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plasma
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OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum 2
#13068397 - 08/18/10 10:55 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Got an AK in the motha fucking trunk Look at me again and I'll make your life bunk Banana clip and that orange kush funk Got that white girl to throwdown on a dirty ahh blunt If you got the good drugs then move to da front If you're shits bunk then I'll shoot you in the cunt Lil ahh nigga looking like a stupid ahh runt Shoot me one time and I won't even grunt I'll be blunt Get high and fuck cunts
Edited by plasma (08/20/10 03:37 PM)
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wakenbake
rollin rollin rollin


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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: plasma] 2
#13068438 - 08/18/10 11:05 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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yo you think your rockin beats as your pulling your meat you cant hold this your just goin to get dis over in that crack shack ready to be attack, your mom caught ya pullin that willy but your daddy said your just bein silly, theres nothing silly about it..... and you think this rap is done this rap didnt even get fun when my dickk is between you moms bun then you will know and now im goin to fly like i just got fucking high im gone peace
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KingSpade
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: plasma] 1
#13068439 - 08/18/10 11:05 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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You wanna freestyle kid, yea really? You spend 20 minutes writin rhymes lookin silly You got an AK? Hah, dont make me laugh I put you to the ground with my big ol' bat See round here we dont pack, no gats Youza fake ass thug that wishes they can rap
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Newbie
User of semicolons.



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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: plasma] 3
#13068454 - 08/18/10 11:09 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's not freestyle when all you rap about is guns The people rapping stories are the educated ones Smoke this, drink that, wear this, drive that I want to know where all the motherfucking talent's at
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plasma
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: wakenbake] 1
#13068459 - 08/18/10 11:10 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Your shits weak And now everybody knows Your rhymes hit the floor And landed at my toes But I'll pick your words up and rearrange your flow Make it legit and inspire all you average Joes After reading this your life will change for the better, no joke Take this spliff, go ahead and toke This freestyle battle has got you spilling your coke You mistook me for some stupid ahh bloke But you're wrong, now you're the joke You should just never have spoke
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badchad
Mad Scientist

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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: Newbie] 1
#13068474 - 08/18/10 11:13 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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My names badchad I'll beat your ass like your dad. Seriously, all you wanna be gangsta's make me sad.
Rappin and rhymin about shit you don't know. Being a fake gangsta, doing it all for show.
Go back to the suburbs, I pick apart this game like a buzzard, This ain't even half of the rhymes that I store in my cupboard.
-------------------- ...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge. It is an indellible experience; it is forever known. I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did. Smith, P. Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27. ...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely. Osmond, H. Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436
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laserpig
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: KingSpade] 2
#13068475 - 08/18/10 11:14 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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guns bats and dicks please, i got wits no violent cliches just lines to lay on toppa that piss puddle you spray i save others from sippin that nasty you drippin from fingertips trippin through a head trip you wishin' you was slick like me but let me be clear
if that's all you bringin' i got nothin' to fear
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The Ecstatic
Chilldog Extraordinaire


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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] 1
#13068493 - 08/18/10 11:21 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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it's the shroomery bitch, I'm killin all a y'all nigga, now I'm typin with one hand to keep my finga on the trigga, "all you rap about is guns" bitch that's a sorry excuse, you can't talk shit with rhymes as simple as dr. seuss.
so get up, put up, nigga try yo best, cuz if you slip up I got mine 9 to yo chest.
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plasma
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] 1
#13068497 - 08/18/10 11:22 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Youre losing the race, Now I can barely see you I'm ten thousand strides ahead and I got a clear view When I cross the finish line you'll be singing the blues Cant beat em join em, now you chose Fuck your wigger nerd wannabe crew You ain't never been through half of what I've been through Get a fuckin clue. Whip out the glue and attach yourself to something true
Edited by plasma (08/18/10 11:24 AM)
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laserpig
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: The Ecstatic] 1
#13068516 - 08/18/10 11:26 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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bullets ain't prove shit, half-wit you pull a finger on the trigger cause it saves your face and malignin' doctor seuss only proves your mind's blank when a pop stops the talk you walk away with your chest out 'cause the lung you just punctured was about to rap your fuckin' brains out
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scoredon
I dont know


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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] 1
#13068525 - 08/18/10 11:29 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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concussion in the dome/siiting alone at home/keep your eyes open because this is where the light is shone/whats the deal?/to be a man you be real/isolated at the time,your concealed,revealed/where ya headed?/wheeres your path life embedded?/its funny now your lyrically upsetted, and your not amused/your mind abused/look down but thats wherer you get used/its a travesty/the time you waste to get back to me/as if your hopin to prevail,but i master it/disastorous/
little wayne impression: bolagna
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Kada
Asha'man


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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: scoredon] 1
#13068539 - 08/18/10 11:33 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I enjoy turkey and cheese I have it any day that I please When I want something hot instead of cold I throw it in the microwave till it's to hot to hold.
Bam my lunch rhymes are ill yo.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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sof4r0ckeRs1984



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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] 1
#13068541 - 08/18/10 11:34 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nice nice, I really have to say, but let me set this straight: I don't like battle but to put my head in the game, I know I can't freestyle, but give me five minutes, and when I'm back at the keys you got me rhymes spittin'
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plasma
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: scoredon] 1
#13068577 - 08/18/10 11:42 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ohhhhh nooooo I'm tripping fucking balls smoked a pound of salvia and now I'm defying the gravitational laws Open your jaws and take this. 10,000 micrograms of that potent ish While you're laying there, eyes wide opened OEV's got this nigga moppin. Can't handle the experience then yous a fucking bitch I'll eat an ounce of cubes and not even twitch Smoke a blunt of DMT while coming up, blast off into the 7th dimension and see you there and say "sup"
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laserpig
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: plasma] 1
#13068592 - 08/18/10 11:45 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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what a waste a drugs let the tolerance drop maybe you'll see what we're talkin about why we lay on our backs with wide eyes to the sky lettin' unheard-of epiphanies unite and divide the glory of god or just a good trip they're equally enjoyable and you're missin' all of it
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plasma
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] 1
#13068672 - 08/18/10 11:58 AM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can see you, laserpig I'm behind your computer screen Quit smoking all that meff, you're a god forsaken fiend And what's the deal with all the minimized windows you got down here? After seeing the porn you've been looking at I think I need a beer Your room is a mess and your hair is fuckin greasy Didn't you know that using shampoo is actually pretty easy!
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laserpig
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] 1
#13068718 - 08/18/10 12:06 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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nice guess but dead wrong let me lay this shit out just one verse will explain what i'm about
eat simple grains and defy excess step left out the way let your desires pass stay at the station and wait on your fears see what they teach you and learn to revere frontiers revealed by inner exploration available only in extreme moderation patience and focus ain't sold much these days maybe thats why you's all livin' in a haze bodhisattvic intent is a little to grand nonetheless i'm still here to lend you a hand
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laserpig
Weedmaster_P

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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] 1
#13068815 - 08/18/10 12:21 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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my balls match the background which is to say they're blue i'm waitin' on the battle 'cause my rappin' ain't through so hurry up and stimulate so i can blow a load of my lyrical sticky that i know you all love
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B.Frank
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] 1
#13068820 - 08/18/10 12:22 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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If anyone wants to thrown down a freestyle collaboration i am in. I'd rather not battle though. I don't like putting others down..
Aighit I'll drop some freestyle: (In comp language no editing and straight typing)
Check this, my raw talents keep motherfuckers off balance, unpredictable like roulette, why bother to bet on an OG who defines the games by the trends i set, better yet you get down and do like you do, reason I keep believing, respecting and trusting you, my main man from japan led me to the way of the light, flying a speed of love I discovered who I am, I learned to wipe my ass, from an old man who always need a helping hand, he died from constipation, free style is emancipation, the act of creation, a declaration of my philosophy that you are not me
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LisonAlGaib


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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] 1
#13068822 - 08/18/10 12:23 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Freestyle battle typing?
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