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 Coaster
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 A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... 
#12473097 - 04/28/10 06:12 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Like i was at my sisters birthday party and i was cutting the cake and i was just staring at the big shiny knife slicing through the spongy chocolatey celebratory desert. Then I hear the familiar command in originating from my head to KILL MY SISTER. This voice always sounds the same, as if the voice is a real entity. The voice has this really aweinspiring aura to it, the vibes I get from the suggestions the voice makes to me seem as though this entity is trying to show me something, something that would shift the worlds paradigm.
This voice has never lead me astray. Sometimes it tells me to do wild things that may seem irrational to me at the time, but always turn out preferable in the end. For example I was going to go pick up a sack of 5-meo-dalt and i called my dealer and he said come over. I was smokin a bowl bout to head out and the voice told me to continue smoking and never show up. I never question the voice though and I do as it says because for some reason it always knows the whats best for me. The next day after not even contacting him to tell him im not coming i find out he gets busted at the same time i was bout to go over there!!!!
For this and many other reasons I no the voice has some reason for telling me to do something I would never to. So I dont even think twice to not kill my sister because i am totally confident there is some good reason for it, possibly because later in life she will become a murderer and i have to save her future victims or something. So in the middle of the party i go and am about to fucking kill her, my whole family has no idea what is about to go down but im certain it will turn out good.
So im walking over to her with the knife in my hand and by the time i get half way between her and I the dog starts barking like mad at the door, apparently the mailman is here exactly at the time i was bout to fucking murder my sis! So i decide to wait until the mailman leaves to do my bidding. But then I realize the package was for my sisters birthday and it was a huge box that needed to be cut open and I had a knife in my hand that I just wiped the cake off of. Then I realized that's what the voice was intending for me to do the whole time, was to be the hero with the knife to open the present for her.
The voice later tells me when we are alone that, that was a test to see if I trusted the voice enough to allow the voice to divulge me with all its secrets of the universe. Then I told other people about how this voice knows everything and that my offspring will bring forth new nations and anybody could live in our glory if they just simply make a covenant by sacrificing what is dearest to them, their foreskin.
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 Brainiac
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 Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473109 - 04/28/10 06:14 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mine has keep me out of alot of legal shit....
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Mchaggis
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473119 - 04/28/10 06:16 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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damn dude
are you for real?
listening to voices isn't usually a good thing
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JT
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Mchaggis]
#12473124 - 04/28/10 06:17 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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haha that's the funniest post i've read all week
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HappyTrippin
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473128 - 04/28/10 06:17 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sounds like that voice is trying to get you to trust it, and it's gonna start dictating your life. Do you want someone who isn't you controlling who you are?
That's pretty interesting though, i'm quite the opposite, no thoughts, no voice within my noggin.
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fliped
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473133 - 04/28/10 06:18 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wow, you really are on a whole nother level.....
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473141 - 04/28/10 06:19 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ive had thoughts in my head that werent mine.
I used to hear a voice that was very demonic but it didnt tell me to do bag things so much as that it would do bag things to me. I heard it a few times and was certain at the time that it was the devil.
Certain characters get "played with" more if you will by these architects of the universe and I believe you to be one of those characters.
My guardian angel resides in the sky and has a magnanimous blue aura.
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The_Ghost
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473158 - 04/28/10 06:23 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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/ / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / /
The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks.
May His Circuits Ever Function
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makaveli8x8
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: The_Ghost]
#12473169 - 04/28/10 06:26 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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someone should forward his post to ythan so we can get coaster put into a rehab center, maybe we can get him on tv or something
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halo
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: The_Ghost]
#12473172 - 04/28/10 06:27 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure Coaster is joking.
Read the last line.
The story is similar to the whole Abraham/Issac affair.
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Set
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473174 - 04/28/10 06:27 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
my sister
pics
you know the deal
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DoctorDelysid
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Set]
#12473189 - 04/28/10 06:29 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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A little voice in my head tells me to synthesize LSD by the kilo and give it out for free, but I don't have the damn skills.
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473190 - 04/28/10 06:30 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Also; 
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WyattsTorch
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#12473205 - 04/28/10 06:32 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Coaster you never cease to entertain.
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AcidDropper420
I'm from Canada,eh?
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473211 - 04/28/10 06:33 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow, i didn't think it was possible but coaster had just made himself look like more of a fucking idiot to me..
wow.
your a fucking tool.
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Envix
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: AcidDropper420]
#12473232 - 04/28/10 06:36 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol coaster was too lazy to come up with his own troll so he had to steal one from the bible 
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smack a hoe out this dimension
continue my ascension
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Envix]
#12473290 - 04/28/10 06:43 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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JWH Warning:
If your addicted to marijuana, do not attempt to go into abstinence for a day and replace with our product. This chemical is still under study and may lead to psychotic behavior,loss of contact with reality,hallucinations, delusional beliefs,personality changes, and thought disorders. Including voices in your head that may lead to you killing your sister, or failing and opening her birthday present instead, and later demanding foreskin donations, which we now classify as the coaster syndrome.
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We play on earth to pass the time
Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Envix]
#12473300 - 04/28/10 06:44 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I think the name Coaster is the one I have read most frequently on this place, but that's the first post ive read where i noticed its from him. I laughed. So that's the user they call coaster then
Edited by marmarwoohoo (04/28/10 06:45 PM)
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LobsterSauce
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: marmarwoohoo]
#12473317 - 04/28/10 06:46 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yup,he's the in-house wreck head.
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Spiderbaby
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: LobsterSauce]
#12473360 - 04/28/10 06:54 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Coaster ledgebox . . shroomery legend, keep listening to them voices mano, solid plan, 
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Arcanum
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: LobsterSauce]
#12473369 - 04/28/10 06:56 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have problems with anxiety so if I ever get into a position where I can see a way out, my brain shorts out and I do things I wouldn't normally do and then I'm left with no understanding of what the hell was going on in my head at the time.
I'm still at risk for developing Schizophrenia. My grandma was schizo and a lobotomy patient.
Good thing I don't ever purposely alter my brain chemistry.....
... oh wait....
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Prisoner#1
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Re: A voice in my head tells me to do naughty things... [Re: Coaster]
#12473936 - 04/28/10 08:45 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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 This thread has been closed.
Reason:
Quote:
Spiderbaby said:
Coaster ledgebox . . shroomery legend, keep listening to them voices mano, solid plan,
coaster, shroomery troll, stolen from bluelight
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?p=8333534
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