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OfflineJake.Wizard27
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Registered: 03/13/14
Posts: 417
Loc: Vt, USA
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #21065931 - 01/04/15 01:25 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

after every bar i spit, theres a mushroom cloud
im a star and i admit, you cant touch me now
im higher than the sky, with them dynamic rhymes
you might die when i spit it, so fly when i did it

you hear that thunder in the distance, my verbs are crumblin resistance
my verses con-vertin christians and that aint even my mission
im bout to go nova, stokin up the stova
yo betta wake from your coma, cause im takin the game over


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“There is a transcendental dimension beyond language... It's just hard as hell to talk about!” ― Terence McKenna


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InvisibletheRAPeutic
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #21066117 - 01/04/15 02:02 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

InfiniteToker said:
everybody sucks, the show starring you
If you fuckers' are in charge up about to stage a Cuo
TheRAPeutic,  you shit,  you little bacteria -ridden feces
I'll go Jason Voorhees and chop you into little pieces
Have your family call the pigs just  to find out where you've been
Find your scattered remains  tucked inside a random  trash bin
Now hows it feel Brotha, and can you grasp the situation?
Spoutin off at the mouth earned you a permanent vacation, deluxe cruise package- you're a crack-head, I'm a Kraken. 
Crack you in the jaw and you'll be like, "What the fuck just happened?"
Don't even reply, let alone try to come back
-10 cool points Therapeutic, for being a jack.......ass



Rollin right over light, waste my vocal strikes like cobra bites
Holdin mics with solar lights, just wasn't ova like prototypes
With the intercept, hit you with a left
25 seconds before you try to throw your right
Got ultra tight flows that might, go below the ground sprout then grow yo height
How in the hell are you gonna maintain goin head to head against a runaway train?
Thunderin rain when your summon came mane, there's a nuclear detonator up under yo brain
Kinetic streams that run intravenous,
between us there's but one genius,
My retinas are some screenas,
Talented multi-tongue linguist
In your back I'll put a black hole cavity, gash so vast that it can't hold gravity
Me caring is a rarity, I stare into the barrel of the track and start attacking it rapidly
Lyrical prowess, ain't no reason to doubt us
RAP and Jake Wizard, ask your sister about us

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OfflineInfiniteToker
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #21067972 - 01/04/15 08:10 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Marsha Marsha Marsha says your crap, crap, crap
Thinking you can rap- Don't make me fucking laugh
You almost as good as a Half ounce of weed
But I'm a fiend for the weed and you can't supply the need
Your weak ass rhymes don't even register to us Emcees
We got the godly flow and you have no- shit that I sorta like
I'm gonna make sure you slaughter right (credit to Grinda)
Your shits not tight, like a loose prostitute, all my O.G. owls don't give a fucking hoot
You're old news and I'm the future homes
My ether bars get recorded in the tomes and archives of the Shroomerys' best lyricists
you get the gist? You don't want to be on my shitlist, you little bitch- go slit your wrists
You still get no attention, so shutup, fix me a sandwich and get back to the kitchen


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"I'm chilling in a room with a view, there's always room for improvement; so i grab my coat and go and prove it"-Method Man

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Offline7yler

Registered: 10/24/10
Posts: 140
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #21069749 - 01/05/15 06:01 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

    Walking down the street when, I hear someone cussing & beepin,
I started jogging then threw a dog in their Lincoln,
they should've never been driving when I was jogging & drinking,
WTF were they thinking?
I'm so drunk I'm not even blinking @ 12 O'clock on the weekend,
payed off the cops with a box of some wheat thins.

I have a whole other box left, I gathered raccoons & foxes then repeated the process.


                  The dog is :thumbup:

Edited by 7yler (01/05/15 06:13 AM)

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OfflineAmorphouspattern
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Registered: 12/17/14
Posts: 794
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 7yler]
    #21069765 - 01/05/15 06:17 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

this aint no baptism dunk what where you thinking trying to swim in the deep end
Youll get burnt like your playing with rocks the heat stings
so pretend its me and be careful with that pipe punk im elite and offend


Quote:

7yler said:
    Walking down the street when, I hear someone cussing & beepin,
I started jogging then threw a dog in their Lincoln,
they should've never been driving when I was jogging & drinking,
WTF were they thinking?
I'm so drunk I'm not even blinking @ 12 O'clock on the weekend,
payed off the cops with a box of some wheat thins.

I have a whole other box left, I gathered raccoons & foxes then repeated the process.


                  The dog is :thumbup:



Edited by Amorphouspattern (01/05/15 06:17 AM)

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OfflineJake.Wizard27
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Registered: 03/13/14
Posts: 417
Loc: Vt, USA
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 7yler]
    #21069786 - 01/05/15 06:22 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

you splittin hairs like a barber shop,
get you thrown off the harbor dock
Ive been known for my harder talk
mind blown off a darker crop

bout to get your head outlined in chalk
peel you out my tread i outshine the flock
every word i said is a Molotov
call an ambulance time to haul ya off


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“There is a transcendental dimension beyond language... It's just hard as hell to talk about!” ― Terence McKenna


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OfflineAmorphouspattern
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Registered: 12/17/14
Posts: 794
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: Jake.Wizard27]
    #21069823 - 01/05/15 06:33 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

every time you speak another smarter mind will weep
my left and right combine and seek a sharper bind to tweak
im the best tonight if this was Palestine im the only sheikh,
your dafter while others will find im elite

what now bitch
Quote:

Jake.Wizard27 said:
you splittin hairs like a barber shop,
get you thrown off the harbor dock
Ive been known for my harder talk
mind blown off a darker crop

bout to get your head outlined in chalk
peel you out my tread i outshine the flock
every word i said is a Molotov
call an ambulance time to haul ya off



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OfflineAmorphouspattern
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Registered: 12/17/14
Posts: 794
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: Amorphouspattern]
    #21069840 - 01/05/15 06:35 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I leave you in the dirt don't even try to get up

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Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 30,491
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 8 days, 5 hours
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: Amorphouspattern]
    #21075018 - 01/06/15 01:20 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Yo frankie, whats going on this saturday?
Would you like to smell some cats with me this 5th of may?
I love you,
but i'm not gay


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Invisibleop2kal
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Registered: 08/31/12
Posts: 1,167
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: twighead]
    #21075273 - 01/06/15 04:13 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Man yall wack ass cats make me yawn... you're boring
if you was on stage the whole crowd be out cold, snoring
don't really act like you want me to dismantle,
I'll chop pieces off ya body eating limbs like damher, an animal
I might be cannibalistic, dont twist it im not on that fruit shit,
But I would fuck that Chiquita ho with a fruit stick, fuck that's called a banana
Afterwards stab that bitch with a shank wrapped with her bandana
suicidal limitless gambler,
and was born to blow up like kids from iraq,
learned what I needed to from Grindin on the block,
This shit I spit is real, I live in these streets,
Your ass sit at home on ya couch playing xbox watching netflix and mtv


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Offlinebuest
That
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Registered: 11/17/12
Posts: 1,289
Loc: Further
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: op2kal]
    #21075516 - 01/06/15 07:09 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

All you guys talkin' like you're better,
better then what? Just cause you got some cheddar?

These streets ain't no war zone homie, unless you're a
bitch, little, dumb, and scrawny.

See the light in the darkness, could you even admit it?
You're just too caught up, tryin' to hit it and quit it.

For me, I know what I am, I don't got time to play,
unless it's for a smile, getting someone to forget to pray.

I'm not a rapper, and my rhymes are probably pretty whack
but at least I know that, I'm not gonna have a heart attack.

So see past yourself, maybe you could make a change
or just stay that way, fuckin' dumb and deranged.

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OfflineInfiniteToker
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Registered: 06/22/13
Posts: 1,724
Loc: Earth
Last seen: 4 months, 21 days
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: op2kal]
    #21076700 - 01/06/15 11:34 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Acting kinda hard, yea you got some ambition
Should i bleed you slowly or recruit you as my henchman
Speak up puke, Decision time, you gonna remain a slime or climb to higher aspirations
You're perspirating acting irate and contemplating on reaching for the gun
I'm calm with the Jedi Flow, seen your actions ten minutes ago, whatchu know about anything tight
Never make a bar I sorta like, I'm opposite Mr. Hershey, got the girls squirting gushers and supplying the Reeses
They remain loyal so I Krackle off some pieces, whatchamacallit ? Guess I'm living Nutrageous
Courageous when I handle the Mic, Bitches be like, "ooh He nice"


See like you I had to learn the lesson, Used to play your kid games now I find myself second guessing
You could say I've been blessed with skills extraordinaire,  especially on the mic you can't contend with me there
You would have to sell your soul and seek the pick of dynasty
Become sanctified by Reverend Run, just to match my killing spree
I demolish Emcees, Bring enemies to their knees
Then it's point and click, wait for the trigger squeeze, making my gun sneeze repeatedly..


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"I'm chilling in a room with a view, there's always room for improvement; so i grab my coat and go and prove it"-Method Man

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Offline420_shroomer
next level mother fucker
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Registered: 12/02/14
Posts: 462
Loc: im where im at
Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #21093068 - 01/09/15 03:37 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Your diet consists of elephant dicks
Your ryhme consist of irrelevant shit
Hip hop is a present you got to work hard for
Take my gift as a lesson THEN your ready for war
Yo....
Im a kamakazie split wrist
Mission Is danger
Hardcore thumping lunatic flipping with anger
I'll break your bitch ass down
Make your bit ass sit down
I'm a pro you a stranger
I'm gonna show you how my art will destroy you with just one paint brush!
Split personality its me!!!
Cann I hang with you?
Mangle you?
Can you watch me slam my bloody head to the beat on this canvas?
IM A MAD SCIENTIST!!!!!
experiment gone bad....
Living the dream the average human being never had!!!!
Please step unto my wrath
Thick smokeand leaky batteries
I'll make your heart pump strokes!!
You get the rage of filthy apathy
My sins were lost in the stages of its full compacity!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuz no one cares when I eat you
This glutton overdoses on your calories!!
And if you don't know me......
IM DOWN RIGHT FUCKING SICKENING
never knew why or what I was missing
If all I got is me myself and i's  attention
Remember me or don't
Don't matter
I'm finished!! You weak ass 2003 rhymes having ass bitch!!! Oh and  YOUR RIGHT!!!
DAMN RIGHT IM AN ASSHOLE...YOUR PUSSY ASS ANIT EVEN HALF AS  TIGHT!!! THATS ONE FOR ME!!!
:lamastare:  :baaaam:

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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 420_shroomer]
    #21093198 - 01/09/15 04:05 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

half as tight yeah thats right
more lit than a flame deranged and strange
dancing in the hand little man
yo come to spit at you flaws and weaknesses
down to the floor with this geekiness
typing this shit up on an old type writer
machine strokes hits the paper
yo just typing running running away from the made up problems
like how cant gain no independence and shroomery is how solve em
yo and take shit in toilets
yeah thats just how it go


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
shoulda died already
I'm a teapot


Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,312
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 420_shroomer]
    #21093242 - 01/09/15 04:19 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Edited by larry.fisherman (01/26/21 06:55 PM)

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Offline420_shroomer
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #21094195 - 01/09/15 08:29 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

That shit was weak and cheap
You use shroomery to solve your problems? (LMAO)
That's opposite of awesome
Your lyrics died like leaves in the autumn
Like my dick in your moms bottom
Like frodo did gollum
I run this shit like batman runs gotham
I'm solid I promiss
Your rhyme smells like vomit
To be honest your garbage
Your rhymes weak spot was the moment your started
You would have put up a better battle if you farted
In fact who gave a lap top to this retarded
Bitch
I get more articulated thoughts from a brick
From the tip of my dick
My two kids can spit better then your bullshit
Write back I dare you to pull it
Take all the time you need
I'm still gonna rule it!

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InvisibletheRAPeutic
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 420_shroomer]
    #21094307 - 01/09/15 08:48 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I know I shouldn't start drama in vice
But if murkin you was wrong then I don't wanna be right
If I gotta see you perform I don't wanna have sight
If its time for you to shine then I don't wanna have light
If you the best thing thats out today, I'll stay in the night
If your style is.. "yoyoyo I think he gets the point man, aight?"..
I got lyrics that mount and stockpile
With an old school '87 Tina rock style..
My hate for you make words sprout like vegetation do break you until Im makin you beg for mercy on pay-per-view
Every bar in my seminar inspires war
Ventriloquism drop lyricism with a wired jaw
Vocal explosives, arsenic in lethal doses
Eat the flows that burn villages leavin' people hopeless
Its no tellin what my mind is compelled to do
Climb into a big box and fedex myself to you
You better roll slow and careful cuz the road is narrow
My bow 'n arrow tip penetrates below the marrow
I strike quick, knock bones loose with a tight fist
My bass tones split great stones at the right pitch
Dont let me into your mind because I'll rest thoughts
And when I'm in it I'll never leave like stretch marks

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Offline420_shroomer
next level mother fucker
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21094340 - 01/09/15 08:57 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Your famous?? 
So is Kim kardashians anus!
And like her you old and outdated
Photo shopped and over rated
Your lose pussy lips anit worth shaven
Better sell your soul to satan
If you wanna get laid and stop masterbaten
So world famous but contained
Canada??? Laughable I'll damage you like oils fields in Africa
You skate holding sticks like dicks
Its okay your confused...
...to many manly chicks
Your anthem be like
Oh can I floooow???
No you blow like that power you put up your nose
Click clack?
You addicted to crack!!
You MUST BE
challenging me and coming so fucking wack!!
Please!!!

Edited by 420_shroomer (01/09/15 10:07 PM)

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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 420_shroomer]
    #21094765 - 01/09/15 10:27 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

smell a narc
resistance persistance education
two kids existing?
feels sorry for em like moms mom
coming at it on this site nom nom
bet you be the ultimate hater
cant even listen to a beat
smell your funky ass later


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OfflineMrClumsy
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Registered: 01/08/15
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Loc: Los Angeles CA
Last seen: 3 years, 9 months
Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #21094985 - 01/09/15 11:39 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Life is No Walk in the Park.... When your From the Concrete Jungle with people who come alive after Dark .. Once they blast all you'll see is the Spark .. Of the Led and the stuff that makes you sick in the Head.. Leaving families in dread and making Punks all run as the Madness gets spread ! Help you Find God and realize your just a bitch!! not a mainliner but an undercover Snitch.. just waiting for the day to get dropped in a ditch!!


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"It's not your enemies who get you , It's always your own people"

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