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 KillerSpores
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 CONDOMS are the root of all evil. 
#12490801 - 05/01/10 08:32 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have this burning hate for condoms. I hate the way they feel. I hate the way they look. I hate the way they completely take all pleasure away. But most of all I hate how I can never ever "finish" with one on. Just thought I would share. And a Final thing is they are EXPENSIVE AS FUCK!
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Edited by KillerSpores (05/02/10 02:09 PM)
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laserpig
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 Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: KillerSpores]
#12490803 - 05/01/10 08:34 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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condoms are worse than AIDS 
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ChronicCluster
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: laserpig]
#12490820 - 05/01/10 08:37 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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One word.
Oral.
That is all.
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 danielx
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: KillerSpores]
#12490823 - 05/01/10 08:37 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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and the musk of rubber while fucking is sickening. 
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Brainiac
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: laserpig]
#12490825 - 05/01/10 08:38 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Reminder kids...
Its easier to change a condom, then a diaper...
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Rocker232
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: Brainiac]
#12490847 - 05/01/10 08:41 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I feel sex pretty damn good in a condom. Have never really had a complaint and thought it was blatantly fucking retarded to not wrap and end up having a child 
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PilzeEssen
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: Rocker232]
#12491082 - 05/01/10 09:29 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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i finally got laid last week for the first time. only had sex like 4 times altogether now, and ya. fuck condoms. i can not feel SHIT!!! stuck it in without a condom, way better.. WAY better... head is nice too, just as long as they watch their teeth!!! but even then i couldnt get off...  which allowed her to get what she wanted...
i was fuckin this girl last night, couldnt get off with the condom, so i pull out, take the condom off, and bust it all over her stomach LOL... it was 
OP, i agree. condoms suck. but i do wonder about those new trojan ecstasy ones... i dont feel like goin bare again... i dont need that paranoia..
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StonedShroom
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: PilzeEssen]
#12491165 - 05/01/10 09:42 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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this is where being a lesbian kicks ass
we don't have to worry about condoms
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cacharstar
Strange is good...
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: StonedShroom]
#12491203 - 05/01/10 09:51 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have two kids
at least they are with the same woman
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Gastronomicus
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: cacharstar]
#12491247 - 05/01/10 09:59 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I can always bust with condoms. Pussy feels good brah
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stratos
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: Gastronomicus]
#12491684 - 05/01/10 11:51 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Brainiac said:
Reminder kids...
Its easier to change a condom, then a diaper...
Quote:
Gastronomicus said:
I can always bust with condoms. Pussy feels good brah
this is some true shit. haha 
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Wonker
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: Brainiac]
#12491697 - 05/01/10 11:58 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Brainiac said:
Reminder kids...
Its easier to change a condom, then a diaper...
LOL, true story
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dill705
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: stratos]
#12491708 - 05/02/10 12:01 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I can't get off with condoms or from oral...
I also have two kids
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Gastronomicus
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: dill705]
#12491764 - 05/02/10 12:23 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: StonedShroom]
#12491931 - 05/02/10 01:27 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Stoned Shroom said:
this is where being a lesbian kicks ass
we don't have to worry about condoms
Not true, you still have to worry about STD's. And the way our genetic's are heading, you'll have to start wondering if your girl busted a nut or not.
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#12491936 - 05/02/10 01:29 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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oh and by the way if you guys are going to use condoms, look into Crown.
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ThirtyCigarettes
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: Gastronomicus]
#12491950 - 05/02/10 01:35 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Try different kinds.
OR
If you're with a long-term partner, discuss other methods. Depo Provera is becoming very popular and will be the birth control of our choice in the very near future.
Condoms have done just fine for me though. There's just the primal instinct to blast her cervix with my man goo, and she feels the same. Oddly enough, we both don't want those little rascal fuckers.
Be safe, and responsible.
P.S. I've read a few things that attribute "pleasure-less" sex and oral comes from chronic masturbation. Not everything feels like the course palm of your hand.  Enjoy the small things. Enjoy the in AND the out.
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AlteredAgain
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: KillerSpores]
#12492199 - 05/02/10 03:38 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Go with lambskin condoms instead of latex. They feel so much more natural. The catch is you would need to use them with a person you know as they only prevent pregnancy and not STDs.
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SillyString525
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Re: CONDOMS are the root of all evil. [Re: KillerSpores]
#12492218 - 05/02/10 04:04 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I personally don't mind a rubber. I will go a little bit longer and do a little bit better
on another note, I saw a used condom in my dormitory stairwell tonight after eating a bunch of acid 
less than a week left here, thank god.
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memes
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I dont like condoms. But I don't like pulling out EVEN MORE. Nutting in there FTW
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