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Stoner Mishaps
#12460132 - 04/26/10 02:20 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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What are some unfortunate things that have occured to you while toking up?
for me it had to be this time that i was finishing up a bowl, then i tried to clear it. there was still a bit of burning ash left inside, & when i held it close to mt face & tried to blow it out, the fiery piece landed right in my eye!
it hurt pretty bad, & i could not get it out. that sucked.
then ive also seen my friend get a sick $250 double chambered bong then knock it over & break it reaching for his phone. that was a sad moment
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: thoughts]
#12460151 - 04/26/10 02:23 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: thoughts]
#12460154 - 04/26/10 02:24 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lol @ the eye
Nothing much has happened to me except breaking a pipe and a few bong water spills
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haha, ohh yeah i had a bad bong spill in high school.
went out to smoke during lunch & it spilled all over my pants, then i had algebra & everyone could smell it.
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: thoughts]
#12460169 - 04/26/10 02:27 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm sure i've done a lot of stupid things haha.
I just can't remember.
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: kirilan]
#12460172 - 04/26/10 02:28 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I always seem to misplace my xbox controller... I have such a hard life.
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Fuck I always put things in places when i'm high that i would never usually put them, then when I go look for them later i'm like "what the fuck"
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: kirilan]
#12460182 - 04/26/10 02:31 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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ive left the milk in the cupboard & the cereal in the fridge.
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: thoughts]
#12460186 - 04/26/10 02:32 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hahaha i've definitely done that
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: kirilan]
#12460187 - 04/26/10 02:32 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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When I used to work at McDonald's my manager would send me out with some $$ to buy some weed from my dude. Then when the store closed and we were almost done our work at night we'd turn the grills on and smoke under the vents. I dropped my glass bowl from a height of about 5 feet and it bounced a few times, landed under the grill, and I recovered it without a scratch.
Fast forward to 5 years later, a few months ago I dropped same bowl from a height of 1.5 feet onto a glass ashtray, and the bowl was in pieces... RIP Bowl..
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: thoughts]
#12460192 - 04/26/10 02:33 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have a bad habit of just putting things down, so when I walk around looking for munchies, I just put my controller down. I get back to the TV with a bowl of goodies, and I'm like... where the fuck is my controller?!
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Fucking short term memory when high haha
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: kirilan]
#12460229 - 04/26/10 02:41 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh and walking up stairs is the most difficult thing for me to do when im superbaked.
the symmetry becomes too overwhelming & i dont know where my feet are. i have to hold on to the rail all the way up.
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: thoughts]
#12461865 - 04/26/10 07:59 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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also,
i forgot to mention the time i backed up into a parked semi, one of my tail lights got fucked. major buzzkill.
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Re: Stoner Mishaps [Re: thoughts]
#12461900 - 04/26/10 08:10 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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On 4/20 I had eaten 2 brownies packed with dank and smoked a ridiculous amount on top of it. I was so stoned that while smoking a cigarette, I fell asleep sitting up for a second and somehow managed to drop that cigarette down my shirt. It took me several tries to get it out and I now have a hole in my favorite shirt and a burn on my nipple.
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It always takes a few minutes before my ears can take really loud music. I mistakenly left the volume on my ipod on high. I put them in my ears and started the music. It scared the shit out of me when it started blaring so I ripped the headphones out of my(which hurt) and threw my iPod and the wall.
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alternatereality said: On 4/20 I had eaten 2 brownies packed with dank and smoked a ridiculous amount on top of it. I was so stoned that while smoking a cigarette, I fell asleep sitting up for a second and somehow managed to drop that cigarette down my shirt. It took me several tries to get it out and I now have a hole in my favorite shirt and a burn on my nipple.
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one time i was getting blazed on my roof because it was such a nice day but after smoking a few bowls i went to pack another one and the wind blew away all my weed it was such a buzzkill
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Me and my friends made this bong out of a telescope (could still look through it and everything) and we were toking in my room. Then my dad knocks on the door and in a rush my friend just throws the bong into a pile of my clothes and covers it. Turns out my dad made some popcorn and wanted to give us some. Afterwards we investigate the bong and it ended up spilling bong water in all my clothes and soaked into the floor, man did that smell for a while.
Also this other time my friend just bought his first bag of weed and we were riding in my other friends car and he didn't want everyone to know he just got some so he could surprise everyone when we wanted to smoke or something. So my friends car breaks down in the middle of this trail at night so everyone is getting bummed out. So my friend is like don't worry guys I got the weed and he takes it out of his pocket and kind of lets it unfurl, well the door was open and it was windy so the wind caught the bag turned it upside down and weed blew everywhere, mostly outside in the muddy ground. Needless to say my friend was very bummed he lost his first bag of weed.
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I don't even really know how this happened but it was the worst thing that ever happened while toking. I was reaching for my bong and when I went to grab it I almost knocked it over then when I went to grab it real fast I grabbed where down stem piece and it broke and a big piece of it stuck right into my hand. I didn't really notice until I felt something sticky on my foot and knee and it was my hand bleeding all over the place and I realized there was a dime sized piece of glass stuck in my hand. When I pulled it out blood went everywhere. Damn
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