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Share your most outlandish sexual exploit!
    #12651300 - 05/29/10 03:36 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I've never done anything TOO crazy but I have had sex with my ex-girlfriend in the back of a semi-crowded movie theater, while driving on the freeway, and behind the altar of a Catholic church.  :smilingpuppy:


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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: deCypher] * 2
    #12651362 - 05/29/10 03:45 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

2 chicks in leather I just met. They had a cat o nine tails, a mini statue of the virgin mary and a sword. Got weird and awesome for a good 10 hours. The oddest part was when I peeled one of the girls leather off and she has yellow underwear on with a smiley face on her ass. I couldn't have guessed that is what she was wearing. I was expecting nothing or something leather. All I can picture is me nailing her from behind while her undies were still on and looking at that fucked up smiley face. She was eating out the other girl at the time while that girl kept telling me how hard she was going to fuck me. Super fun.

Oh yeah she had a big black dildo for some reason. NO it wasn't for me.


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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: Kada]
    #12651447 - 05/29/10 04:05 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I fucked a girl on top of one of the highest buildings in D.C. for a few hours.  Turns out we were observed by a group of our friends -- we were unaware.

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: deCypher]
    #12651496 - 05/29/10 04:19 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I've done it in many strange places, but I've never done anything really crazy.

In the ocean (quite uncomfortable), at a public pool, in an empty hotel gym, in a neighbor's back yard, and in a public restroom.

My ex was really into doing it in weird places.  And we were crazy and in high school.  Good times... :lol:

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: BothHands]
    #12651822 - 05/29/10 05:35 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

This one time when i was a teen me and my ex fooled around pretty hardcore, in the backseat of my parents truck, while they were both sitting in the front seats..driving down the highway...

It was a long trip, what do you want me to say, lol.

Also, me and my current girlfriend had sex on the edge of the escarpment looking over my entire city, not entirely risky, but cool, ha.

uhh, i feel like im forgetting a shit load of stories...


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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: deCypher]
    #12651886 - 05/29/10 05:49 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

A gas station bathroom, on the roof a parents house while they were outside talking. the cab of a very small 79 toyota pickup(I am six foot three), many pools and hot tubs. Nothing too outlandish I suppose.


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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #12652697 - 05/29/10 08:58 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

in my sleeping friends rooms, behind a church ( for real like 2 weeks ago :cool:)

on various trains, planes, and automobiles as well :hehehe:


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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: deCypher]
    #12654213 - 05/30/10 05:49 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: deCypher]
    #12655321 - 05/30/10 11:47 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Probably the weirdest place for me was on the ground in the forest, very, very uncomfortable.

I'm sure theres a lot I'm forgetting though.


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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: kirilan]
    #12655534 - 05/30/10 12:33 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

in a row boat docked at a pier on the west side highway in manhattan......


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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: yogabunny]
    #12656829 - 05/30/10 04:55 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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yogabunny said:
in a row boat docked at a pier on the west side highway in manhattan......




that just sounds romantic lol


ive had sex in a park, behind a church (seems to be a common one), in a car MANY times , i live in the city so ive had sex on a roof in Boston, ive had sex and got blowjobs in allies in Boston, also i have had sex in my car while parked downtown, (the more crowded the better). ive had sex in my car while at work in the parking lot.
ive had sex with a state troopers daughter on his couch while he was upstairs watching TV, that was exciting. FUCK DA POLICE (and their daughters).  i figered this girl under a blanket while a group of us were watching a movie.  i live in a condo and have had sex in my hallway just for the rush.  sometimes my girl likes to stick her head out the window at home while i fuck her doggy style, its a rush, you should try it!!
i guess i am somewhat of an exhibitionist

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: jim617]
    #12656883 - 05/30/10 05:05 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I never fucked near a church but my ex and I did make out in the confessional of my old church once while no one was around. I'm so going to hell.

The most adventurous was in a parked car on a busy street, but it was in the middle of the night so even with how busy it was no one could really see inside I guess.

I'm not a fan of the exciting shit. I just like some raw passion going on. I would, though, like to fuck on the altar of my old church (I was Catholic haha). But, just to be safe, it's probably not a good idea.

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: Synesthetic]
    #12656976 - 05/30/10 05:25 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

what is it about fucking in or near a church we all love so much? i guess its the ultimate "fuck you". or its just so wrong that its right.

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: jim617]
    #12657002 - 05/30/10 05:30 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I completely forgot about my very first sexual experience ever.

We were both in 8th grade, and both virgins.  He was my first and last male sexual partner.

We snuck out of our houses at 3AM, then we smoked some weed and did it on the roof of an elementary school.  It was extremely awkward though... He spent like 2 full minutes trying to get it in (which is a VERY long time to spend in such an awkward situation), then he got it in for about 30 seconds, then it fell out, and he gave up.  I never talked to him again. :lol:

Qualifies as most awkard, and most exotic location.

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: BothHands]
    #12657248 - 05/30/10 06:22 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I was once at a rave and i was standing in the line for the bathroom to get a refill on some water. While in the line i started talking to candy kid chick and since we were both quite faced on XTC the conversation lead to making out which lead to fucking in the bathroom which lead to a large burly security guard coming in and nearly kicking my ass out. But all ended well and i never met the chick again.

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: BothHands]
    #12659074 - 05/31/10 01:26 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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We snuck out of our houses at 3AM, then we smoked some weed and did it on the roof of an elementary school.  It was extremely awkward though... He spent like 2 full minutes trying to get it in (which is a VERY long time to spend in such an awkward situation), then he got it in for about 30 seconds, then it fell out, and he gave up.  I never talked to him again. :lol:




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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: deCypher]
    #12660016 - 05/31/10 09:29 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Haha, he was a virgin, so I don't blame him.  And we were stoned lying on top of a cold sheet metal roof at 3AM.  But I just couldn't look at him again without a mixture of hilarity and awkwardness.  So we never spoke again.

It's still funny in retrospect.

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: BothHands]
    #12663354 - 05/31/10 09:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I haven't done anything TOO crazy that I can remember at the moment... maybe a few places I'd rather not mention.

I've fucked in plenty of friend's bedrooms and bathrooms with and without their knowledge.  I fucked a girl in my brother's pull-out couch with my bro's best friend sitting in the room.

I've simultaneously fucked my girlfriend and drank a JOOSE while in the shower once.

Can't think of much else that's interesting at the moment.  :shrug:

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We were both in 8th grade, and both virgins.  He was my first and last male sexual partner.





So you gave up sex with males after an 8th grade limp dick experience?!  :eek:


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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: Society]
    #12663426 - 05/31/10 09:10 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Haha, no.  I'm attracted to males and females equally.  But I just connect with women on a much deeper level, mentally and emotionally.  That's not to say if the right guy came alone, I'd turn him down.  But I have serious doubts of that ever happening.

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Re: Share your most outlandish sexual exploit! [Re: BothHands]
    #12665271 - 06/01/10 07:15 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I tag teamed this girl with my male friend once.

I didn't really want him there but I just let it happen.  I went first though, he had the sloppy end.  :tongue:

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