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 Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1237428 - 01/21/03 03:08 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1237517 - 01/21/03 03:29 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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DUDE, holy shit. I saw The Other Ones with Ziggy Marley at Live Oak. It was my first time trippin on acid. My friend and I were walking through the crowd and suddenly we see a man dancing as if he were playing the guitar with nothing but his boxers on. I came up to the 2 guys and asked what's up. the guy in the boxers says, " HEY MAN Do you think its Time FOR SYDNEY?" I THINK ITS TIME FOR SYDNEY." And at that moment I knew I was in luck. I asked the guy but he had limited amt, I offered money but he said, "I'm a giver not a dealer." A tear went down my eye as I heard those words. So I exchanged a bowl with him and me and my friend split ONE HIT. This wasn't any ordinary hit, I put half in my mouth and my whole mouth felt like peanut butter was in it. Then a little bit in time I began to TRIP MAD FUCKING ANEUANTOANJO$) 8t yn08n y;94qab B^#$ #$a. The other ones are awsome especially the bassist. But MAN O MAN what a fucking concert.
But the most fucked up thing ever happening would have to be when a kid who was with in a future festival.
I dosed my 5 hits of acid. I was feeling great mingled with a bunch of people. Then a guy came over to me and said "Hey do you know this kid over here, he's wiggin out." I didn't think anything of it and continued to talk. A couple minutes later he came back with the kid, It was the kid who came with me to the festival, who as well took 5 hits but drank some and ate shrooms (BAD COMBO). I said," Hey man how you trippin?" He gave a blank stare and looked as if in awe and finally said, " I wanna go home, I wanna see my family, my mom and dad, The world is coming to an end!!" This was bad, not to mention the kid said he tried it b4 but then we found out he lied and this was his first time ever on acid.  I said ok dude, well lets go to the music, that'll cheer you up.(I hope) Then he vomited, I was starting to trip REALLY hard now. Everything had a redish background after he vomited, ppl were telling me to get rid of him. Voices all around were attacking me with shit I couldn't comprehend that whispering sound like ppl are saying shit but all you can hear is swwwssswswswswwswswswswsssswwswwss and whatever you thought in your head would pop up among the whispering. I ENTERED HELL. So I grabbed his arm and started walking to the music. Now I had no idea how we'd make it to the music, b/c we were on the opposite side of the park. Its at least a 5 or 10 minute walk I forget but its long. So we're walking and then he goes into fetal position. I try to get him up but he pushes me away. All whilst mumbling "I want to go home, lets drive back to alabama" BTW we're in Florida where the concert is and no way in hell would I drive the way I was. I try to pick him up but his body was tense and reverberating from the acid and he kept pushing me away. NOW is the part where I start wiggin out. I run around to groups of people asking for tranquilizers, sedatives, and anti-psychotics. People laughed at me so then I tried to find the kid but I couldn't. It was night time and I couldn't see shit as well as the blindness from the acid at night. I couldn't find him... So I stopped and thought. Finally I came to the conclusion of trying to save myself from being miserable with this bad trip. I walked and came up to someone and talked my ass off and finally got out that there's a kid and I can't find him, he dropped to the ground and I need you to call an ambulance. The guy did it, thank god, and I went on with a little less shit on my shoulders. I went and saw Donna the Buffalo for the first time and was amazed. Acid completely jumbled the words and music and made it sound soo cooooooool. Then they played the song Man of Constant Sorrow and half way through it I felt so bad that I dropped to my knees and started to cry. Before the song the band went "THIS IS FOR CHARLIE WHO UNDER A LOT OF HEAT RIGHT NOW, LETS WISH HIM LUCK," Charlie wasn't the kid's name but at the time I thought they were talking about the kid who vomited and everybody was yelling. I was quiet until now and starting yelling. Then a hippie came up to me and gave me a chocolate covered heart shaped mushroom. I told em I was trippin and he was like "oo I don't mess around with that stuff, good ol mother nature does me good" I had a bad trip the rest of the night. I finally came to realize that if I'm gonna be tripping for the rest of the time I might as well live it up. So all the negative shit I was thinking, I thought of it as funny and I laughed my ass off the bad trip. Though it was still there but how I accepted the trip changed everything. The next day we went to the local hospital and the kid was shipped off to Rehab. Ever since this experience I've never touched acid nor will I ever touch acid. If anything I'll do shrooms but fuck acid.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1237604 - 01/21/03 03:51 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was tripping at a music festival, just groovin in the field to the music. My two friends and I decided to head down the hill and get something to drink so we shoved off. While walking, my one friend bumped into someone accidently and this guy starts screaming and grabs his face. With one eye covered by his hand, this guy my friend bumped into is screaming "MY EYE! MY EYE..." over and over. I was scared thinking what the hell did my friend do, and my friend looked mortified, shrugged, said "I donno, sorry man." and kept walking. The guy then tells us he's just fucking around and we all looked at eachother and started laughing. I couldnt stop laughing for like 10 minutes. I guess you kinda had to be there... I thought it was funny.
Same day a little eariler, some guy with piss all over his pants and bugged out eyes kept slumbling around stole some lawn chairs from behind a beer stand.
Music festivals and concerts are just like that though all the time.
Edited by TeKHeAD009 (01/21/03 04:11 PM)
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: TeKHeAD009]
#1237666 - 01/21/03 04:24 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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i came home tripping balls to find my neighbours house of fire, at first i thought that i was hallucinating it but the next day i realized that it was quite real
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1237733 - 01/21/03 04:44 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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not so much fucked as just plain freaky was one time when i was walking home from a friends place tripping. i was on a side street and this car would slowly drive past me, stop, back up and then drive past me. the driver repeated this atleast 4 or 5 times before i reached the end of the street and he finally just took off. it freaked me out so much, after he turned the corner i just started running for home, i dont know why, i just got really paranoid and took off even though he had left.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: celestialtripper]
#1238249 - 01/22/03 12:47 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had basicaly gone to some ones house and ended up havinge a shroom brew.
There was a lad there who was trying to convince everone he was the devil because he is cruel to animals and causes suffering which i know he does.
He isnt even a nice person and he basiclay spent the night trying to do frequ me and a friends out with some other dick head who was there that where basicaly was trying to statr a fight in a submissive way.
He is evil i and shouldnt of even been tripping there, but that trip was basicaly a set up to try and f**K me and a friend up. I am pretty experienced with psychedelics and I know i cant freque out I alway know whats going on with a clere mind.
But that night i could of gone into a blind beserker frenzy and caused some serious damage to them and bad Karma to myself.
I am not not even a violent person i wouldnt even touch a fly, but they where just being very horrible and nasty, the other people that where there didnt have a clue to what was going on.
Basicaly we had to leave before we seriously KILLED them both especialy because he spike the shroom brew with speed.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1238283 - 01/22/03 01:07 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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well my second time dropping acid was great. me and 5 of my friends were all smoking pot on the side of the house. we were all laughing, it was dark and we were experiencing the best time ever.
then all of a sudden the neighbors oak tree falls over on the house. i mean of all bloody things, the tree just falls over and crushes the roof of my house!
i didn't even believe it happend since i was on acid and really stoned...so i laughed it off and in the morning i realized it that it was real....
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: iam_craig]
#1238870 - 01/22/03 06:22 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Awesome posts guys!!  This thread is fun to read!...
Acid is FUCKED up!!
First drug i ever did after pot. $5 a hit!! after the first 1hit trip i though "wow, its so cheap and it really fucks you up!! Acid is my new drug"
For the next 3 or 4 months my buddy and i would trip every weekend with increasing doses until we were 3 hits every friday. After i did 4 hits and experience ego loss I quit. It was like being beamed to another dimension, without knowing anything about yourself or your enviornment. My mind would flash! and i wouldn't know who, where, what, i was, whether or not there was a threat around or anything....! I could feel my instincts going like i was some sort of predatory animal. It was REALLY fucked up!
After that i stopped, but for about a year i was kinda tweaked. Had trouble concentrating, sidewalks would become visual displays, was always thinking about my trips...
In my journeys i felt euphoria, and death. I experience what war would be like, and depression. I was dragged into the bottomless depths of ......evil... and achieved states of awarnes so profound words do not describe. It was not a recreational experience but a trying rite of passage. It felt like losing my innocence. All in all i learned alot about myself, and am a much stronger individual now, having overcome my emotional trials! I now study shamanism, and seek higher states of consciousness. I will NOT do any synthetic drugs now, but egearly seek to expand my knowledge of the unknown.
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 Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1238913 - 01/22/03 06:41 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Two incidents spring to mind, both under the influence of good old P Cubenis, one a bit amusing in a sick way, the other not:
1) Walking back to our hotel in Amsterdam, after a cool walk through the Red Light District, my wife and I were waiting for some friends to catch up with us when we saw a group of five oriental guys in line dancing gear. As they got closer to us one of them stumbled because their artificial leg had broken and he spent the next 15 minutes trying to fix it....
2) This Christmas the wife and myself were merrily tripping at home when we had a couple of friends (S & J) turn up unannounced - S had some bad news and told us that her mother had just died not great news to try and cope with when you're peaking...
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1239886 - 01/22/03 12:05 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I went to a festival that Ekoostik Hookah threw . Well we decided to leave about 3 am cause we decided to go at 1am..it was me, 2 guys and 2 girls. we drove there smoking the whole way and got there 6amish. Well we smoked i'de say 20 bowls of hash and bud and then we came across some 2-cb. So we got enough for all of us and all dosed at like 3pmish..1 1/2 later everyone was feelin it...we were walking around and decided to sit in this feild..well this older dude comes walking up. Im like "umm whats up dude" he's like "Is B and R here." well it turns out one of the girls was 16 and didn't tell her parents. So im getting threatned about charges for trasporting a minor across state lines yadadada and then the guy goes into this whole thing about how he knows im a heroin addict and all this shit. Then I totally became a smart ass with him since i'de been clean from H for 2 months. And somehow with the complete loss of reality that was happening to me I got him to shut the fuck up since he was completely wrong. He was one of my friend J's (who was there) dad. well my friend J stayed but all the others left cause they were dumb and didn't tell their parents like I told them. Well J and I had a great time after that. Gruven to hookah...then going and chillin at drum cirlces.
Edited by forevadazin (01/22/03 12:07 PM)
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: forevadazin]
#1245179 - 01/24/03 05:56 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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this isnt while i was tripping, but while i was smoking--
so there was this huge snowstorm outside, and i was facing the window looking out. i was taking a hit, and all the sudden the tree right outside the window cracks in half and is falling at the window. i was like- OOUUUMMMM!!!!!! pointing at the window and everyone is like, what the hell?
then the branches hit the window and theres this huge crashing sound and snow (the window was open a crack) comes FLYING in all over the place.... we were in shock, but then we just were cracking up. we spent the night watching to see if the rest was going to break, and warning people not to walk under it. all the people all around us were looking out the windows and we were yelling back and forth, and it was pretty crazy.
sorry, i know another tree falling story. it was pretty crazy though.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1245332 - 01/24/03 07:02 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Aright,
The most fucked up thing that ever happened to me while shrooming, was when I was at a club downtown, I had just eating about 3 grams of some unknown Cube and I met up with a guy I used to know from a while back and he asks me if I wanted to smoke a joint, naturally of course, I say "yes".
So we go to my car which if I may add, was a Red 97 Mustang GT, so we sit in there, and this guy is acting kind of weird, and I'm thinking that I?m just starting to really trip. So a few other people that were smoking the weed jumped in the car too, and the weed turned out to be this SHAG ASS un-dried un-groomed homegrown shit, so everyone just kind of gave up on it and left, while I sat in my car tripping out on the music and shit.
When about five minutes later the guy comes and jumps into the seat and screams "gimme your fucking keys!"
Now I am tripping balls at this point, when I realize there like six Chinese gang members surrounding my car, and this guy is in the drivers seat, next thing I know I'm getting booted in the face, and just being tromped on, So I reach and I grab my mace, and my wallet which had like $500.00 in it, and I guess they didn't notice, cause I pocketed them both, and I wasn't going to mace them cause there were too many (Wish I had Bear Spray  ).
So then I had been pulled out of my car and my face was a bloody mess, and these guys were taking off in my car, guy couldn?t get it in gear though, so I started to make a mad dash to the club to get security or something, I got one of these bouncers that I vaguely knew, and then he started to run towards my car, and it was about that time the fag finally got my car into gear, and he took off in a cloud of dust and just throttled my baby  .
He was gone so I called the police, and reported my car stolen though I didn?t rat anyone out even though I knew the guy who did it, I had plans of my own.
Then I was sitting in the backroom and I went to see if anyone I knew was in the club, then I saw this girl I used to know, she said my car was outside, and sure enough it was perched over the parking block, keys gone, and everything still in the car, they didn?t even bother looking, because I had about $900.00 worth of Bracelets and Gold in my center console.
So then the police officer arrived and tried getting what he could out of me but I told him I was tripping cause I didn't want to bullshit with the cop, and he saw I was pretty messed up so he patted me on the back trying to comfort me I guess, though I still wasn't having a really bad trip.
So we got my car towed home cause we had no keys, I took a ride with the tow truck driver, and I think I tripped him out cause I was like tripping pretty hard at that point, and all I remember after that is grabbing my cat and going to bed closing my eyes and I watched the visuals until I went to sleep.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: TeKn0]
#1245455 - 01/24/03 07:54 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thats FUCKED up man!! What did you end up doin to the guys that stole yer baby?
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: TeKn0]
#1245655 - 01/24/03 09:09 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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No shit that's pretty messed up especially if you knew the guy what the hell was he thinking? What were these other plans you had?
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: @cro]
#1245772 - 01/24/03 09:54 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have had no bad trips and no real bad experiences...
Even when I was stuck in a strange city tripping balls because I lost my friends at a massive I kept my whits....
I have had some bad feelings on Acid but never on Shrooms... I have felt the worst I have ever felt before over the smallest stuff on Acid but it has never made me go into a "bad trip".
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: @cro]
#1245786 - 01/24/03 09:58 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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While tripping I was chased by a bat! No kidding and not an hallucination! I was walking past an old church at 4am and then It swooped at me and I could feel the rush of air as it flew past my hair. All I could think of was catching Rabies!
I ran and it chased and dived at me for about 200 meters! This really brought the acid full on! It was terrifying at the time but when ever I think about it , I piss myself laughing!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: CaptBeefheart]
#1246051 - 01/24/03 12:19 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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now why would a bat go and do something silly like that huh 
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: @cro]
#1246080 - 01/24/03 12:29 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well, I ended up not doing much as I believe revenge is best served cold, and since I quit selling, I don?t have the Dial-a-Thug backup that I used to, and since the back up I got is crazy shit, there always in Jail, but one of my best friends just got out and went back in a month later, he will be out again in April though, then I will have my fun.
The first time he was out we went looking for this guy, turns out he has allot of enemies,
and if he is your enemy I am your friend
anyway he's running scared right now cause he has allot of people after him, it also turned out the Cambodian Gangsters he got to mess me up were from the same crew that were hooking me up  .
But I have friends that know his friends and I believe a suitable consequence is still in order.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: TeKn0]
#1246362 - 01/24/03 02:26 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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this was back in the 70's and i got some mda,mdma or something like that. Anyway I was at a friends house and I started tripping this stuff came on in waves each one stronger than the one before. They had a large doberman in the house and for some reason he attacked me and jumped for my throat . Luckily I had a large doberman mix that I rough house with all of the time and was taking karate at the time...... I got my hand in front of my throat just in time to shove it down his to make him gag and he did. the girl got the dog in the other room and asked me to leave but i couldn't because another wave was coming on. the dog was howling to get at me in the next room
I finally came down enough to get to my car but it took me a half an hour to turn around and get out of the drivway. The next day when I came down I had tooth marks on either side of my neck. Thank god for karate lessons. I stopped doing chemicals after that 
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1246686 - 01/24/03 04:09 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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The most fucked up thing that ever happened to me while tripping was having my friend tell me: "You just controlled my mind." "How long have you known this?"
My favorite part is the visuals always make me laugh!
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#1246737 - 01/24/03 04:23 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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The most fucked up thing that has ever happend to me....was on a level-3(hardest I have tripped so far). It was my bro and I, and we sorta got in an argument. Not a big one or anything, but all I really remember is him getting pissed off, said he would be in the car smoking a bowl, and left me there to think for a few minz. The whole time he was talking, I just sat there looking around the room at the blacklight effects. After he left, I remember feeling really confused about what just happend, and finally went to join him to spark another bowl. Everything seemed ok after that, and I havn't ever asked him what happend that night.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: Hongosmeester]
#1247004 - 01/24/03 11:58 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think we have a winner! I can't imagine a worse experience on chemicals than being attacked by a doberman.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: CaptBeefheart]
#1248103 - 01/25/03 12:33 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't know if I like that destinction
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1249505 - 01/26/03 05:03 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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the only instance of "fucked-up-ness" that i can recall right now is...
It was about dusk time, the sun was coming down and it started to drizzel rain. This had been my first time trying mushrooms, and i didnt know exactly what to expect. I walked in the house, only to suffer the wrath of my mom. I had come home after the appointed time i was supposed to, and didnt do the task she assigned me. I had to play the act of being sober, and i tried my best. Though little things were freaking me out. For instance, my moms dog... she kept moving in odd ways and making odd sounds. Then, my brother came in and sat down, then got back up, moved a little, and sat back down. I couldnt keep my attention on the interrogation at hand. Also, my mom was seemingly talking in riddles. The questions she was asking me were perceived by me, as incoherent. But, i took my time and sorted out all the crazy mess she was spouting. So after about 10 minutes of rigorous questions being asked, and a slight scolding, i walked into my room, sweating. Though, i wasnt just sweating because of the stern interrogation that just went on. My mom is a conservative energy/electricity freak and it was the summer. She didn't like to turn on the air-conditioner unless she had to.
So i entered into my room, and turned on some comforting music. I layed in my bed, and closed my eyes, only to be revealed to insane visuals. I could characterize this trip i was having as bad right now, only because of the questions i was asking myself. Questions i dare not reveal, for it plagued my mind then, and i dare not let it plague my mind now. So, i open my eyes, after turning my body just a bit. Right infront of me, in perfect vision, in the crevice of my water bed, was a dead rabbit. A genuine dead rabbit carcus. I immediately freaked out, and jumped out of my bed. A dead rabbit carcus is something no one should have in his bed, while tripping. My conclusion was that my devious trickster of a cat had played a mighty joke on me. Of all the places in the house to leave a dead rabbit, and he somehow sneaks passed everyone and leaves it in my bed.
I poked at it, to make sure it was real and NOT a hallucination. Yes, it was definitly real enough to barbeque. i saught out my mom, (im lazy and i wanted to make her do it ). I told her the tale, then lead her to the rabbit, while still hoping it was real. She could see it, so it was confirmed as being real. She disposed of the petrified rabbit (BTW, he was in a sprint position with his legs up in the air. lol), and washed my bed sheets. While this was taking place, i walked outside to witness the sunset under the slight drizzle. Everything in that chaotic day came together at that exact moment. I stared in awe...i stared in extreme awe... i stared with an enlightened mood and maner. How beautious our skies were.. how earth our mother is. The bad trip that had occured had vanished, and had been replaced with what seemed to be a euphoric, knowledgable mood.
it was worth it.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1249524 - 01/26/03 05:17 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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one time i was on acid and i went into my kitchen with this girl i used to live with and we were getting drinks or something and i saw something on the counter. i thought i imagined it but moved some stuff from where i saw this object and found a 6 inch long centapede (or maybe millipede) on this counter. i've never seen one this big before and certainly not in a 3rd story apartment on the kitchen counter. the girl jumped and was a bit startled by the bug so i scooped him up and tossed him off my balcony.
another weird incident that happened while tripping was when i was either on acid or shrooms and i heard someone yelling from my balcony while i was smoking a cig. then i saw whoever was yelling walking through the parking lot and then he saw me chillin 3 stories above him and he starts yelling at ME! like this kid wanted to fight or something. i was laughing my ass off as he was saying "you want a piece of me?" and being all wigger serious. this kid wasn't too big and i certainly could have stomped his ass but i didn't fight him although it woulda been interesting with the time dialation from tripping. pull some matrix shit on em =)
and another time on my balcony on acid this girl flicked her cig to toss it over the railing but hit the ceiling so all these sparks shot out at the same time someone in a car with a loud exuast was going by. so my friend chris screamed cause he thought that somehow pixie blew his head up.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Eightball]
#1251158 - 01/26/03 06:33 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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My friend put a firecracker in a rolled ciggerette. Gave it to my roomate when we where trippin. We didn't think it was funny at all, We asked him to leave.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1251365 - 01/26/03 08:06 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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In the category of WEIRD:
Having the same person show up and ask what are you guys doing EACH AND EVERY TIME WE TRIPPED ON SHROOMS and ventured outdoors in Gainesville Florida. Never knew who the guy was, never saw him straight. This guy would just walk right up to the group of us, in the same outfit, and say the same thing.
It got to the point that we stopped going outside because NONE of us could figure out WHO THE FUCK this guy was, and WHERE the fuck he was coming from. ALWAYS DRESSED THE SAME, and just came out of nowhere. I would have thought I was totally insane, except it was a shared hallucination(reality) by a goup of three of us, and even the EXTRA people who would occasional trip with us would see him TOO. No one could explain it away.
Wasn't like we just saw him in one spot. EVERY WHERE WE WERE AT TRIPPING ON SHROOMS, he would pop up.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Blue_JAY]
#1251381 - 01/26/03 08:12 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm thinking hard and all I got so far is this one story, a couple summer's ago..
It was ness creek , a music festival me and abunch of friends go to every summer, It's alog side of a creek, back in the north saskatchewan wilderness..every year's there's a whole bunch of different band's playing, band's from all different genre's..
Me and my buddy ate a hit of LSD each, and ate probably about 1.5 gram each of mushroom powder, and started tripping, the weirdest part was sitting on the edge of the crowd, watching a Latino dude, dancing like ricky martin and singing in spanish to a bunch of zooming hippie's....we looked at each other after who knows how long and took off...
i always walked up to a friend sitting and talking with a cow...that was pretty cool.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: funkymonk]
#1252259 - 01/27/03 05:36 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was flying on 3hits of acid once, and for some reason had gotton off the bus half way to our destination (was trippin with afriend). Anyway we were comin down a forested path wich was well light and this group of what i though were rowdy drunks were making noise up ahead on the path. We keep walking and were peaking around this time when the group of people, now 4 started walking towards us. As they passed they started shouting Azibbibby-booo0ooo... and othe3r gibberish that made NO sense whatsoever!! But to top the cake they were wearing wierd masks....like normal faces but streatched into outrageous smiles or other facial expressions. My first though was ?!?!?!?!??!?...?!......? and then i thought they weren't wearing masks but on LSD, like us but on a HUGE dose....and then i couldn't tell reality anymore as my trip was in its glory. After passing and contemplating what happened i wanted to go see if they were really wearing masks but we never did and to this day i am dumbfounded at those people, what they were on, and whether or not they were just tring to trip us out.....talk about WEIRD!!!! still bugs me to this very day.....
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Azmodeus]
#1259202 - 01/29/03 01:51 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had come home after eating about 7 (dried cubensis)grams at a friends house. I was just sitting on my bed playing with my dog when all of a sudden I hear "THIS IS THE POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP" At first I thought this was an auditory hallucination, but then I noticed the red and blue lights outside my window. Then I heard the dogs barking. The first thing that came to mind was
"They found me. I don't know how but they found me. Run for it Marty!"
But then I realized they we're actually at the farmhouse about 2 or 3 houses away, on the opposite side of the street, and down a tiny ways(it's complicated). It was ammusing hearing them with the dogs and the megaphones. I guess the guy had tried to elude them in the woods because they kept trying to get him to come out with the megaphone, saying things like it will be a lot easier for both of us. Eventually I put some slippers and a robe on and walked down to see what was happening. But all the cars sped away as I got there. Then on the way home some construction equipment tried to attack me, but I knew I wasn't in any real danger, so it was fun. I guess thats what happens when you try to be in reality on mushies =)
Edited by Indo (01/29/03 03:51 PM)
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Indo]
#1259392 - 01/29/03 02:47 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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hahah...thats funny..
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1259741 - 01/29/03 04:39 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I remember when I took LSD for my second or third time when I got home about 3 or 4 hours after eating 3 hits I was just tripping in my room. Everyone was sleeping(I thought) So i'm tripping in my room.. looking at the chaotic visualls that break down and form into new ones. Then I turn on the tv for some reason. I flip around a while, I can understand whats going on but it doesnt look or sound right. Then I hear a knock on the door, and then someone walks in. I turn off the lights and lay down so as to look like im sleeping to avoid confrontation. I then hear a voice, it was deep and condecending, "A cop" I thought. I was right, but it wasnt for me, it was for my sister. Yeah.. then I went to bed(yes I was still tripping)
Once on mushrooms me and my friend followed some train tracks to the middle of nowhere and sat against this tree. From here we could see the lights of boulder/denver/westminister and a really good view of the sky. Then both of our attention is cought when this huge green flash comes out of nowhere on the horizon. we decided it must of been a comet. We talked for a while and then all of a sudden we here footsteps stepping on sticks loudly in the bushes behind the tree we were sitting at. Keep in mind this is about 2am in the boonies. So we stand up, adrenaline pumping, and grab some rocks. Then we threw the rocks at the sound and ran away. While running away we say what must have been a ufo in the sky.
One time when my friend was on mushrooms in the mountains he came across a tree that had legs in it. Deer legs!!! just a pair of hind legs chillen in the tree. He screamed and he found more trees with legs.?????? Sober people saw it too. but really, who the fuck would put legs in trees?
Also this same friend was tripping in the car with this other guy. while driving the guy stops at a gas station, go's to his trunk, gets out his vacuume and starts vacuuming the walls of this gas station....No joke.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: psychopsilocyber]
#1260939 - 01/30/03 06:06 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Those gas station walls are so dirty!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1262736 - 01/30/03 04:16 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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This didn't happen to me, but I did have to deal with the person who it happened to so I am going to share it. It was two days before Christmas probably 8 years ago, I had some high quality blotter. My roomate and I dosed one night and were tripping really good when this girl who we sometimes partied with stopped by our apartment. We were laughing our asses off and feeling good. She had never dosed before and decided she wanted to. She was a checkout person at K-mart and was suppose to work the next day(Christmas Eve). It was pretty late in the evening and we tried to convince her to wait, because there was no way she would make it to work the following day, but she was very persistent. Well she tripped very hard and was still tripping when time to go to work came around. I warned against it, but she left and went to work. I laid on the couch and went to sleep. A few hours later I was awakened to a knock on my door. It was her and she was in tears. She came in and I asked what had happened. Well she was at her Kmart register, on crazy Christmas Eve, tripping balls, having trouble functioning and coping with the crowd, when the lady who was next in line projectile vomited all over her. She totally freaked and ran from the store. She was pretty freaked out by the whole experience.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Heavily Medicated]
#1262786 - 01/30/03 04:37 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Aww dude, that sucks! LMAO!
What happened to her, did she get go back? Get fired?
This is the best thread I've read in a while; so many good stories!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: TeKHeAD009]
#1262837 - 01/30/03 04:57 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, she got to go back. She gave them some BS story and they didn't fire her.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Heavily Medicated]
#1264374 - 01/31/03 04:35 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thats nasty as is...
But to be the target of projectile vomiting while still tripping??
....no wonder she fled the store....
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Azmodeus]
#1264659 - 01/31/03 06:10 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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we were moving once and My wifes car couldn't haul all our stuff so I used my van most of the day.
I had most of my stuff moved witht the exception of my mush tanks
and a few 5 gal buckets with some dank growing in them.
I couldn't fit the plants in my last load so I had to come back 4 them.
Well my dumb ass desided to eat a handfull of mushies being the house we were moving from was just down the road.
So I ate them and headed back to grab my plants and haul ass.
Anyway my van got stuck n the mud on the side of my house witch delayed me about 30-45 mins.
I was triping hard by the time i got the plants n my van and tied up to keep them from falling.
I pull out of the driveway get about 100 yards down the road and got pulled over.
I got a ticket for not having my lights on(it was about dusk)
Luckly my van was a party wagon with no windows down the side.
This wasn't to cool being i was tripin.
All i could think was fuck there gona stick me n a cell triping.
That prob wouldn't have been 2 good
But i drove off with a ticket for not using lights.
Thats what I call luck
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: chills420]
#1275854 - 02/03/03 08:09 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok heres a good one:
I ate 3 hits of this blotter called Jesus Christ at about 9 oclock; knowing I had to work the next day. I thought that it would be all gravy cause it was only 3 hits but I was sorely mistaken.
My friend and I are trippen good, throwing cards at each other, watching the trails, when our friend Cliff comes by at about 11:00. He asks me to use the car, and at first i say hell no, but he wont shut up, so I say ok, fuck it here are the keys. He comes back at like 12:30, hands me the keys and leaves.
My bud and I then walk out into his woods and into this open area. I felt like it was an arena or something. It was very intense watching the stars and constelations swirl and zoom in & out. Very Cool.
Anyhow, morning comes and I'm still feeling like I did at 12:00am!
I leave eddie and start to walk to my car. It must have been about 6:30am and I had to be at work at 9:00. I walk out and look at my tire. it looks Flat. I'm like, no, cant be. Im just a trippin. I get in and drive like 20 feet down the highway where the entrance to my neighborhood is (very close to where i was) and as I turn i can tell its flat. I get out and look & sure enough my suspicions are true. I was so fucking mad! Cliff had done this shit while he had my car and not told me! WTF!!!!
Anyhow, ha, I get home and my Mom is like "Well good morning." all mother-pissed-condesending-like. Somehow, I figure I need a new tire so I call AAA and this tow truck dude comes to my house. Im still wiggin hard. ha. He loads up the old volvo and we take off. It turns ou this guy had helped me out before with towing and so he starts trying to talk to me. shit. So I try to be cordial and keep my cool, but everything is so alien and weird, and people are like going to work and shit (this was a Monday morning). I remember looking at this sticker on his window that had a badge on it and I was like ohhh shit hes undercover oh shit. ha. After looking at it for a while, it was just a certificate of some sort.
So he drops me off at the tire place and I get my new tire. I get in and drive to work. oh yeah did I mention that I work in the fucking MEAT DEPARTMENT at a grocery store!? ha. So I come in late, still trippin, and the first thing my manager has me do is rip the skin off of chicken breasts. I cant really describe what its like doing this. Ill let you imagination take over. It was fucking ghastly to say the least. Then I had to do a bunch of other really lame work shit like make sauseges and clean all the equipment flawlessly
I would get high with my asst. manager sometimes and I told him abou the cid and my state and he was just fucking with me the whole time. ha it was shitty.
Some advice: Dont trip the day b4 work and l dont lend your friends the keys! 
These stories are great. Keep them coming.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1276628 - 02/04/03 04:33 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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here's one for ya, i posted it in the spore exchange forum a while back. I was explaining what happened to all my stuff. Its a pretty fucked up story so i thought i would post it again...
It was a typical night, we had planned on taking the first batch of golden teachers whatever the yeild, I think we each took about 3.8 grams.
There were 4 of us, we will just say "D", "T", "B", and "M". I guess the night wasn't so typical though, M had claimed that his parents were kicking him out of the house because "they werent a hotel". That day M went to his house gathered his belongings and threw them in his car and called his new home 93' Lumina drive...
I dont think that that night was the best for him to consume 3.8g of GT's. He had always claimed that he was "depressed" that he was "schitzo" that he was "bipolar". The only problem this kid has folks, is being pathological. I now know this after several other incedents i had with him.
Anyway, we all asked him you know, we made sure he was alright, we made sure he felt like he could handle what we knew was going to be a long night into uncharted territory of our inner space.
So we went back to my house, chilled out in my room and took our dose. The trip started out very well, very promising. I could tell it was going to be intense. We laid in my yard watching the stars and laughing about the dumbest shit. I went inside to see what B was doing and he was spaced out in a chair looking at the ceiling fan. I took a while to move him, but we eventually went outside. B and I were shocked to find that M and T had taken off somewhere , i assumed they went for the beach but i was wrong. B and I decided that we should go around my block and look for them....in the car....yeah i know it was fucking stupid. M and T were in M's car as well, so B and I drove to the beach. M and T werent there, so we went home.
Upon arival i could see M....well three of him waving in and out of the bushes and the street in a rainbow of colors. I dont know why he was running down the road, but we pulled up next to him and asked where the fuck he was....this is where it gets bad.
M walks over real casual, leans in on the window and says...
" I hit the bitch, I hit the bitch and i killed her."
SO im like WTF?! what do you mean Where the fuck is T?!! He told me she was down stairs and she was fine, (she was, but i later found out that M was screaming at her and hitting her in the car...not hard though) thats my girl btw,
He repaeted to tell me that he hit the bitch and killed her, he said it was this lady at the gas station. He went to put gas in and when he went to pay he said that the pennies told him to and he hit the lady in the face over and over again until she stopped moving....
This was too much, I couldnt...I wouldnt believe it. I asked him over and over again what happened. What were the details i needed to know. He also said that he was on mushrooms and then he hit her....
I questioned him over and over again hoping to god that this just wasnt true. His story though, began to falter, little things he told me didnt fit. He started to claim that "he just didnt know if he did it or not". I was scared to, but i made him go back to the gas station and find out if he had done this horrible horrible thing. After all i couldnt have him on my property, or even near me if it were true..
He left and B and I went inside, we had one mission.
Disassemble the Terarrium.
So here we are, about 3 1/2 hours into a really fucked up trip, ripping apart my room, cleaning beaners, bongs,bowls, literature, cakes ,terrarium, incubator, supplies, jars, everything that would involve me, up and out of my room.
1/2 hour later, B and I had put our all into it ,we put everything we were into it, we had everything, and i do mean EVERYTHING into a box, and into the trunk of my car ready to be driven to some undisclosed location in the woods to hide it.
i had to throw 3 perfectly good cakes into a dirty wooden box, the cakes had 7g on them.
M came back, i was in my room with a large wooden dowel rod ready to beat the living piss out of him. He told us that he had paid 75 cents in gas and that the lady was just fine.......
B, T, and I spent the rest of the night vowing to make the most of our lives, vowing that we were going to change everything we were. All this while M sleeped off the rest of his mushroom trip.
yeah that was pretty crazy, i dont talk to that kid no more.....
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: ODhaze]
#1287299 - 02/07/03 02:42 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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One time i was trippin on 3 hits of greatfull dead blotter and i was driving on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere and it was a super blizard it looked like i was flying thru space or something anyway, we see this fucking brand new camero tipped over upside down on the side of the road with two people outside screaming, i noticed its my old best friend from middle school that i hadnt seen in 7 years or so i was tripping so hard, it wasnt his car but his friends which i didnt know and they where all drunk, i inspected the wreckage of course (tripping u always inspect things) and commented about how he left the dome light on followed by a gigle or three, damn im glad he didnt try to kill me for saying that, someone was around that couldnt know we where tripping so i explained to my friend promplty after i realize what i just said, anyway it was a very long trip but that was one of the most awkward things to happen to me mid trip (that was reality) peace
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: deprave]
#1287853 - 02/07/03 06:19 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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ok, so the first time i ever took acid i was with four of my good friends.
they had all done it before, so i felt pretty comfortable being around them the whole night. We sat in my buddy's basement until we all started to trip so much that just wanted to get out of there. We called up a buddy of ours, cause none of us wanted to drive trippin, and he picked us up in his huge ass conversion van.
For a while everything was cool, we just drove around smoking a few bowls, laughing our asses off. All of the sudden my friend G starts WIGGING out. He starts yelling, "look if you guys don't want me here ill just leave." we were all like WTF?? where did this come from. So we tried to calm G down, but he kept yelling stuff like "i hate you guys anyways", "you guys are all gay." After about ten minutes of this, and us being unable to calm him down he says "fine it's over then"
and he tries to jump out the window of the moving van!!!! Needless to say this totally freaked me out, this was my first trip ever. he got about halfway out of the car and all i could think of to do was grab his legs. i managed to hold him in until my buddy stopped the car, then i let go of G and he jumped out.
Then G turns around and says "what the fuck you trying to do?" and starts pushing me. I was starting to wig out myself at this point, and no one else was doing anything so i just cracked G in the jaw and knocked him out cold. He slept over at my friend J's house that night, and the next morning he remembered very little, but he did have a very swollen jaw. He to J that he thought he got jumped by a bunch of mexicans.
I try to stay away from acid now. Shrooms are much better.
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Azmodeus
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: flow]
#1288187 - 02/07/03 08:39 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah, acid is fucked!
my buddy and i did a quad one time and we were peaking when we got to my room. I got us some moutain dew and he was just looking at it all confused like. So i opened it for him and started drinking mine. Well he picked it up, and squeezed the can in his hand spilling liquid all over my carpet. Well i kinda snapped and told him to get out of my house, but he was still all fucked up and didn't comprehend. He'd get up to leave then go sit down again. I started treating him like a dog telling him to stay there, and lay on the floor...
It was really fucked up and for like a year our friendship was non-existant, but now, several years later we still hang out occasionally, but were never as good friends as we once were.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1299974 - 02/11/03 11:31 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Great stories everyone.
Once I had been day-tripping on mushrooms, and had had the most peaceful and fulfilling experience. I called up some friends and we decided to trip that night too. At about sunset we met at a park and they ate their sacrament. As Soon as we got up to leave for our destination, but only about 5 minutes after gestation, we saw a bright pink pick-up truck drive by. Not only that, but there were about 5 girls in the back with green face paint on, and they were only wearing towels.
Now needless to say I thought I was having a mad hallucination. My friends, though, who couldn't have been tripping, saw everything. We had no idea what to think, but it certainly set a tone for weird cars the rest of the night.
We were all tripping, so I'm not sure, but I remember seeing about 10 firetrucks just driving down the street at about 11 o'clock. We also saw a motorcycle gang that wasn't human (I imagine this was a hallucination) and about 10 ice cream trucks.
Mind you this was all after dark.
Nobody could really explain this, and my friend (who tripped for the first time) was sure that reality changes to fuck with you when you are on shrooms.
Those were the good old days. Hehe.
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 Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: djchilxxn]
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This mushrooms trip was absolutely the worse mushroom trip I have ever had (good experience either way though)..
Ok, well, the plan was to simply get together with a couple buddies, and ingest some mushies. It was supposed to be a chill night with everything we wanted at our diposal (ie weed and warmth). But our trip didn't go as planned AT ALL!
We got are mushies and drive to my buddies place. We dose @ around 5:08pm. We are chilling out and we hit the vaporizer a couple of times. We decide to go for a walk to wait for the shrooms to kick in. So we start our walk (mind you it's pretty chilly outside as it is) and it's all going good. We head up to a beach and attempt to start a fire. We almost get the fire a going, but it was mighty hard as the shrooms started to kick in. So not big deal, we walk back to my buddies pad. But as we are walking to his place (his place is a suite which is the lower half of a house, the house belonging to his landlord being a sweet old lady and out of town at the moment) we see around 8 cop cars, maybe more. So we continue to walk, in all three of our minds shit is going crazy. We have no idea as to why this shit is happening and why at this particular moment in time.
Well to make a long story short.
We end up walking around town for hours freaking out every moment. Barely able to communicate with eachother our minds are at all total loss. We aren't sure if we should go back to the house or if we should wait for the shrooms to totally wear off and then go. We finally go back, and O SHIT!!!!! It's fucking worse, there is a road block for the entire street. There is an ambulance and probably 20 cop cars and a few SWAT vans. There is an entire SWAT team all around the house. They are using a speakphone calling out to someone to come out. We are totally freaked the fuck. Hehe, so we end up sitting and watch a soccer game. We finally get the balls to go to the cops and ask what's up.
Here is what happened. The landlord's son (Some conviced felon or some badguy or some sort) broke in the house and was hiding out. Earlier that day a locksmith came because her son was trying to get in. SC (guy who lives in the suite) had to tell the Locksmith that he was the landlord's son, but this being the first time he ever saw him he wasn't 100% sure if he was her son. Well he ends up getting in the house (which was around 3pm or so). We take our shrooms at 5pm and we leave. Only to come back to see many cops and then back again to see many more cops. Hehe, well, we ended up asking a few questions for the cops (with our INSANELY huge dilated pupils looking them straight in the eye). They didn't mind it seemed . The cops/swat busted down 2 doors (pics included). We finally got back to our comfy spot about 5-6 hours after ingesting the shroomies, still tripping out a bit, we listen to some ORB and watch Alice in Wonderland. That being a nice ending to our horrendous night of frustration.
Hehe, you just can't imagine what was going through our minds, insane shit...but it was quite an experience..(after this bad trip and 4 others, anxiety started to kick in, and i havnt mushed for months)
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: ShRo_0My]
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Thats insane shroomy. How do u like those vaporizers, they any good?
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: ShRo_0My]
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too many crazy and fucked up things have happened while i'm trippin' for me not to believe that the universe waits till your trippin' to give you a good scare. i can remember so much crap like people cutting themselves and car wrecks and lost keys and my wedding shower and.... all while tripping. well here's the story i'll share for this thread. me and my tripping buddies, you know the ones that you trip with every weekend for that blissful year or so when tripping is about all you do? we find out about this new amusement park opening up in the next state. we decide we are gonna check out this new park while trippin' nutzos on acid. we have a straightedge friend lined up as the designated driver who has never ever gotten in any trouble so we are set to go. we each take a 10 strip (insanely good acid) and have 10 more for when we get there plus however much acid we might have had (yeah, we were acidheads) in our wallets. so we are cruising along totally spaced out to Orb when all of a sudden the car is slowing down really fucking fast. as I start to snap out of it I see a highway patrol car (of this neighboring state) bouncing across the interstate median and immediately I'm like "WTF?!?!? is going on here?!?!?". Turns out our vibe had zoned the straight driver who never speeds and he was doing like 95 in a 60!! Well, it must have been the looks on our faces because when the cop saw us he said he smelled dope in the car which was not true because A: there wasn't any dope and nobody had smoked any all day and B: this guy's car (not the driver's) does get smoked in sometimes and he has air-fresheners everywhere so it actually reeks of air-freshener (another reason the cop may have suspected dope). Well, he calls his fucking cop buddies for backup. so 3 more HP cars show up and one is a K9 unit. now, this is a particularly hot-assed southern state we are in and it is a muggy, humid 100 degrees outside. we are all ordered out of the car. don't forget all but one of us is on a 10 strip of acid here. I mean I am watching the cop's face melt and the cars zooming by are just one long tracer and the grass is literally growing up to the cop's neck and his uniform is turning into a napoleon-like uniform. lo- and fucking behold they find a pair of broken scales in the car. you know the pocket kind that dangle? broken for god's sakes. in goes the k9, BTW this car is a brand-new Monte Carlo with leather seats and is the Owner's pride and joy. the dog scratched the ever living shit out of the seats. well, i get pissed about my rights and all and start telling the cops that we were visititng HIS state to have a good time and he was just shitting on it for us and he tells me to STFU. then he thinks it would be agood idea to make an example of me and puts me in handcuffs because i had the nerve to take my shirt off and sit down since it was so damn hot outside. well, it hought it would be fun to jump over the handcuffs and make them go from behind my back to in front of me. this scared the daylights out of him, he was all like grabbing for his gun and shit. well, this makes him decide to search all of us. he even like pulls my shorts out and looks down in there. the craziest part was that he took all of our wallets which, combined, had over a sheet of acid in them and laid them out on the hood of the car. the whole time we are just staring at our wallets just knowing we are going to jail for like manslaughter or something. well, they never looked in the damn walllets!!! finally we were let go. so we are now really on edge. we get there and the weather is awful, I mean you can't do anything without sweat just pouring off of you. the worst part was the people. this state has a large percentage of blacks and they are all here, in this park, we (white) are definitely the minority. I'm not racist but damn, seeing black/white mixes where people are all black/white splotchy is just gross enough (and they all STARED at us) when your not wigging out. the whole things sucks because it starts to rain while we are on a roller coaster, I mean fucking RAIN where it hurts it's falling so hard. we decide to leave but it is raining so damn hard you can't see anything but flowing water on the windshield and we have to pull off and sit on the side of the interstate for like an hour. A/C doesn't work too great while your not moving and the whole car was full of wet bastards, humid as shit, tripping out. finally we got home and me and my roomate get in our place and just break down. it was the first time we felt like doing acid was the wrong thing to do. we had been convinced we were going to jail. it was a real reality check. i have never seen this guy cry before and never since but boy he broke down into weeping! it was tough!! my worst acid-experience hands-down.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1300424 - 02/11/03 03:28 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah, it was quite insane...it was perfectly bad, everything that could've happened did, and thats just so trippy, but thats also why I love mushrooms, they are unpredictable.
I actually didnt use a vaporizer, i used an aromazap (SP?), they work awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont waste your money on a vaporizer, go with the aromazap, its worth the money.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: ShRo_0My]
#1301789 - 02/12/03 06:26 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Vapourizers suck!
Hey shroomy were in bc are u?
Im lowermainland...
pm me.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: Azmodeus]
#1302025 - 02/12/03 07:57 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn, there's some great stories on here! thanks everyone, this is my new favorite thread.
First time I tripped I was peaking about 2am, and kept hearing this weird screeching sound. I was prety aware that I wasn't tripping _that_ much, but couldn't see what it was making the noise (I eventually figured out it was coming form outside the house). I kept thinking that someone was scraping their car back and forth against the side of my house. Then I saw someone outside crouching at the same height I was standing (second floor), which tripped me out hardcore. It took me a while, but the person I saw(?) was on my dad's boat, 60-something feet, and its deck is at second-floor level. I figured it was him checking something on the boat because he had insomnia or something and dismissed it. I found out the next day it wasn't him, so I still don't know if It was all a hallucination or what.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: KackleDude]
#1302096 - 02/12/03 08:31 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Luv your avatar...
5 shrooms!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: Azmodeus]
#1302917 - 02/12/03 01:49 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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A few years ago, I was at a friends house with 4 other friend in the middle of the night while her parents were on vacation, and we ingested between 2 and 3 hits of some strong blotter each.
Maybe an hour later, tripping hard, 3 of us decide to make a run to 7-11, but none of us had a drivers license yet. Not to let that stop us from what seemed like an adventure, we borrowed her mom's car, and continued with the plan, with me driving.
All went well as we made our run, realizing when we got to the store that none of us were hungry, and the point of our trip had really just been the trip itself, so we get back in the car. I spend the first 3 minutes of the ride wondering why on Earth the road looked so dark and hard to see, but never made the connection between that and my failure to turn on the headlights.
As they always will, a cop spins a U-Turn, and pulls us over. The two girls I'm with immediately start crying, and in general appearing very intoxicated. I'm fairly sure the cop knew of our condition the minute he walked up to the door, but he focused mainly on my lack of a drivers license, and our non-ownership of the car. I would remember in much more detail, but I was not nearly as panicked with the situation as my two friends were. It seemed a bit too surreal to bother me at the time, and I think i took it with a bit of amusement.
That is until the cop got us all in the backseat of his car, put Van Halen's "Jump" on the stereo at TOP volume, and drove us across 2 towns at 70mph on residential streets. He dropped us off at my house, which was 4 miles from our starting destination of my friends house, where the two others were still waiting for us. We made the long walk back, arriving back at the friends house at almost 7AM, still substanially altered, and being amazed at having the sun come up.
Final result: a $600 one time fee and $100 yearly for 3 years after that. I just finished paying it off last year.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: skabbo]
#1304696 - 02/13/03 04:59 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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I drove up to the pool once on two hits...bad mistake!
My buddy and i were coming up and the plan was to drive to the pool befor it got dark. Well we were too high to drive, but i decied i could handle it, so we headed of and the rain started. Pounding pouring rain. Now the pool wasn't far, but it was pretty dark now and pouring rain and it was rush hour traffic. We started sweating and the windows fogged up and i got soo nervous my knee started shaking which made cluch control nearly impossible! Somehow we made it without being pulled over or hitting anything, and that was the first and last time i ever drove on acid.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: Azmodeus]
#1305504 - 02/13/03 10:36 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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My friend Lisa and I were tripping on acid together for her birthday (my treat ). We went back to her townhouse and went up to her room only to find her cat had died from labor complications. It was disturbing to walk into the room and see a very obviously dead cat. I helped her clean up, then excused myself and went home.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1305746 - 02/13/03 12:13 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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There was this racially motivated fight with all these people around. Only a few people actually fought but there were like 50 people in the middle of the street. Then when I heard the sirens I figured it was time to put some distance between myself and this scene. Then this cop saw me walking away from the area and started to talk to me. Thank god those cubes (sugar cubes) were just beginning to kick in
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: 3eyedgod]
#1305779 - 02/13/03 12:30 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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this isnt really fucked up, just wierd and funny. One morning i took a good amount of 5-meo-amt. This same day, which i did not know, my whole house besides the bedrooms was getting new carpet installed. I was tired and right after taking the amt i fell asleep for 30 minutes or so, and i woke up and there was a door in the middle of the room, and i tried going through it thinking it was some kind of portal but it was just a door leaning against my dresser. Then i walk downstairs and all the furniture was gone and the floor was bare, and I thought i was in the wrong house or i was just tripping balls and hallucinating like crazy.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: CockyMandrill]
#1307427 - 02/14/03 05:40 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Heh! that would be a bit of a mind fuck!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: CockyMandrill]
#1307705 - 02/14/03 08:30 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: 3eyedgod]
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Me my bro and my good buddy rojer just picked up a sac. We rolled about 7 blunts and rojer called up a freind of ours who we called "heepo". He said that he was interested in the couple grams of shroomies that rojer had and he had never tripped before. He came over and he ate them. We were going to go to see a imax movie downtown and smoke the blunts on the way. So we proceed downtown smokin the blunts and heepo is really spaced out. Hes all to himself and lookin weird. He starts tellin me to turn the music off, then turn it down. So we turn it off and he says "turn it off man" We told him it was off and he told us to stop and be quiet. He sounded confused. He then starts drifting off saying "thinking thinking thinking thinkkk...." Were all like WTF! So we keep smokin and drivin and all of a sudden in the silence he pops his head up and says "Im not gay" like we asked him. Were like uhhhh we dident say you were gay and hes just wiggin out bein strange as hell. We get all the way to the movie and he wouldent get out of the car. He was scared and we had to drive all the fuckin way back!! Damnit!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: resin]
#1307981 - 02/14/03 10:23 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have also noticed some people just cant handle psycadelics!.....
My buddy, just gets fucked off of anything....unable to speak, bad trips, he doesn't shroom anymore...
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Azmodeus]
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one time i ate a tab of cid for my first time its like 12am it hits me and me and my friends are walking thru this woods thats like maybe 800 feet so were in there i see 2 dinosaurs eatting off a tree and the clouds are all thses driffent colors and then they turn into lines and go on the ground and point the way out because there was construction and mounds of dirt and it looked like islands in water so im navigating thru smokeing a joint we get out and the walls are breating shits melting kept on walking and watchd this guy paint walls and it was really cool around 3 am were peaking going to a gas station we walk by 4 cops i was 16 so i was freaking out they didn't even talk to us so we there get and i think this lady is the devil i bought a lighter shes like U want a bic lighter for when U smoke ya your stuff i was like you used to smoke crack i started laughing then we walk out shes like did u drop money im like how much was it shes like don't worry about that did u drop any im like no so im thinking it was like 500 dollars (even tho i had no money on me) then i walk to another gas station and the lady is across the store and then all of a sudden right in front of my face saying ARE YOU TRIPPING but i don't think she was really did that so we get back its like 5 am now and were going to mc donalds with no cash and we find 10 bucks get some food and then i went home it was pretty cool
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: evilacid]
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: evilacid]
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one time i ate a tab of cid for my first time its like 12am it hits me and me and my friends are walking thru this woods thats like maybe 800 feet so were in there i see 2 dinosaurs eatting off a tree and the clouds are all thses driffent colors and then they turn into lines and go on the ground and point the way out because there was construction and mounds of dirt and it looked like islands in water so im navigating thru smokeing a joint we get out and the walls are breating shits melting kept on walking and watchd this guy paint walls and it was really cool around 3 am were peaking going to a gas station we walk by 4 cops i was 16 so i was freaking out they didn't even talk to us so we there get and i think this lady is the devil i bought a lighter shes like U want a bic lighter for when U smoke ya your stuff i was like you used to smoke crack i started laughing then we walk out shes like did u drop money im like how much was it shes like don't worry about that did u drop any im like no so im thinking it was like 500 dollars (even tho i had no money on me) then i walk to another gas station and the lady is across the store and then all of a sudden right in front of my face saying ARE YOU TRIPPING but i don't think she was really did that so we get back its like 5 am now and were going to mc donalds with no cash and we find 10 bucks get some food and then i went home it was pretty cool
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: evilacid]
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OMG are you still tripping? Jebus... ever heard of grammer? Talk about a run-away run on non nonononon. I had trouble reading that at all, at least you could have revised it a little so it would have made a little more sense. Plus the story was rather disappointing, I thought this was about "fucked up things?"
Sorry about sounding like an ass.. but it kinda makes me mad when I have to read that. On a posative note, I really enjoyed reading all the other stories.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: ExtravagantDream]
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Are you kidding me? That guys post was brilliant. At least its written differently than normal. I thought it was cool.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: bert]
#1311161 - 02/16/03 06:18 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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You make my head hurt...
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In the category of WEIRD:
Having the same person show up and ask what are you guys doing EACH AND EVERY TIME WE TRIPPED ON SHROOMS and ventured outdoors in Gainesville Florida. Never knew who the guy was, never saw him straight. This guy would just walk right up to the group of us, in the same outfit, and say the same thing.
It got to the point that we stopped going outside because NONE of us could figure out WHO THE FUCK this guy was, and WHERE the fuck he was coming from. ALWAYS DRESSED THE SAME, and just came out of nowhere. I would have thought I was totally insane, except it was a shared hallucination(reality) by a goup of three of us, and even the EXTRA people who would occasional trip with us would see him TOO. No one could explain it away.
Wasn't like we just saw him in one spot. EVERY WHERE WE WERE AT TRIPPING ON SHROOMS, he would pop up.
this one is my favourite. you still there, teonan? got any more details?
i love this kinda stuff - did you ask him any questions?
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1311928 - 02/16/03 12:46 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thats so true man, the most fucked up things do happen. also when im with people who r tripping and im not, these things happen.
Anyway, one time taking LSD it was the queens jubille thing, i didnt know, but me n a mate ventured into town n there was a brass band n loadsa stalls n stuff. was fucked up. this bloke had stall with bees in a glass case. was crazy. we walked straight through the middle of this band, laughing, as they were marching. crazy!
my mates house got raided by these lads another time n the police showed up. that was fucked up.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: evilacid]
#1311952 - 02/16/03 12:57 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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so that happened in reality did it? dinosaurs in the woods n all that? ive seen a line of mil floats drive by but not that in reality. man. where d ye live?
sounds like an enlightening trip dude
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: The_Clash_UK]
#1311999 - 02/16/03 01:22 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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My two best friends and i decided one morning to day trip. Two of us hadn't eaten and we decided three and a half grams ground up and downed with double vitamin c would be the way to go. Our other buddy had to visit mom later so he took only 1 gram. He had eaten earlier so that made a difference too.
So we dosed and began our voyage. We headed out to this place in the country where we could retreat into the woods and fields and have a good time. Somewhere along the way we pulled over to piss and thats when i knew i was going to trip balls.
We arrived at our spot and hiked down to a tree, all of us tripping pretty good by this time. Big D, was a musician and brought his guitar(he took only 1 gram), slim j, and myself were really fuckd up by that time. we found this big beautiful tree to sit and play under about 300 yards from where we parked. We forgot the lighter to smoke the joint with so slim and i trudged back up the hill to get one and could here uncle john's band echoing through the valley as big d played. When we reached the car, slim told me he was going to have a level 5 before this was all over with. we made our way back down to the beautiful tree, grateful dead echoing the whole time.
That's when everythiing went terribly wrong. I was sitting on the ground looking at this little bush trying to light the joint when slim stumbled over and squashed my bush and with a vacant look in his eyes, mumbles level 10. That wigged me out so i focused on the music. Next thing big d and i know, slim has stripped naked wearing only his psychedelic sunglasses and these zen meditation beads around his neck. He took off at a dead run toward this herd of cattle that was about 200 yards away in a swamp like area. Big d sayed what the hell and took off his shirt and ran after him saying we only live once or something. So i sat there under the big beautiful tree in my grateful dead space your face shirt thinking about life.
Then i hear this horrible noise. Cows go moo moo but bulls make a noise somewhere between arrrggh urgghh and moo moo. It was really loud. Big D came jogging back without slim and said damn, those cows are pissed off. They are going to fight. We had no clue where slim was. I got scared. through the joint down and stumbled in circles. big d decided to ritually give the join back to the tree or some shit. this whole time i had been sweating really bad and worried about them cattle. I got it in my head that i was having a heat stroke and that the bulls were gonna come get me. So big d and i decided to go back to the car where we had seen slim streak to last.
Somewhere along the trek back i got real hot and sweaty. I was convinced i was dying and that i was going to puke. i puked up a lot of oj and shroom shit. it was nice. i sat down and handed my hat and glasses to big d and said give them to my family. so he went up to the car and found slim hiding under it. he coaxed slim out and into the car. he then came and got me again and convinced me to get into the car. Everything was so psychedelic. I felt like i had eaten a whole bible or something. From that point on slim was catatonic. Somehow, big d drove us back to slims and then left becuase dealing with slim in his catatonic state was too much for his trip. We left slim's close in the field somewhere. slim stayed catatonice for about four hours. Oh yeah, big d showed back up about half and hour later and said he was lonely and had conversations with me.
After we all came back to planet earth slim told us he had had a zen epiphany and had reached cosmic conciousness. I guess in his trip he realized that no matter whether you were alive or dead your matter was the same and would always exist in this universe. The same as it is with everything inanimate or not. We are all consisted of the same matter.
Slim has been different ever since and i think it was all cause of those god damn bramha bulls stirring up shit.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: rosewoodpete]
#1312014 - 02/16/03 01:30 PM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Another one....
The same friend and i decided we would dose some fresh ecuadors. He ate like 40 grams and i ate about ten. about an hour in a friend came by to pick me up to go to red lobster for some deal. We get back and my buddy is out in the street sitting on the curb. I approach and looks at me with these huge pupils and says his dad called. He told me he had told him everything and had called the cops. I was real skeptical but i thought he should have come down by then. He went on and on about how they were on their way. and how he had really ficked up and it wasn't his fault cause he had done it when he was tripping. next thing i know a cable van pulls by and stops about fifty feet away. he runs over and starts talking to the guy. I straight wigged out and went from a minimal dose trip to thinking hell was on its way up. I ran into his place and tried to grab all his stash and i jetted out of there. come to find out...the guy in the van had no idea who my friend was and he was still just tripping really hard. scared the hell out of me though.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: rosewoodpete]
#1313291 - 02/17/03 04:51 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahah......
Good stories! I liked the first one.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1313752 - 02/17/03 09:11 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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These storys are really fuckin good guys, keep em comin'!!!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1321800 - 02/20/03 08:52 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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The most fucked up time I had on mushrooms was my second time. I got phone call at school from my friends letting me know some mushrooms are arpund in my home town. It was a friday so I decided to make the three hour drive and trip out and spend the rest of the weekend chillin. I get there around 9:30 and dose with 6 other people. I had an 8th, I only ate a half 8th the first time so I was expecting a pretty intense trip this time around. Everything starts out nice, good visuals pleasant conversation. Then I i start coming up hardcore and I have no idea whats going on. I'm just wandering around in my barefeet like a zombie outside and I begin entering different parrallel universes. The fucked up part happens when like maybe 3 hours later after i came out of a black out I become convinced i'm dreaming and nothing is real. I try and explain this to everyone and they just tell me i'm tripping. I get pissed cause i'm not coming out of this "dream". I then jump on my one friend chilling on the couch, grab my car keys and hop in my jeep and peel out down the road. I blew like 3 stop signs and a red light and got onto the high way. During this time i was going like 65 and then wouyld just slam on my brakes and skid. I did this like three times. mind its like 12:30 and the roads were real bare. I drive for 3 hours back to my college not knowing why, I wasnt even aware that I was driving. I get to school and call my friends and am like what the fuck just happened. It was extremely scary and dangerous and could have hurt myself or other people. Because i this i realized how low a tolerance i have for mushrooms and respect this when dosing. and please dont drive on shrooms unless you can handle yourself.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: cottlestonpie]
#1321914 - 02/20/03 09:31 AM (20 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im starting to suspect that these people that always do 3.5-5 grams are as hardcore as they'd like us to think. I get FUCKED off two grams of my mushies...at first i thought i was suseptable, but too many of my friends have tripped hard off small amounts.
Yes i can imagine doing 3.5-5 grams, but its going to effect you drastically the following weeks, not something i'd do more than once a year.....mabye twice!
Or mabye some are resistant to shrooms, while the majority is "suseptable"..... 
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Azmodeus]
#1497741 - 04/27/03 11:17 AM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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BRINGIN' THIS THREAD BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1497890 - 04/27/03 12:22 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sweet, I remember reading this when I wasn't a member and now I can post my story .
It was my second time tripping and me and a bunch of friends (9 others, all shrooming) planned on heading out to some lake where we could trip in peace. We got there, ate our mushies and then started to hike, looking for a seculded place to inhabit. Well after about 30 minutes (we're all starting to come up) we get to this road that has a truck parked on it. Most people in the group don't take much notice and head down the hill, but two of my friends stopped. We waited at the bottom of the hill for 10 or 15 minutes wondering what the hell was going on.
Well they eventually come down and tell us they had seen an elderly woman sitting in the truck and she mouthed the words "help me". They went over to see what the problem but couldn't get much out of her. My friends managed to flag down a passing vehicle who went and got help. The park rangers showed up and said they had it under control so my friends went about their way.
We ended up finding a place on the shore not too far from where this all happened, and we could still see the road (granted it was hidden behind some shrubbery) from this vantage point. Within 5 minutes of putting our crap down, we hear a noise off in the distance. By this time everybody's trip has started to come on and we're all wondering what the fuck this noise is. Suddenly, a helichopter zooms overhead, circles around twice and then lands in a field about 200 yards from us. As you might imagine, we're all thinking, "What....the....FUCK!?!". Thankfully I had my camera with me so I got some awesome photos of this all happening. Within 15 minutes the helichopter takes off, we don't think much of it and go back to tripping.
A few hours later, we're (most of us anyways) still in the same location, all starting to come back to reality. I see a park ranger in the distance approaching us and I didn't know what for. My friend has his bong out so I was worried this guy was going to give us shit. The bong gets hidden and the ranger approaches, asking if we were the kids that called for help. Well it turns out the old lady was having a heart attack while she was in the truck. Her husband was down on the lake fishing and she was left waiting in the car, all by herself. One of the kids involved gives a statement for the report and we find out the lady is doing ok. What a relief. The ranger thanks us for all we did and allows us to go on our way (completely unaware of the real reason why we were there).
This is by far the most insane thing I have ever experienced while tripping. Had we not decided to eat shrooms, we would not have been in that location, we wouldn't have found the old lady and she most likely would have perished. Can you imagine how her husband would have felt when he came back to the truck after fishing, only to find his wife laying there dead? I am so grateful for this experience and it is one I will surely never forget (and I had a great trip also )
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1497944 - 04/27/03 01:01 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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hehe i love all those stories !
Edited by KOPELANDIAA (04/27/03 01:02 PM)
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: TheHateCamel]
#1498839 - 04/27/03 08:05 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh man, If I saw that sober I would have burst out with laughter but tripping man I would have been in hysterics rolling around on the ground. Sounds like you have a cool girlfriend. 
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: TheDude]
#1498908 - 04/27/03 08:34 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Watching someone overdose on GHB while I'm in the middle of a 5 drop LSD + level 2 DXM combo trip.
Wasn't fun...
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#1499684 - 04/28/03 12:47 AM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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well mine is the worst so far top mine I don't want to be #1
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Azmodeus]
#1499813 - 04/28/03 01:54 AM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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i was tripping wit my friend at his house and there was a fucking wind storm outside. i thought i was just tripping at first but then theres a huge flash and the power goes out.We go outside to find fallin trees and fences everwhere. i guess a tree branch flew into some power lines haha crazy shit.....................
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: DeEJaYBrU]
#1500022 - 04/28/03 04:43 AM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Good thread! Definitely some fucked up stories on here.
Here's one of mine, not tripping:
Me and my good friend "R" decide to get really baked and go to a movie. Deciding that we want to see something "fun", no drama bs, we buy tickets to see Die Another Day. So were in the theatre and all throughout the endless commercials there is one guy somewhere behind us letting off a maniacal high pitched cackle. If anyone who's seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the voice was along the same lines as the rubber guy at the end. "AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!"
So we don't think anything of it, until after the movie has started. Every 10 minutes or so, the same guy lets out another loud, high pitched, maniacal cackle. Every time we thought the insane laughing was over, it started back up again, like clockwork. We were on the verge of leaving because it was freaking us the fuck out. It sounded like someone had escaped an asylum and was in the theatre with us.
Eventually someone went to complain and they made his crazy ass leave.
On top of that, the movie really sucked.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LostMetropolis]
#1500143 - 04/28/03 08:15 AM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Me and my buddy D, sitting out on my front porch one night, just tripping our balls off...We had the bong out with us...All kinds of odd shit was going on. D was all paranoid about the bong, and cars kept driving by, well, one came by, and D was like "Shit, thats a cop", when the car was still like, 5 blocks down the road. He stashed the bong and sure enough, it was a fucking cop. Later, we were drinkin' kool-aid, and we left the cups out for a minute while we ran inside...We come back out, and theres THOUSANDS of ants crawling around our cups and shit. Ever try cleaning up bugs when your all twisted on acid? Ugh...Not fun...I felt them crawling on me for like, 30 minutes, meanwhile, I'm having HARD-CORE hallucinations...Little airplanes that arent there and shit...Fun Fun Stuff...D is sitting out by himself, all of a sudden, his ass comes RUNNING into the house, all scared and shit. He swears a car drove by, stopped right in front of my house, and shot at him. I'm like, "You fucking idiot, this is fucking Wisconsin, theres no Drive-By's here". He swears to this day someone was shooting at him...Heh...That was quite a trip...
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: Madtowntripper]
#1502924 - 04/28/03 11:57 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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As the sun started to set the shrooms started to set in. A slight feeling of euphoria consumed me, to be interrupted by some dumb kids chucking apples at us. they were about 3 years younger than us (we're all around 18), so my freinds had the great idea of chasing them down & beating them up. We chased them around a few blocks for about 10 minutes. These two kids eventually ran towards a hispanic party of some sort that was blaring fiesta music (trippy from 6 blocks down), and some scary-looking bald mexican dudes came up & basically told us to leave these kids alone (even tho we never really touched them) and to fuck off. they left I think when they noticed our pupils, or the fact that we were scared shitless & slowly slinking into the bushes. I was seriously afraid a street brawl was gonna break out, we were just two short lines of people, facing each other directly. The tension between us coagulated as sweat on my forehead. Those 4 mexican guys were seriously scary, I hadn't peaked yet at that point or I think I would've thought they were gonna kill us or something.
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 Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1503190 - 04/29/03 01:52 AM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Reality disappeared once or twice...not even a twisted or strange reality...nothing...whoa!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Joshua]
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I'm at a festival where my girlfriend's band is playing. I take about 20 or more hits of acid (I cut a large chunk off the blotter sheet) before leaving to the festival (keep in mind that my tolerance was high so this was not as much acid as it sounds). While there I am watching the other bands and my gf's and I consume about 8 beers. Everything is fun and I have some good conversations and enjoy the music sitting on the grass.
After everything is over and our group is leaving the festival, I notice this cardboard m&m sign on a post. It was a sign of the purple m&m guy, and it was like the most amazingly colored thing I had ever seen. I tear the sign off the post and rejoin my group to show them my prize. A few moments later I hear in an authorative voice, "You with the sign, stop now!" I actually think this is one of my friends playing around, so I jokingly pretend to run away from the "cop". I run in a slow, silly way that would obviously not seem like an attempt to flee, but whatever, the story goes on.
Someone grabs my shoulder and I turn around to discover that it actually was a cop, at which time I was like "fuuuuuuucccckk" all slow and drawn out like that. The cop asks for my ID so I grab my wallet and pull out my driver's license. Problem is that I have a piece of foil with maybe 6 hits of acid in my wallet right beside my license. So as I'm pulling out the ID this acid comes out too. I manage to keep the foil in my hand while I show him my ID.
He is relaying info to base to see if Im wanted or anything. I notice he is looking away for a moment and I take the opportunity to throw the foil over a concrete embankment. Turns out there is another cop right behind me that I had no clue about and he saw me do this. They cuff me and sit me down next to the concrete embankment and start searching for what I threw. Its night time and I have some hope of them not finding it, but before long they come up with the acid.
A couple minutes later I start banging the back of my head against the concrete saying "stupid, stupid, stupid" etc. The cop threatens to do something (I can't remember what he said) and I stop doing that. Next thing I notice is all my friends and gf are nearby watching me, and I feel like a total loser. I'm like "what the fuck do they have to be here for?" And the cop's like "they don't" and they leave. In my head i was thinking the cops had corralled them and they were being harassed, but it turns out that they were waiting around because they were concerned for me and were insulted by the things I was shouting.
Eventually they get me into a police-car and drive me to some nearby building for processing, after which they drive me to the big ass Pulaski County Jail. I am forced to shower with many large strange black men (I'm tripping a little still) and they make me scrub my body with this horrible powder/chemical crap then hose me down. After that they do this weird search ritual where you have to squat in an odd position and cough. Move you testicles and dick around to show you aren't smuggling anything and dig around in your hair like a fucking ape. (thankfully there was no rubber glove anal probing).
A moment that stands out strongly is once when I was sitting on a bench a little bit after all that waiting to be moved elsewhere. At this point I was crashing pretty hard and really just wanted to lay down. I was slouched and the warden comes by and kicks my legs saying "Sit your ass up straight. Who do you think you are?" "blah blah etc". This really blew my mind. I mean what the hell is this guy's problem? It was like a level of rudeness and disrepect I had never encountered. Everyone else I encountered (including the arresting cops) were actually fairly nice and didn't go out of there way to fuck with people.
Just as they were assigning me a cell, my mother shows up to bail me out and take me home. The whole time spent at the jail was about 9 hours. So I get my crap back and get the hell out of there.
Consequences: I was charged with 1 count of felony controlled substance possesion, 1 count of misdemeanor theft, and 1 count of misdemeanor fleeing (that really pissed me off cuz I wasn't even trying to run away as stated previously).
My parents found a very good lawyer with good connections who happened to be a member of the state legislature. He talked my judge into allowing me to join what is called "Step Court". This is a program that gives you an opportunity to have your drug charges dismissed if you manage to graduate from the program. This was a surprise because Arkansas doesn't get alot of LSD cases and they love to prosecute, but I had the lawyer and got lucky. (I was at the time the only person with acid ever allowed into the program and may still be as far as I know). So for a little more than a full year, I had to drive an hour both ways to Little Rock three times a week so I could take my drug classes for a few hours each time. On top of this I had to attend 20 aa or equivalent meetings a month and attend a monthly court appearance to discuss my progress with the judge. Plus I was doing a piss test three times a week.
Well, I followed the program according to plan for a few months. So for three full months I had no weed, no psychedelics, no speed, no coke, nothing. I did become somewhat of an alcoholic for awhile though. Then I started to realize how poorly ran this program is and I found ways to cut corners. I started faking the aa meetings sheets (all that was required was a signature and date). I started taking drugs again and bringing in the piss of my brother in a little bottle that I could make seem like it was me pissing as long as they didn't pay close attention (and they didn't). But then towards the end they did start paying attention and there was no way I could use the bottle, so that time I just left the place and didn't give my test. Usually this would be grounds for some trouble, but I BSed my way around it. So for the last couple months I was clean again, and I managed to graduate and I do not have a felony on my record!
Previous to the whole step court thing: a couple days after I was bailed out I went to the apartment that I shared with my "gf" to collect my crap because I was to move back in with my parents for awhile. Well my stash of acid (over 2 sheets) was nowhere to be found and she tells me she came home and threw it away because she was afraid the place would be searched. First off, I had no idea she was even aware of my "hiding place" and second I didn't believe her for a minute and figured she sold them or still had it maybe. Anyway, we were no longer a couple and all the people I thought of as friends would no longer associate with me because they couldn't believe someone caught with acid would be let out (hello, its called bail?) and I must have agreed to be a narc. (stupid fucks). Well that helped me stay clean for awhile anyway so no big loss. (note to self: don't encircle yourself with meth fiends).
So yea that trip sucked.
*disclaimer: stories of not following the program correctly are made up to make me sound cool
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Buddrow]
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"At this point I was crashing pretty hard and really just wanted to lay down. I was slouched and the warden comes by and kicks my legs saying "Sit your ass up straight. Who do you think you are?" "blah blah etc". This really blew my mind. I mean what the hell is this guy's problem? It was like a level of rudeness and disrepect I had never encountered."
Thats messed up. I would have told him to eat shit and die and that I could lay down if I wanted to.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1505015 - 04/29/03 03:41 PM (20 years, 1 month ago) |
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Short story. Myself and three friends were tripping balls, around 3am. Standing at a park next to a tree just talking, and we see a car drive by with a headlight out. We all look at each other and say the same thing almost in unison.. that would be fucked up if that car crashed, friend 1: yeah watch it hit a tree or some shit, friend 2: yeah that would be crazy, friend 3: yeah, it will probably crash. The second after the last friend spoke we heard a BAM!!! CRASH!!! and we ran around the corner to see that the car had indeed crashed, into a parked truck and up into someone's yard. The guy got out and was piss drunk, we just walked away and the cops showed up some ten seconds later. There was not sign that he would crash, besides only having one headlight.. he was driving slow and straight.. but we all agreed it would be fucked up if it crashed, and then it did. I guess it was one of those you had to be there kind of things.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Shroomism]
#1728279 - 07/18/03 04:58 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread is too good to die.
One night me and some buds were tripping on 2.5 grams of mush, anyways we always like to go on his roof, he has lawn chairs up there and it's just a beautiful place to be. We're chillin up there, pretty into it and all of a sudden we're looking down and see 4 guys. A dad and three kids, all in matching track suits, red with white trim. The dad goes "Awright boys" in some Australian accent and then they start jogging going "oogey oogey oogey! oi! oi! oi!". There was like a 10 second period of complete silence and then the 4 of us just broke out laughing our asses off.
When I was on 300 seeds of MG I saw a huge ass gang-fight, it wasn't the visual aspect that was so weird, but I have some buds in that type of thing and they were fighting and it was just a huge mind-fuck.
The worst thing was when we had all done ridiculous ammounts of hash oil one night and went up to the park to chill and play guitar, 3 of us. Now the three of us all have older brothers who are 20 and are good friends. We're just chillin and all of a sudden these 18 year old guys who go to our school show up, they're just tweaking so bad off like 2 grams, what a joke...anyways they obviously couldn't handle it all and were just being such dicks, he kept saying all this dumb stuff and eventually I just stood up and said "Hey man, just get the fuck outa here:, this guy was just fucked. He looked like he had done a few lines of meth AND coke, he was noiding badly. Anyways he grabbed my guitar and smashed it, that simple. It was brutal, guitar playing is such a huge part of my life and I got that guitar from my father, who I have never met in my life because he's a junk addict and my mom left him, the only thing I ever got from him. I was feeling slightly emotional and just broke down, I wasn't quite crying but man I was so close, I got up and just kicked him square in the nuts and gave him a jaw shot, I was just enraged. There were only 3 of us and 6 of them so they all sort of pile onto us and start beating on us, all of a sudden out of nowhere my brother and these two kids older brothers walk out from a path and see what's going on and rush over (they're big boys, 6'2 230 each) and just start throwing them off of us and shitkicking them in the process, it was ridiculous.
Anyways in the end the guy payed me back 500 dollars for a new acoustic and ended up getting a fair beating (At the time me and my brother were both dealing so it was not too hard to find people willing to intimidate.)
It was just a bad experience, I've never been one for fighting even though when I was in grade 9 or so I just used to be all obsessed with all that back-up BS.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: HeavenlyBlue]
#1728296 - 07/18/03 05:06 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Craziest thing thats happened in reality while tripping...
I wasnt a good skater, and never turned out to be. It summer of '99 and me and my buddy decided to go on a very looooooooong shroom skateventure. Turns out I wanted afraid to luge down the hill, we just became one with the skateboards. Normally I would have crashed and gone to the hospital. It also took the fear away of clearing 7 stairs. Never even cleared 4 sober. Kinda strange? Yea. Other than that nothing reaaaaally weird has happened on a trip other than the trip itself.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: MrMaddHatter]
#1728437 - 07/18/03 05:53 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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hehe, you guys are fucked
My story takes place 2 years ago on Roskilde Festival (huge music festival in Denmark). I had only tried shrooms a couple of times, and never very much. Well, one day we went to town and I bought a lot of shrooms (was like 4 days before they would be outlawed, so they were pretty cheap).
I ate 2-3 grams, and washed it down with beer. the next 3-4 hours were pretty fun, but nothing wild (but with a lot of beer). Now, it was dark, around midnight I guess, and I sat down to share a joint with a friend. He got pretty wasted, but suddenly I notiticed all the grass rise up in neon green and started to hum. Never seen anything like it, and it was fun as hell.
At some point I layed on a small road between the camps, and a couple comes and talk to me. I can't remember what we talked about, but suddenly the guy leans down and bite my throte (sorry for the spelling). I was a little surprised, but then the girl did the same thing, just a lot harder. I was quite shocked, and actually had to check my neck as I had a feeling of loosing a LOT of blood... but everything was fine so I just stayed and enjoyed the fine night.
When my friends came back to check on me, I told them about it, but they didnt believe me and said I was fucked.
Funny thing, the next day I had still very clear bitemarks on my throte
It was my first "big trip" with lots of hallu's, and I'll never forget it
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: Hongosmeester]
#1728680 - 07/18/03 07:41 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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July 1989, jeez was that really 14 years ago!! OMG!! I used to go up to THE CITY on the Haight and find sheets for $25 at Golden Gate park. Then the journeys would start.
One day me and a new friend were walking through Golden Gate Park, we went under a bridge that ran over the path. On top of the Bridge sat about 5 brothers who were obviously bangers. They were talking rather loudly and they said something that seemed directed towards us so I shout out "Oh yeah, well I'll just call the cops on you!" and then started laughing really loud. One of them looked down at me and all I remember was him mouthing "What the fuck?" My freind suddenly slouched about a foot lower and said "Oh my God I can't believe you just said that!!" and just tears off running away. I just kept walking without a care in the world. The weird part is that they didn't fuck with me or anything. They just let me go on my way. I would NEVER do ANYTHING like that straight.
Around the same time period, I'm on several hits and we are walking around San Fran waaaaaaaay away from the park going to a party somewhere. We can't find it. It's dark and suddenly we are in the wrong part of town it seems. We walk by a corner store and this brother is standing out front. One of us bumps into the guy by accident and shouting immediately ensues. The next thing I know this brother whips out a silver pistol (revolver) and just starts firing it at us!!! I was in the Army at the time so the first thing I do is hit the dirt and lowcrawl around the corner like I'm trained to do. Make a small target and immediately seek cover!! As soon as I reach "safety" I jump up and start running my ass off. Now, for some reason I'm not in my jungle boots but instead I am in a pair of pointy toed zipper boots with higher than need be heels. This did NOT slow me down one bit, but it hurt like hell. I don't know how far I ran but everyone else kept me in sight and followed. I ended up going into several dead ends and IT SUCKED!! I was lost, in San Francisco, with a banger shooting at me, ON ACID!! This was too fucked up for words. It finally dawned on me that if I lost the group, who couldn't keep up with me in my flight, then I would lose the lunatic with the pistol. I think that was my saving grace because I doubled back and made several lefts and eventually lost everyone. I finally ended up on the far end of Golden Gate park and hid in a bush and just kind of watched through the leaves for the rest of the trip and my night. When dawn came the weirdest shit happened, a bunch of homeless guys who were also hiding in the same bushline started to wake up and move around. I hadn't even seen them or heard them until morning. Kind of surprising.
A fun thing I did was one time (remember I'm in the Army at the time) my unit gets deployed to Panama for three months. We have to clean out our rooms and lock everything up. While cleaning up my friend is sweeping under the bed and out floats half a sheet of white blotter. GROUND SCORE!!! We waited until we landed in Panama, got off the bird that took us there and got on a landing craft that would take us up the Panama Canal to our duty two week training station at Ft. Sherman. We both took 25 hits and flashed the peace sign. It was weird as fuck going down the Panama canal on Acid in full military gear. It wore off around bedtime, lucky for us. A helluva way to go to a foreign country.
When we got back from Panama I immediately headed back to The City to score some more. I was sitting in the park test driving the dose. The guy I was buying from was new. Luckily it was starting to hit me and seemed like the real deal. It was. Then this real hippy guy walks up and taps my new friend on the shoulder. My new friend is kind of big with long black hair and a beard. The little hippy guy goes off on him (in a hippy kind of way) about how he has been ripped off and how his shit is bunk. The big dude tells him to get lost and that he is mistaken. The hippy actually shoves the guy! All hell breaks loose and my new friend (contact) beats the shit outta the hippy. While the hippy is on the ground and has obviously given up, the big guy rears back with his foot and just kicks the shit outta the hippy's jaw and there is a loud crack of his jaw breaking. Pandemonium REALLY breaks out at this point as several Golden Gate Park dwellers descend on the big dude yelling "NO FAIR KICKING HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN!!" Now it's my new big friend vs. half the park and he's winning for a while but the mob finally gets him to the ground and let's him have it with kicking and punching. The pigs show up finally, on dirt bikes of all things, paramedics are called, people are arrested, and I'm walking quietly away without my sheet I came to get, but starting to enjoy my rise and eventual peak anyway. I did manage to FINALLY find my regular source and score the favorite album cover. Good for me.
I swear those were some crazy ass times.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: RANKSRAGGY68]
#1729823 - 07/19/03 09:05 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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The first time I tripped on cid was w/ two friends, P and B. It was the first time for all-1 hit a piece blotter. Well, it was like 6pm and P had to work at the local Burger King, where I was one of the managers. P was like, "Ya'll take it first and if ya'll ain't too fucked up I'll take it." I was like we all gotta take it together so we'll be in the same boat. So we placed tiny squares of paper on our tongues and waited 15min, then swallowed the paper. So we chillin' smokin blunts and not knowing what to expect. P had to be to work at 7:30p so we drive over there feeling pretty good. About another 30min and shit is beginning to get hectic. To make a long story short, P had to leave work by 9:30 cause he was tripping pretty hard. He kept saying that this wasn't real and that he was dreaming. And asking me why his clothes falling off of him. The other co-workers kept asking what I gave him. I tried to help him clean the dining room but I couldn't tell if the table was clean after I wiped it. So we bounced, the whole time B had disappeared w/o telling us he was leaving. We kept asking each other, "Where B at?" then laughing our asses off. We caught up to him outside the restaurant. He said he had walked up to the park and saw a bush that looked like a lion. He came back cause everything was looking crazy. P just kept saying "This ain't real. I'm dreaming." One o'clock in the morning and he's loud wit it. We tried to get him in the car cause he was looking at the trees talking like a crazy person and I wasn't trying to deal w/ the police in this state. The first time is always the best I think
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: buddatwo]
#1729870 - 07/19/03 10:04 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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this is a great thread! the worst thing that happend to me in reality while tripping still has me pretty scarred =( i ate about an 1/8 by myself, i like trippin alone. so i'm just chilling listening to music when my phone rings, i know by the ring tone that its my dream girl calling. now i gotta explain something about our relation ship, we worked together at the time, and she's married, but shes muslim and only married him because of her parents, anyways they fight a lot, and i told her a fiew days before that if he hit her again i was gunna have to do something, this girl is my life. so she calls me up crying, and she kept repeating "he beat the shit out of me" i dont remember much other than that from the conversation, i told to leave, and she said she couldnt then she said she had to go and hung up. so i get all my gear together, not really sure what i was gunna do, but i grabed all my "rainy day" shit, fiew hundred bucks, my collapsable steal bad, thro on my steal toes and start walking to her house. my mind racing trying to figure out what i'm gunna do when i get there, how i'm gunna avoid getting arrested and shit. the one thing she always told me was not to interfere, that she would never talk to me again if i did anything, that he was the father of her kids, and i know she would never forgive me. so half way there, [its about an 1 and a half walk] my friend calls, or maybe i called him i cant remember, i tell him whats going on and he tells me not to kill him and he picks me up before i get there. after that he took me home and just trying to calm me down. then anouther friend shows up that i called as a get away driver, and to bring me a ski mask and shit, and we just chilled in my room while i scratched the shit out of my records trying to get my mind of it. the worst experiance in my life. i never got to deal it to that asshole, because i know i'm the only one who knows about it,so she would know if somebody pistol wipped him a bit and threatend him that i would have something to do with it. that was about 6 months ago, she dumped me and stopped talking to me about 3 months ago so i quit my job and i still cant stop thinking about her. since then i turn off my cell phone when trippin
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: Kenny Bus]
#1729892 - 07/19/03 10:29 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Amazing stories. I would give you all five shrooms if I wasn't too lazy
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: cybrbeast]
#1730015 - 07/19/03 12:15 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Once I was rolling REALLY hard at a massive rave, to the point where I felt like I was on another planet or something, but then I see these people gathered around in a circle. I come in closer for a look, and the paramedics are taking this guy away(I'm guessing he overdosed on something). It was pretty fucked up.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: silversoul7]
#1730633 - 07/19/03 05:14 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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Banged my head on the floor!.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: mjshroomer]
#1731339 - 07/19/03 11:12 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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My friend fell on a parked car and broke his nose. I posted this to the Third Plateau the morning after it happened.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: Phencyclidine]
#1731870 - 07/20/03 06:18 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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After ingesting several hits of acid each some friends and I decided for some reason to go rollerblading, One of us ended up going around our apartments towards the laundry not knowing the pavement ends and turns to gravel, so he goes down pretty hard. We ended up having to call a cab, as no one had a car, which was a good thing since just a bit earlier we were watching dragons fly out of the forest behind our complex....On our way to the hospital we were picking gravel out of my friends bloody hand we all thought it was pretty neat.Filling out the forms was probably the hardest thing ive done, reading tripping is rough most of the time, and we were pretty far gone, He ended up getting a few stiches (stitches?) and we were on our way, a pretty intense night tripping at the hospital. What fun!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: resin]
#1732438 - 07/20/03 01:43 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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well this is a toss up
scariest thing: After 5 g shrooms Girlfriend ends up going into fits of seizures, waking up just to laugh her ass off for a while like a loonatic then she would just start seizuring again. She was also on 5 g of shrooms.
funniest-weirdest- after me and 4 friends took 2 hits of grateful dead blotter each we decided that we would walk around wal Mart while we were coming up cause Wal Mart is a trip (this was at 3 in the morning so the store was basically empty besides the occasional disgruntled shelf stocker). Well the cid was coming on strong and we all had noticed a man who must have been 60+ years old staring at us from a distance at certain times in the store, we didn't think much of it cause we get stared at quit a bit being a little bit out of the norm for Iowans. Anyways we go to the only check out line available to buy Glow sticks and a little cactus plant that caught my friend Bri's eye. The old senile man in front of us getting checked out goes head first into the floor and starts having a god damn heart attack!!!! My God We all just walked strait out of wal mart and never looked back that was too much!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Judas]
#1732907 - 07/20/03 05:08 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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i had just taken my first shroom dose about a few minutes ago with a good friend
we walked down the store to grab some soda and cigarettes for the trip, and in the store, my mate said hi to a pretty brunette girl standing in line.
this girl, i thought, was M, my ex gf's sister. i hadnt seen M in a long time, and i just remembered her as being a pretty brunette, so i assumed that was her that my mate had said hi to in the store.
so we buy our soda and leave, on our way to the forest. by now im coming up pretty harsh, and my mate starts telling me about the latest neigborhood gossip. so he goes to me
"hey did you hear about M?"
i'm like, uh no what about her, thinking it was the chick he had just spoken to. He replies:
"she died"
so im tripping balls and he's telling me deadpan serious that the chick he had just said hi to was dead. i thought he was joking.
"no mate im not joking, she got killed in a car crash last week"
but i just saw her in the store, you said hi to her, i protested.
"no mate that wasn't M, that was (some other random person)...
...M's been dead for a week"
so just as i come up on my first trip, i find out that my ex gf's sister got killed in a car crash. i wasnt close to the girl, never spoke to her actually, but the fact that someone i knew vaguely was dead, and the whole mixup where i thought i had seen her in the store, started to fuck with my head really bad
i spent much of the night using all my 'mental might' to steer my first shroom experience from a negative "what if my parents all died in a car crash? what if i did" sort of trip, to a positive experience.
it was pretty fuckin bad
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#1742893 - 07/23/03 09:20 PM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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that'd definitely have to be the time we had a kid commit suicide at college. a friend and i came out of a dorm and noticed a huge group of students standing around anxiously. too intense to handle; we had to get away.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: ichbinkiffer]
#1744000 - 07/24/03 08:19 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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For some reasons...i love this thread !
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: KOPELANDIAA]
#1744283 - 07/24/03 10:19 AM (19 years, 10 months ago) |
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one night me and i friend were tripping,we were just sitting on the front porch watching cars go down the road.then we heard BLAMM a car hit something in the road,we didn't know what they had hit.i guy in the car got out looked at the front of his car and yelled FUCK.i assumed there was damage,another car comes down the road and again BLAMM! louder then fuck this time.then these people start yelling call 911 and shit we both thought they had ran someone over,i asked them what they hit first they said a deer then it turns out to be a dog big ass pitbull.another friend of mine came out the house to get the dog out of road and almost ending up getting into a fight with the dog killers.before the dog was removed from the road atleast 10 cars hit that fucker,i was laughing so hard.you had to be there to hear it,the dead dog was being draged and ripped apart.the cars just keep coming at about 50mph and just BLAMM!.i couldn't help but laugh about it.poor dog i felt bad for it,but there's nothing anyone could do about that dog was done for.
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 Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: LTBOOMER]
#3274498 - 10/25/04 07:13 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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One time around three years ago I was tripping heavily on acid. It was well past midnight and I was walking home from my friends place where I had dropped the acid and smoked some bowls. I was just peaking when on the half way home I see these two russian gangsta guys about my age sitting on a bench and hanging out. I'm all spaced and 'hippied' out so I come up to them and offer to smoke a peace pipe. They're all O.K., so I stuffed the pipe a couple of times, talked with them a bit, wished luck, said good-bye and continued my way home enjoying my trip. I had walked one block when suddenly somebody pushed and hit me from behind. I was all like WTF?!?! and while turning around to see what the hell is happening I was punched in the face. A this moment I noticed that I was being attacked by the very same two gangsta kids I had just smoked with. The place wass very lonely, no cops, no people whatsoever. So at this moment I'm getting really pissed and shit and I start fighting against them trying to protect myself, I'm a thin and geeky guy but I did my best to protect my health and honour. At this moment i feel im being stabbed in my chest with something. It fucking hurt. The next moment I noticed a syringe in one guy's hand. At this second I really freak out and start screaming like crazy (remember Macaulay in Home Alone ). It seemed that my screaming scared those gangsta guys and they ran away into the darkness. I was so fucked up I almost crawled in to the nearest place (it was a cyber cafe) went to the toilet and violently vomited. Then I called taxi and went home. Some time after this incident I was having a realy heavy mindfuck. I had to wait a month or something for being cheched for HIV (thanks god the test came out to be negative). And to tell the truth I still haven't got over that shit and often have anxiety/paranoia attacks while tripping.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: ivi]
#3276698 - 10/25/04 07:27 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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This wasn't fucked up but it was pretty crazy just because I was tripping. This happened a few years ago, this bird always nests in a tree in my front yard, and I saw thats its baby had fallen out and was on the stones, I have three dogs so I knew I had to get it back in there because they don't know any better and would eat it. So I'm out there with an old hockey helmet on and gloves. I pick the bird up and CLUNK the damn mom is swooping and pecking the helmet, I was so tripped out and dieing laughing. Anyway eventually I made it up the tree and got the bird back in the nest, me and my GF still laugh about that one.
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 Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: LTBOOMER]
#3276828 - 10/25/04 07:59 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Me and three friends shrommin hard one time and my two buds stepped outside for a cigarette and fresh air. After a while I got bored and stepped outside for some company and the second I hit the doorway of the apartment I see one of my friends fall and eat it hard on the pavement, bouncing his head off the ground. He just lost his footing or something and fell. Me and my other friend look at each other in amazement cuz the dude knocked himslef out cold. We started slapping him, shaking him, trying to get him to come to. So we are gettin paranoid about now because he's been out for what it seems is forever and I notice some kid..like 7 years old... standing on the sidewalk about 10 yards away watching us in a dead stare. So the two of us are still trippin and we decided to pick him up and drag his heavy ass inside after a lengthy shroomed out discussion while the kid still just stood there and stared at us. My friend did come to after a few more minutes inside but we spent the rest of the night paranoid about this kid calling the cops...which is stupid i know...
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: DirtMcgirt]
#3277675 - 10/25/04 11:32 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Once I was drunk and tripping on an eigth, and some people were fighting and I was yelling "what the fuck is going on?", next thing I know, this guy is up in my face sayin "did I just hear you say you wanna kick my ass?"
I almost got in a fight with this guy, but it was a good thing I didn't... I couldn't of defended myself better than a newborn kitten at the time.
Whenever people get mad at eachother when I'm tripping, I'm always thinking "whats going on?"
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kbilly
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: MeThoD]
#3277680 - 10/25/04 11:35 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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so me and a friend were blowing a huge blunt at the beach on the rocks, and we see this guy comin along. and he comes up to us, except hes green, i mean green. hair face arms clothes everything, like bright fucking green, geuss he just goes around freaking people out.
heehhehe we gave the gremlin a puff and he left us alone.
gremlins need love too.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: kbilly]
#3277936 - 10/26/04 01:28 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow weird shit
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: McMushrooms420]
#3278027 - 10/26/04 02:16 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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not fucked up but yeah messy
we laughed a lot
well,when we were stoned,i mean really baked,we went to a supermarket to buy some food and drink,
anyway we were ohh so high,just laughing with bloodshot eyes...
i couldn't stop laughing.anyway then really important(!) minister of my country was behind me
and because he looks funny i've just started to laugh my ass off
not just because i hate fucking politicians + his look
anyway...
yeah
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: mjshroomer]
#3278033 - 10/26/04 02:18 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
mjshroomer said:
Banged my head on the floor!.
mj
haha
it hurts isn't it?
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: butterflydawn]
#3278874 - 10/26/04 09:59 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was trippin on 5 bomb hits of acid once...complete ego loss. ANd I get a phone call at 6 in the morning telling me my drug dealer diead in a car crash....quite the way to finish out the trip .
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: vandago]
#3278900 - 10/26/04 10:11 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is kind of a mixture of things. We were coming back out of the cow pasture behind my house and my pants got caught in barbed wire. i struggled with it and told joseph and patrick to come lift up the wire so i could get out. they were holding the wire and just starting busting out laughing and i didn't know if it was safe to move (later i found out i had a barb in my back). they wouldnt shut the hell up laughing for 5 minutes so i was stuck in this barbwire fence with no where to go. my foot was stuck in wire and so was my shirt. i was still tripping as well, which added on to the struggle. it was funny stuff. this wasn't really fucked up or anything but it was pretty humorous.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: trick]
#3285303 - 10/27/04 04:03 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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ok here's one for you guys,
me and a couple buddies were chillin on a dock on the lake, it was starting to get dark, and the several hits of liquid lsd we took were pounding all of us into our chairs. as we starred out onto the tranquil lake we were interrupted by a super loud hissing noise, i mean really loud, and then all of the sudden a loud whoosh, bang noise, and then we saw a 10 to 15 foot colum of fire shoot straight up into the sky , out of the back of a ski boat across the cove from use, maybe only about 50 yards away. holly fucking shit, we all jumped out of our seats and stood up, like that was going to help us see better, then we noticed two people on the boat, trying to do something, it looked like they were panicking, cause they weren't jumping overboard, so me and my friends almost in unison started yelling shit like " get the fuck off the boat you dumb bastards" " dive dive dive" "its gunna blow you dumb fuckers" " what the fuck are you doing", you get the picture. the hole time this is going on there is the loud hissing noise and a huge 10 foot column of fire, and all i can think is i hope that f'n boat blows up, man thats going to look cool, people off of course. and then as quickly as it started it ended, the guy on the boat did something and the flamethrower stopped and it was quiet and peaceful again. we laughed hysterically about it and pondered why such fucked up stuff happens to us while we are trippin, we also got a kick out of the fact that we were seemingly more worried and freaked out than the people on the boat, even though we weren't in any danger.
peace 00
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: zerozero]
#8290409 - 04/16/08 05:23 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Epic Bump for an epic thread!
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: John Smith]
#8290624 - 04/16/08 07:42 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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i read read all of the last page. crazy shit
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: ivi]
#8291532 - 04/16/08 01:10 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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ivi said:
One time around three years ago I was tripping heavily on acid. It was well past midnight and I was walking home from my friends place where I had dropped the acid and smoked some bowls. I was just peaking when on the half way home I see these two russian gangsta guys about my age sitting on a bench and hanging out. I'm all spaced and 'hippied' out so I come up to them and offer to smoke a peace pipe. They're all O.K., so I stuffed the pipe a couple of times, talked with them a bit, wished luck, said good-bye and continued my way home enjoying my trip. I had walked one block when suddenly somebody pushed and hit me from behind. I was all like WTF?!?! and while turning around to see what the hell is happening I was punched in the face. A this moment I noticed that I was being attacked by the very same two gangsta kids I had just smoked with. The place wass very lonely, no cops, no people whatsoever. So at this moment I'm getting really pissed and shit and I start fighting against them trying to protect myself, I'm a thin and geeky guy but I did my best to protect my health and honour. At this moment i feel im being stabbed in my chest with something. It fucking hurt. The next moment I noticed a syringe in one guy's hand. At this second I really freak out and start screaming like crazy (remember Macaulay in Home Alone ). It seemed that my screaming scared those gangsta guys and they ran away into the darkness. I was so fucked up I almost crawled in to the nearest place (it was a cyber cafe) went to the toilet and violently vomited. Then I called taxi and went home. Some time after this incident I was having a realy heavy mindfuck. I had to wait a month or something for being cheched for HIV (thanks god the test came out to be negative). And to tell the truth I still haven't got over that shit and often have anxiety/paranoia attacks while tripping.
thats fucked up man
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: soundtrance]
#10385444 - 05/23/09 08:30 AM (14 years, 18 days ago) |
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: bob5]
#10385452 - 05/23/09 08:33 AM (14 years, 18 days ago) |
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Haha, I was just reading this and thinking "Man, I've heard these stories before"
Then I saw the date.
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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: joeshitragpicker]
#12917907 - 07/19/10 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread is legendary.
So many crazy stories.
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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: t00th]
#12917951 - 07/19/10 12:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It wasnt really a crazy event, but I once (while on acid) chilled with a guy who had worked for the DEA for 14 years but at the time was working for the government with the "psychological operations" people, which put simply means he got paid for being good at fucking with peoples heads. He pretty much ran the show that night, as after I came into contact with him I embark on the craziesttrip of my life. He told me the next day "Soon as I saw you come stumblin in and start starin at my ceiling with those big ass pupils I knew you were going to be too easy".
As far as the DEA thing, he told me in his 14 years he had seen enough to know that psychedelics werent bad, so thankfully I didnt get reported (at least I hope not) to any authority.
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Frost
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: BigDeddyLu]
#12917973 - 07/19/10 12:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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What did he mean by "too easy"?
What did he say or do to you?
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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi
“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Frost]
#12917988 - 07/19/10 12:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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By "too easy", I suppose he meant it would be easy to fuck with my head, and he was right; that man had complete control over my mind for the five hours I was with him. The only thing he did to me physically was pat me on the back and shake my hand, but the things he said to me had me doing crazy shit all over the place.
Edited by BigDeddyLu (07/19/10 12:38 AM)
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Frost
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: BigDeddyLu]
#12918001 - 07/19/10 12:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That dude sounds like a trip.
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“I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens.
I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi
“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Frost]
#12918008 - 07/19/10 12:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dont remeber exactly what he said (it was about 2 years ago) but he had me running around the yard trying to get away from "The Buzzlers", cowering in a closet terrified of the ghost that supposedly lived in the bathroom, believing that all indians are born with hunting knife, and singing gospel songs just to name a few things.
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Frost
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: BigDeddyLu]
#12918051 - 07/19/10 12:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That sounds ridiculous.
For some reason I don't think somebody would be able to convince me of those things, tripping or not.
Call me crazy.
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“I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens.
I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi
“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: Frost]
#12918093 - 07/19/10 01:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This happend 0400 am when i was walking home tripping. i kid you not; a man wearing only tight leather shorts and a gasmask rollerskating down the middle of the road.
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: Frost]
#12918097 - 07/19/10 01:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It was his job to mess with peoples heads; he was vry, very, very good at what he was doing, and as we all know, a mind on acid (especially 4 hits of the stuff) is VERY susceptible to the power of suggestion.
Edited by BigDeddyLu (07/19/10 01:06 AM)
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GreenMachine
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripped [Re: BigDeddyLu]
#12918396 - 07/19/10 03:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Car full (like overpacked) of Middle Easterners speed away taking a right turn from a left hand turn lane, speed a few hundred feet down the road then pull a 180, like full on skidding tires, come roaring back the way they came and took a left at the light. They could have avoided all the comotion and just did a U-turn. They paid no attention to the traffic signals either.
My cousin was with me tripping too. We just looked at eachother and he said "Boom"
then we laughed, and he tore his shirt off. It was bizzare
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Re: Most fucked up thing happening in reality when you tripp [Re: GreenMachine]
#12918467 - 07/19/10 05:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Once, this Chinese guy came over to me in the middle of a major freakout on 5+ foot of San Pedro and started fucking with me. I ended up yelling at him at the top of my lungs "What the fuck are you saying!?"
Then I realised the people in the park I was sitting on the edge of were staring at me like I was a lunatic.
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