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 andrewss
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 Re: Jesus Saves  [Re: falcon]
#13009706 - 08/05/10 10:07 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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don't fuck with Jesus
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Jesus loves you.
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 DeadHearts
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Re: Jesus Saves [Re: andrewss]
#13009718 - 08/05/10 10:09 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah sometimes I feel bad for all thos people in random tribes throughout the
world. I mean you know they are going to hell for sure 
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Re: Jesus Saves [Re: andrewss]
#13009769 - 08/05/10 10:19 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
andrewss said:
don't fuck with Jesus
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Freedom
Pigment of your imagination
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Quote:
QiGong said:
Was that all for free?
They wanted a donation to save the poor folk in Haiti.
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Holoverse said:
It would seem to me, if I was such a faithful soul, I would want to study everything and anything to do with my beliefs.
Yeah this is insanity. I don't understand how someone could believe in something as mind blowing as god, yet only appear to be mildly interested.
It would be like a 30 year old James Brown reincarnated and playing a a concert in your living room, and you only check it out for 5 minutes before going back to bed. Then you would be more concerned with telling people you believe in James Brown's reincarnation and arguing about it on news blogs.
Fuck that shit, if it aint got that swing it don't mean a thing.
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wondercat
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Re: Jesus Saves [Re: Freedom]
#13089137 - 08/23/10 02:44 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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WATCH THIS:
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i find it quite funny.
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it truly is an illusion- your senses are just perceiving the varying vibrations in different ways- its holography; a representation.
"Nothing" is easy - Mooji
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cnidocyte
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HE SHOOTS.....
I was born on the same day as Jesus and have a birth mark that looks an awful lot like him. I believe I am the second coming of Christ.
wondercat: Funniest video I've seen in a good while.
Edited by cnidocyte (08/23/10 03:29 PM)
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Freedom
Pigment of your imagination
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jesus and santa were switched at birth
true story
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Brainstem
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Re: Jesus Saves [Re: Freedom]
#13091179 - 08/23/10 03:41 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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does that mean the apsostles were elves ?
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The arrogant cat stalks the humble mouse, the self important dog chases away the cat and is in turn unable to stand it's ground against the Proud lion. Then the lion is almost trampled underfoot of the enlightened elephant, who surprisingly and paradoxically yields to the humble mouse.
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Diploid
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As he is the ONLY way to Eternal Life
Also by extension (True Believers HATE telling their kids this when they ask) your pet cat won't be in heaven waiting for you when you die. Animals (other than humans) aren't allowed in god's house.
Meow 
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Republican Values:
1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.
4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.
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Re: Jesus Saves [Re: Diploid]
#13091466 - 08/23/10 04:46 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Diploid said:
As he is the ONLY way to Eternal Life
Also by extension (True Believers HATE telling their kids this when they ask) your pet cat won't be in heaven waiting for you when you die. Animals (other than humans) aren't allowed in god's house.
Meow
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Freedom
Pigment of your imagination
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Re: Jesus Saves [Re: Diploid]
#13091484 - 08/23/10 04:50 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Diploid said:
As he is the ONLY way to Eternal Life
Also by extension (True Believers HATE telling their kids this when they ask) your pet cat won't be in heaven waiting for you when you die. Animals (other than humans) aren't allowed in god's house.
Meow
we got to get the SPCA on this god dude.
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OrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
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Re: Jesus Saves [Re: Diploid]
#13091961 - 08/23/10 06:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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My bro will be in heaven, but my mom won't even tho she is a TBer, because she is Roman Catholic and not a Baptist.
You can't just be a Christian, you hafta pick the exact right flavor of Christianity.
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