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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: PreparationH]
    #12654991 - 05/30/10 10:37 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

hahaha, he just got pushed back by half a week!

seriously, youre probably not gonna get laid anymore, let alone according to your "schedule" :rolleyes:

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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: klondike_bar]
    #12655008 - 05/30/10 10:42 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

you've been hit with the shroomery curse. thank poptart.
lol j/k though I'm just fucking with you... unlike you fucking her.

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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: PreparationH]
    #12655496 - 05/30/10 12:26 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Haha. You guys can doubt it if you want, but I'm going to fuck her no matter what.

And I will let you guys know how it goes.
If I don't fuck, I'm going to go on a fucking rampage.


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: mrgibblet]
    #12655508 - 05/30/10 12:28 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: PreparationH]
    #12655513 - 05/30/10 12:29 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:ilold:

I dunno if the friend zone means her telling me she wants to fuck me every time we speak, but if it does, I'm in it.


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: mrgibblet]
    #12655525 - 05/30/10 12:31 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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:ilold:

I dunno if the friend zone means her telling me she wants to fuck me every time we speak.



their's a difference between what she claims to want and what she does.

For instance saying she want's to fuck you but never fucking you. :lol: good luck, wear a condom, a friend of mine in HS got a girl pregnant his first time havin sex LOL his daughter is 4 now. :suicide:

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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: PreparationH]
    #12655531 - 05/30/10 12:32 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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mrgibblet said:
:ilold:

I dunno if the friend zone means her telling me she wants to fuck me every time we speak.



their's a difference between what she claims to want and what she does.

For instance saying she want's to fuck you but never fucking you. :lol: good luck, wear a condom, a friend of mine in HS got a girl pregnant his first time havin sex LOL his daughter is 4 now. :suicide:



Fuck that sucks.

She already got us condoms :smile:


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: mrgibblet]
    #12655552 - 05/30/10 12:38 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Make sure you tickle her uterus with your 7.5in fuckstick. :rolleyes:



if ur not bruising her cervix then ur cawk is too small :coaster:




LMFAO.
Good, I hope I get recognized for tearing through women with my cock.



With a 7.5, you won't be tearing through much of anything.:lol: I'm not making fun of you at all. I'm just saying that you are pretty average, unless you are black or asian.:smirk:


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: blissedout]
    #12655592 - 05/30/10 12:45 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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mrgibblet said:
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ThirtyCigarettes said:
Make sure you tickle her uterus with your 7.5in fuckstick. :rolleyes:



if ur not bruising her cervix then ur cawk is too small :coaster:




LMFAO.
Good, I hope I get recognized for tearing through women with my cock.



With a 7.5, you won't be tearing through much of anything.:lol: I'm not making fun of you at all. I'm just saying that you are pretty average, unless you are black or asian.:smirk:



"come say that at the gathering, see what happens"

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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: mrgibblet]
    #12655617 - 05/30/10 12:50 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Well just to make an update, we talked today and we cant hang out tomorrow, but we're going to monday, if not monday, wednesday FOR SURE.

But no matter what I'm fucking her, and I will post when I do.



:rofl2: sure.

She can't hang out for half an hour?


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: learningtofly]
    #12655641 - 05/30/10 12:56 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

He's getting the classic high school runaround.:lol: I remember that well from my younger days.:oldman:


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: PreparationH]
    #12655658 - 05/30/10 12:59 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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"come say that at the gathering, see what happens"



I am really trying to get up to the gathering this year. Are you going, or are you just pulling a Cerveau.


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: blissedout]
    #12655678 - 05/30/10 01:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

So i was going to have sex, but this thread turned me gay.

/endthread

lol. not.


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: mrgibblet]
    #12655708 - 05/30/10 01:07 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

lol.not. you were going to have sex, or lol.not. you turned gay?

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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: blissedout]
    #12655742 - 05/30/10 01:14 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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mrgibblet said:
Well just to make an update, we talked today and we cant hang out tomorrow, but we're going to monday, if not monday, wednesday FOR SURE.

But no matter what I'm fucking her, and I will post when I do.



:rofl2: sure.

She can't hang out for half an hour?



it's his first time, more like: She' can't hang out for 2 minutes?

lol

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PreparationH said:
"come say that at the gathering, see what happens"



I am really trying to get up to the gathering this year. Are you going, or are you just pulling a Cerveau.



lol pulling a cerveau.  I won't be able to go to a gathering for a few years, broke college kid, so once I get my diploma and unlock all the knowledge in the universe, I might swing by one.

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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: PreparationH]
    #12655791 - 05/30/10 01:20 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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it's his first time, more like: She' can't hang out for 2 minutes?

lol




:rofl2:

Were gonna do more than fuck, we have probably 3-4 hours to do whatever we want. And I'm probably gonna keep fucking her after I cum.


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: mrgibblet]
    #12655806 - 05/30/10 01:22 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
it's his first time, more like: She' can't hang out for 2 minutes?

lol




:rofl2:

Were gonna do more than fuck, we have probably 3-4 hours to do whatever we want. And I'm probably gonna keep fucking her after I cum.



I don't think you're getting the point. If you plan on fucking, then you're going to fuck. You don't need the extra 3 hours and 58min if all your main objective is sex.


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: learningtofly]
    #12655818 - 05/30/10 01:24 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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I don't think you're getting the point. If you plan on fucking, then you're going to fuck. You don't need the extra 3 hours and 58min if all your main objective is sex.




Yes I know the sex might not last long. But I plan to stay at her house for a while.


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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: mrgibblet]
    #12656495 - 05/30/10 03:46 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:gameover:

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Re: First time getting fucked [Re: mushman18] * 1
    #12656732 - 05/30/10 04:36 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Start out slow then once she seems to be enjoying it flip her over and force your cock into her ass and go until you blow. defiantly the best possible thing you could do on your first time.

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