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OfflineSprewellSleeve
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Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom
    #12346747 - 04/07/10 02:15 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

That would be awesome.

Only thing bathroom related that should be kept around is girls peeing.I need them to pee on me.


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #12346790 - 04/07/10 02:32 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I would save about 2 hours a day by staying off the shitter

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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: SprewellSleeve] * 1
    #12346802 - 04/07/10 02:39 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

a friend of mine used to have a colostomy bag due to botched surgery

he was quite glad to be able to use the bathroom when he got that off


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: Set] * 1
    #12346804 - 04/07/10 02:40 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I thouroughly enjoy a good dump. Feels good


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #12346807 - 04/07/10 02:42 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

But wouldn't you miss peeing in a girl's butt?

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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: Le_Canard]
    #12346816 - 04/07/10 02:48 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

golden showers!


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: Le_Canard]
    #12346825 - 04/07/10 02:51 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
But wouldn't you miss peeing in a girl's butt?




Hmmm i guess there would be some downsides to it, i guess you couldnt shit on there chest anymore either...
this is a tough call now

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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: bchunter]
    #12347118 - 04/07/10 07:30 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

wouldn't you gain weight if all that urine and poo didn't leave your system?


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #12347123 - 04/07/10 07:35 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

SprewellSleeve said:
That would be awesome.

Only thing bathroom related that should be kept around is girls peeing.I need them to pee on me.



:feelsgoodman:


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: NetDiver] * 1
    #12347134 - 04/07/10 07:41 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

dude peeing can be hilarious I'm glad we do it


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: ManianFH]
    #12347145 - 04/07/10 07:45 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

mick said:
I thouroughly enjoy a good dump. Feels good




One of life's most simple pleasures.

On a related note, I once shat a perfect pretzel form by accident. I was ecstatic when i looked back in the bowl. THIS ART BABEY!


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: Devlish2]
    #12347151 - 04/07/10 07:47 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

If i never had to go to the bathroom, I could sleep in again.  Every morning I am awoken by the need to shit.

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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: memes]
    #12347523 - 04/07/10 09:34 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I wear a nappy (diaper to the US) so I never have to go to the bathroom. You know you've entered a golden age when you can take a crap while walking along the street, with no one being any the wiser... :ninjaguy::quagmire:


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #12348363 - 04/07/10 12:27 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Haha i think people might notice if they were standing next to you  :cuteshit:

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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: bchunter]
    #12349509 - 04/07/10 03:13 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Air freshener in the trouser. I think of everything. I tape the nappy to my legs to prevent drippage, too.


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #12349519 - 04/07/10 03:15 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck that shit I love going to the bathroom

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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #12349534 - 04/07/10 03:18 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I'm gonna take a dump in a minute :awesome:


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #12349540 - 04/07/10 03:20 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Sure, the relief feels good, but I rather it not interfering with things I want to do such as going back/staying asleep as meams mentioned.


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #12349550 - 04/07/10 03:21 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Devlish2 said: I once shat a perfect pretzel form by accident.




That's a sign from God.

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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #12349556 - 04/07/10 03:22 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Me too!! :borat:

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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #12349564 - 04/07/10 03:25 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

What's the longest you've ever pooped?I went like two hours once.That's when I was ocd about taking showers after I went and wanted to get everything out as much as I could.

It also seems like I have an unlimited amount of pee to let out when I'm on the toilet.


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #12349639 - 04/07/10 03:39 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
I'm gonna take a dump in a minute :awesome:




Ahh...:whatwhat:


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: mongo lloyd] * 1
    #12349650 - 04/07/10 03:40 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: deCypher]
    #12349656 - 04/07/10 03:41 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

+1


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #12349677 - 04/07/10 03:44 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Just got that :lolsy:


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #12350429 - 04/07/10 05:55 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
I'm gonna take a dump in a minute :awesome:




Ahh...:whatwhat:



dude me too :awehigh:


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Re: Imagine Never Having To Go To The Bathroom [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #12350489 - 04/07/10 06:03 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I love pooping.

I bring my laptop into the bathroom whenever I poop, as I usually take my time. Probably 15 minutes on average :thumbup:

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