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FeedingMyDreams
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The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies
#12389160 - 04/13/10 11:26 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Masturbation.
Unlike my dad and a few people I know, I have zero bastard children.
This method works!
Try it.
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morrowasted
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#12389175 - 04/13/10 11:28 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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fuck that
my gf has a BC implant
i nut inside her raw dog all day and never think twice about it
son
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AcidDropper420
I'm from Canada,eh?
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Loc: British Columbia
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: morrowasted]
#12389181 - 04/13/10 11:29 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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thats awesome..
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FeedingMyDreams
King of Cartoons
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: morrowasted]
#12389190 - 04/13/10 11:30 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
morrowasted said: fuck that
my gf has a BC implant
i nut inside her raw dog all day and never think twice about it
son
Your creampie's are going to haunt you eventually.
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deCypher
Registered: 02/10/08
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#12389195 - 04/13/10 11:32 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I knew a guy once who had a couple kids and had to pay child support. Last I heard he fled the scene.
total scumbag, though
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Sandoz
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#12389198 - 04/13/10 11:33 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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DSHSB
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appleorange
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Loc: Reykjavík
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Sandoz]
#12389256 - 04/13/10 11:45 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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abstinence is where it's at.
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deCypher
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: appleorange]
#12389260 - 04/13/10 11:46 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I agree. Wrap your shit, kiddies.
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appleorange
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: deCypher]
#12389270 - 04/13/10 11:48 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, I'm gonna go practice abstinence right now. Not like I can't get laid or anything, but I'm trying to be pure for jesus and prevent pregnancy.
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deCypher
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: appleorange]
#12389272 - 04/13/10 11:48 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I try not to get into bad habits like abstinence, but sometimes... it just happens.
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appleorange
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: deCypher]
#12389290 - 04/13/10 11:52 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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jesus loves you no matter what.
he loves gay people and terrorists too, so he must love you even more.
remember that.
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Enthrall
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#12389298 - 04/13/10 11:53 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Na the gov should sterilize people by putting stuff in the water. Or kill peoples children like china does.
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deCypher
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Enthrall]
#12389311 - 04/13/10 11:55 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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FeedingMyDreams
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: appleorange]
#12389471 - 04/14/10 12:20 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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appleorange said: Well, I'm gonna go practice abstinence right now. Not like I can't get laid or anything, but I'm trying to be pure for jesus and prevent pregnancy.
lol The ladies aren't exactly swarming over me but I'm not doing it for Jesus.
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bbl337
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Enthrall]
#12389483 - 04/14/10 12:22 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Enthrall said: Na the gov should sterilize people by putting stuff in the water. Or kill peoples children like china does.
I can't tell if the china part is sarcasm or not...
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Dude96
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: bbl337]
#12389533 - 04/14/10 12:29 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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stab her in the belly button and put it in, guaranteed good time
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Kingofdiamonds
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Dude96]
#12391376 - 04/14/10 11:08 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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i'm surprised no one mentioned using a coat hanger
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noticeofeviction
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Kingofdiamonds] 1
#12391384 - 04/14/10 11:09 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Maurer
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
#12391399 - 04/14/10 11:11 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
FeedingMyDreams said: Masturbation.
Unlike my dad and a few people I know, I have zero bastard children.
This method works!
Try it.
You do this because all the women flock to you and you turn them down Birth control.
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Razzl3Frazzl3
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Make her swallow?
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