatoes diced
celery seeds
a little sugar
a little salt
oregano
parsly

Heat up, let cool, serve on torias. Better than store bought.

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Re: jalapenos [Re: StatuesCryBleeding]
    #13215090 - 09/18/10 05:43 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

fuck that, stuff it with meats and cheeses, pup them under the broiler and you have appetizers for real men

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Re: jalapenos [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13215255 - 09/18/10 06:23 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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fuck that, stuff it with meats and cheeses, pup them under the broiler and you have appetizers for real men




A real man will just inject that shit right in his veins! But yeah ^^ is fucking delicious too.

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Re: jalapenos [Re: StatuesCryBleeding]
    #13219605 - 09/19/10 06:12 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I was chopping some jalapenos the other day when I needed to take a leak.  I forgot to wash my hands before.  It wasn't totally unpleasant.  Noticeable but not unpleasant.  This is not at all meant to be confused with a certain Admin's decision to purposely put hot peppers in his asshole.


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Re: jalapenos [Re: zappaisgod]
    #13230760 - 09/22/10 10:49 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

the ones i'm growing in my yard are fucking HOT! I can't even add a half of one to a quart of salsa without making it TOO hot. No, i'm not a puss either. Anyone ever had a blazing hot, habanero-like jalapeno?


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Re: jalapenos [Re: lillFish]
    #13230826 - 09/22/10 11:10 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Ive had some hot jalapenos. the drier and hotter it is outside the hotter they will get.

Liquid is right about the seeds and stuff. pussy shit mang.
When i use jalapenos in salsas i like to roast them first in a dry pan or over a burner. Then use a mocajete to grind it up.


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Re: jalapenos [Re: lillFish]
    #13238456 - 09/23/10 09:30 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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lillFish said:
the ones i'm growing in my yard are fucking HOT! I can't even add a half of one to a quart of salsa without making it TOO hot. No, i'm not a puss either. Anyone ever had a blazing hot, habanero-like jalapeno?




thats how mine were, i put two small ones in a pot of chili and it was hotter than hell


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Re: jalapenos [Re: thecbc]
    #13239385 - 09/24/10 04:49 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Here it is!



Its not a sauce as the OP requested. But this will change your life. And so simple!

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Re: jalapenos [Re: wildernessjunkie]
    #13240219 - 09/24/10 11:42 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

My favorite think to do with my jalapenos is to infuse tequila for some jalapeno margaritas.  For those of you who haven't had one, its a must.  Super chilly temp of the marg with the heat of the jalapeno is an great contrast.  All you have to do is get some medium grade tequila and pour into a jar, cut your peppers into quarters or so (remove some veins and seeds if you want to cut the heat down, I usually don't I can always add more tequila if too hot to dilute) and let them soak for a day or so.  Then remove the peppers and uses in your favorite margarita recipe. I usually just prefer fresh squeezed lime juice and triple sec, but to each their own.  If you give it a go let me know how you like it.


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Re [Re: Macumba]
    #13240610 - 09/24/10 01:23 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

rerere

Edited by shaos (04/03/11 09:01 PM)

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