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yogabunny
fancy cat



Registered: 11/01/09
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Mr. Cypher said: Disentangling bras is one of my worst nightmares. I swear, manufacturers expressly make them so the guy has to awkwardly fumble around and pretend that he knows what he's doing until some mysterious hook disengages and all is well.
you gotta learn how to do it with one hand.
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I'm not that skilled, but it's still kinda funny to watch the expression of the girl change from arousal to perplexity to boredom and finally back to arousal after she is robbed of her sheltering garments.
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jim617
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i like smaller boobies, anything too big is just messy and they always look worse when nude, i dated this girl with huge boobs and they sagged , when she was on her back naked they would flop over to the side, it kind of bothered me , ive always liked the smaller ones because they stay perky and in place, never sloppy.
btw that girl with the huge boobs had a strand of hair near her nipple, it made me gag when i saw it and i could never look at her again. she ruined big boobs for me.
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Synesthetic
Ratings go in journal.



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Re: Breasts [Re: jim617]
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A handful is nice for me, but I have pretty big hands haha.
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yogabunny
fancy cat



Registered: 11/01/09
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Re: Breasts [Re: jim617]
#12657089 - 05/30/10 05:45 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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jim617 said: i like smaller boobies, anything too big is just messy and they always look worse when nude, i dated this girl with huge boobs and they sagged , when she was on her back naked they would flop over to the side, it kind of bothered me , ive always liked the smaller ones because they stay perky and in place, never sloppy.
btw that girl with the huge boobs had a strand of hair near her nipple, it made me gag when i saw it and i could never look at her again. she ruined big boobs for me.
all boobs bigger than an A cup naturally fall to the side when a woman lies on her back.
this is the reason ladies get booby implants, because they're so frightened of men like you who are "bothered" by breasts doing what they naturally do.
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mongo lloyd
Lone Free Ranger



Registered: 10/16/09
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As long as you don't have to brush them aside to tie your shoelace, they're good.
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mrgibblet
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Moar perfect tits pls?
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mongo lloyd
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Mephistophelian
Quasi Hob-Nobbery



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mongo lloyd said:

Now that is some fine photography right there.
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RipVanWinkle
The Benzodiazethang




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Now that is some fine photography right there.
Her tits are too big and her legs are too skinny, which in turn make her ass look small and funky.
I'm picky...
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mongo lloyd
Lone Free Ranger



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Now, you sir, are crazy. I would make sweet love with her until my penis fused to the inside of her vagina somehow.
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Mephistophelian
Quasi Hob-Nobbery



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The photographic aspect...the colors, the balance, the contrast, the flow...all incredible. That is without mention of her, who is quite gorgeous, body or not.
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mongo lloyd
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Mephistophelian said: The photographic aspect...the colors, the balance, the contrast, the flow...all incredible. That is without mention of her, who is quite gorgeous, body or not.
I think you're taking fapping a bit too far But it is a good photo and she is extremely hot.
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Razzl3Frazzl3


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Mr. Cypher said: Disentangling bras is one of my worst nightmares. I swear, manufacturers expressly make them so the guy has to awkwardly fumble around and pretend that he knows what he's doing until some mysterious hook disengages and all is well.
That's why i like front fastening bras. You can use your teeth! snatch the wench's garments right off!
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Mephistophelian
Quasi Hob-Nobbery



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mongo lloyd said:
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Mephistophelian said: The photographic aspect...the colors, the balance, the contrast, the flow...all incredible. That is without mention of her, who is quite gorgeous, body or not.
I think you're taking fapping a bit too far But it is a good photo and she is extremely hot.
I'm a photography junkie/art student. I couldn't actually fap to her...but she's got a gorgeous face. Kind of like this pic here 
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spock
journeyman
Registered: 08/26/03
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I love all(well, most) shapes and sizes. I do however prefer them to be large enough to wrap around my penis.
It's almost silly how fascinating breasts are.
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Society
Mmmm... pizza



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yogabunny said:
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jim617 said: i like smaller boobies, anything too big is just messy and they always look worse when nude, i dated this girl with huge boobs and they sagged , when she was on her back naked they would flop over to the side, it kind of bothered me , ive always liked the smaller ones because they stay perky and in place, never sloppy.
btw that girl with the huge boobs had a strand of hair near her nipple, it made me gag when i saw it and i could never look at her again. she ruined big boobs for me.
all boobs bigger than an A cup naturally fall to the side when a woman lies on her back.
this is the reason ladies get booby implants, because they're so frightened of men like you who are "bothered" by breasts doing what they naturally do.
I love the sight of breasts when a woman is on her back.
As for size preference... it really varies from girl to girl. I like most sizes that aren't flat-chested.
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Re: Breasts [Re: Society]
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lmfsmoke
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34c's are perfect in my opinion
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