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OfflineNorthernsoul
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Our inner pirate
    #1244407 - 01/23/03 11:08 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Daily Affirmations for your Inner Pirate
Once you've gotten in touch with your inner pirate, the job is not over. Remember to consult the Affirmations for your Inner Pirate:



Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations for the Inner Pirate
Monday:
"I'm going to rape and pillage today just for the heck of it because, gosh darn it, I deserve to have a good time."

Tuesday:
"I am not a fraud, a thief yes, but not a fraud."

Wednesday:
"I deserve all the loot and booty I can carry without feeling ashamed or being grandiose."

Thursday:
"I will express my feelings today. I will not hide them behind my eyepatch. My eyepatch is not a mask for my feelings, but rather a small swatch of leather that covers a hideous scar."

Friday:
"When I overtake that merchants vessel, I will not be playing those parent tapes in my head: "You wield a cutlass like a girl" . . . "Why can't you be more like Blackbeard's son?" . . . "Philosophy? What kind of major is that? It's useless!"

Saturday:
"Just because I indulge in wine and wenches does not mean I'm an alcoholic sex-addict like my father."

Sunday:
"If I must violently put down a mutiny today, it is not because I am a bad person or that I am not worthy of love; it is because my crew are a bunch of yellow-bellied, lily-livered sons-of-whores--and I am mean enough, ruthless enough, and dog gone it, people fear me."



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When it comes
I'll know, I know
Just take my clothes and leave
And I'll be gone




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Re: Our inner pirate [Re: Northernsoul]
    #1244522 - 01/24/03 01:05 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Our inner pirate [Re: Northernsoul]
    #1244544 - 01/24/03 01:28 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Thank you for that beautiful post, it touched my heart. Awakening your inner pirate is a key part of enlightenment, IMO.


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Re: Our inner pirate [Re: Northernsoul]
    #1244715 - 01/24/03 04:41 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

LOL
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 


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Note: In desperate need of a cure...


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OfflineNorthernsoul
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Re: Our inner pirate [Re: Northernsoul]
    #1244931 - 01/24/03 06:18 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, I thaught it might help a few people feel better about themselves :smirk:


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When it comes
I'll know, I know
Just take my clothes and leave
And I'll be gone




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OfflineMurex
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Re: Our inner pirate [Re: Northernsoul]
    #1245172 - 01/24/03 07:54 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Arrr!  :mad:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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