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InvisibleRazzl3Frazzl3
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: learningtofly]
    #12684720 - 06/04/10 12:27 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
it just sounds like you went from being an ass to being whipped.



Time to bring the 'hawk back!  :pimp3: instead of :yakko:

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OfflineMeat_hod
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: learningtofly]
    #12684743 - 06/04/10 12:30 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

This kind of shit only happens in highschool...


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OfflineSprezzatura
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: learningtofly]
    #12684770 - 06/04/10 12:33 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
it just sounds like you went from being an ass to being whipped.




Oh dude, "ass" wouldn't be the right word for it, I was an unstoppable force of awesome.  You didn't see many punk guys back then banging hot preppy girls.  Shit, I played music, I owned a club, I was a show promoter and like a fuckin' rock star back then... now I'm sitting around on christmas eves in a fuckin' sweater talking about theatre productions, new business endeavors, my plans for the future and shit.


You'll fizzle out too, one day... don't worry.  If you don't.. hell man, more power to you, I wish you the best with that... keep rockin'.


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Offlinelearningtofly
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684799 - 06/04/10 12:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

that's just like, your opinion, man.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: learningtofly]
    #12684809 - 06/04/10 12:39 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)



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Offlinelearningtofly
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684841 - 06/04/10 12:43 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

fuckin' A.


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Invisiblemillzy
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684864 - 06/04/10 12:46 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

maybe it was just the chloroform but i've never had this happen to me either.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12684979 - 06/04/10 01:03 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

She learned the first time I made her sleep outside.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12685020 - 06/04/10 01:10 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Haha, women.

You done got castrated, Sprez.

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Invisiblemillzy
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12685055 - 06/04/10 01:15 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:







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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: millzy]
    #12685077 - 06/04/10 01:19 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

yall ever got the "I jsut dont want to have sex if im not going to see you for monthss" lol she literally asked me to start dating while we were gettin ready to do the dirty. and..we didnt do it = ( lol


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: iamu]
    #12685101 - 06/04/10 01:25 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

"It's time we had a long boring discussion about our relationship!"


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Offlinelearningtofly
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12685204 - 06/04/10 01:44 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

FUCK


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Invisibleniteowl
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura] * 1
    #12685267 - 06/04/10 01:53 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
Oh man get the fuck out of here, never?  Come on man, someone's not telling the whole story :wink:

Any guy that has been in a long-term relationship has had this happen.




Sorry, that has never happened to me and Im in a 19 year marriage.

Perhaps if you were to answer your girl friends questions
when she asks them, she wouldn't have to resort to bribery :shrug:


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: niteowl]
    #12685453 - 06/04/10 02:20 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

the voice of reason has spoken


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: niteowl]
    #12686277 - 06/04/10 04:05 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Haha, how much did my girlfriend pay you to say that? :wink:

It's hard to answer the types of questions she has, they're so painfully boring... she's not cool at all, she's an immature brat and a preppy and your typical average woman.  I'd be all about having a straight up conversation with a woman, but these questions are just nagging bra and they mostly stem out of personal insecurity and lack of confidence.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12686300 - 06/04/10 04:08 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
... she's not cool at all, she's an immature brat and a preppy and your typical average woman.



i resent that sir.


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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #12686330 - 06/04/10 04:11 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

claraclairvoyant said:
Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
... she's not cool at all, she's an immature brat and a preppy and your typical average woman.



i resent that sir.




Why do you resent it?  I wasn't talking about you.... unless you're my girlfriend.


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Invisiblesui
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." (moved) [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #12686438 - 06/04/10 04:29 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

This thread was moved from The Pub.

Reason:
better here.

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InvisibleSociety
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Re: "Let's have sex! But first, some questions." [Re: niteowl]
    #12686597 - 06/04/10 04:57 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

millzy said:
maybe it was just the chloroform but i've never had this happen to me either.




Post chloroform tek?

Quote:

niteowl said:
Quote:

Sprezzatura said:
Oh man get the fuck out of here, never?  Come on man, someone's not telling the whole story :wink:

Any guy that has been in a long-term relationship has had this happen.




Sorry, that has never happened to me and Im in a 19 year marriage.

Perhaps if you were to answer your girl friends questions
when she asks them, she wouldn't have to resort to bribery :shrug:




I don't think it has happened to me either.


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