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OfflineFeedingMyDreams
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The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies
    #12389160 - 04/14/10 01:26 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Masturbation.

Unlike my dad and a few people I know, I have zero bastard children.

This method works!

Try it.

:lol:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12389175 - 04/14/10 01:28 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

fuck that

my gf has a BC implant

i nut inside her raw dog all day and never think twice about it

son


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: morrowasted]
    #12389181 - 04/14/10 01:29 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

thats awesome..


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: morrowasted]
    #12389190 - 04/14/10 01:30 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
fuck that

my gf has a BC implant

i nut inside her raw dog all day and never think twice about it

son



Your creampie's are going to haunt you eventually.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12389195 - 04/14/10 01:32 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

I knew a guy once who had a couple kids and had to pay child support.  Last I heard he fled the scene.

total scumbag, though


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12389198 - 04/14/10 01:33 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Sandoz]
    #12389256 - 04/14/10 01:45 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

abstinence is where it's at.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: appleorange]
    #12389260 - 04/14/10 01:46 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

I agree.  Wrap your shit, kiddies.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: deCypher]
    #12389270 - 04/14/10 01:48 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Well, I'm gonna go practice abstinence right now. Not like I can't get laid or anything, but I'm trying to be pure for jesus and prevent pregnancy.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: appleorange]
    #12389272 - 04/14/10 01:48 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

I try not to get into bad habits like abstinence, but sometimes... it just happens.  :shrug2:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: deCypher]
    #12389290 - 04/14/10 01:52 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

jesus loves you no matter what.

he loves gay people and terrorists too, so he must love you even more.

remember that.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12389298 - 04/14/10 01:53 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Na the gov should sterilize people by putting stuff in the water. Or kill peoples children like china does.  :dancinghitler:  :happyhitler:  :hitler:  :hitlerdance:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Enthrall]
    #12389311 - 04/14/10 01:55 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

:grammarnazi:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: appleorange]
    #12389471 - 04/14/10 02:20 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

appleorange said:
Well, I'm gonna go practice abstinence right now. Not like I can't get laid or anything, but I'm trying to be pure for jesus and prevent pregnancy.



lol The ladies aren't exactly swarming over me but I'm not doing it for Jesus.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Enthrall]
    #12389483 - 04/14/10 02:22 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Enthrall said:
Na the gov should sterilize people by putting stuff in the water. Or kill peoples children like china does.  :dancinghitler:  :happyhitler:  :hitler:  :hitlerdance:




I can't tell if the china part is sarcasm or not...


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: bbl337]
    #12389533 - 04/14/10 02:29 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

stab her in the belly button and put it in, guaranteed good time


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Dude96]
    #12391376 - 04/14/10 01:08 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

i'm surprised no one mentioned using a coat hanger


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Kingofdiamonds] * 1
    #12391384 - 04/14/10 01:09 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12391399 - 04/14/10 01:11 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

FeedingMyDreams said:
Masturbation.

Unlike my dad and a few people I know, I have zero bastard children.

This method works!

Try it.

:lol:


You do this because all the women flock to you and you turn them down :smirk: Birth control.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #12391405 - 04/14/10 01:13 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Make her swallow? :blowjob:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Razzl3Frazzl3]
    #12391409 - 04/14/10 01:13 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

:borat:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #12391429 - 04/14/10 01:16 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

It's pretty easy to not get pregnant

i really don't understand how it happens "accidentally"

although usually illegitimate and unplanned-for children are marks of undereducation.

sorry if i've offended any teenage parents


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Mchaggis]
    #12391459 - 04/14/10 01:23 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Mchaggis said:
It's pretty easy to not get pregnant

i really don't understand how it happens "accidentally"

although usually illegitimate and unplanned-for children are marks of undereducation.

sorry if i've offended any teenage parents


I had a kid that wasn't planned exactly. We are all happy with her though. She does the aweface since she doesn't have teeth, but my lady won't let me submit her to being a graemlin.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Maurer]
    #12391475 - 04/14/10 01:26 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

That's the best way to AVOID one.

The best way to stop an unwanted pregnancy requires a boot or a large staircase.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Maverick]
    #12391487 - 04/14/10 01:29 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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DRTMaverick said:
That's the best way to AVOID one.

The best way to stop an unwanted pregnancy requires a boot or a large staircase.


:ilold: and now I'm sad because I did :sad:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Razzl3Frazzl3]
    #12391774 - 04/14/10 02:26 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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SquaReSaltine said:
Make her swallow? :blowjob:




The correct answer! :thumbup:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #12391804 - 04/14/10 02:31 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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:lol:


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