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420shroom138
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Palo Azul & Drug Tests
#13164963 - 09/08/10 12:53 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Im on probation and i get tested randomly. Ive heard of and used palo azul to pass the test, but its almost too good to be true. I stop smoking for about 7 days before i have to report, and every day i drink about a gallon of Palo Azul Tea, then 3 hours befor I go report i dring a whole gallon of the tea. I've never actually passed a Probation test with this method, but i whent to the store and bought a Drugtest @ home kit and tested myself- i barely passed. you could still see the line, but it was kinda faded. I was just wondering if anyone else has actually used it to pass a drug test. By that i mean that YOU actually passed it and not some friend or relative of yours. their is no scientific evidence that this tea works, but I've heard about it and as I mentioned, I have used it. I just havn't used it for a probation test. So, Have YOU ever used it? and if so How? Also I invite everyone out there to actually try it and post the results, that way we can all smoke in peace and not worry about getting fucked over by misinformation. Fuck my PO. Fuck these sensless laws. Reminds me of Bob Marley's Lyrics "I had to run like a fugitive to save the life i live". Remember when black people couldn't vote? the same shit is happening right now to all us responsible bud smokers. lets start the revolution and spread the truth! Legalize Today!
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k00laid
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take a shot of bleach
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420shroom138
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Re: Palo Azul & Drug Tests [Re: k00laid]
#13166852 - 09/08/10 06:17 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've read that is a myth, and I would rather stick to Palo Azul.
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mastacheefa
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It really doesnt matter what tea/herb/blend/juice your drinking. The way this works is by diluting your urine to the point where theres barely anything traceable. All you need to is drink lots of lots of water hours before you go to test. Pee as much as you can till your urine is almost clear. But not to clear, that can set off alarms as well. This works pretty well and I have personnly used it my self after smoking weed 3 days prior to pass a probation test. Good luck man!
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to make your pee yellowish drink some creatine and vitamin b supplements with the water.
that'll make it yellow.
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There is no herb/bleach/crap you can drink that will help.
Creatine and B vitamins and a lot of water the morning of the test are the only thing that work.
Do not smoke weed while on probation, smoke jwh-018 instead.
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How to not get caught smoking weed on probation - don't smoke weed. Try K2, Spice, or pure JWH-018. They don't flag drug tests.
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420shroom138
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FUCK MY PROBATION! im not gonna let some stupid law control how i live my life. Those synthetic blends fuck up your system and are far more dangerous than weed.
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You could buy one of the fake urine pouches and tape a tube running up your leg to your dick. I wouldn't trust those body cleanser drinks, even if they usually work.
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Quote:
Alan Rockefeller said: Creatine and B vitamins and a lot of water the morning of the test are the only thing that work.
I second that. Worked for me.
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Alan Rockefeller
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Quote:
420shroom138 said: FUCK MY PROBATION! im not gonna let some stupid law control how i live my life. Those synthetic blends fuck up your system and are far more dangerous than weed.
Do you have a source for that or is that your opinion?
It is easier to OD on synthetic cannabinoids, but if you dose properly I don't see much difference between them and THC.
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Quote:
BlimeyGrimey said:
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Alan Rockefeller said: Creatine and B vitamins and a lot of water the morning of the test are the only thing that work.
I second that. Worked for me.
This is the tried and true method. I use a drink called q-carbo that has all of the above in it, its a bit expensive, but i have passed at least half a dozen drug tests with it, and know at least 10 others that have too. Avoid toxins for ~2 days, follow directions, pass.
More or less, you just dilute your urine to mostly water, flood it with creatine and b-vitamins, creatinine is checked to see if its watered down, which is what creatine metabolizes into, then the b-vitamins give it color/odor.
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Re: Palo Azul & Drug Tests [Re: supra]
#13200886 - 09/15/10 06:50 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol shot of bleach was a joke
drugs are drugs.
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