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OfflineFeedingMyDreams
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The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies
    #12389160 - 04/14/10 01:26 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Masturbation.

Unlike my dad and a few people I know, I have zero bastard children.

This method works!

Try it.

:lol:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12389175 - 04/14/10 01:28 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

fuck that

my gf has a BC implant

i nut inside her raw dog all day and never think twice about it

son


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: morrowasted]
    #12389181 - 04/14/10 01:29 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

thats awesome..


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OfflineFeedingMyDreams
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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: morrowasted]
    #12389190 - 04/14/10 01:30 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
fuck that

my gf has a BC implant

i nut inside her raw dog all day and never think twice about it

son



Your creampie's are going to haunt you eventually.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12389195 - 04/14/10 01:32 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

I knew a guy once who had a couple kids and had to pay child support.  Last I heard he fled the scene.

total scumbag, though


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12389198 - 04/14/10 01:33 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Sandoz]
    #12389256 - 04/14/10 01:45 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

abstinence is where it's at.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: appleorange]
    #12389260 - 04/14/10 01:46 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

I agree.  Wrap your shit, kiddies.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: deCypher]
    #12389270 - 04/14/10 01:48 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Well, I'm gonna go practice abstinence right now. Not like I can't get laid or anything, but I'm trying to be pure for jesus and prevent pregnancy.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: appleorange]
    #12389272 - 04/14/10 01:48 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

I try not to get into bad habits like abstinence, but sometimes... it just happens.  :shrug2:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: deCypher]
    #12389290 - 04/14/10 01:52 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

jesus loves you no matter what.

he loves gay people and terrorists too, so he must love you even more.

remember that.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12389298 - 04/14/10 01:53 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Na the gov should sterilize people by putting stuff in the water. Or kill peoples children like china does.  :dancinghitler:  :happyhitler:  :hitler:  :hitlerdance:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Enthrall]
    #12389311 - 04/14/10 01:55 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

:grammarnazi:


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: appleorange]
    #12389471 - 04/14/10 02:20 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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appleorange said:
Well, I'm gonna go practice abstinence right now. Not like I can't get laid or anything, but I'm trying to be pure for jesus and prevent pregnancy.



lol The ladies aren't exactly swarming over me but I'm not doing it for Jesus.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Enthrall]
    #12389483 - 04/14/10 02:22 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

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Enthrall said:
Na the gov should sterilize people by putting stuff in the water. Or kill peoples children like china does.  :dancinghitler:  :happyhitler:  :hitler:  :hitlerdance:




I can't tell if the china part is sarcasm or not...


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: bbl337]
    #12389533 - 04/14/10 02:29 AM (10 years, 10 months ago)

stab her in the belly button and put it in, guaranteed good time


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Dude96]
    #12391376 - 04/14/10 01:08 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

i'm surprised no one mentioned using a coat hanger


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: Kingofdiamonds] * 1
    #12391384 - 04/14/10 01:09 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: FeedingMyDreams]
    #12391399 - 04/14/10 01:11 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

FeedingMyDreams said:
Masturbation.

Unlike my dad and a few people I know, I have zero bastard children.

This method works!

Try it.

:lol:


You do this because all the women flock to you and you turn them down :smirk: Birth control.


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Re: The Best Way To Stop Unwanted Pregnancies [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #12391405 - 04/14/10 01:13 PM (10 years, 10 months ago)

Make her swallow? :blowjob:


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