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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: jokefox]
    #13153638 - 09/06/10 01:10 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Tell her you have teh GAIDS!!!


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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: thelegend0210]
    #13153639 - 09/06/10 01:11 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Suicide threats always help in these situations.



Do you take care of any of her pets op?

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: thelegend0210]
    #13153642 - 09/06/10 01:12 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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Edited by waves (10/04/10 10:29 PM)

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: waves]
    #13153643 - 09/06/10 01:13 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, if you respond then she wins. thats what she wants.


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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: waves]
    #13153646 - 09/06/10 01:14 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

we talked about the nissan before nismo
you talked me out of the camaro

and no i dont have any of her pets??...

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: nismo2491]
    #13153649 - 09/06/10 01:15 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

If she had a dog I'd microwave it.



Piss in her fishbowl.



Mail her your eyes so she knows you can't read her shitty texts anymore.



You have to show the bitch who the fuck is boss.

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: vandago]
    #13153652 - 09/06/10 01:16 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

hahaha

k whats the best way to send an eye ball

im going to send my ears so she cant phone me either

IM THE FUCKING BOSS

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: jokefox]
    #13153653 - 09/06/10 01:17 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)


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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: vandago]
    #13153655 - 09/06/10 01:17 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

oh, lol, didn't realize that was you. i remember the thread, actually i was kinda chuckling, something along the lines of "wow, there's a lot more 240 people on here than I realized" :lol:

what did you end up getting?


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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: nismo2491]
    #13153659 - 09/06/10 01:20 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Yup 100% me.  I ended up decided to go 100% natural and got a cozy coop.


No emissions brah.





Op:  If you know a glass blower, have your eyes put in marbles and sent to her as a beautiful necklace you'll never see.

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: vandago]
    #13153660 - 09/06/10 01:21 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

lol
ive been shopping around
either the 240 or a smart car

jk

i want to find a 240 that has some work done
i dont want a 180 though

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: jokefox]
    #13153680 - 09/06/10 01:32 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)



:thumbup::thumbup:


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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: sheldogg5]
    #13153722 - 09/06/10 02:01 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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fuck that dumb slut, tell her u were fucking other chicks the last year you were together


Tell her you fucked her best friends and she won't be able to trust her friend any longer. That or revenge crabs.


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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: Maurer]
    #13153728 - 09/06/10 02:06 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

came in late on the post but hope your feelin better man

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: swope]
    #13153732 - 09/06/10 02:07 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I didn't know maurer was upset.




I hope you're ok man.

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: vandago]
    #13153736 - 09/06/10 02:10 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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vandago said:
I didn't know maurer was upset.




I hope you're ok man.


I was just tring to give the guy a laugh. He will be okay with time.


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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: vandago]
    #13153737 - 09/06/10 02:11 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

i fucked on of her lesbian best friends in the beginning then she got revenge
it was doomed from the start:facepalm:

im a tard

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: Maurer]
    #13153758 - 09/06/10 02:33 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Just hang in there bro.

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: vandago]
    #13153760 - 09/06/10 02:35 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

i started talking to this girl a few days ago
shes at work ,, she works as a front desk person at a hotel
shes on msn with me
last night she was on her whole shift
from 11pm -7am

i think i might go for her
shes amazing

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Re: my ex texted me.. [Re: sheldogg5]
    #13154410 - 09/06/10 09:51 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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sheldogg5 said:
fuck that dumb slut, tell her u were fucking other chicks the last year you were together




Dont stoop to her level, just post naked pictures of her and send her the link

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