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Offlinesofa_king_happy
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Trolling Craigslist
    #12795516 - 06/24/10 09:21 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Ok so i replied to some lonely guy's causal encounter ad on craigslist with a random girl pic's from /b/. pic related

Anyways he totally believes im this girl and wants to eat me out.
Im debating whether or not to:
A)tell me im a cop and that i wont arrest him if he sends $x to y paypal account.
B)get him to meet me somewhere and show up with 4 large men, beat his ass and steal his date rape drugs&money.
C)get him to meet me somewhere somewat far but dont show up. Then email him saying sorry something came up. and getting him to meet me somewhere else the next day. and just repeating to see how many times before he gives up.

cast your votes now!

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Invisiblekoraks
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: sofa_king_happy]
    #12795522 - 06/24/10 09:22 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)


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OfflinepsychedelicSLUG
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: koraks]
    #12795561 - 06/24/10 09:30 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)



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OfflineDrchemist
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: psychedelicSLUG]
    #12795585 - 06/24/10 09:36 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Troll


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InvisibleAlmostAsCoolAs
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Registered: 11/14/09
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: Drchemist]
    #12795588 - 06/24/10 09:38 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

This is both fucking hilarious and pathetic on both ends.


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Invisiblerobbyr727
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Registered: 04/25/10
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: psychedelicSLUG]
    #12795591 - 06/24/10 09:38 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

LAWL


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Offlinewellage
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: robbyr727]
    #12795602 - 06/24/10 09:40 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I wish this could be true

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Invisiblethe human abstract
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: robbyr727]
    #12795606 - 06/24/10 09:41 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl:


















:fonz:

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OfflineXog
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: robbyr727]
    #12795612 - 06/24/10 09:42 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I'd go for A!!

Or C....

B doesn't sound like fun.


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InvisibleScudreloaded
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: Xog]
    #12795636 - 06/24/10 09:47 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

or you could just let him put in in your butt
theres always an option D


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InvisibleBuckthorn
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: koraks]
    #12795965 - 06/24/10 11:09 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)


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OfflineXog
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: Buckthorn]
    #12796046 - 06/24/10 11:25 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)



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We are all one but not really :laugh:

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Offlinesofa_king_happy
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: Drchemist]
    #12796860 - 06/24/10 01:47 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Drchemist said:
Troll



THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A DETECTIVE:eek:

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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: Drchemist]
    #12796867 - 06/24/10 01:48 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Drchemist said:
Troll





well durrr... it says it's a troll in the title

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Offlinesofa_king_happy
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #12799346 - 06/24/10 08:39 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Drchemist said:
Troll





well durrr... it says it's a troll in the title



some people are just ignorant

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OfflineMorgenstern
WHAT!

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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: sofa_king_happy]
    #12799387 - 06/24/10 08:45 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Threaten to call the police?

Do you realize what website you are on again?


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OfflineMorgenstern
WHAT!

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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: Morgenstern]
    #12799399 - 06/24/10 08:47 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

and I lol'd at the Envix thing.


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Offlinesofa_king_happy
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: Morgenstern]
    #12799454 - 06/24/10 08:57 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Mataspore said:
Threaten to call the police?

Do you realize what website you are on again?



who threatened to call the police?

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Offlineklondike_bar
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: Morgenstern]
    #12799455 - 06/24/10 08:58 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

youre clearly more patetic then the guy who made the post if you want to meet him in person. its probably some chick who thinks youre the loser by replying to craigslist ads

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InvisibleShockValue
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Re: Trolling Craigslist [Re: klondike_bar]
    #12799570 - 06/24/10 09:15 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

klondike_bar said:
youre clearly more patetic then the guy who made the post if you want to meet him in person. its probably some chick who thinks youre the loser by replying to craigslist ads




Way to miss the entire joke there...


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