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OfflineGeorgieBoy
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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Connor4050]
    #12416680 - 04/18/10 06:52 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

public restrooms are never a good experience. except when youre on drugs and taking a piss in a urinal then i like to fuck with people.

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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Aleph1]
    #12416780 - 04/18/10 07:20 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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Aleph1 said:
I actually get a kick out of taking monster dump and there is somebody on other side trying to not make a sound. Feels sort of like a catholic confessional.



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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: GeorgieBoy]
    #12416853 - 04/18/10 07:39 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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GeorgieBoy said:
public restrooms are never a good experience. except when youre on drugs and taking a piss in a urinal then i like to fuck with people.



what you mean like intently staring at their johnsons whilst making sexual grunting noises of satisfaction?


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Envix]
    #12416935 - 04/18/10 08:00 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck all that wiping the seat crap, i just flush and hover, lol. It works, and yeah being on say... Xanax definitely helps you not care.

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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Connor4050]
    #12416942 - 04/18/10 08:01 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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Connor4050 said:
Does anyone else absolutely hate doing this, and try to avoid it as much

as possible?  :feelsbadman:




LOL


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: deCypher] * 1
    #12417017 - 04/18/10 08:17 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

"Due to the splash hazard in this porta pottie, all turds must be lowered by hand."
Thank you,
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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Connor4050]
    #12417067 - 04/18/10 08:27 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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Maurer said:
Pretty much, even better when you get splashed in the asshole by some fucking mystery water.





Try putting a bit of TP in there before you sit,this keeps the splashing down. Like lay it out in a layer or 2.

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Platinum said:
I give the seat a wipe down but then TP the seat as well. Not a fan of it tho, try to avoid it.




Me too.

Does anyone else flush the manual public toilet with their foot? Am I the only one who hates touching the handles?


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #12417328 - 04/18/10 09:15 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
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Maurer said:
Pretty much, even better when you get splashed in the asshole by some fucking mystery water.





Try putting a bit of TP in there before you sit,this keeps the splashing down. Like lay it out in a layer or 2.




Truth.

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Platinum said:
I give the seat a wipe down but then TP the seat as well. Not a fan of it tho, try to avoid it.




Me too.

Does anyone else flush the manual public toilet with their foot? Am I the only one who hates touching the handles?




I do the same thing, it's easier than bending over to push it too. But I'm tall so its a longer trip to flush. But I dont flush urinals.

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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Connor4050]
    #12417501 - 04/18/10 09:49 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Is what sucks is urinals you never know what the other guy is thinking or what he like :wink: I advoid them as much as i can.


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Connor4050] * 1
    #12417520 - 04/18/10 09:54 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I got a ritual if it has to be done-

First, flush the toliet.

Second, throw some toliet paper in the water so I don't experience any splash up

Third, put toilet paper down on the seat.

Lastly, take the dump, and leave everything as is.

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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: danielx]
    #12417530 - 04/18/10 09:55 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I flush the toilet when I poop.  :lol:


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: ImperialCactus]
    #12417593 - 04/18/10 10:04 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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ImperialCactus said:
Fuck all that wiping the seat crap, i just flush and hover, lol. It works, and yeah being on say... Xanax definitely helps you not care.





The dip and drop. You have to move fast to miss the splash.


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: cacharstar] * 1
    #12417637 - 04/18/10 10:15 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

If you wear pampers you can just avoid the whole situation all together and just throw out your shame into a postal pickup bin.


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Aleph1]
    #12417641 - 04/18/10 10:16 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

The Internet is a reflection of Freud.  :facepalm3:


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: cacharstar]
    #12417721 - 04/18/10 10:29 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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cacharstar said:
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ImperialCactus said:
Fuck all that wiping the seat crap, i just flush and hover, lol. It works, and yeah being on say... Xanax definitely helps you not care.





The dip and drop. You have to move fast to miss the splash.




this can sometimes backfire. It means the turd is dropping from a higher elevation and may create a larger splash.


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: danielx]
    #12417762 - 04/18/10 10:38 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

just put a sheet of toilet paper in the bowl. then the shit will land on that and prevent splashing


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: danielx] * 1
    #12417786 - 04/18/10 10:43 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

If there's no one in the bathroom I'll just take a shit right on the middle of the floor.:shrug:

I've always wanted to do that and set a 100 dollar bill right on the pile of shit. Whoever would actually pick up that shit covered bill, deserves a hundred dollars.


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: volcomstoner]
    #12418037 - 04/18/10 11:26 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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If there's no one in the bathroom I'll just take a shit right on the middle of the floor.:shrug:

I've always wanted to do that and set a 100 dollar bill right on the pile of shit. Whoever would actually pick up that shit covered bill, deserves a hundred dollars.



HAHAHAHAHA :laugh2: That just makes so much sense :lol:




I'd be pissed if they cheated though, and used something other than ther hands, then they don't deserve $100. :shrug:


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Where Is Life]
    #12418055 - 04/18/10 11:31 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

well if it's just laying there on top of the pile it wouldn't be that bad to just pick it up.
there probably wouldn't even be shit on it maybe if it were jammed in there a little or sandwiched in between it. damn if it were just laying on top I'd pick it up if it were a $10 :shrug:


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Re: Pooping in public restrooms [Re: Aleph1]
    #12421209 - 04/19/10 03:20 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

For real, I'm so broke, I'd fish that hundred bucks out of a porta-potty with my bare hands.
I've had MRSA. If I can deal with that I can deal with some crap.
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Aleph1 said:
If you wear pampers you can just avoid the whole situation all together and just throw out your shame into a postal pickup bin.



Dood, you kill me!:laugh2:


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