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CarnivalBarker
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I had two gay roommates my first year of college that would regularly bring back dudes and fuck them. I was woken up 10 or so times to the sound of gay sex. We all had our own rooms. If we didn't, I wouldda been out of there.
Also one of them toked up in the room with no precautions taken, and got the cops in there. They searched my room too and I got a possession and parapharnalia charge. Luckily it was only a campus ticket.
Edited by CarnivalBarker (07/15/10 10:36 AM)
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gilesypopper
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Re: Shitty Roommate [Re: nice1]
#12902576 - 07/15/10 10:54 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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nice1 said:
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poppin123 said: I put ipecac in my milk and left it in the fridge. I pissed on a dinner plate, then froze it in the freezer. Seperated the piss disk from the plate, and slid it under his door.
LOL nice one.
Hahahaha!
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poppin123
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Registered: 02/27/09
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I'm glad you guys enjoy my stories of messing with my jerk room mate. It has been 5+ years or so, but now that I know you enjoy my antics I'll make an effort of trying to remember some other stuff.
Also just want to point out, it may sound like I'm actually the jerk room mate here, but this guy was just an out right slob. Dishes left for weeks, messes everywhere, just a lazy filthy individual over all. If he had cleaned up after himself, I assure you none of this stuff would have been done to him.
I once put baking soda in a ketchup bottle and then put it back in the fridge, so that when he shook it up/opened it, the vinegar/powder in it reacted and sprayed all over his shirt/face.
I also once used hard drive magnets to "seal" his medicine cabinet door closed. If you've every taken apart a hard drive and kept the magnets, you know how awesome this is. I just tossed em on the edges of the cabinet then closed the door on them. I think he ended up just ripping the door off and breaking the mirror because they were so strong.
I had this office/computer chair in the living room that I loved, and had made clear to him that it was "my" chair. I came home one night to see him asleep in it naked with a towel on top of him. Next time he was doing laundry, while it was in the drier, I borrowed my girlfriend's mace (from a key chain thing), and coated the crotch section of a pair of his boxers. This was probably my favorite thing I ever did to him. About 2 days later I just heard him start screaming in his room, about his dick being on fire. I laughed for days from this one.
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owls
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Re: Shitty Roommate [Re: poppin123]
#12903171 - 07/15/10 01:13 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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you're still a jackass for doing it
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lovefeast



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grischnackh said:

This trumps all bad roomate stories:
http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html
Warning: Not mind safe.
LMAO!!! This would be my roommate if her metabolism wasn't so amazing. She eat's like a horse. Baha
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lovefeast



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Re: Shitty Roommate [Re: feifen]
#12903455 - 07/15/10 02:18 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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drewo said: my old room mate would eat all my food..he would then say he was going to replace it, and he would eat the replacements
he did this ALL the time
     
My old roomate did this, and SO MUCH MORE
He didn't stop after asking him about 20 times at least to stop and I finally got fed up with him, probably stole a good 400-700 bucks of food from me. He would NEVER clean up his mess, and I mean never, he would leave his dirty dishes out for A LONG TIME if I didn't wash it and clean it. He didn't clean, if he made a mess anywhere in the house, wouldn't clean it up. He would roll a blunt and smoke it without an ashtray and just ash it on <MY> couch, he put 5 burnholes in my old couch that I loved, but I gave it away because it was so trashy by the end of him. I caught him stealing some weed from me, and I'm pretty sure he stole an ecstasy pill too.
I couldn't stand this guy anymore. I have so many more issues with that guy.
I smashed his 42 inch HD-TV to pieces along with his xbox 360 and stole all his games and sold them for all the money he stole from me.
I hate people like him 
Sounds about right! Minus the blunt smokin part. I don't have to worry about her stealing my drugs because she doesn't do them. But instead she'll get some food and then get the crumbs all over the couch.
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KetamineKatalyst said: Isn't it outrageous that there isn't a :noshake:?
noshake??? ----> 

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grischnackh said:

This trumps all bad roomate stories:
http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html
Warning: Not mind safe.
That story is gross.
What a fucking slob.
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dummy
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i've had roommates not do dishes for weeks and then tell me i wasn't doing the dishes. WTF?? i'm so critical of the people i live with now.
the last asshole i lived with was so clueless. ex meth and h junkie that would love to judge and lecture people. i 'm a really nice dude to strangers, which is what we were when i first moved in, i would help this lazy fuck 30 year old with his menial math hw. i remember we were having a debate on the origins of civilization. and if you ever took anth 101 you'd know that agriculture was basically the MAIN catalyst. this dude says no, it was religion, has nothing to back it up with, and basically calls me an idiot. and then he goes behind my back and talks shit about me being a coward for some utter non sense. he talks shit behind the other roommates (real solid dude) back to me and i obviously told him. we confronted him on it and he totally denies it. so then we just made the place unlivable so he bounced. the kicker though; i made sure before he left that i completely expressed my hatred for this ass (there are so many things i haven't told you about this dude). and he tells me he wants to 'punch me', so i instantly get into defense/attack/fight mode, all serious like, and he says 'never mind just leave me alone'... fucking coward bitch.
the new guy that moved in is solid and the household has been like a well oiled machine thus far.
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Re: Shitty Roommate [Re: dummy]
#12908009 - 07/16/10 04:00 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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WTF!!!!!!! Seriously. that was some disgusting shit. How the hell can you just shit yourself and lay in it.
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Re: Shitty Roommate [Re: Sundrop]
#12908135 - 07/16/10 04:30 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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drewo said: my old room mate would eat all my food..he would then say he was going to replace it, and he would eat the replacements
he did this ALL the time
I had to hide cheese and other food behind the vegetables. Hehe he would never look there. I can't stand roomates. Especially ones that end up completely reliant on you. Twice that has happened to me. The first two times it was the same guy. Only the second time he inherited 20 grand and moved out of state to change his life... No it ended up being the same blew it all and then could not pay for a single bill, also working some jobs where below him... WTF. Now I live with my brother in-law and since he never lived on his own and is now 28 I think and completely inept of taking care of responsibilities. Nothing like an old teenager living with you. I guess his view on "it's only money" is now quickly changing. He has a good paying job but money just drains from him. Can't wait till it's me and my wife again. I miss naked time.
Oh yeah my first roommate I eventually cut the cable going into his room and pretty much did everything I could to make him miserable. Get up and find a job. He also pissed all over the ground around the toilet seat. I guess when he sat his little peen would fire up and spill outside of the bowl. So he started pissing in 2 liter bottles and when his brother visited he said check this out. Opened his desk and there was like 8+ 2 liter bottles filled with piss. Guess that is why the floor stayed clean. Granted the bathroom was 2 feet from his door. When he moved out we used so many chemicals to clean out the odor. Bleach on the walls, lysol everywhere and wow... just wow he was gross. I still miss him though he moved back to his home town where we grew up. Oh yeah he was always right and would talk louder and get all face to face to prove he was right. Can't stand him but I still love him lol.
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Re: Shitty Roommate [Re: 4runner]
#12913249 - 07/17/10 08:42 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I miss naked time.
My fiance and I took her in... I miss naked time too lol
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RobMarley420 said:
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KetamineKatalyst said: Isn't it outrageous that there isn't a :noshake:?
noshake??? ----> 

Ah I forgot about that one, but I want a happy one but turning his head like 
AND I WANT IT NOW
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