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How big is your p3n0r?
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Mine is 5.75 inches in length with about 5.25" circumference. I reckon that's pretty average but I've never had a complaint
How big is your kak? (or uhhh how loose is your twat?)
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Include a poll, good sir!
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RipVanWinkle
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Pick one. If it's 5.4, round to 5. If it's 5.5, round to 6. I KNOW you are all going to do that!
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I thought I was small but I end up larger than most. 6 1/2 to 7 inches depending. Thick as an decent average size porn stars.
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my dick about killin never been about game when there wasn't pussy, there was always my hand 9 and a half, will get you in a dame anything less is just a god damn shame
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I wish I was longer. I feel cheated.
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CosmicFool
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i was under the impression 7" was normal
but according to this chart...
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8+
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i have around 8 and 1/4 and my fingers cant reach around..no spice whatsoever.the ladies are pleasantly surprised but will never give up the anal.sucks.ive even had them say they would, then see my cock, and the slutgates close.
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tyrannicalrex
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Quote:
RipVanWinkle said: Mine is 5.75 inches in length with about 5.25" circumference. I reckon that's pretty average but I've never had a complaint
How big is your kak? (or uhhh how loose is your twat?)
I am almost exactly the same size.
Edited by tyrannicalrex (05/29/10 04:59 PM)
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Quote:
christdriver said: i have around 8 and 1/4 and my fingers cant reach around..no spice whatsoever.the ladies are pleasantly surprised but will never give up the anal.sucks.ive even had them say they would, then see my cock, and the slutgates close.
slutgates, LOL
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: deCypher]
#12651713 - 05/29/10 05:11 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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i figure with my dick that size, the fact that i have found some sloshpits that feel loose to me, that must really suck for smaller girth/length dudes.
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Quote:
RipVanWinkle said: (or uhhh how loose is your twat?)
for all you girls with a home caliper set/pussy diameter kit
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I'm about 7.5" in length, about the width of a coke can.
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The real question is whether women prefer girth or length.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: deCypher] 1
#12651803 - 05/29/10 05:30 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Studies show that they prefer girth.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Poid]
#12651834 - 05/29/10 05:38 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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width of a coke can?!
jesus.
This makes me feel so small, lol.
EDIT: I refuse to accept that is an accurate measurement. That would look fuckin' freakish!
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Meat_hod]
#12651869 - 05/29/10 05:46 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Meat_hod said: width of a coke can?!
jesus.
This makes me feel so small, lol.
EDIT: I refuse to accept that is an accurate measurement. That would look fuckin' freakish!
I was just kidding. It's more like a paint can.
Nah really, I'm not sure, I've never measured. But it's normal girth.
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5.5 long, 5.5 around. Stout.
I was under the impression I had a small penis until I saw that Lifestyles survey. Especially considering it is not a "shower." Given the size of my flaccid wang, it is a fuckin' miracle it is the size it is erect.
The second I saw the survey and found out that was about a standard deviation above the mean for girth my whole horrid history with condoms (Having to drag my fingernails down my dick trying to get them to unroll and half the time losing the erection) made a lot more sense. I had been wearing the wrong condoms for years, apparently. Switched to Lifestyles XL, and now it's roll on nice and easy. Doesn't slip off, doesn't hurt to put on. Life is good.
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My gf pays tribute to the size of mine. She says I have the biggest cock of all the guys she has slept with. I always thought I was average but I guess not
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#12652529 - 05/29/10 08:22 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kid_Orgo said: 5.5 long, 5.5 around. Stout.
I was under the impression I had a small penis until I saw that Lifestyles survey. Especially considering it is not a "shower." Given the size of my flaccid wang, it is a fuckin' miracle it is the size it is erect.
The second I saw the survey and found out that was about a standard deviation above the mean for girth my whole horrid history with condoms (Having to drag my fingernails down my dick trying to get them to unroll and half the time losing the erection) made a lot more sense. I had been wearing the wrong condoms for years, apparently. Switched to Lifestyles XL, and now it's roll on nice and easy. Doesn't slip off, doesn't hurt to put on. Life is good.
This is me exactly! I always felt inferior in the cock department, although nobody complained. I have had trouble with those damn condoms forever.
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Quote:
tyrannicalrex said:
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RipVanWinkle said: Mine is 5.75 inches in length with about 5.25" circumference. I reckon that's pretty average but I've never had a complaint
How big is your kak? (or uhhh how loose is your twat?)
I am almost exactly the same size.
friend of yours?
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tyrannicalrex
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Oh no,too much for me.Makes a nice photo though.
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RipVanWinkle
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That is a rather large tallywacker in that picture, that's for sure... Not sure I'd want one that size
EDIT: And some mighty small nuts for such a big dick
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tyrannicalrex
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Makes me think it might be a photoshop,but I have seen a 10inch long and 5inch round one in person.
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yogabunny
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rustyeffect said: I'm about 7.5" in length, about the width of a coke can.
good luck with that.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: yogabunny]
#12653961 - 05/30/10 03:02 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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we need to know how to properly measure a dick right
if i measure from my pubic bone im 6 1/4 but from where the shaft meets the sack im like 7 1/2
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Your ball sack is an inch and a half behind your pubic bone?
It must be up your anus?
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CosmicFool
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: nice1]
#12654162 - 05/30/10 05:26 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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The length can be measured with the subject standing and the penis held parallel to the floor. The penis is measured along the top, from the base to the tip. Results are inaccurate if the measurement is taken along the underside of the penis, or if the subject is seated or prone
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malaka the werewolf
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: CosmicFool]
#12654544 - 05/30/10 08:17 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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how bout we do largest nonerected penis then?
i cant follow the measuring rules
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nice1
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No cuz a flacid penis can vary greatly in size depending on temperature and how recently its owner has had sex.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: nice1]
#12654805 - 05/30/10 09:39 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mine's inverted.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: maerigan]
#12655370 - 05/30/10 11:56 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Problems A penis must be completely erect in order to obtain an accurate measurement. This may be difficult to achieve in a clinical setting. At least one Brazilian doctor resorted to injecting penises with drugs to induce erection, which gave more consistent results.[4] Some clinicians measure the penis by stretching the flaccid penis as far as comfortably possible.[5]"
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It should be etched on every mans epitaph.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: maerigan]
#12655650 - 05/30/10 12:57 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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lady tramp said: Mine's inverted.
6" but I don't like to brag.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: deCypher]
#12655816 - 05/30/10 01:24 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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6 inches. 15 cm for people otherwise inclined.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: rainhawk]
#12692061 - 06/05/10 03:07 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mines about 6"-7",depending on how turned on I am. But apparently,my gift is girth. I wish shit like this was explained frankly when we were younger-I spent many years giving (probably) crap sex 'cos I didn't really know what to do with it.Then,a few years later,a lot of experience,a shit-ton of trial & error and these days,Im pretty damned alright in the sack. Figure out what you do and don't got,then make the damned most of it. Just had to take me 4 or 5 years of sexual activity to figure that out. But I do agree-girth ftw! I am a very,very lucky little munchkin with that.
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pierre is a fuckin queer this is his girlfriend
and he doesnt make the ladies quiver he's full of shit
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Boba JFET
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I'm about 8 1/4 inches long, 2 1/2 inches diameter at widest point. Despite all of the praise I've gotten for it, it's never given me any particular success in getting women. Well, I'm in a stable LTR leaning towards marriage now, so it's not all bad. But I just mean like, picking up hot sluts at the bar kind of success. That's actually never happened for me.
and I never, ever get the buttsecks. Ever. I want it so bad, but it's just not gonna happen.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Boba JFET]
#12704394 - 06/07/10 04:59 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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^I'm 1/4" shorter but same girth. My lady said it's the third biggest, but I don't care. I'm perfectly happy with my size and how we perform together. No complaints from either side I also have a 4g, 1/2" curved barbell in my PA, which is always a nice touch.
It's never helped me get the bootay either, but I usually don't just walk up to a woman and say "hey baby, I got a big cock"
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: KinichAhau]
#12726436 - 06/11/10 02:06 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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full erection = 7 soft= like 3 sometimes less, lol
and i never measured width. I'd say its on the thinner side rather than thicker but its not like thin
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Poid]
#12727769 - 06/11/10 06:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Poid said: Studies show that they prefer girth.
Anyone else LOL?
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: deCypher]
#12728353 - 06/11/10 08:21 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cyph3r said: The real question is whether women prefer girth or length.
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I've about 5 but it's also 5.6" in circumference, which is decent. I know how the fuck to use it, too
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Synesthetic] 1
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girls like dick
end of story
im not packin a big one by any means
but i get more pussy than ANY of my friends
and likely more than all of em combined
i just know how to be a complete dick
The chicks call me a prick
then fuck me later that night
never fails
promises
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RipVanWinkle
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: King Koopa]
#12731538 - 06/12/10 01:57 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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King Koopa said:
Quote:
Poid said: Studies show that they prefer girth.
Anyone else LOL?
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Histogram of penis size as discussed in this thread:
(a joke)
Now for some statistical science:
Assuming all people in 8" or over category meant 8" (conservative est) Mean dick size according to this poll: 6.32in StDev: 0.97in n: 111
In comparison to the Lifestyles survey (mean 5.877 inches, StDev 0.825 inches, n=300 participants), a t-test shows the P value is less than 0.0001, which is extremely significant. (t-tests show how likely it is that two samples could conceivably be from the same population)
This is with the most conservative interpretation (rounded up, short-case scenario) against a study that probably represents a high-estimate of human penis size (being people that self-selected at spring break).
Given that the Lifestyles study was self-selected and measured by staff, and that penis length has been shown not to depend on age (past puberty), I feel confident calling us all some self-deceiving sons of bitches
Edit: To be perfectly clear, there is less than a %0.01 chance that we'd see this mean and StDev if the two population means were identical.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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Kid_Orgo said: Histogram of penis size as discussed in this thread:
(a joke)
Now for some statistical science:
Assuming all people in 8" or over category meant 8" (conservative est) Mean dick size according to this poll: 6.32in StDev: 0.97in n: 111
In comparison to the Lifestyles survey (mean 5.877 inches, StDev 0.825 inches, n=300 participants), a t-test shows the P value is less than 0.0001, which is extremely significant. (t-tests show how likely it is that two samples could conceivably be from the same population)
This is with the most conservative interpretation (rounded up, short-case scenario) against a study that probably represents a high-estimate of human penis size (being people that self-selected at spring break).
Given that the Lifestyles study was self-selected and measured by staff, and that penis length has been shown not to depend on age (past puberty), I feel confident calling us all some self-deceiving sons of bitches
Edit: To be perfectly clear, there is less than a %0.01 chance that we'd see this mean and StDev if the two population means were identical.
Two words, my man: representative sample. Shroom eaters apparently have way bigger dicks than the average population. We do not represent a cross-section of the entire male demographic.
But in reality, I think what it is is that men with a larger penis are more likely to self-report their size when the results are *not* anonymous. This effect is largely negated in e.g. the lifestyles study where although men self-selected, the results were anonymous (afaik) so there is no pride or shame to associate between the data and the men surveyed. I won't beat around the bush. If somebody asks me how big my dick is, I'm absolutely happy to tell them because I know it's well above average. I don't care if nobody believes me, the point is that they asked so it's not like I'm going around like "hey everybody I have a huge dick" because that's kind of, well, a dick move. Who cares how big somebody's dick is, really? But if somebody does want to know, why wouldn't I speak up? I think if I had a little dick I would probably just skip this thread.
Really, this is the catch 22 of having a big dick: you can never brag about it because people will assume you're just being "optimistic". So the only way anybody is going to know is if you're about to fuck them anyway, at which point the significance is rendered somewhat moot.
Edited by Boba JFET (06/12/10 09:04 PM)
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Boba JFET]
#12733609 - 06/12/10 09:14 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kind of cocky there aren't ya?
J/K
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: bananahat]
#12735735 - 06/13/10 11:56 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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After reviewing the How long is a piece of string thread I'd like to change my answer...
my p3n0r is infinitely long
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: CosmicFool]
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Boba JFET]
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Two words, my man: representative sample. Shroom eaters apparently have way bigger dicks than the average population. We do not represent a cross-section of the entire male demographic.
But in reality, I think what it is is that men with a larger penis are more likely to self-report their size when the results are *not* anonymous. This effect is largely negated in e.g. the lifestyles study where although men self-selected, the results were anonymous (afaik) so there is no pride or shame to associate between the data and the men surveyed. I won't beat around the bush. If somebody asks me how big my dick is, I'm absolutely happy to tell them because I know it's well above average. I don't care if nobody believes me, the point is that they asked so it's not like I'm going around like "hey everybody I have a huge dick" because that's kind of, well, a dick move. Who cares how big somebody's dick is, really? But if somebody does want to know, why wouldn't I speak up? I think if I had a little dick I would probably just skip this thread.
Ahhh! Statistics!! Everyone, run!!! /...Seriously, though. Apparently Shroomerites are packin'. But the fact is we probably could get a fairly representative sample with a pretty diverse demographic. Really though-I don't think anyone accomplishes anything by lying about penis size on a forum thread on teh intarwebs. It's not like anyone's going to go somewhere and meet someone, remember the thread and go "Oh, yeah-you have a big/small penis" The statistics are still pretty interesting, and I'm sure if the study hadn't been anon and someone else hadn't measured them, some of them may have been less than truthful (note: i said some, not all or most)
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: KinichAhau]
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its been awhile since measuring but i am about 6 3/4 and moderate girth... no complaints. ime ( and i am gay so i know cock ) 6 to 6 1/2 is average, more then 7 is a blessing, under six and over 5 is fine if you know what to do with it... anything under 5 you need props. imo
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6 inches long and 8 or 9 around...
do i have a lot of girth? never thought i had like too much
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The chicks call me a prick
then fuck me later that night
Because they think it's "cute".
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: jatangalo]
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The chicks call me a prick
then fuck me later that night
Because they think it's "cute".
Only immature idiotic bitches who may never grow up or get past the gold-digger, vain attitude a lot of them possess.
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I get the feeling, that a lot of them girls can't take a prick seriously and think its some sort of cute personality trait. Every man knows how serious dominant behaviour is though. It's deadly. It's no game. It's not cute.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: jatangalo]
#14529404 - 05/29/11 03:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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8.5-9 inches erect. Here it is flaccid.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Eminence]
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frylock91 said: 8.5 inches erect. Here it is flaccid.
Dam dis make me horni
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Eminence]
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frylock91 said: 8.5-9 inches erect. Here it is flaccid.
Flaccid? I don't homey dat shit looks semi-erect.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Eminence]
#14531404 - 05/29/11 04:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hey yogabunny what do you think about this guy's cock?
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Cherk]
#14532191 - 05/29/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm a good 11" long and 3.4" diameter.... not too shabby for a midget.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: bonnahoo]
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bonnahoo said: I'm a good 11" long and 3.4" diameter.... not too shabby for a midget.
Pics or it's all talk.
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depends on how close i am to passing out from blood flow to my dick... but 7-8 inches.
that's a good guess. i haven't measured in ages. but it's up in that range i think, no more than 8 i think.
and on the girth topic. it's a touchy one. i got a "thick" dick. but the depending on the girl it could be a good or a bad thing.
last chick i banged said she had to have a talk with her vag one morning to decide whether she was going to ride her bike or not.
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Ummm no.
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5 and a half to 6, average girth I'd say, maybe like the tip of your thumb and tip of your pointer finger touching making the biggest circle you can (unless you have hulk hands). I'm average Joe Shmoe, so I learned how to lick twat and move my dick like a master via google when I was young to make sure I could keep up with the lady's expectations. I haven't really had complaints and I almost always have at least one girl who hits me up at least a couple times a week. These days though, I just keep it to one girl, out of respect I guess.
Its also partially bent to the left. I had one girl claim that it was hitting "the spot" and she proved it by having multiple orgasms every time we fucked. Its too bad she moved, I would've married her.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Joolz]
#14538102 - 05/30/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Frylock rockin' the soda can cock.
I'm pretty comfortable with my 7-7.5 and "normal" girth considering I'm only 5'7 140 pounds. I imagine I might get a consistent 7.5 maybe even up to 7.8 or so if I get my bodyfat a little lower.
I'm a grower for sure, not a shower. My flacid penis sometimes is around an inch, usually an inch and a half.
IT TAKES ALL OF MY BLOOD TO POWER MY BRAAAAIIIIIN
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Humility]
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Humility said:IT TAKES ALL OF MY BLOOD TO POWER MY BRAAAAIIIIIN
FUCK YEAH
I'm totally using that next time my softy is exposed.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: LSDXM]
#14540580 - 05/31/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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me too, cause I'm a grower not a shower as well. Sitting here naked about to get in the shower...pen0r is a nice......inch or so long.
HE'S SLEEPING LEAVE HIM ALONE!
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Joolz]
#14541408 - 05/31/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The way I see it, and I've said thIs elsewhere on this forum, is that the penis is a utility and it behaves as such. When it's not in use it tucks itself away for safe keeping
Occasionally it pops up at inconvenient times, but hey, we've all stubbed our toes on hammers we forgot to put away right?
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: LSDXM]
#14544655 - 06/01/11 07:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Impressive Frylock!
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Humility]
#14548844 - 06/02/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Humility said: I'm pretty comfortable with my 7-7.5 and "normal" girth considering I'm only 5'7 140 pounds. I imagine I might get a consistent 7.5 maybe even up to 7.8 or so if I get my bodyfat a little lower.
whaaa?
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: domite]
#14548862 - 06/02/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Losing body fat around your crotch area shows more of your hidden junk. That's why fat guys usually look like they have little penors.
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#14548887 - 06/02/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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My dick is 4 inches
BUT SOME GIRLS LIKE IT THAT THICK, M I RITE?!!
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Eminence
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4 inches in circumference?
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LSDXM
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Yeah, bro, it probably sounded funny in your head, but four inches isn't very girthy.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: LSDXM]
#14550181 - 06/02/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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His joke was diameter, not circumference.
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Mine is 3 inches. Erect. No, not circumference or diameter. It's all I have to work with.
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It's not a big deal man; you can please women in lots of ways; just learn them. Vibrators will be key. Fact is vibrators are better by design, period.
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Anonymous said: Mine is 3 inches. Erect. No, not circumference or diameter. It's all I have to work with.
No worries. If you have some spare cash and wanna help with that look here. I hear they work real well. They're a bit pricey, but if it bothers you enough it should be worth it.
Plus gains are permanent, unlike with pills.
http://www.sizegenetics.com/
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Eminence]
#14552050 - 06/02/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Say's who sizegenetics
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LSDXM
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Eminence]
#14552079 - 06/02/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't understand why the results from this would be permanent but not with a penis pump, since they seem to be doing the same thing.
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Well yeah, and the people that use it. It's not fake, if you know how it works when people stretch their ears, it works in the same way.
When you have a constant pull on your skin, over time the cells rip and multiply, then heal over. So it eventually gets bigger.
People in african tribes and probably others have tied weights on their junks for a while and they did get bigger. The devices they sell now just do it more efficiently.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: LSDXM]
#14552116 - 06/02/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Krash Kharma said: I don't understand why the results from this would be permanent but not with a penis pump, since they seem to be doing the same thing.
No penis pumps just use pressure to force more blood into it. After a while when the pressure goes away so does the extra blood.
Penis extender constantly stretch it and makes the cells rip and multiply then reform. Like I said above it's just like when you stretch you ears. The reason they don't just rip is cuz more tissue is formed over time.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Eminence]
#14552198 - 06/02/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Makes sense
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frylock91 said: 8.5-9 inches erect. Here it is flaccid.
Flaccid? I don't homey dat shit looks semi-erect.
it is half chub and easy to tell by foreskin, but he will deny til blue in the face as we laugh. Dude fry any circumsized guy can check his soft dick and see his foreskin is never nearly an inch spread like yours and totally flat rather than scrunched up, who do you think you're fooling
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: John]
#14554147 - 06/03/11 03:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lol if you're uncircumcised your foreskin is gone. And apparently a couple people aren't opposing it, but you can't say everyone's cock is the same, I drunk posted it anyway, I wanted to delete it but it's been quoted already.
Go to google and search flaccid penis, I guarantee not everyone looks like you say.
I'm not being cocky, but it seems like whenever someone posts a pic of their wang and it's not average size, they get shit for it. I remember Pris being called out for it too
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Eminence]
#14578942 - 06/08/11 09:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow this just kinda died....
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Mine is 8 inches when fully hard. I don't know how thick but its pretty thick.
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Eminence]
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frylock91 said: Lol if you're uncircumcised your foreskin is gone. And apparently a couple people aren't opposing it, but you can't say everyone's cock is the same, I drunk posted it anyway, I wanted to delete it but it's been quoted already.
Go to google and search flaccid penis, I guarantee not everyone looks like you say.
I'm not being cocky, but it seems like whenever someone posts a pic of their wang and it's not average size, they get shit for it. I remember Pris being called out for it too
You really can't be too mad that niggas is jealous of your dick
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: justablip]
#14579730 - 06/08/11 01:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Measure from the base or from the balls?
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: nice1]
#14592915 - 06/10/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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here is my proof
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: justablip]
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justablip.....very nice!
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: justablip]
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Looks smaller than mine
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: nice1]
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pics or it never happened!
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well there hasnt been a pic in a couple days.. but just to show that i'm cool with my junk..
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: Synocybin]
#14610494 - 06/14/11 05:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok, I was granted with a solid 7" and its no pencil either, there are positives and negatives to having a big cack! Positives include showing it off to friends, telling people to suck it , and hitting people in the face with it! On the other hand there are some disadvantages to it too, for an example.... The average women's hole is a max 6" deep, you can't hide 7" in a crawl space only good for 6". Some women find it very painful, with sucks because you can't just lop off an inch or two! At least for those of you with average sized dongs, if the women your with finds it hard to get off with it you can always keep trying till she's satisfyed, I on the otherhand feel like I killed a kitten and probably won't get that second, third, fourth chance.........think about it!
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yea dude i literally know what you're talking about
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Someone should start a ( rate my pussy) thread.....
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I'm about 4 inches flaccid and 6.5-7 inches hard. Too shy to post pics though
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Re: How big is your p3n0r? [Re: thoughts]
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Pretty impressive Syno!
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Anonymous said: I'm about 4 inches flaccid and 6.5-7 inches hard. Too shy to post pics though
Ok, I'm pretty drunk so I decided to say fuck it, and here I am in all my glory.
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NICE!
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tyrannicalrex
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Well I finally decided to post again. 5.5 X 5.5, girth matches length. I guess I am lucky considering what bling442 said. Never had a complaint, as a matter of fact some have said it was the perfect size. LOL
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