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Invisibleniteowl
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12687222 - 06/04/10 06:42 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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Haha, how much did my girlfriend pay you to say that? :wink:

It's hard to answer the types of questions she has, they're so painfully boring... she's not cool at all, she's an immature brat and a preppy and your typical average woman.  I'd be all about having a straight up conversation with a woman, but these questions are just nagging bra and they mostly stem out of personal insecurity and lack of confidence.




You sound like the typical selfish male prick who only has women around for sex.

If you truly cared about her then you would help build her confidence up
rather than brushing her off and only keeping her around for a wet hole to stick your dick in


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: niteowl] * 1
    #12687282 - 06/04/10 06:50 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Haha, I used to ask my girlfriend questions after sexually exhausting her.  She'd tell me anything.  :satansmoking:


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: deCypher]
    #12687299 - 06/04/10 06:53 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

The only question before sex I've gotten is "do you have a condom?

If no, then skip columns 28 through 31."

I was having sex with an IRS chick.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura] * 1
    #12693960 - 06/05/10 09:33 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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Yes, no questions!  Girlfriends don't ever ask you if you want to fuck, they just know that you do, and most guys, like me, will be up for a good shaggin' at any moment of the day.




This leads to questions not being asked like
* Do you want to put it in my ass?
* Do you want me to suck your cock?
* Hey my girlfriend wants to join is that cool?
*  And on and on!!!


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Floating_In_Space]
    #12694264 - 06/05/10 10:38 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

This has also never happened to me. This also sounds like one of those big hints that this is not the right relationship, if she has to bribe you with sex to get a conversation. You should just want to talk. Find a cool girl. This may require not being a prick.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: deCypher]
    #12701480 - 06/07/10 03:14 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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Cyph3r said:
Haha, I used to ask my girlfriend questions after sexually exhausting her.  She'd tell me anything.  :satansmoking:



You seem like such a horribly confident, arrogant and manipulative guy.
I want to be just like you.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: kaxenti]
    #12702596 - 06/07/10 11:37 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

:rofldrunk: I'm actually pretty nice in person.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: deCypher]
    #12702833 - 06/07/10 12:38 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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:rofldrunk: I'm actually pretty nice in person.




If that's true, that's even more unfair and I'd just want to be even more like you since it doesn't mean you lose any of the personality traits I already described (at least not in your "online persona"), you just get another positive one.

Anyway, not like I need to be told about life being unfair^^

On-topic - Never happened to me either.


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