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nismo2491
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Teens Poop In Resort Pool
#13078863 - 08/20/10 02:13 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_south_pinellas/st_petersburg/party-%22poopers%22-leave-their-mark-in-swanky-hotel-pool
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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - St. Petersburg's swankiest hotel has been forced to close it's pool after two teenagers scaled several security fences and dumped a load of you-know-what in the pool, police said.
The suspects left their mark in the pool at the Renaissance Vinoy Resort & Golf Club on 5th Avenue just before midnight Wednesday.
Police spokesman Mike Puetz said video surveillance at the 5 star hotel captured images of two teenagers scaling the fences and entering the pool area.
Eighteen-year-old Andrew Harris and 19-year-old Michael Cline have been charged with commercial burglary.
According to a police report the video shows Harris "deficated in his shorts, reached into his shorts and fling feces all over the pool." Police say Harris then reached into his shorts, grabbed another handful of feces, dove into the pool and smeared it along the bottom of the pool in the shape of an "X."
Both teens then climbed into the hotel's hot tub where police found them a short time later.
Hotel workers told police they will have to drain the pool to clean it and refund thousands of dollars in compensation to guests who were expecting to spend Thursday lounging by the pool.
"I just don't see what the thrill of this would be," said Puetz. It's beyond comprehension."
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: nismo2491]
#13078898 - 08/20/10 02:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Okay so that is a complete dick move by those two guys, but I lol'd when I read the story.
At least they stuck around so the police didn't have to do any police work.
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PreparationH
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: MisterPink]
#13078913 - 08/20/10 02:23 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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that's like mental illness shit. weirdos
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Glenners
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"Alright man, we're going to hop these fences, then shit in our pants, scoop it out and draw an x on the bottom of the pool! But the best part is when we're done we'll just hangout in the hot tub until the police arrive!"
"Sounds brilliant, let's go!"
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: MisterPink]
#13078966 - 08/20/10 02:35 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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MisterPink said: Okay so that is a complete dick move by those two guys, but I lol'd when I read the story.
At least they stuck around so the police didn't have to do any police work.
cops need that extra time, they're busy creating their own mischief
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nasem
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: Glenners]
#13078984 - 08/20/10 02:39 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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"They never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool,taking a shit in a warm pool They threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)"
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: Glenners]
#13078985 - 08/20/10 02:39 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Glenners said: "Alright man, we're going to hop these fences, then shit in our pants, scoop it out and draw an x on the bottom of the pool! But the best part is when we're done we'll just hangout in the hot tub until the police arrive!"
"Sounds brilliant, let's go!"
I bet they watched a bunch of drug movies before coming up with that plan
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: Prisoner#1]
#13078989 - 08/20/10 02:41 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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MisterPink said: Okay so that is a complete dick move by those two guys, but I lol'd when I read the story.
At least they stuck around so the police didn't have to do any police work.
cops need that extra time, they're busy creating their own mischief
UM WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY LOLSY
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first thread that made me lol all day
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: nismo2491]
#13080196 - 08/20/10 07:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know a guy that took a shit in the drinking fountain by the country club pool when we were in highschool... He was a real douchebag, but then again so were the cunts that went to that country club.
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: Mr.Pink]
#13080203 - 08/20/10 07:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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"I just don't see what the thrill of this would be," said Puetz. It's beyond comprehension."
He just answered his own question.
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: nismo2491]
#13080262 - 08/20/10 07:35 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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personally, i think this is brilliant
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therapist
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: NastyDHL]
#13080421 - 08/20/10 08:19 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm a lifeguard and have shit in my fair share of pools and lazy rivers. there's only so much marco polo a man can listen to.
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blujay
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: nismo2491]
#13080507 - 08/20/10 08:42 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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nismo2491 said: http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_south_pinellas/st_petersburg/party-%22poopers%22-leave-their-mark-in-swanky-hotel-pool
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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - St. Petersburg's swankiest hotel has been forced to close it's pool after two teenagers scaled several security fences and dumped a load of you-know-what in the pool, police said.
The suspects left their mark in the pool at the Renaissance Vinoy Resort & Golf Club on 5th Avenue just before midnight Wednesday.
Police spokesman Mike Puetz said video surveillance at the 5 star hotel captured images of two teenagers scaling the fences and entering the pool area.
Eighteen-year-old Andrew Harris and 19-year-old Michael Cline have been charged with commercial burglary.
According to a police report the video shows Harris "deficated in his shorts, reached into his shorts and fling feces all over the pool." Police say Harris then reached into his shorts, grabbed another handful of feces, dove into the pool and smeared it along the bottom of the pool in the shape of an "X."
Both teens then climbed into the hotel's hot tub where police found them a short time later.
Hotel workers told police they will have to drain the pool to clean it and refund thousands of dollars in compensation to guests who were expecting to spend Thursday lounging by the pool.
"I just don't see what the thrill of this would be," said Puetz. It's beyond comprehension."
The thrill of it is putting a middle finger to the stupid spoiled rich fucks that can afford to be "lounging poolside" while they can't even make ends meet. Just a guess?
Or they're just teenagres. So glad I'm 20+
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: blujay]
#13080562 - 08/20/10 08:59 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Edited by Prisoner#1 (08/20/10 10:15 PM)
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: coAsTal]
#13080816 - 08/20/10 10:09 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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wtf those are huge shits
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Neurotryptamine
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: P-O]
#13080820 - 08/20/10 10:11 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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wtf did they eat! lol
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islanduniverse
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there's no i in "defecate"
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Re: Teens Poop In Resort Pool [Re: MisterPink]
#13081176 - 08/20/10 11:40 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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MisterPink said: Okay so that is a complete dick move by those two guys, but I lol'd when I read the story.
At least they stuck around so the police didn't have to do any police work.
dude i laughed too...what crazy kids..and how stupid to just stick around...lol
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nanomagnetic
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Shitting in your pants and then flinging your shit into the pool?
I mean, why? Why, would you shit in your pants first?
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