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Jake.Wizard27
Trance-Former


Registered: 03/13/14
Posts: 417
Loc: Vt, USA
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: InfiniteToker]
#21065931 - 01/04/15 01:25 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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after every bar i spit, theres a mushroom cloud im a star and i admit, you cant touch me now im higher than the sky, with them dynamic rhymes you might die when i spit it, so fly when i did it
you hear that thunder in the distance, my verbs are crumblin resistance my verses con-vertin christians and that aint even my mission im bout to go nova, stokin up the stova yo betta wake from your coma, cause im takin the game over
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"SAY SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING.. MAKE A DIFFERENCE" “There is a transcendental dimension beyond language... It's just hard as hell to talk about!” ― Terence McKenna JwiZard TraDe LiSt TIPS on TRIPS Psychedlic Visionary - Info on Trance, Shamanism, Visionary Art, Psychedelics and Spirit EXTREME VAPORIZERS
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theRAPeutic
Hueman


Registered: 07/22/13
Posts: 8,702
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: InfiniteToker]
#21066117 - 01/04/15 02:02 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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InfiniteToker said: everybody sucks, the show starring you If you fuckers' are in charge up about to stage a Cuo TheRAPeutic, you shit, you little bacteria -ridden feces I'll go Jason Voorhees and chop you into little pieces Have your family call the pigs just to find out where you've been Find your scattered remains tucked inside a random trash bin Now hows it feel Brotha, and can you grasp the situation? Spoutin off at the mouth earned you a permanent vacation, deluxe cruise package- you're a crack-head, I'm a Kraken. Crack you in the jaw and you'll be like, "What the fuck just happened?" Don't even reply, let alone try to come back -10 cool points Therapeutic, for being a jack.......ass
Rollin right over light, waste my vocal strikes like cobra bites Holdin mics with solar lights, just wasn't ova like prototypes With the intercept, hit you with a left 25 seconds before you try to throw your right Got ultra tight flows that might, go below the ground sprout then grow yo height How in the hell are you gonna maintain goin head to head against a runaway train? Thunderin rain when your summon came mane, there's a nuclear detonator up under yo brain Kinetic streams that run intravenous, between us there's but one genius, My retinas are some screenas, Talented multi-tongue linguist In your back I'll put a black hole cavity, gash so vast that it can't hold gravity Me caring is a rarity, I stare into the barrel of the track and start attacking it rapidly Lyrical prowess, ain't no reason to doubt us RAP and Jake Wizard, ask your sister about us
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InfiniteToker
Devourer of Chicken Wings



Registered: 06/22/13
Posts: 1,724
Loc: Earth
Last seen: 4 months, 21 days
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: theRAPeutic]
#21067972 - 01/04/15 08:10 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Marsha Marsha Marsha says your crap, crap, crap Thinking you can rap- Don't make me fucking laugh You almost as good as a Half ounce of weed But I'm a fiend for the weed and you can't supply the need Your weak ass rhymes don't even register to us Emcees We got the godly flow and you have no- shit that I sorta like I'm gonna make sure you slaughter right (credit to Grinda) Your shits not tight, like a loose prostitute, all my O.G. owls don't give a fucking hoot You're old news and I'm the future homes My ether bars get recorded in the tomes and archives of the Shroomerys' best lyricists you get the gist? You don't want to be on my shitlist, you little bitch- go slit your wrists You still get no attention, so shutup, fix me a sandwich and get back to the kitchen
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7yler

Registered: 10/24/10
Posts: 140
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: InfiniteToker]
#21069749 - 01/05/15 06:01 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Walking down the street when, I hear someone cussing & beepin, I started jogging then threw a dog in their Lincoln, they should've never been driving when I was jogging & drinking, WTF were they thinking? I'm so drunk I'm not even blinking @ 12 O'clock on the weekend, payed off the cops with a box of some wheat thins.
I have a whole other box left, I gathered raccoons & foxes then repeated the process.
The dog is
Edited by 7yler (01/05/15 06:13 AM)
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Amorphouspattern
Stranger

Registered: 12/17/14
Posts: 794
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 7yler]
#21069765 - 01/05/15 06:17 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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this aint no baptism dunk what where you thinking trying to swim in the deep end Youll get burnt like your playing with rocks the heat stings so pretend its me and be careful with that pipe punk im elite and offend
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7yler said: Walking down the street when, I hear someone cussing & beepin, I started jogging then threw a dog in their Lincoln, they should've never been driving when I was jogging & drinking, WTF were they thinking? I'm so drunk I'm not even blinking @ 12 O'clock on the weekend, payed off the cops with a box of some wheat thins.
I have a whole other box left, I gathered raccoons & foxes then repeated the process.
The dog is 
Edited by Amorphouspattern (01/05/15 06:17 AM)
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Jake.Wizard27
Trance-Former


Registered: 03/13/14
Posts: 417
Loc: Vt, USA
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 7yler]
#21069786 - 01/05/15 06:22 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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you splittin hairs like a barber shop, get you thrown off the harbor dock Ive been known for my harder talk mind blown off a darker crop
bout to get your head outlined in chalk peel you out my tread i outshine the flock every word i said is a Molotov call an ambulance time to haul ya off
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Amorphouspattern
Stranger

Registered: 12/17/14
Posts: 794
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: Jake.Wizard27]
#21069823 - 01/05/15 06:33 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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every time you speak another smarter mind will weep my left and right combine and seek a sharper bind to tweak im the best tonight if this was Palestine im the only sheikh, your dafter while others will find im elite
what now bitchQuote:
Jake.Wizard27 said: you splittin hairs like a barber shop, get you thrown off the harbor dock Ive been known for my harder talk mind blown off a darker crop
bout to get your head outlined in chalk peel you out my tread i outshine the flock every word i said is a Molotov call an ambulance time to haul ya off
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Amorphouspattern
Stranger

Registered: 12/17/14
Posts: 794
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
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I leave you in the dirt don't even try to get up
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twighead
mͯó



Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 30,491
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill
Last seen: 8 days, 5 hours
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Yo frankie, whats going on this saturday? Would you like to smell some cats with me this 5th of may? I love you, but i'm not gay
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op2kal



Registered: 08/31/12
Posts: 1,167
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: twighead]
#21075273 - 01/06/15 04:13 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Man yall wack ass cats make me yawn... you're boring if you was on stage the whole crowd be out cold, snoring don't really act like you want me to dismantle, I'll chop pieces off ya body eating limbs like damher, an animal I might be cannibalistic, dont twist it im not on that fruit shit, But I would fuck that Chiquita ho with a fruit stick, fuck that's called a banana Afterwards stab that bitch with a shank wrapped with her bandana suicidal limitless gambler, and was born to blow up like kids from iraq, learned what I needed to from Grindin on the block, This shit I spit is real, I live in these streets, Your ass sit at home on ya couch playing xbox watching netflix and mtv
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buest
That



Registered: 11/17/12
Posts: 1,289
Loc: Further
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: op2kal]
#21075516 - 01/06/15 07:09 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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All you guys talkin' like you're better, better then what? Just cause you got some cheddar?
These streets ain't no war zone homie, unless you're a bitch, little, dumb, and scrawny.
See the light in the darkness, could you even admit it? You're just too caught up, tryin' to hit it and quit it.
For me, I know what I am, I don't got time to play, unless it's for a smile, getting someone to forget to pray.
I'm not a rapper, and my rhymes are probably pretty whack but at least I know that, I'm not gonna have a heart attack.
So see past yourself, maybe you could make a change or just stay that way, fuckin' dumb and deranged.
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InfiniteToker
Devourer of Chicken Wings



Registered: 06/22/13
Posts: 1,724
Loc: Earth
Last seen: 4 months, 21 days
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: op2kal]
#21076700 - 01/06/15 11:34 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Acting kinda hard, yea you got some ambition Should i bleed you slowly or recruit you as my henchman Speak up puke, Decision time, you gonna remain a slime or climb to higher aspirations You're perspirating acting irate and contemplating on reaching for the gun I'm calm with the Jedi Flow, seen your actions ten minutes ago, whatchu know about anything tight Never make a bar I sorta like, I'm opposite Mr. Hershey, got the girls squirting gushers and supplying the Reeses They remain loyal so I Krackle off some pieces, whatchamacallit ? Guess I'm living Nutrageous Courageous when I handle the Mic, Bitches be like, "ooh He nice"
See like you I had to learn the lesson, Used to play your kid games now I find myself second guessing You could say I've been blessed with skills extraordinaire, especially on the mic you can't contend with me there You would have to sell your soul and seek the pick of dynasty Become sanctified by Reverend Run, just to match my killing spree I demolish Emcees, Bring enemies to their knees Then it's point and click, wait for the trigger squeeze, making my gun sneeze repeatedly..
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"I'm chilling in a room with a view, there's always room for improvement; so i grab my coat and go and prove it"-Method Man
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420_shroomer
next level mother fucker



Registered: 12/02/14
Posts: 462
Loc: im where im at
Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: theRAPeutic]
#21093068 - 01/09/15 03:37 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your diet consists of elephant dicks Your ryhme consist of irrelevant shit Hip hop is a present you got to work hard for Take my gift as a lesson THEN your ready for war Yo.... Im a kamakazie split wrist Mission Is danger Hardcore thumping lunatic flipping with anger I'll break your bitch ass down Make your bit ass sit down I'm a pro you a stranger I'm gonna show you how my art will destroy you with just one paint brush! Split personality its me!!! Cann I hang with you? Mangle you? Can you watch me slam my bloody head to the beat on this canvas? IM A MAD SCIENTIST!!!!! experiment gone bad.... Living the dream the average human being never had!!!! Please step unto my wrath Thick smokeand leaky batteries I'll make your heart pump strokes!! You get the rage of filthy apathy My sins were lost in the stages of its full compacity!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz no one cares when I eat you This glutton overdoses on your calories!! And if you don't know me...... IM DOWN RIGHT FUCKING SICKENING never knew why or what I was missing If all I got is me myself and i's attention Remember me or don't Don't matter I'm finished!! You weak ass 2003 rhymes having ass bitch!!! Oh and YOUR RIGHT!!! DAMN RIGHT IM AN ASSHOLE...YOUR PUSSY ASS ANIT EVEN HALF AS TIGHT!!! THATS ONE FOR ME!!!
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foodsgoodtoo
FPSnosurrender



Registered: 02/13/09
Posts: 3,720
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 420_shroomer]
#21093198 - 01/09/15 04:05 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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half as tight yeah thats right more lit than a flame deranged and strange dancing in the hand little man yo come to spit at you flaws and weaknesses down to the floor with this geekiness typing this shit up on an old type writer machine strokes hits the paper yo just typing running running away from the made up problems like how cant gain no independence and shroomery is how solve em yo and take shit in toilets yeah thats just how it go
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,312
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 420_shroomer]
#21093242 - 01/09/15 04:19 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Edited by larry.fisherman (01/26/21 06:55 PM)
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420_shroomer
next level mother fucker



Registered: 12/02/14
Posts: 462
Loc: im where im at
Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
#21094195 - 01/09/15 08:29 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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That shit was weak and cheap You use shroomery to solve your problems? (LMAO) That's opposite of awesome Your lyrics died like leaves in the autumn Like my dick in your moms bottom Like frodo did gollum I run this shit like batman runs gotham I'm solid I promiss Your rhyme smells like vomit To be honest your garbage Your rhymes weak spot was the moment your started You would have put up a better battle if you farted In fact who gave a lap top to this retarded Bitch I get more articulated thoughts from a brick From the tip of my dick My two kids can spit better then your bullshit Write back I dare you to pull it Take all the time you need I'm still gonna rule it!
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theRAPeutic
Hueman


Registered: 07/22/13
Posts: 8,702
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 420_shroomer]
#21094307 - 01/09/15 08:48 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I know I shouldn't start drama in vice But if murkin you was wrong then I don't wanna be right If I gotta see you perform I don't wanna have sight If its time for you to shine then I don't wanna have light If you the best thing thats out today, I'll stay in the night If your style is.. "yoyoyo I think he gets the point man, aight?".. I got lyrics that mount and stockpile With an old school '87 Tina rock style.. My hate for you make words sprout like vegetation do break you until Im makin you beg for mercy on pay-per-view Every bar in my seminar inspires war Ventriloquism drop lyricism with a wired jaw Vocal explosives, arsenic in lethal doses Eat the flows that burn villages leavin' people hopeless Its no tellin what my mind is compelled to do Climb into a big box and fedex myself to you You better roll slow and careful cuz the road is narrow My bow 'n arrow tip penetrates below the marrow I strike quick, knock bones loose with a tight fist My bass tones split great stones at the right pitch Dont let me into your mind because I'll rest thoughts And when I'm in it I'll never leave like stretch marks
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420_shroomer
next level mother fucker



Registered: 12/02/14
Posts: 462
Loc: im where im at
Last seen: 7 years, 2 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: larry.fisherman]
#21094340 - 01/09/15 08:57 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your famous?? So is Kim kardashians anus! And like her you old and outdated Photo shopped and over rated Your lose pussy lips anit worth shaven Better sell your soul to satan If you wanna get laid and stop masterbaten So world famous but contained Canada??? Laughable I'll damage you like oils fields in Africa You skate holding sticks like dicks Its okay your confused... ...to many manly chicks Your anthem be like Oh can I floooow??? No you blow like that power you put up your nose Click clack? You addicted to crack!! You MUST BE challenging me and coming so fucking wack!! Please!!!
Edited by 420_shroomer (01/09/15 10:07 PM)
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foodsgoodtoo
FPSnosurrender



Registered: 02/13/09
Posts: 3,720
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: 420_shroomer]
#21094765 - 01/09/15 10:27 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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smell a narc resistance persistance education two kids existing? feels sorry for em like moms mom coming at it on this site nom nom bet you be the ultimate hater cant even listen to a beat smell your funky ass later
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MrClumsy
Psychopath



Registered: 01/08/15
Posts: 17
Loc: Los Angeles CA
Last seen: 3 years, 9 months
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Re: OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
#21094985 - 01/09/15 11:39 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Life is No Walk in the Park.... When your From the Concrete Jungle with people who come alive after Dark .. Once they blast all you'll see is the Spark .. Of the Led and the stuff that makes you sick in the Head.. Leaving families in dread and making Punks all run as the Madness gets spread ! Help you Find God and realize your just a bitch!! not a mainliner but an undercover Snitch.. just waiting for the day to get dropped in a ditch!!
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"It's not your enemies who get you , It's always your own people"
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