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OfflineSprezzatura
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"Let's have sex! But first, some questions." * 3
    #12684340 - 06/04/10 11:30 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Girlfriends know how to get answers out of your ass.  You can avoid questions all day, at the bar, at the club, at the gym, whatever you're doing, you can avoid any question she asks... that is, except for when she's about to fuck you. 

Women are sneaky little devils... they'll get you all fired up, rubbing on your junk and kissing ya, and just when you think everything is going smoothly, she'll ask you a serious question... and you know the only way you're getting any, is if you answer that question.

So, in my grand efforts of not being a chump anymore, I have instilled a new bedroom policy that: no questions are to be asked 20 minutes before, during or 20 minutes after coitus. :laugh:

Oh, and don't act cool, you know it's happened to you before :wink:


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684365 - 06/04/10 11:34 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Your rule will come back to haunt you, what if you're trying to fuck and she asks a question, then 19 minutes later asks another question?  Does "wanna fuck?" count as a question.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684376 - 06/04/10 11:35 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah that is some bullshit...


Fuck what the government is doing with mind control, we had it all along, it's called pussy.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: suburbanned]
    #12684388 - 06/04/10 11:36 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, no questions!  Girlfriends don't ever ask you if you want to fuck, they just know that you do, and most guys, like me, will be up for a good shaggin' at any moment of the day.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684403 - 06/04/10 11:37 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

this has honestly never happened before :shrug:


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: learningtofly]
    #12684408 - 06/04/10 11:39 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
this has honestly never happened before :shrug:




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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: learningtofly]
    #12684412 - 06/04/10 11:39 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Oh man get the fuck out of here, never?  Come on man, someone's not telling the whole story :wink:

Any guy that has been in a long-term relationship has had this happen.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684417 - 06/04/10 11:40 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Had a girlfriend for 5 years. Sex wasn't for questions :shrug:


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684418 - 06/04/10 11:41 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

maybe a time or 2 i dated a chick way back for 2 and half years and she pulled shit like that on me i can remember her fuckin with my head like that


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: learningtofly] * 1
    #12684431 - 06/04/10 11:42 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
this has honestly never happened before :shrug:




Either you never get any pussy or you don't associate yourself with women who manipulate you. I am betting it is the latter so props to you on not dating crazy bitches who try and run your life because they hate theirs.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: feifen]
    #12684443 - 06/04/10 11:44 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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feifen said:
Had a girlfriend for 5 years. Sex wasn't for questions :shrug:




In 5 years she never got your ass in bed and said, before getting it on "I need to ask you something"?

How the hell did you pull that off stud?


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684445 - 06/04/10 11:45 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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Sprezzatura said:
Oh, and don't act cool, you know it's happened to you before :wink:



It's how all of us end up living in a suburb, married, with two kids and a dog.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: bootedboy]
    #12684454 - 06/04/10 11:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

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Sprezzatura said:
Oh man get the fuck out of here, never?  Come on man, someone's not telling the whole story :wink:

Any guy that has been in a long-term relationship has had this happen.



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bootedboy said:
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learningtofly said:
this has honestly never happened before :shrug:




Either you never get any pussy or you don't associate yourself with women who manipulate you. I am betting it is the latter so props to you on not dating crazy bitches who try and run your life because they hate theirs.




We've been dating since january and the longest we've gone without sex is 3 days. She wants it just as much as I do.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684490 - 06/04/10 11:52 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:

Oh, and don't act cool, you know it's happened to you before :wink:



I know, I so wish I could say this hasn't happened to me before:facepalm:

It's not like women do this all the time, but every now and then:grrr:


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: koraks] * 1
    #12684491 - 06/04/10 11:53 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Hahaha Yeah, I had just gotten done being intimate with my girlfriend the other day, when she said, in this soft, serious tone, "When are we getting married?"
:suicide:

She took advantage of the fact that I was 1.) Out of energy and 2.) out of testosterone and 3.) that we just had an intimate moment which puts you in a position of being weak and more susceptible to answering questions.

And of course my dumb ass smiles and says "We'll see, soon I'm sure" instead of what I wanted to say which was "NEVER! God fucking damn it, why the fuck are you so eager to chop my fucking nuts off, HERE, HERE, take this fucking saw blade and just get it over with" :smile:


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684506 - 06/04/10 11:56 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

:shrug: She never had to do that. If she had something to say to me she would just say it, we had a very open relationship


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684512 - 06/04/10 11:57 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

OP sounds like u got a shitty girl?


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: learningtofly]
    #12684518 - 06/04/10 11:57 AM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
Oh man get the fuck out of here, never?  Come on man, someone's not telling the whole story :wink:

Any guy that has been in a long-term relationship has had this happen.



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bootedboy said:
Quote:

learningtofly said:
this has honestly never happened before :shrug:




Either you never get any pussy or you don't associate yourself with women who manipulate you. I am betting it is the latter so props to you on not dating crazy bitches who try and run your life because they hate theirs.




We've been dating since january and the longest we've gone without sex is 3 days. She wants it just as much as I do.



Wait until you live together. I've been asked things, but sex was never part of the equation. Hope she doesn't learn that one!


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: learningtofly]
    #12684582 - 06/04/10 12:07 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

Nah, it's my fault really.  I lost control of the situation.  When we first started dating 4 years ago, I was 23 and I was still pretty wild.

I was a leather jacket & mohawk, drink copious amounts of liquor and do crazy shit kinda guy, into revolutionary thinking, art, music, alcoholic writer etc. and she was a girly girl.  :facepalm: Hot preppy girls are my weakness.  So she wasn't really used to my kind of lifestyle and my kind of radical thinking etc. 

At first, She'd ask me where I was and what I was doing and I'd say stuff like "Don't ask me about my business, what are you training to be an FBI interrogator?" and I wouldn't say anymore.  I came and went as I pleased.

But as time wore on, I became a regular sucker, I admit it.  I went from no compromise--my way or the highway, to saying 'yes dear', and I hate myself for it because it's not how I am supposed to be, it's not how I am.  I've classically been manipulated by a possessive and controlling woman against all of my better judgment and will. 
I'm a Grade A sucker.

EDIT:  And don't be fooled, it WILL happen to you one day too.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura] * 1
    #12684673 - 06/04/10 12:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago)

it just sounds like you went from being an ass to being whipped.


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