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Offlineutk
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praise the god of horse poo
    #12389640 - 04/14/10 12:45 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

There were once some treasure coasts colonizing so slow
Every week that ticked away, only inches they'd grow
2 weeks passed by with a low spawning rate
the parents did wonder if they could create
With first time doubt they added more spores
they swissed up the lid and taped with micropore
A week went by and 2 jars stood out strong
with a baby pan cyan and TC to tag along

They looked to the poo gods to answer their prayers
And were told that with patience, bulk sub could be theirs
They sought out a path that they had tripped and hiked often
Finding horse poo that was aged like the bones in a coffin
After loading a trash bag that was filled to its top
And explaining to strangers that it was for a crop
Off to the house doing 50 in a 40 zone
Desperate to make up, for the time that they'd grown

It was heated in water for a half of an hour
Then purged of its liquids to water the flowers
The poo went to plastic packed loose as can be
They added broke up cakes made from wild bird seed
Coffee grounds and vermiculite were both added too
The lid was then foiled and the sides had some dew
They offered more prayers to the gods of the poo
After a day passed,  1/3 they had grew

Hehe please excuse the cannabanoid influence to randomly make poetry and entertain. I thought it was funny....but its all based on a true story.

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OfflineThe shroomy 1
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Re: praise the god of horse poo [Re: utk]
    #12389663 - 04/14/10 12:50 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

:handth:  Much needed humor at this time of night.  That was pretty damn good poetry there buddy!


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Re: praise the god of horse poo [Re: The shroomy 1]
    #12389904 - 04/14/10 01:29 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

wow, thats really good!

thanks for the bedtime story!


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Re: praise the god of horse poo [Re: iamu]
    #12392299 - 04/14/10 01:45 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

There will be a follow up in a week or 2 called the night before harvest lol.

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