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Anonymous #1

Swallowing drug filled condoms
    #12675003 - 06/02/10 09:14 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Whats a good safe lubricant to help swallow multiple drugs double wrapped in condoms?

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12675062 - 06/02/10 09:23 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Spermatozoa.

Better to keister them. So you don't have to worry about choking to death.
Use the same lube in both cases.

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #12675101 - 06/02/10 09:28 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Spermatozoa.

Better to keister them. So you don't have to worry about choking to death.
Use the same lube in both cases.



wow you are fucking dumb

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12675114 - 06/02/10 09:30 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Wait so like....drugs in condoms?


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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Belac]
    #12675206 - 06/02/10 09:46 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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Belac said:
Wait so like....drugs in condoms?



yes

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12677642 - 06/03/10 09:41 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

KY, asstroglide, glycerin, or any of the flavored lubes.  They're all food safe.  Glycerin is probably the best as far as swallowing a quantity of it IMHO.


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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: fastfred]
    #12680678 - 06/03/10 07:27 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Taking a flight? Wrap them three times.



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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12680981 - 06/03/10 08:15 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Hmmmm... How 'bout not swallowing condoms filled with anything!  Duh..

Foool... Swallowing condoms... idiot!  That is like smuggling drugs in breast implants... or cutting coke with rat poison.
(Things only a few idiots really do that get sensationalized in the medial)  Ok, so a lot of people smuggle drugs by swallowing condoms, and many do die each year, but most drugs aren't smuggled in condoms, duh...

Trust me there are better ways to make money...

Get an education so if you are smuggling drugs U R not dumb enough to risk your life or the life of a human to transport drugs.

Use statistics, technology, smarts, and common sense.

No offense FF, but you got to question the question not try and answer it.

I'm not encouraging anything illegal, I'm actually discouraging illegal stuff.  There are plenty of legal ways to make money.

Since we don't like the law we have to change it or make the law look completely stupid or come up with a better solution like the example of taxation and legalization of marijuana.

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Whats a good safe lubricant to help swallow multiple drugs double wrapped in condoms?



Edited by Raw (06/03/10 08:19 PM)

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Raw]
    #12681053 - 06/03/10 08:28 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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Raw said:
Hmmmm... How 'bout not swallowing condoms filled with anything!  Duh..

Foool... Swallowing condoms... idiot!  That is like smuggling drugs in breast implants... or cutting coke with rat poison.
(Things only a few idiots really do that get sensationalized in the medial)  Ok, so a lot of people smuggle drugs by swallowing condoms, and many do die each year, but most drugs aren't smuggled in condoms, duh...

Trust me there are better ways to make money...

Get an education so if you are smuggling drugs U R not dumb enough to risk your life or the life of a human to transport drugs.

Use statistics, technology, smarts, and common sense.

No offense FF, but you got to question the question not try and answer it.

I'm not encouraging anything illegal, I'm actually discouraging illegal stuff.  There are plenty of legal ways to make money.




what would you say if it was possible for a person in my position to make a 85k-100k per mule net profit, is it worth it?

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Raw said:
Hmmmm... How 'bout not swallowing condoms filled with anything!  Duh..

Foool... Swallowing condoms... idiot!  That is like smuggling drugs in breast implants... or cutting coke with rat poison.
(Things only a few idiots really do that get sensationalized in the medial)  Ok, so a lot of people smuggle drugs by swallowing condoms, and many do die each year, but most drugs aren't smuggled in condoms, duh...

Trust me there are better ways to make money...

Get an education so if you are smuggling drugs U R not dumb enough to risk your life or the life of a human to transport drugs.

Use statistics, technology, smarts, and common sense.

No offense FF, but you got to question the question not try and answer it.

I'm not encouraging anything illegal, I'm actually discouraging illegal stuff.  There are plenty of legal ways to make money





i know a Jamaican guy that used to use his wife to smuggle cocaine from Jamaica and he made mad cash. you know you can do up to around 1.7kg-2kg per mule?



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Raw said:
Since we don't like the law we have to change it or make the law look completely stupid or come up with a better solution like the example of taxation and legalization of marijuana.




if weed was legal how you think my friends will make money anymore?

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12681784 - 06/03/10 10:18 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

How about being actual productive members of society?  Instead of being low-life drug dealers who have never worked a day in their fucking life?

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: suburbanned]
    #12683081 - 06/04/10 05:18 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

People have to get their drugs from someone!!

Drug dealers make money and then spend it improving the economy!!!!:tongue:

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12694150 - 06/05/10 10:10 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
i know a Jamaican guy that used to use his wife to smuggle cocaine from Jamaica and he made mad cash. you know you can do up to around 1.7kg-2kg per mule?

if weed was legal how you think my friends will make money anymore?




I'm sure that "Jamaican Guy" should be your role model...
seriously, they could possibly get a union job growing weed if it were legalized.  It probably would be a competitive and respectable job too.

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Raw]
    #12698582 - 06/06/10 05:59 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Latex will break down in your tummy.

Try none latex cleaning gloves, forgot the name of the material but it wont break down.


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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: pazzy]
    #12707236 - 06/08/10 03:22 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

crisco would be good, also might not taste as terrible as some other lubes. however, even if I was going to transport illegal drugs I wouldn't swallow a condom full of them. anyhow hopefully it is less than the dose it takes to OD on of whatever drug it is so you don't die. But yeah regular old crisco. available in any grocery.

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #12709252 - 06/08/10 01:40 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Wait why do you need a lubricant to swallow condoms?

Just make it a manageable size,  according to a sketchy australian junkie I met in asia, 1Kg is a more reasonable weight estimate...

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Freedom]
    #12714308 - 06/09/10 10:34 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

You can swallow 1kg of something, wrapped in a condom? :/

I was thinking like... 50g maybe :blush:


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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Frinkz]
    #12714440 - 06/09/10 11:10 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Well my only source on this is a sketchy junkie I met in a hotel :shrug:

he said you eat a whole bunch of small packets, not 1kg in 1 condom.

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Freedom]
    #12714494 - 06/09/10 11:24 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I guess that makes sense.


I've never got involved with anything like this, so I wouldn't know.

Never had to think how much a stomach is going to hold :crazy2:


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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Frinkz]
    #12738340 - 06/13/10 08:10 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

why not in your ass dude?

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #12738372 - 06/13/10 08:19 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
why not in your ass dude?



....you wouldnt be able to hold much in there.

And really if you think about it, it does come out your ass.

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12775795 - 06/20/10 08:38 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

that sounds so fucking dangerous haha. for 80k id probably do it.

id rather stick it up my ass though. the thought of digestive fluids breaking down latex, then digesting the drugs, effectively killing me, seems worse than jamming 1kg of drugs up my asshole.

if you do end up doing it, id swallow some kind of antacid, or prilosec or something to ensure you dont break down the condoms.


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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Mickalopagus]
    #12775948 - 06/20/10 09:18 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

are latex condoms alright to swallow or would they have to be non-latex?

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Mickalopagus]
    #12775958 - 06/20/10 09:21 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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mick said:
that sounds so fucking dangerous haha. for 80k id probably do it.

id rather stick it up my ass though. the thought of digestive fluids breaking down latex, then digesting the drugs, effectively killing me, seems worse than jamming 1kg of drugs up my asshole.

if you do end up doing it, id swallow some kind of antacid, or prilosec or something to ensure you dont break down the condoms.



i think you are supposed to swallow it right after you ahve taken a shit and you must not eat for the hole time that the drugs are in your stomach. not sure if this effects the stomach acid in some way.

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12843701 - 07/03/10 05:26 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)


found a nice link. watch from 6:55 to the end

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Re: Swallowing drug filled condoms [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12868583 - 07/08/10 04:53 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

yay for wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_swallower

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In Hernandez, a woman attempted to smuggle 88 balloons of cocaine in her gastrointestinal tract. She had been detained for over 16 hours by customs inspectors before she finally passed some of the balloons. She was being held because her abdomen was noticeably swollen (she claimed to be pregnant) and a search of her body had revealed she was wearing two pairs of elastic underpants and had lined her crotch area with paper towels. This is done because balloon swallowing makes bowel movements difficult to control.




some interesting info about the swollen stomach and un-controllable bowl movements.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule_%28smuggling%29

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In most cases, it is only necessary to wait for the packets to pass normally, but if a packet ruptures or if there is intestinal obstruction, then it may be necessary to operate and remove the packets surgically.Oil-based laxatives should never be used, as they can weaken the latex of condoms and cause packets to rupture.Emetics like ipecac, enemas, and endoscopic retrieval all carry a risk of packet rupture and should not be used.Repeat imaging is only necessary if the mule does not know the packet count.




some things not to use to induce bowl movements.

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