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OfflinePreparationH
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Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already
    #13157702 - 09/06/10 11:14 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Little background: My roommate for this year got expelled and last minute I needed to find someone else quick, I had less than 2 weeks to find one. I walk by this guy on campus I recognize from freshman year of high school and figure, well fuck, I know his past at least might as well.  He signs the lease.



2 weeks after signing the lease calls me and tells me his girlfriend is pregnant and his baby is due in october and that he's going to be having his baby come up and stay weekends so I laugh in his ear and tell him the fuck he is, this is college, you purposely waited till after the lease to tell me, I'll make your baby fucking cry as soon as you step foot in my apartment with it.  So he gets butt hurt, here's a fuckin way to get over it, DON'T BRING A FUCKIN KID IN HERE.  So then he fuckin tells me "The only rule I have is that you do not flirt with my girlfriend"



I met his girlfriend friday night.  I would not flirt with her even if she was not pregnant let alone carrying this retards fuckin kid.  All day today I sat there minding my own business until I snapped and had enough.  This guy is so fucking insecure about who the fuck knows what, but literally every 5 minutes for the past 7 hours or so, looked over at this chick(who seems nice, I have no qualms with her, this kid's just a legit dumb ass) "What's wrong babe? Is there something the matter babe? What's bothering you, you're acting very weird babe? Is it something I did babe?"



I lost my marbles after hours of that and just started laughing at him so he gets mad asking me what I'm laughing at. I told him, "I'm cracking up at you dude, you knocked this chick up and are obviously so insecure in the relationship this is bound to be a hilarious outcome, no offense XXXXX(the girl, she just stared at me, understandably) but even I can tell there was no problem in the beginning of the day, and now both her and I are irritated because you're a fucking weirdo and asked her at least 100 times today what the fuck the problem was."


He tells me to mind my own business, so I tell him to realize, this is the fucking living room, gtfo of here with that shit.


Other than that, when she wasn't around he was a semi-normal dude, had no problems with him and this isn't even that big of a deal, just wanted to rant because he asked me again tonight if I had reconsidered letting him have his son come here for weekends.

:lolsy:

*If no one reads this I don't even care*


Edited by PreparationH (09/06/10 11:16 PM)


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: PreparationH]
    #13157732 - 09/06/10 11:21 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like a real winner.

My sister's gay black buddy stayed with my husband, 3-year-old, and I back in March and this kid was so insecure. Every few minutes he'd duck into the bathroom and fuck with his hair and re-tuck his shirt... then ask me constantly, "Ugh! Does this ________ look okay??"

He was out in less than 2 months. Why so long?

His Mom kicked him out for being gay himself.


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: al.ly]
    #13157767 - 09/06/10 11:29 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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al.ly said:
Sounds like a real winner.

My sister's gay black buddy stayed with my husband, 3-year-old, and I back in March and this kid was so insecure. Every few minutes he'd duck into the bathroom and fuck with his hair and re-tuck his shirt... then ask me constantly, "Ugh! Does this ________ look okay??"

He was out in less than 2 months. Why so long?

His Mom kicked him out for being gay himself.



I'm glad I don't have that shit and who knows, he told me all depressed "I'm gonna have to be driving 3 hours every weekend to see my son now if she can't bring him up" So I may have my own apartment every weekend which is LEGIT. What the fuck did he think I'd say? Yea man bring your tike to our college apartment don't mind the keg and my 30 friends I was trying to have over.  I am fucking pissed my original roommate was expelled but this guy seems to think because he knocked up some chick that isn't ok with things that rhyme with schmichmortion that I have to suffer? SUCK A DICK.


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: PreparationH]
    #13157798 - 09/06/10 11:38 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah... if you can't afford one....

Sucks, man. It's college! *sniffle*


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: PreparationH] * 1
    #13157822 - 09/06/10 11:44 PM (13 years, 5 months ago)

You sound like a pretty angry person to live with.

You need to have a blaze and chill out :vaped:


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: al.ly]
    #13157894 - 09/07/10 12:11 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like an annoying situation


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: PreparationH]
    #13157929 - 09/07/10 12:19 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like you've both made some spur/spurt of the moment decisions.


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: ModularMind]
    #13157955 - 09/07/10 12:30 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

I felt bad for the kid.
I love my sister, and she was very upset as his only alternative was supposedly moving to Alabama.


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: PreparationH]
    #13157969 - 09/07/10 12:35 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

3 hours isn't that fucking much to drive every weekend to see your KID.

Definitely much less of an imposition than asking you to keep your college pad appropriate for a kid. :facepalm:


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #13157979 - 09/07/10 12:38 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Here is the real deal tho if he is on the lease he can have whoever he wants at your apartment and you have no say so in the matter . At least try to be understanding at least he wants to be part of his childs life where many kids his age arent when they are in his situation . Show a bit of compassion to the kid after all he did help you out at the last minute


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #13158254 - 09/07/10 02:35 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
3 hours isn't that fucking much to drive every weekend to see your KID.

Definitely much less of an imposition than asking you to keep your college pad appropriate for a kid. :facepalm:





I'm not saying anything about keeping a college pad "kid friendly" cause...well, fuck that.

But 3 hours is a long drive each weekend.


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: muddypotter]
    #13158288 - 09/07/10 03:02 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

muddypotter said:
Here is the real deal tho if he is on the lease he can have whoever he wants at your apartment and you have no say so in the matter . At least try to be understanding at least he wants to be part of his childs life where many kids his age arent when they are in his situation . Show a bit of compassion to the kid after all he did help you out at the last minute




This guy definitely has a point.

Maybe you could come up with some kind of compromise and let him have his baby over every other weekend, or at least one weekend a month. I know it sucks, but you are both on the lease and paying rent.


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: Tetriana]
    #13158291 - 09/07/10 03:05 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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Here is the real deal tho if he is on the lease he can have whoever he wants at your apartment and you have no say so in the matter . At least try to be understanding at least he wants to be part of his childs life where many kids his age arent when they are in his situation . Show a bit of compassion to the kid after all he did help you out at the last minute




This guy definitely has a point.

Maybe you could come up with some kind of compromise and let him have his baby over every other weekend, or at least one weekend a month. I know it sucks, but you are both on the lease and paying rent.




This too...maybe one weekend a month is do-able, I mean...at least he's trying to be a dad instead of being your average fucktard.


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: Tetriana]
    #13158752 - 09/07/10 08:58 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

muddypotter said:
Here is the real deal tho if he is on the lease he can have whoever he wants at your apartment and you have no say so in the matter . At least try to be understanding at least he wants to be part of his childs life where many kids his age arent when they are in his situation . Show a bit of compassion to the kid after all he did help you out at the last minute




This guy definitely has a point.

Maybe you could come up with some kind of compromise and let him have his baby over every other weekend, or at least one weekend a month. I know it sucks, but you are both on the lease and paying rent.




I agree. And yeah, at least he wants to be a part of his kid's life.


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: Chubba]
    #13158771 - 09/07/10 09:07 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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You sound like a pretty angry person to live with.

You need to have a blaze and chill out :vaped:



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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: Atheist]
    #13158786 - 09/07/10 09:19 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Yawwwwwwwwnnnnn
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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #13158804 - 09/07/10 09:29 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

Hey, babies are chick magnets.
You might want the kid up there, take around in a stroller and see who comes up too look.


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Re: Annoying insecure as fuck roommate already [Re: Tetriana]
    #13158934 - 09/07/10 10:15 AM (13 years, 5 months ago)

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Tetriana said:
Quote:

muddypotter said:
Here is the real deal tho if he is on the lease he can have whoever he wants at your apartment and you have no say so in the matter . At least try to be understanding at least he wants to be part of his childs life where many kids his age arent when they are in his situation . Show a bit of compassion to the kid after all he did help you out at the last minute




This guy definitely has a point.

Maybe you could come up with some kind of compromise and let him have his baby over every other weekend, or at least one weekend a month. I know it sucks, but you are both on the lease and paying rent.



Nope, he fuckin kept it from me and told me "Dude we go back to freshman year let me live with you" I had someone else who could have lived with me or a random person I would have taken over someone who was gonna pull this "I'm bringing my baby o btw I neglected to tell you until you let me sign the lease" deal.


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