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Invisibleplasma
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Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 10,001
OFFICIAL FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum * 2
    #13068397 - 08/18/10 10:55 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Got an AK in the motha fucking trunk
Look at me again and I'll make your life bunk
Banana clip and that orange kush funk
Got that white girl to throwdown on a dirty ahh blunt
If you got the good drugs then move to da front
If you're shits bunk then I'll shoot you in the cunt
Lil ahh nigga looking like a stupid ahh runt
Shoot me one time and I won't even grunt
I'll be blunt
Get high and fuck cunts

Edited by plasma (08/20/10 03:37 PM)

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Offlinewakenbake
rollin rollin rollin
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Registered: 05/16/10
Posts: 1,175
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: plasma] * 2
    #13068438 - 08/18/10 11:05 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

yo you think your rockin beats
as your pulling your meat
you cant hold this your
just goin to get dis
over in that crack shack ready
to be attack, your mom caught
ya pullin that willy but your daddy
said your just bein silly, theres nothing
silly about it.....
and you think this rap is done
this rap didnt even get fun
when my dickk is between you moms bun
then you will know and now
im goin to fly like i just got fucking high
im gone peace

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InvisibleKingSpade
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: plasma] * 1
    #13068439 - 08/18/10 11:05 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

You wanna freestyle kid, yea really?
You spend 20 minutes writin rhymes lookin silly
You got an AK? Hah, dont make me laugh
I put you to the ground with my big ol' bat
See round here we dont pack, no gats
Youza fake ass thug that wishes they can rap

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OfflineNewbieS
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: plasma] * 3
    #13068454 - 08/18/10 11:09 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

It's not freestyle when all you rap about is guns
The people rapping stories are the educated ones
Smoke this, drink that, wear this, drive that
I want to know where all the motherfucking talent's at

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Invisibleplasma
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Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 10,001
Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: wakenbake] * 1
    #13068459 - 08/18/10 11:10 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Your shits weak And now everybody knows
Your rhymes hit the floor And landed at my toes
But I'll pick your words up and rearrange your flow
Make it legit and inspire all you average Joes
After reading this your life will change for the better, no joke
Take this spliff, go ahead and toke
This freestyle battle has got you spilling your coke
You mistook me for some stupid ahh bloke
But you're wrong, now you're the joke
You should just never have spoke

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Invisiblebadchad
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Registered: 03/02/05
Posts: 13,374
Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: Newbie] * 1
    #13068474 - 08/18/10 11:13 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

My names badchad
I'll beat your ass like your dad.
Seriously, all you wanna be gangsta's make me sad.

Rappin and rhymin about shit you don't know.
Being a fake gangsta, doing it all for show.

Go back to the suburbs, I pick apart this game like a buzzard,
This ain't even half of the rhymes that I store in my cupboard.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Offlinelaserpig
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Registered: 04/28/09
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: KingSpade] * 2
    #13068475 - 08/18/10 11:14 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

guns bats and dicks
please, i got wits
no violent cliches
just lines to lay
on toppa that piss puddle you spray
i save others from sippin
that nasty you drippin
from fingertips trippin
through a head trip you wishin'
you was slick
like me
but
let
me
be
clear

if that's all you bringin'
i got nothin' to fear


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Weedmaster P knows the truth.

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OfflineThe Ecstatic
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Registered: 11/11/09
Posts: 33,646
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] * 1
    #13068493 - 08/18/10 11:21 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

it's the shroomery bitch, I'm killin all a y'all nigga,
now I'm typin with one hand to keep my finga on the trigga,
"all you rap about is guns" bitch that's a sorry excuse,
you can't talk shit with rhymes as simple as dr. seuss.

so get up, put up, nigga try yo best,
cuz if you slip up I got mine 9 to yo chest.


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Invisibleplasma
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Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 10,001
Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] * 1
    #13068497 - 08/18/10 11:22 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Youre losing the race, Now I can barely see you
I'm ten thousand strides ahead and I got a clear view
When I cross the finish line you'll be singing the blues
Cant beat em join em, now you chose
Fuck your wigger nerd wannabe crew
You ain't never been through half of what I've been through
Get a fuckin clue. Whip out the glue and attach yourself to something true

Edited by plasma (08/18/10 11:24 AM)

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Offlinelaserpig
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: The Ecstatic] * 1
    #13068516 - 08/18/10 11:26 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

bullets ain't prove shit, half-wit
you pull a finger on the trigger cause it saves your face
and malignin' doctor seuss only proves your mind's blank
when a pop stops the talk you walk away with your chest out
'cause the lung you just punctured was about to rap your fuckin' brains out


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Weedmaster P knows the truth.

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Offlinescoredon
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Registered: 04/28/09
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] * 1
    #13068525 - 08/18/10 11:29 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

concussion in the dome/siiting alone at home/keep your eyes open because this is where the light is shone/whats the deal?/to be a man you be real/isolated at the time,your concealed,revealed/where ya headed?/wheeres your path life embedded?/its funny now your lyrically upsetted, and your not amused/your mind abused/look down but thats wherer you get used/its a travesty/the time you waste to get back to me/as if your hopin to prevail,but i master it/disastorous/

little wayne impression:
bolagna

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OfflineKada
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: scoredon] * 1
    #13068539 - 08/18/10 11:33 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I enjoy turkey and cheese
I have it any day that I please
When I want something hot instead of cold
I throw it in the microwave till it's to hot to hold.

Bam my lunch rhymes are ill yo. :crazy2:


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Offlinesof4r0ckeRs1984
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] * 1
    #13068541 - 08/18/10 11:34 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Nice nice, I really have to say,
but let me set this straight:
I don't like battle but to put my head in the game,
I know I can't freestyle, but give me five minutes,
and when I'm back at the keys you got me rhymes spittin'

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Invisibleplasma
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Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 10,001
Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: scoredon] * 1
    #13068577 - 08/18/10 11:42 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Ohhhhh nooooo I'm tripping fucking balls
smoked a pound of salvia and now I'm defying the gravitational laws
Open your jaws and take this. 10,000 micrograms of that potent ish
While you're laying there, eyes wide opened
OEV's got this nigga moppin.
Can't handle the experience then yous a fucking bitch
I'll eat an ounce of cubes and not even twitch
Smoke a blunt of DMT while coming up, blast off into the 7th dimension and see you there and say "sup"

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Offlinelaserpig
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Registered: 04/28/09
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: plasma] * 1
    #13068592 - 08/18/10 11:45 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

what a waste a drugs
let the tolerance drop
maybe you'll see what we're talkin about
why we lay on our backs with wide eyes to the sky
lettin' unheard-of epiphanies unite and divide
the glory of god
or just a good trip
they're equally enjoyable
and you're missin' all of it


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Invisibleplasma
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Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 10,001
Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] * 1
    #13068672 - 08/18/10 11:58 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I can see you, laserpig
I'm behind your computer screen
Quit smoking all that meff, you're a god forsaken fiend
And what's the deal with all the minimized windows you got down here?
After seeing the porn you've been looking at I think I need a beer
Your room is a mess and your hair is fuckin greasy
Didn't you know that using shampoo is actually pretty easy!

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Offlinelaserpig
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] * 1
    #13068718 - 08/18/10 12:06 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

nice guess but dead wrong let me lay this shit out
just one verse will explain what i'm about

eat simple grains and defy excess
step left out the way
let your desires pass
stay at the station and wait on your fears
see what they teach you and learn to revere
frontiers revealed by inner exploration
available only in extreme moderation
patience and focus ain't sold much these days
maybe thats why you's all livin' in a haze
bodhisattvic intent is a little to grand
nonetheless i'm still here to lend you a hand


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Weedmaster P knows the truth.

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Offlinelaserpig
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] * 1
    #13068815 - 08/18/10 12:21 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

my balls match the background
which is to say they're blue
i'm waitin' on the battle
'cause my rappin' ain't through
so hurry up and stimulate
so i can blow a load
of my lyrical sticky
that i know you all love


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Weedmaster P knows the truth.

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InvisibleB.Frank
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] * 1
    #13068820 - 08/18/10 12:22 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

If anyone wants to thrown down a freestyle collaboration i am in.  I'd rather not battle though.  I don't like putting others down..


Aighit I'll drop some freestyle:  (In comp language no editing and straight typing)

Check this, my raw talents keep motherfuckers off balance,
unpredictable like roulette, why bother to bet
on an OG who defines the games by the trends i set,
better yet you get down and do like you do,
reason I keep believing, respecting and trusting you,
my main man from japan led me to the way of the light,
flying a speed of love I discovered who I am,
I learned to wipe my ass, from an old man
who always need a helping hand, he died from constipation,
free style is emancipation, the act of creation,
a declaration of my philosophy that you are not me

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InvisibleLisonAlGaib
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Re: FREESTYLE BATTLE THREAD. Get sum [Re: laserpig] * 1
    #13068822 - 08/18/10 12:23 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Freestyle battle typing?

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